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why does britfeel call poleaboo ribena ?
Jenna is cute
*raises paw*
I can answer that
Ribena is his Fursona
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Moon face
*waits for thread to get 100 posts*
ah yes perfect time to delete
*does it for free*
now off to bed i go :)
That's it. Fuck you. I hate people like you. You act so smug on your little subreddits and imageboards, posting the same shit and thinking it's funny or original, getting destroyed in any logical, reasoned debate and scurrying back to your holes, but not before posting one last "meme" as you leave.
If either of you (or anyone else on this board) DARED to say any of the snide little comments to me in real life, as you constantly do here, you would be on the floor in under 3 seconds, likely clutching a broken limb. If you do meet me, and this does happen to you, you should consider yourself lucky. If I ever see you again I will literally decapitate you, and turn you into nothing more than a wet pulp in record time.
You should be thankful that you're thousands of miles away from me, because that is the only thing protecting your miserable little lives from my wrath, I promise you.
wtf is up with that, is she not british?
Lenovo Yoga 710 lad?
janny will NOT be pleased
Really makes you hmmm
i.4cdn.org
Need a gf desu.
The so-called GF
reminder i shared images with you while I had a virus and didn't use protection
Frenchwomen are for British husbands edition
gruel or porridge?
Back is sweaty as shit
Have class from 1-5:20
Missed my bus
Not a good day lads
janny?
fuck off alan you said you'd leave when the Australian told you that you're unfunny.
You lied to him.
Literally me
please to see that the old thread got deleted
MARRY ME ALREADY
She's English
Chin up, if you keep with that attitude it'll only invite more negativity into your day
It's in the past now, allow it senpai
>Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm
Reminder getting bitten by these can result in death
If you're allergic then probably immediate death
thoughts?
Found out he is a greek-lebanese posing as an australian
Thanks la
Here have some delicious SmartWater
newfag
oh I'm impressed they discussed such things in public.
...
>death or immediate death
The GF at the zoo. Me on the right.
I WANT TO, JAMES
I never understood this SmartWater meme
can someone explain to me how deleting a non rule breaking thread at 100 posts is good moderating?
*consecutive normie punches*
Shit is overpriced
good for you though
fuck's sakes the gf is such a turborunt
she's unironically obsessed with the Kardashians and she's distraught that Brad and Angelina are getting a divorce
this, I even made a meaningful post in it and now I don't remember it..
Ok
wheres the turkey jeremy
janny's just a twat who needs to be sacked
Mod team is made up of yanks
because he pissed in his roomates ribena
It's just like any other bottle of water
Taste better than tap water and is a dollar for a litre
If your gf is a runt then you're also a runt by definition, sorry lad
*Grabs you and throws you back into the runt nest
Can I have one of your female runts?
>plastic bottle
enjoy your estrogen
burnt my pasta lads
So yeah it's overpriced
burnt my bellend lads
Bf on the far left
Me on the inner left
Found the runt
But it's just Water, plenty of companies make bottled water, what's so special about this SmartWater
why are asian wasps so big while asian humans are so tiny??
What is the origin of the runt meme?
oh I remembered:
Who's /falling in love with every make who gives you attention on Internet/ here?
Terrible gimmick
Because gook wasps bully gooks into handing over their lunch money.
Tastes better than tap water and is only a dollar a litre
tell us what happened lad
I'm your biggest fan
anyone want a cuppa
Are you a girl?
would fight any one of you cunts
FOY
Have we a shill in our midst
Bus driver is a huge cunt to everybody and is always late
no fuck off hans
ORDERING A PIZZA HAHAHA RREEEEEEEEEE
*kicks television over*
ya tah one with 2 bobs and a splash please tah
what you getting lad
...
