/balt/ + /ausnz/

it was a script/bot

you got a lot of clutter there mate

still no Lith bf

>twitch
You streamer?

Very nordic minimalism brah

No, but I enjoy watching a stream while eating at Hesburger or Pizza Hut in peace

Why, are you?

lol, got some hesburger talons in the mail. still haven't used them :DDD

well some context is needed

>eating inside the Pizza Hut instead of bringing it home with you
it's like you want everyone to see you're a lonely loser

dogo

The thumb looks like racemixing propaganda.

Don't laugh pls

Maybe

jees, she didn't even hear about Lithuania before. I know all the baltic memes pick me pick me instead.

>Have you already....
>"Yees! Of course! Hahah"
>Does she want you to fuck off? Or how is this to be interpreted
next level autism

>those toothy smilies

to be honest my conversations usually look similar

that said I'm khv :dddd

if she wanted you to fuck off she would probably give you 1 word answers like "yes", "yeah", etc

He's from Sweden, they're all streamers over there. Streaming video games at home and Somalian blood feud grenade battles outside.

racemixing with dogos?

Well yes, I guess so
Thanks for the advice
But what is khv?

But you're not a brown skinned spanish qt

the dog looks like a nigger from up far 2bh

>1 word answers like "yes", "yeah", etc
I usually give such answers to ppl I want to fuk

...

From what country is she?

>jees, she didn't even hear about Lithuania before
thats not strange
probably half or more of the Europe haven't heard of us

kissless hugless virgin

meet with her fäm, it might reduce your autism and you'll be more comfortable with her

>But what is khv?

V4 sending a mechanized company to us :^)

Thanks, Slovakia

m.tvnet.lv/article/626379

anyone know what these things are called in english?

Hello baltic friends. I'm going to Latvia next week on a 10-day long business trip, can you guys tell me some things I should/shouldn't do? I just realized I don't really know much about you guys, and I want to try and respect the places I go to.

who /debatai/ here?

You should definitely get a Latvian escort
Apart from that try not to talk to obvious non Russians in Russian or they will get mad

get some saldejums and rigas balsams

dont talk in russian
dont piss on the Monument of Freedom
dont act like british tourists
be nice

if you follow these points youll be fine

I don't even know what's it called in Russian.

who /wontvote/ here?

it doesn't matter anyway

screw driver family

thread cutter

Are those drill bits?

Sorry, I mean screwdriver heads.

I wouldn't like it if my girlfriend went to the Caribbean for some nigger dick, so I won't do the same to her.

Let me take a look at what that is. (By the way, I once tutored programming to an estonian guy, your people and country seem great.)

Whoops, most of my coworkers are Russian. A couple are Latvian, but I seriously suspect they're ethnically Russian as well. One thing I am aware of is how Estonia and Latvia are not on the best of terms with Russia.
I've worked in tourism before, so I know how annoying brits can be. Don't worry, I'm a quiet guy.

thanks mate, that was it

nah, they are used to cut the thread into holes so screws would screw in nicely :DDD

Can I come to Latvia and talk in Russian with locals?

Bevare from scammers, leave people alone they are already sick from molestful foreigners.

if theyre ethnic russians, theyre not Latvians

but yeah, if youre going to Riga, youre bound to see russians, but im just advising you to not start a convi with everyone in russian. Latvians will take offense and answer you rudely or just walk away.

DESIGNATED

Plug tap

Come to /slav/ Cплoшныe бeлapycы

literally started talking in English with a Latvian in the Latvian airport and he politly answered me in broken Russian. stop your fairy tales, sick rusphobe.

squatting?

Oh you're squatting alright

post proofs proving you're descended from the pre-indoeuropean invasion swampmen that dwelled here
if not, you're just another Igors with an identity crisis

youtube.com/watch?v=h7k1vkC52S0
latvians and lithuanians unite

i don't notice any toilet paper, yet all of them have a bottle of water with them.. what did they mean by this?

balts are indo-europeans

нe хoчy. I'm baltic.

You get your hand wet and then wipe with your hand.

t. street shitter pro

They wipe with their bare skin, hence the color

H-нo y нac в-вeceлo

Tvarka ir Teisingumas tbhq

Я нe люблю oбщaтьcя c pyccкими и cлaвянaми.

you wish, Igors

i thought shit doesn't stick to shit

I want to drink water from a well like you

youtu.be/ixJgY2VSct0

užsitapšnok yourself

Just came back from Bosnia visiting my grandpa lads
Fucking massive wasp half the size of my finger was buzzing around his kitchen

Melbourne?

