Why is the French national animal a chicken?
Why is the French national animal a chicken?
Because Romans are fucking cunts
That's what they are, chickens. French people are simply chickens in human form, like rats shapeshift into Jews, chickens shapeshift into the French people
COCKED
Because they love cocks, duh
Because it's easy to enter a chicken's pen.
Because it was a gaulish symbol. The cock is a prood animal and vaillant.
wat
a pig would be haram
Because thats what they are, scared little chicken.
NEVER WON A WAR
BRD has never lost a single War.
it's a rooster though
aesthetically, I think it's pretty cool
in ex-ussr countries though roosters have rather negative and comic connotations
because gallus
>in ex-ussr countries though roosters have rather negative and comic connotations
Like France?
lel
akshully faggots/peacocking homos etc. and ofcourse a caste of prisoners who are basically sissies.
Obsessed t*rk.
because fuck the world, our animal is a proud cock raising the red tip of his head proudly up to the sky, deal with it
In America, it as a very old normie meme to call cowards 'chickens'.
When someone cowers out of doing something, you ask if they're a chicken, then hold fold your hands into your armpits and wave them around like they were wings. Then you start saying "bok bok CHICKEN BOK BOK BOK" to mock them
Really make you think
Pretty sure some scientists in the last years said that its possible that dinosaurs had feathers. This would make the T-Rex to Chicken theory very likely.
Yeah, I've googled a few of my favorite dinosaurs like Deinonychus recently, and they have fucking feathers now and look like angry chickens. I liked it better when they were Jurassic park lizards t bh
It fits in with their flag
Well gays like cocks
*cough* 1870
Rosters are brave and arrogants like the French people
*cough* Prussia not Germany *cough*
*cough* Prussians are/were Germans and created the German state *coughs blood painfully**falls to floor*
Because it's the only animal who can sing with his two pawns in shit
BIG
*cough* If Prussians are Germans, then Normans are French *cough internally*
*cough* the United States created the modern German state *cough*
>Prussians are/were Germans
yes
>and created the German state
as much as Napoleon did, if not less desu senpai
Yes sure, along with civil rights, defeating hitler and abolishing slavery.