>it's a "sister sits in her room all day watching shit on her laptop" episode
mum must be very proud of us
Why yes sir, here-
*Quickly grabs your arm and throws you into the runt nest*
Lunch for me today
Bet you fucking would you pussyhole
If you're on stuff then meet me at Birmingham new street at 8pm tomorrow night and I'll kick your head in
Don't trust German tea sorry
Does she have a boyfriend?
sure
she probably posts here
The GF's /brit/ fiance when she confessed that she was still fucking me. Typical.
will be suing my GP if he doesn't give me an epipen
*delivers you pizza but forgets your drink*
...
*makes it exactly the way you want it*
*pisses in your ribena*
and I care what you think
could have painted the Costa Rican one lengthways
no fucking way those flags are accurate; the moroccan is white and the american and brit are slim
one ham and pineapple - haven't decided on the other yet
hey bb wan sum fuk?
You're both fucking MOIST blud
what a delicious 'a
Top notch actionposting the last few days, commendable
is spunk a bit acidic?
Hmmmm
tah lad
*sips tea*
Ah, hits the spot that does.
High test posting doesn't exist on /fit/ anymore. Pls post here
fuck off monkey
no
I'll still force it
hmmm
no
plenty of whales on tumblr though you can look at
you haven't paid me enough attention to become recognisable so I could fall in luv with u.
How old is she?
...
*forces your head*
Add hot peppers or jalapeño to the Hawaiian, you will my be disapointed
For the other get Montreal Steak or something with mushrooms bacon and sausage (or pepperoni)
taste like UHU glue stick
*incites islamophonia*
Hmm...
the runt gf has never heard of Oktoberfest
The Gf's apologies
*blows up your house for not making me feel welcome*
You could just end it by actually following through with it.
*start using the word aesthetic to describe everything I like*
but runts love oktoberfest
Chelsea vs Leicester tonight. Nice!
*pronounces that the west deserves this for being evil*
yo listen up here's a story about a little guy who lived in a blue world
same age as me, 21
(we're non-identical twins)
had a nosebleed at work today lads after I told you lot after the pain in the right side of my head haha almost fainted too not feeling well x
Is she good looking?
Remember that this is the paki under the Algayrian flag
we must defeat radical islamic terrorism
That guy is a terrorist who is fighting in Syria.
TEARS
looks like a young mr. miagi
Getting my daily dose of Sarkeesian and lacigreen lads
On nofap lads. Struggling
potential gf on the horizon lads
Still howling at that runt who said the bbc was more biased than Cred Forums
France get OUT of Mexico
would you please stop using my picture without permission?
>Whatsapp just got its most annoying update ever
ah yes
normies
how long so far lad?
I'd marry you over the others :3
neither of these people are as mentally ill as Molyneux
she looks like me but ever so slightly more effeminate, so no not really
a 4/10 at best
>paki
he looks french
too bad the horizon is always a fixed distance away
>douche
Fucking hate those shite Nationwide adverts
>muh ordinary working class person reciting a poem
post them
What happened
4/10 is good enough desu.
Delete this
Kek. That was fucking funny.
Moved into a hard water area and the tap water tastes like very strong mineral water
it's not bad but it's a bit weird
Halifax using classics to shill for their bank pisses me off far more desu
how is everyone doing?
Good /brit/ music youtube.com
*ties you to a bunch of balloons and lets you free*
Apparently now you can tag other people in Whatsapp conversations and the tagged person will keep getting notifications even if they mute the chat
at least that's what the normiebook trending topics says
I meant to reply to France
Depending on your elevation
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if she hasn't replied to my text in over 24 hours does that mean I can shag another girl?
that's just looks-wise though
mentally she's a bit of an oddball. I'm also fairly certain she's a virgin.
that's the arrangement lad
algerian autist please fuck off, no one cares that you bedded a disgusting cheating whore
Sounds fine desu. Which city are you guys from?
Absolutely dripping in charisma lads.
thanks lad
hope this ends well
*replying to your text*
the gf
>i'm eating a very traditional meal, it's the danish national dish
*googles it*
ah yes.
crispy pork
never had that before
What's this musical genre called lads?
youtube.com
why are girls so mean?
what could possibly go wrong?
