/brit/

sweaty

anime

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1573452/Britain-has-become-a-Catholic-country.html

>Roman Catholics have overtaken Anglicans as the country's dominant religious group. More people attend Mass every Sunday than worship with the Church of England, figures seen by The Sunday Telegraph show.

>This means that the established Church has lost its place as the nation's most popular Christian denomination after more than four centuries of unrivalled influence following the Reformation.

>Catholicism

*stretches*

Just accepted a job offer from London

1 year of no friends in a foreign country lmao oh wait I already do that at home

k-taigs

>Getting my daily dose of Milo Yiannopoulos

Yoga 710 lad?

whiteyd at college today lads

>London
London, Kentucky, I assume?

thanks for the links mate

im not gay either

where is that good post? i'm waiting

churchmilitant.com/news/article/6-in-10-american-catholics-support-gay-marriage

Catholics are not Christian, so they cannot be the most populous Christian group by default.

Anglicanism is at least 45% more Catholic than any other Protestant denomination, which really makes me wonder why you guys have been so butthurt about "Papists" historically.

Other than cuckholdry what is wrong with Globalism?

serious question

REALLY want to have a go on this

dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3798451/Now-spring-step-world-s-biggest-bouncy-castle-incredible-893ft-long-no-wonder-s-called-Beast.html

>actually being offered jobs
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I'll visit you friend uwu

Fuck off ____

this gimmick has escalated

...

>Americans
kek.

I love this thing the English do, where they're so cripplingly insecure that when someone does better than them they just screech "YOU DON'T COUNT" so they can pretend they're still the best.

>dailymail

shall not be doing a click no sir

I'm not an Anglican. I am a Reformed Congregationalist Presbyterian.

>Anglicanism is at least 45% more Catholic than any other Protestant denomination, which really makes me wonder why you guys have been so butthurt about "Papists" historically.

I don't think I can ever get a job.

Do they really want me to put on a facade to meet their arbitrary requirements?

Seems like a load of bullshit.

need to travel 50 minutes for an interview, presentation and a medical.

might not 2bh

>I'm not an Anglican

but that's exactly what dykes say about men and rapists...?

SPLITTER

looks fun

>I am an Anglican

Lads

>I am an Anglican

The London. Going to be working at a place not far from the City and Hyde Park. They're going to train me there, before sending me back here

Good thing is I get weekends off, so I ca go sight seeing

>I love this thing the English do, where they're so cripplingly insecure that when someone does better than them they just screech "YOU DON'T COUNT" so they can pretend they're still the best.

the gf

yes

Catholics have never been Christian though, you are in the same league as Islam and Judaism, ie. non-Christian.

skellington

wtf I hate dykes now

>I love this thing the English do, where they're so cripplingly insecure that when someone does better than them they just screech "YOU DON'T COUNT" so they can pretend they're still the best.
>Does it anyway
KEK

Liberal Anglo Catholic here

Prove Catholics are Christian then. If you are so confident you should be able to.

London sucks desu

not as much as kentucky, but still

hope you're getting paid well tho

catholics are christian though

>Believe Christ is the Son of God
There, that was easy.

>Catholics aren't Christian

Took to reading an awful lot these days lads but I'm having genuine trouble wrapping my noggin around Macbeth 2bh

Pineal must be encrusted

>The Catholic Church, also known as the Roman Catholic Church, is the largest Christian church

you = btfo

the so called "stomach" is hurting

youtube.com/watch?v=kJCvwCYqwp0

me picking up the gf

It really grinds my gears how London is referred to as The City, as if there are no other relevant cities in the UK. Pure arrogance desu, I genuinely wouldn't mind ONE BIT if the whole place burned to the ground.

this thread is struggling to hold my attention

for that you've all been booked

Catholics are infidels in the eyes of actual Christians.

That is not enough.

you have to be baiting

this is too good

>i subscribe to a church whose origins derive from an obese sex addict
ahh, yes

I'm not a Londoner, but you're a moron

apage satanas

youtube.com/watch?v=KNMFmT4V_60

Am I watch two retards getting ready for a dance?

'London' and 'the city of London' are two separate entities

>dumb christ posters

Bad post

>Wikipedia edits from Catholics count

protestants are infidels to catholics (i.e original christians).

Just found out I'm getting that holiday pay after all lads

£500 extra in my pocket, wew

>moron
FOY

>religion posting
shant be reading your plebeian opinions on the true "faith"

WYCLIFFE
Y
C
L
I
F
F
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Why?

>That is not enough
Protestants confirm themselves for heretics once more.

So were is that evidence?