Made me think
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income

Brissy

latvians and aussies confirmed master race

Any pics of your adventure?

sure, it's good, but you also have maintain the well, it can be a pain in the ass

I wish that was possible

aww

Didn't take much unfortunately lad but I have a couple more

гдe этo вы oбщaeтecь c aнoнaми?

ooh that's a big gun

*walks into /balt/ + /ausnz/*

WEW

uuuu

sod off wanka

you look a bit moist m8

was waiting for u, bby

Why can't our nature be as good as European nature reeeeeeee

who /alwayssad/ here?

here

Gonna make myself a pizza now lads

No such thing

>she doesn't like slavs
We have a saying, if you want to party, go to a Russian
And Poles are ok too once you get to know them

All politics aside and shit

>We have a saying, if you want to party, go to a Russian
wha

>Going to parties
Normalfags out

c-can I entertain u?

lrt.lt/mediateka/irasas/103762/2016_m_lr_seimo_rinkimu_debatai

the package has been uploaded, I repeat the package has been uploaded

Normie takeover of /balt/ when?

looks like my region. I hate local flora and fauna, so ugly. I'd raither live in the hot climate.

hi
you can try

It only shows how many smart people have left to US

Because of the niggers living there? Come now, don't deny it

Anybody playing on EUW here?

>go home
>see this
Hmmmm...

playing on ur mums bed lmoa
post tits

Steal the flowers for myself

It's from me

What is EUW?

The League of Legends server Europe West.

I am bad at those games so I skip playing anything related to that.

Aussie nature is based, what do you mean?

So how many girl posters are here? I know of at least one for sure. (me)

Here

Hello miss, I happen to be a single man who is in look for a good and nice wife. Would you mind signing this marriage letter?

Me too!

Not a girl though. Someone must've gotten the wrong apartment. Heh, sucks to be them.

>I sent you flowers I swear

>tfw no one has ever shown affection towards me

enjoy it

Vilnius?

Just get a mail order bride, or come to Lithuania where every girl will crave your Swedish cock.

But I want a good housewife that loves me for me nothing else. Or maybe I am too stupid.

God I hate losers like you.

Yes and I want a harem of sexslaves, but we can't get everything we want and we have to cope with that!

Aussie nature is garbage generally imo
The forests are fucking brown and the trees look like the colour was sucked out of them

Maybe you're ugly? Post face

How about you post yours instead fuckboi

You have nothing and hate me for no real reason :---DDD

You think big.

Hmm, not really but I have posted before my face in swedenthread. You might see it someday.

be gentele

looking good

You're a whiny bitch and nobody likes bitches who whine about their problems. No wonder women resent you

youtube.com/watch?v=8yf_QTbDeWM

>black hair
gtfo shitskin

You are not alone, my nigga
youtube.com/watch?v=Kb4jHTVcP-c

I bet he's whiter than you.

if something like this happened to me i would become paranoid

>he takes everything memeworthy serious
I think you need to chill out and relax, enjoy the sunshine and breath the fresh air.

Aryan

no way

Who here fears tomorrow?

>posting picture on anonymous japanese whale hunting forum
literally why?
you are supposed to be anonymous that is thy point

ayy

thanks

>All politics aside and shit
I'm trying to avoid Russian speaking communities. m8, I can be non-ironically jailed for ***the hate speech*** on Internets in my country. I know examples.

you still are anonymous, nobody knows who you are even if you post a pic unless they know you in real life

>Cred Forums filename
>they think he actually posted a pic of himself

Holy shit those are the most repulsive and disgusting glasses i have seen. What the fuck were you thinking? Did you think they looked good on you? Because they sure don't.

one Lithuanian dude also posted a picture of himself earlier in the day

they go with his beanie, meanie

Taip, Vilnius

Hello have you had a nice day today

Today? I don't remember.

Yes, until you showed up

hello death grip guy

Balding lol xD

not on /balt/
he made a separate thread about some girl who rejected him and there he posted the pic of himself

>why yes, we are proud residents of Wilno, thank you very much

ahah well consider yourself lucky ;)

>tfw marathoning japanese romance drama anime movies all day

I'm too lonely for this shit.

Over the years I've seen 4 or 5 lithuanians post pictures on balt. And kuzu.

When I become a President of the Republic of Lithuania you will have to assimilate and become Prussian or die.

How much for the loli on the right?

Don't forget to send me beer.

>tfw Cred Forums pass expired
wat do lads?

>become Prussian or die
literally the same thing

DELET THIS

hey, don't meddle in my (you) farming

no königsberg, no prussia

Me on the left by the way

Sauliau?

Zinok tavo LSDP plakatas manes nejaudina.

"Dirbatiems ir uzdirbantiems zmonems"? Kas cia per grabalas?

niggers of the Balts, tbqh
even samogitians are more human

P A N E V E Ž Y S
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Today's debates are up for anyone interested
lrt.lt/mediateka/irasas/103762/2016_m_lr_seimo_rinkimu_debatai#wowzaplaystart=0&wowzaplayduration=3153000

Suvalkietis the master race reporting in

>dirbantiems ir uzdirbantiems

worst fucking meme of them all

Hello Luca

Can we get a better pic, this ones too blurry.

I said I'm the one on the left retard

gotta love the puteikis&krivickas bros

>"How will you reduce emigration?" by fighting against corruption
>"How will you increase birth rates in Lithuania?" by destroying corruption
>"How will you help less developed regions?" we will help by eliminating corruption
>"How will you improve our education system and social rights?" we gonna fight corruption

me on the right btw

Hello Luca

stop being so rude to me friend

Alice

youtu.be/5yQJM2qbU7k
hmm

yes hello

Yes, hello?

Kimi no na wa is my new 10/10 anime
currently watching orange road btw

My dick skin hole is too small for my dick to fit thru

Cut your dick off

>my mfw when dick hole big and looks like an L

eeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Nah

>Kimi no na wa
Not him, but it's not even on nyaa liar

come get sum of this dikk bb

how come I've seen it already then?
there was a screener DVD leak
it's low quality but it's not bad

Yes

>watching low quality
This should not be allowed

How do I go about becoming an alcoholic without dying of liver failure after a few years?

Don't be a weak cunt.

Hi

I couldn't help myself
I really hyped it up and it was even better than l thought it would be

What do you want to drink and how much of it?

Ok but how? Any special kind of alc I should exclusively drink? Take some vitamins or minerals or some shit?

Like I've been seeing all of these people sitting in front of the maxima for years and they're always the same people, while my aunt died of liver complications two years after her husband died and she became an alcoholic. So apparently there must be some secret method

I'll tell you, but why?

Self control man, but yes I heard that it was great.

Mostly cheap wine and like a bottle a day or something

Because I have to continue a family tradition

Then shouldn't be a problem at all. But don't do it, think about the benefits of not being alcoholic.

Clankerwounder wonder winkies.

>Mfw my hemorrhoid prolapsed today and is tangling out

Hot

KEK

I've never had a hemorrhoid. What's it like?

Well, imagine that a blood vessel is swollen and tangles outside of your asshole. That's kinda it

I've no idea what that would feel like. What's it caused by? Shitty diet?

Bum seggs :DDDD

I don't know where it came from but I've had it for 2 years. If I eat enough fiber it usually goes back inside my butthole on its own.

Not enough foot fingers.

How lond have you had it?
Do you use a cream or something?
I have a level 2 one since like 6 months ago and even though eating fiber makes the shit easier to dump and it doesn't make me bleed anymore they are still very big dumps, i'm afraid the hemorrhoid will keep evolving until it prolapses all on its own.

>triggered

when you don't vote, you effectively vote for whatever other people have decided for you. do you want to have Butkevičius? because that's how you get Butkevičius.

ordered new glasses
goodnight for now laddoos and lassies luv u all keep it real keep it 100 dont trip keep it rolling fuck the haters līdz nākamajai reizei

>He fell for the glasses meme
>He didn't buy lenses

you need both dumbass
unless you want even worse vision

>be Ligitas Kernagis
>when asked about cheap labour force immigration to lithuania, start talking about corruption in pratybų sasiuvinių manufacturing and their overblown prices
jeebus fucking christ, I cant even

I don't want any of them

>He's still not blind in 2016
lmao keep falling fo the memes

>he has shit eyes
How's it feel knowing that you would effectively be dead right now just a few hundred years ago?

>Being so insecure that you can't eat alone.