Catholics are not the original Christians. They are a deformity established by the Roman Emperors.

youtube.com/watch?v=bpOyQhgM1FU

great song, too bad free will isn't real though

Christ is consubstantial with the Father 2bh

>tfw too smart to be religious

Honestly laughing at the Anglicans saying Catholicism is a liberal religion

The most liberal Christian denominations are Protestant ones. There are actual LGBT female priestesses in the Protestant church. Can you believe that?

Catholicism is the most conservative branch of Christianity next to orthodoxy

you bellend, the city of london isn't london

>moron is an americanism

>So were is that evidence?
i'm just watching this play out, you're too funny mate

Catholics do not have the ability to decide who is a heretic or not because they do not understand Christianity. Catholics are basically pagans pretending to be Christian.

Protestantism is not one church.

Pepsi is better than Coke

>christianity
Not a fan of this gimmick

...

Anglicans and Catholics are the exact same thing

...

>tfw too smart to be religious

That is inaccurate. It does not show that the Roman Church was created by its union with Paganism.

rasheed

fuck off

Ah yes, /brit/

miss the gf tbdesu

>Verily

>by the roman emperors
west rome fell long before the schism, retard

Hate it when some fucking inbred cretin ulsterman starts generals like these

Give over you whimp, it ruins the entire thread

Waldo, Wycliffe, Hus and Luther came before Henry VIII

even so how would that mean protestant is more original ?

Coke is better than Pepsi

Ignatius of Antioch (Ancient Greek: Ἰγνάτιος Ἀντιοχείας, Ignátios Antiokheías) (c. 35 – c. 108),[1][2] also known as Ignatius Theophorus (Ιγνάτιος ὁ Θεοφόρος, Ignátios ho Theophóros, lit. "the God-bearing"), Ignatius Nurono (lit. "The fire-bearer") was an Apostolic Father, student of the Apostle John, and the third bishop of Antioch.[3][4] En route to Rome, where according to Christian tradition he met his martyrdom, he wrote a series of letters which have been preserved as an example of very early Christian theology. Important topics addressed in these letters include ecclesiology, the sacraments, and the role of bishops. In speaking of the authority of the Church[5] he coined the phrase 'Catholic Church',[6] still in use to this day.

Just reminding you that a direct student of a direct student of Christ coined the term "Catholic Church" and you're trying to claim that some fella 1500 years later has more of a claim to Christ than he does.

or as I've taken to calling it, the Baelly

Gas the Taigs

Me and the gf

Pepsi Max > Coca Cola > Pepsi > Diet Coke > Diet Pepsi

I don't give a shit about official boundaries, newsreaders and the like shouldn't talk about 'The City' without any further qualification and expect us to all know that they are talking about the city of London.

The Roman Emperors created the Roman church before the collapse of the Roman Empire.

Protestantism is the correction, the return to the truth.

You don't even know what Catholic church means. Catholic church means universal church, what he coined was a concept, not an institution.

my favourite part of this thread is all the religious discussion

good list

me in the back

Dr Pepper Zero > everything else

>"Moron" was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard
>Henry Herbert Goddard (August 14, 1866 – June 18, 1957) was a prominent American
FOYT

*opens the runt pen*

Oh dear, seems they're arguing over religion.

*closes it again*

...

this would be conveyed somewhere unless you think literally everyone is a biased catholic

God is not dead. Jesus is always with me.

Sprite > 7up

Pepsi Max is shit though

Druidism is the one true religion of our land

The City is the city of London. It's a whole thing. Largely the financial sector. This is what they refer to as The City in the news.

The rest of London, as administered by the Mayor and the GLA is just London and is referred to as such in the news.

now fuck off back to brum you pillock

The Catholic church has huge power through its shadow organisations like the Jesuits and uses them to influence governments and historical records, it is why Catholics used to be banned from position of authority in England.

nurse

one of the runts escaped the pit

>God is not dead. Jesus is always with me.

homemade granola has NO RIGHT to be as delicious as it is

Vanilla Coke > Dr Pepper > Cherry Coke > Coke Life > Pepsi Max > Coke > Pepsi > Diet Coke > Coke Zero > Diet Pepsi

BREAKING: Cromwell files for dissolution of the monasteries

Tell that to the 7up I'm drinking right now asshole

Tell me what this consists of

Yes but it was a psychological term which just happened to be coined by an American. If "paraplegic" was coined by an American doctor would that make it an Americanism? You're a fucking idiot

>it is why Catholics used to be banned from position of authority in England.

might have been because the king and royals were all prod at the time sweetie xx

>Jesus answered, "My kingdom is not of this world."