Pls sign my petition

Few hundred years ago my sight wouldn't have been killed by addiction to the internet

>be dead right now just a few hundred years ago?
Yes probably so would you, common cold used to be real deadly

honestly guys, today's debates hit a new low for in lithuania
I will never ever vote for those idiots even if they gave me a gf, but somehow I started feeling shame for them and their stupid ideas

>Caring about politics

Year in and year out, they come in with the same promises and do nothing for us little people.

>today's debates
Almost as bad as today's diabetes.

this

Life must be tough for a manlet

>us little people

Tfw in bed at 6am looking out the window while it rains

MMM

>us little people
please stop this meme. you get what you vote for. if you vote for people that do nothing, you get nothing. simple as that

>inb4 nera uz ka balsuoti, visi vagys, ir t.t.

driving along the road with my mate, suddenly motorcycle man with weird flag attached
>hey look at that, a venezuelan guy in estonia
>no it's not venezuelan, they have three stripes, yellow, blue and red with some shit in the middle or something
>oh.. so what was that then?
>i think it's puerto rican.. tho i'm not sure about the colours
>hmm, might be.. hey why do you know so much about flags anyway?
>uh.. i.. i read a lot

mfw i was actually wrong and it was a catalan separatist :O

>inb4 nera uz ka balsuoti, visi vagys, ir t.t.

it's exactly like that though and you know it

/The silly electorate of /balt/ic memers and /ausnz/ shitposters for the people by the people party/ when?

>my dad called me a lone wolf
*cringes*

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472259407129.webm
Tyrone saying it like it is

nom8z

>karoce chebra, ner uz ka balsuoti, visi vagys zulikai valdzioje, suknisti valdziazmogiai politikai bl

>being ruled by a few oligarchic clans in politics while the others suck their dicks
>ne vagys

>My ISIS recruiter called me a lone wolf
*takbirs*

How are the debates overall?

I remember one episode from the presidential election debates a couple years ago, when given the topic "healthcare and education", literally nobody said anything about education, and only pandered to the pensininkai and their poliklinikos.

Also, are Lietuvos Sąrašas doing that bad? I was thinking about voting for them.

People like you is the reason we have thinks like Butkevičius and Darbo Partija.

Lone wolf is redundant because young male wolves are lonely by default since they need to leave their pack behind one they are of age.

things* not binks.

Oi cunts its pay day :^D

*tips hat people who reply with *tips fedora* wear*

That's what you think, DAD
*tears your neck out*
*mounts mum*

Inb4 somebody posts a pic of that mlp drawing kid that joined isis

>I don't have any arguments so I'll resort to posting images of bums

cool dude

so what party are you voting for that is pure and uncorrupted?

Comfy threads, lads.

Everyone goes to the pensininku side because majority will become one.

It's all žulikai and pandering to the biggest group, nobody's even looking to the future of Lithuania. The candidates care more about their wages and more ways how they could steal from the budget.

Sup /balt-ausnz/...

*BLAM*

Nothing personnel, kid.

a very mixed bag overall. the one which had 5 biggest parties (lsdp, ts-lkd, lrls, ...) were pretty good. but today's debate had those "anti-systemic" parties that are full of nutjobs. I was facepalming and cringing almost every minute listening to them

> /balt/

KRIKIN KAJA PÖHÖ

you don't vote for an imaginary perfect leader who will come and solve all your problems you dumb fuck. you vote for the lesser evil.

the mean iq of a lithuanian is 94 and the people who drag it down (russkies and babushkas in little villages) vote for the worst thing imaginable.

*RATATATA*

could you post some links to those russkie and babushka IQ studies?

>muh empirical evidence

who else do you think constitutes the electorate of DP, LSDP, TT, etc.?

the studies, user
gimme the studies

Forza horizon 3
Discuss

iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country/lt-lithuania
this one is even harsher.
as for the electorates, just look into the results from separate districts and their respective demographics.

thanks, this will really further my hedonistic wallowing in self-hatred
how, when and where are these tests conducted, anyway
and with how many participants?

Lietuvos Sąrašas is probably the best choice if you are looking to vote for non systemic parties.