Thank God that Jesus learned Latin and moved to Italy to build a kingdom

Sprite > 7up

unironically this

>catholics banned from positions of authority
>atheists now contributing to discussion
and still your claim can't be substantiated.

7up Cherry > Coke Cherry > Pepsi Max Cherry

day 422: the experiment where I introduce the runts to religion is continuing to be a massive success, every passing day they seem to be getting dumber, my next course of action is to convince one half that their religion is different from the other to see how they react

It was to stop the subversion of the state by Catholics. Something they still do to this very day, see how the destructive individual known as Tony Blair was a Catholic. Wherever Catholics gain political power destruction follows.

My claim is a matter of fact for anybody who has studied church history.

>N-NOT THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
Oh fuck, you just cannot stop yourself, can you?

Speaking about "return to the ancient truth" type bullshit
Modern "druidism" has almost nothing to do with the function of druids within prechristian celtic religious belief and practice

shaq cream soda > dandelion & burdock

Call it 'the city of London' then instead of abbreviating to 'The City'. The fucking arrogance of these southerners.

>matter of fact
>sources: 0

Just because you are too stupid to understand words does not mean I am.

Where do Roma gypsy names originate from? Did you have any at your highschool

>my claims don't need to be substantiated but everyone else's do!
kek

m*ron is informal essentially slang
fuck off you americanised twat>>>/yank/

>this much reddit in 1 post

Pepsi Cherry is fucking grim

ah yes

>church nutters going on about branches of christianity
I'll be back later

Everyone knows it means London though. Ask anyone what they think of when they hear The City in England and they'll say London

Stay mad Brummie

>user! I baked you a cake!

wat do

>Palma

barr >>>>>>>

*jots down some notes*
fascinating...

>U-UR STUPID!

>highschool
FOY

Never had a dr. Pepper and never had a cherry or vanilla cola

>Reddit
>Christian
Reddit bans people if you point out the evils of Catholicism. It is infiltrated.

If I remember, that's because the Romans killed them all. What we know about the druids comes mostly from Roman writing about them

They are actually pretty cool. Stonehenge is older than the Pyramids of Giza.

>my imaginary friend could beat up your imaginary friend

Might post the gf's chebs 2bh

that's not a cake you ditsy bitch you just put some strawberries and whipped cream on your feet

DELETE THIS

Frenchwomen are for _________

>No argument
>Just meme pictures

the druids didn't build stonehenge

anyone elses runts severely losing it? checking the pens now and this is absurd

>Reddit bans people if you point out the evils of Catholicism. It is infiltrated.

It became slang over many decades, on both sides of the Atlantic. And the Oxford English Dictionary doesn't list it as chiefly American, so you lose you autistic twat. :)

>when prods try to justify the fragmentation they caused

you're literally the reason islam goes from strength to strength

I really don't see how that's euphoric.

It's been called the city for fucking ever you fucking spastic

if you wanna be a butthurt northerner you might wanna choose a better source of butthurt

we wuz druids and shit

That's not the point - I know that it means the city of London, but I'd rather they used the full title so that we don't just continue this implicit but incorrect assumption that London is the only place that matters in the UK. You laugh at me now, but I'll be the one laughing when I lead an army of Brummies on a sack of London, raping and pillaging as we go.

Agreed desu, used to like it until I actually tried other Cherry flavoured soft drinks

brits likes dicks :^)

Marrying and having lots of children with.

getting MALI'D

...

>incorrect assumption that London is the only place that matters in the UK

lmao

reddit is superior to Cred Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=aFJgsI5NTg8

>N-NO ARGUMENT
>Substantiate my own claims? N-NO! UR STUPID

why do you have this

Celts in general then I suppose

oh fug where'd the spaces go
>"piss>pissy piss"

Heathenry is the one true religion of our land

Islam was strengthened by Catholicism, the Pope supports open borders.

they didn't either

what is Cred Forums for?

brad should have stayed with jen . glad he got his comeuppance for what he did. horrible man

>walk around old neighbourhood that I grew up in
>lots of the old housing/garages/grassland has been destroyed in favour of newbuilds
>the tower blocks have been renovated and are full of students and yuppies

ah yes

Still not sure how I feel about the new Top Gear

The who did

Celts also created the world's fist calendar, several hundred (or thousand) years before the Middle-East. Up in Scotland

ur mum

It was built before the Celts arrived, by the pre-Celtic peoples.

>NO U
What is it with Prods and their complete inability to form arguments?

youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q

aaaaaaah yes

yank slang adopted by americanised mongs like you because you watched too many rubbish american programmes on the telly, oh sorry, too many "tv shows"

cowabunga dude

only now that church in general is dying
prods control almost all governments in the west and what have they done

i like the one where they drive the kimchi around

decided after careful consideration that I won't be watching this video

You have not made an argument, you just argue from authority and go muh church or muh pope.

Tony Blair was a Catholic you faggot.

Reminder that non-Catholic/Orthodox """Christians""" only exist because a fat king wanted to cheat on his wife

ah yes

excellent

toppa geraru

An'a on zat bombu sherr

pre celtic people's

Slightly amused at some of the runts on TSR who spend three days at uni and decide they've made a massive mistake

Martin Luther didn't want to cheat on his wife you silly goose

>You have not made an argument!
Still waiting on those sources lad.

Reminder that you are are moron with no knowledge of history or the religion of your own country

and a cuck to the lords and monarch

>Catholic education
Luther came before Henry VIII.

liberalism is a mental disease

>moron
FOY

I've gotten head today

No sex though

>go to newspaper shop
>browse around
>notice top shelf
>pick up nude mag and casually flick through pages admiring chebs
>shop owner walks up to me and says I can't read it unless I buy it

bit rude tbqh, felt a bit harassed

are we german now?

And a good Catholic doing what he could to help his "Muslim brothers", reminder that the Catholic Catechism says Muslims are brothers of Catholics.

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Oh I see. Fun fact: British Isles are actually one of the oldest inhabited places in Europe, until a large ice sheet formed and drove the people away for several thousand years before returning. This same ice sheet was still on Scandinavia up until only a few thousand BC

[Allman Brothers intensifies]

>Martin Luther
English protestantism starts with John Wycliffe

You realise he's saying that if it hadn't been for Henry being a slut, that Protestantism would've faded into the irrelevancy that it deserves and ceased to exist, right?

Protestantism came before Henry VIII is my point.

Protestantism was already becoming popular in England, it is why Henry VIII chose it rather than just becoming Orthodox or something else entirely.

yes because the uk parliament didn't exist prior to 1997 and then after that it was a one man government

>Hussite wars
>irrelevancy
this is what taigs actually believe

...

I was looking for a job and then I found a job

and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

less relevant to england just sayin

You're forgetting all about the Germans and the Counter Reformation

Then France went full batshit

Most of the Muslims came under Blair and Blair was very powerful. Also reminder that Catholics in England have always voted Labour.

>I want a divorce, so of course I will choose to become Orthodox!

would you fucking shut up

I want all homosexuals and trannies to be executed.

do cars get more efficient and environmentally friendly every year?

Hmmm... really makes you want to round up shitskins, and purge them with fire.

The orthodox can divorce.

and hardly ever won an election victory

>Then France went full batshit
what did it do?

why do schools teach Henry VIII's six wives as if that's some massive number? plenty of kings have had a lot more wives than that.
it's standard for Muslims to have loads of wives and some Aztecs had hundreds of wives- and this is at the same time in polygamous marriages

hell even Jeremy Corbyn and Donald Trump have both had three wives

Labour won a lot of times.

...

excuse me we're trying to talk about the catholic-protestant divide or something right now so please be quiet

It's true you runt, that I do know for sure

>Britain has been intermittently inhabited by members of the Homo genus for hundreds of thousands of years, and by Homo sapiens for tens of thousands of years. Modern humans reached Britain by around 42,000 years before present (BP),[2] but the island was unoccupied during the last glacial maximum, between about 25,000 and 15,000 years ago.[3]

>Parts of Denmark, Scania and the Norwegian coast line were free from ice around 13000 BC, and around 10000 BC the rim of ice was around Dalsland, Västergötland and Östergötland. It wasn't until 7000 BC that all of Svealand and the modern coastal regions of North-eastern Sweden were free of ice, although the land was by then deeply pressed underwater.

absolutely correct.

minority of time*

and against the overall western trend

Not because they want to just bang a new woman.

Genocide.

Because you can make a nice little rhyme out of it to make it easy to remember

Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived

whats the best endz in london

They teach because it's part of British history, you fucking spastic.

>implying Deus Vult isn't related to that

yeah but who else made their own religion on it

John Wycliffe, one of the most important proto-protestants, was from Yorkshire

more importantly Jezza shagged diane abbott

Yorkshire reporting in.

IMAGINE

Because it was the moment that England gave up its eternal soul for some pussy.

good lad x

can you imagine the up-rorke if this was a muslim school instead?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/christian-fundamentalist-schools-performed-exorcisms-on-children-and-beat-pupils-in-religious-a7312681.html

something needs to be done to prevent our children being indoctrinated into this violent religion

you said luther though

>From 16 years ago
Rasheed is desperate

I'm not the user you originally replied to x

they've got the west figured out

Rorke.