Other choices:
Puteikis&Krivickas - like from that joke about a guy with a broken finger that thinks his whole body hurts - all they want to talk about is corruption.
Lietuvos Liaudies Partija - russofascists and Putin supporters in disguise.
Buškevičiaus partija - just your typical "kaimo jurgis" party with the best appeal to pensininkai and kaimiečiai.

well fucking obviously, but can you just answer the question? because I don't see a lesser evil

oh I know, you're pissed at Butkevičius, so you'll vote for the "lesser evil", and when they fuck up and fail your minimum expectations, 4 years later you'll be talking the same shit about different party/politicians

net po kubiliaus ir masiulio pasirodymų konservai ir liberalai nėra tokia katastrofa kaip kitos didžiausios partijos. o jei esi "nusivylęs" ir nori pareikšti "protesto" balsą tada balsuoji už lietuvos sąrašą ar už ką nori.

Northern eastern poland is just polonized Lithuania

Or maybe eastern southern Lithuania is lithuanized poland?

>build city
>poles go to city during union times since it's bretty guud city
>it's polish city
>now city is shit because of shitty polish influence

nah

post proofs of such grand migrations

>build shitty city
>poles move in and start improving it, building stuff using western europe architecture (because stupid barbarians lithuanians were too dumb to even know what western europe is)
>people start adopting western culture via poland, and talking normal european language (polish), and not some stupid lithuanian language that wasn't even used in official documents
>city is flourishing under polish rule, but then lithuanians voluntarily invite USSR to occupy lithuania in exchange for USSR "returning" Wilno (and now they cry "muh foreign occupants")
>lithuanian bydlo from villages flock vilnius and start forcing lithuanization on Wilno
>vilnius becomes shitty again

nah

>people doing statistics in middleages and ealier

dank meme

Lithuania=Africa
Lmao, goodnight, lads.

haha yeah so true
goodnight

Death to Poland

>tfw the pope probably didn't even understand our letters because they were written by some hillbilly almost-pagan priests who could stand us barbaric beasts enough to flock to our king
>tfw teutons dindunuffin in the literal sense

Das rite

Yes it's true

btw
"Lithuania is fucking little shit, I could dominate all their slutty potato faced women in a single night. Lithuania means nothing to me despite being catholic, it's trash.
~John Paul II

>Homemade Tinginys
Heaven

about to go to the gym during the day for the first time

wish me luck

Sure.. Good luck

Why are Balts so base?

I want more gays, no Russia, deep integration with EU, but otherwise traditional values. Who to vote for?

> more gays

>I want more gays who to vote for
Don't.

>more gays
Liberals, maybe LSDP (but they have some hardliners that oppose gay people). Everyone else is anti gay
>No Russia
Liberals, koncervai, LSDP. all other parties are pro Russia (in disguise)
>deep integration with EU
Liberals, koncervai, LSDP
>but otherwise traditional values
so wair - you want gays and traditional values at the same time?
traditional values - koncervai, LSDP (a little), TT, DP, non system parties

i guess i'm voting liberalai then because it sounds like they should do these things

Just wait for it

Yeah, I mean gays have always been there we just oppressed them. A modern society should have gays but none of the inhumane shit.

>A modern society should have gays but none of the inhumane shit

Contradiction

Mindaugas diplomacy was god tier, he spoke multiple European languages himself.
Meanwhile all of his successors were literally how you described.

LithuGAYnia

People should have neutral view, all those gay prides and fuck my ass it's grate to be gay kiddos propaganda needs to be banned.

well "traditional values" here mean status quo - no same-sex civil unions, no same sex marriage, no legal sex changes and so on. basically the same amount of oppression that has been going on here for the past decade or so.
so you should be either with "traditional values", or gay rights. you can't support both at the same time.

Its funny cuz half of these traditional values came from and were inherited from soviet russia

yup. but the other half possible comes from catholic "moral values", although those things didn't prevent Ireland from voting to legalize same sex marriages.

But not all of our tradition is based on sexuality or oppressing minorities. By traditional values I mean more like making kugelis.

Posting from work so please keep your discussions civil and polite.

Thank you and your thoughts?

I'm a girl too :333

if that is what you call "traditional values", then you can rejoice - none of the parties oppose making kugelis, cepelinai or vedarai.

fuck you

Thanks

pls send maori gf cunt

I got you one but she was too fat to fit in the envelope.

can she fit in a parcel?

I'll have to catch her again to find out.

f*ck

Don't worry you can swear I'm not the one at work I just jacked his convo lmoa

fuck yeah

Every hour I think how to opress minorities.
My newest phenomenal idea is to respond with English to Russians or Poles who speak Lithuanian with an accent.

That's not a bad idea.

Whenever someone tries talking to me in Russian I just respond in Lithuanian.

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