They went insane from 1550-1800

There was a popular phrase in Germany around the time, "We remember when the Franks were called Franks." that basically meant that France the kingdom was always on the verge of total collapse

Catholicism had been the state religion for a long time. They had a giant war of religion between Catholics and Protestants

finally around the early days of the Revolution, the rebels took over and outlawed all religion and would executed

Notre Dame was almost demolished. They took down Mary and put up Athena or some shit. It was crazy

Left half of my face and neck went numbish for the second time this week

Oh boy, here we go

don't interupt

dropped my lego piece in an awkward spot
going to be difficult to find it

>Catholics
>Souls

that's literally stroke or something

I watch the chase too :^)

tfw less than a northerner
may as well kms tbqhwy

Go to the hospital haha

AAAAARRGHHH MY FUCKING FOOT
WHO LEFT THAT THERE

I forgive you. I only hope God does the same.

>don't interupt

nevermind found it immediately lol

kys x

>orange bastards
>people

cheers brusson x

>less than a northerner
wew, didn't know slugs could type

found a rusty hammer in the shed

my plums are in for a treat

sooooooo hungry

I'm not from Northern Ireland.

I'll ask doctors, until then I'll wait

I'll interrupt if you need correcting

(you did x)

ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAR

There is nothing wrong with grooming girls for marriage

only grooming for molestation/rape is wrong and thats what muslims do

Rate my paki

could be bells palsy senpai

Honestly have no idea what that is mate

You're all orange bastards, you dunce.

It was me

the most important and influential British politicians of modern times are Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair, and Nigel Farage.

they all played their part in totally redefining British politics

4MB limit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

haha

>now that we've reached the 300 post mark, the runts quiet down, saving what little energy they have for the next thread

Can,t Believe God WOuld Do That To U.. All My Luv And Hugs xxx. BOOM!

rip

>the most important and influential British politicians of modern times are Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair, and Nigel Farage.
>
>they all played their part in totally redefining British politics

roaring

*squeals into my piss-soaked blanket*

catholics = intellectuals
proddies = chavs and Justin Welby

...

Rolled a so called spliff

nerds

(((Justin Welby)))

ah yes those Irish, Polish and Mexican intellectuals

excellent post

>Page 2

Wow /brit/ is dead

Bit cold now. Have so start wearing trousers.

new

Big dick

Lads, sister's friend called me handsome, but I have no idea how old she is, is it pedo to like before you know?

they give us the largest numbers

how olds your sister

17

Yes.

>pedo
FOY

think i might have caught a cold or something

give her my number

07938472593

gf just went and applied for a job, got an interview, and now has been accepted for the job and is hired

why can't I do this
I feel like such a worthless spacker

My sis has a boyfriend lad.

just phoned police to alert them to this potential infringement of the data protection act.

yeah it's me lad

>it's a "sister queefs at the dining table" episode

actually gross

Tom?

no it's Jake

Wish Smithposting was a thing again tb h

what does her fanny smell like

Don't know any Jakes.

Your girl gives a good blowie tb h

reading rumours about celebrities

intentional calcification

*does a shit on brit*

like the gunky dead skin and oil build up you get under your big toes

Vat'll it be boss?

...

my wife's son just bagged his first job lads, very proud of him

jake is such a stupid name hahahahaha

ewww is she a virgin

new

I do tb h

He's a spacker

If that's you JP, you're a spacker

CUSTODIAN

the size if I were to take every Irishman and roll them into a ball.

NUT

Thank you Janny for removing the kpop FILTH

the caretaker lives among us

>key won't fit in my cb6000
send help

might order pizza right now lads, make the delivery man come in the rush hour traffic hehehehehe eeeeeeeee eeee EEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE

alri janny?

>buying a runtcage

oh dear

it was a present

>waits for a thread to get 100 posts before deleting

janny you are an actual fucking mongoloid and i DARE you can explain how leaving this thread up and deleting the new is justified

give it a try you fucking spacker

>deleting the thread when my (You)s start rolling in

FUMING JANNY

FUCK LADS

I MADE A CURRY AND PUT A LOAD OF FRESH CHILLIES IN AND I JUST PICKED MY NOSE

FUCKING HURTS

figuratively one of us

thanks janny

finger your bumhole

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>Page 7
CUSTODIAN

ask your mistress for help

Explain la

Who are these bints

not sure about this

Heathen Bastards.

Why is a new thread not being made

Just go here Janitor problems