Sent by Satan to tempt man to evil.
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haven't ordered a domino's pizza in about a year and this new tracker is absolute normie facebook nandos fucking shite cancer
>watching adverts
runts
Adult contemporary or R&B
me on the left
absolutely dripping in juices lads
it's impressive that they actually managed to convert shit into an audio format
emotional and impulsive
that would be me on the left
bf cucked me on Octoberfest. thoughts?
because they like mean boys
they're not, men can be much meaner. We're just all used to lads being nasty so we're desensitised and can brush it off. Because we're not as used to a girl being as mean as a boy, it truly stings and hurts when she goes nasty
I dare you to say that to me one more time bitch
Go on, do as i say you pussy
That looks Canadian as all fuck
absolutely in love lads
Remember that Alan let his dog ravage his anus.
normies are vile
I don't even want to come here, I've grown up beyond Cred Forums but I still come back out of habit
why are all these friends good looking?
>tfw no mean bf
I know but there's a specific brit R and B melancholic sound, where they talk about brit working class stuff. I think it should be it's own style. Here's another one youtube.com
>I don't even want to come here, I've grown up beyond Cred Forums but I still come back out of habit
>cheesy chips
>4 pound
...
ah yes nothing like those disgusting cash & carry condiments
just cracked open the first of many bears tonight
>pbr
Are they underaged?
they look normal
Obviously not me. My English is obviously much better than that.
Canucks love flashing their arses
Couldn't find the thread for ages
Wish I was dripping in British juice tbqh
Blue eyed soul, similar to what the Righteous Brothers used to do, or Adele sometimes does now, might be close. Usually a white, sorrowful, ballad, less on the rythm side more on the blues end of R&B.
Wish I was dripping in bio oil
I love cheesy chips desu, no shame but that's a joke
need a conservative Canadian gf who loves the British Empire
>american style mustard
wtf is this luigi
bit gay lad
me
Nice, I might crack open a bear or 2 myself
...
could chug you in a split second mate watch yourself
...
hey hun can u pick up a pack of volvic before heading home x
are you having a laugh mate?
i'd tell them to fuck off with a kraft single on chips
mozzarella works best
fuck you
*runs away*
Yeah, outdoor campfire parties with red flannel and mooning is pretty much every Canadian Saturday from age 15-25ish.
>m-muh craft chips
fuck off
new HITB
got that pizza delivery anxiety
>outdoor campfire parties
grim
They are truly the best girls. I have a good friend from Manchester who married a rural loyalist Canadian qt.
>conservative
>Canadian
clarkson looking like he's melting
what are you on about? im talking about kraft singles those disgusting wafers of fake cheese
>asian hornets in the uk
goodbye lads
hmmm, the chinese people are cooking and it smells very good
if I wasn't autistic I would attempt to join them. Sadly I shall remain in my room instead.
why do people think she's hot lads?
Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
no doubt like all other invasive species this will be something that attacks the southerners first
asuka?
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened youtube.com
Cause she is? I'd give up wanking forever if I could spend a night with her
lad close your windows LMAO
where do i find gf like this?
Got a severe allergy (fatal) to something but I have no clue what its to
wondering if I should call an ambulance if I ever get stung by a bee/wasp
No idea. I think she's boring af.
you're not taking into account polar bears
>friends all sitting in a circle
>one starts freestyle rapping
>he finishes and the one beside him starts
>this keeps going all around the circle
>your next
The Algerian, Thainonce, Dane and Mexican are truly the worst posters
how do you know?
my aunt is hotter
You don't.
Nobody loves the British Empire any more and Canadians are not conservative.
>Canadians are not conservative.
we were basically a Tory theocracy for a decade lad
How do I know what?
The Dane is easily the worst
The Mexican is mental. I like him.
The Algerian should neck himself.
you're*
the first point is still valid
brb shooting up parliament
are you 15
the dane lad (who now moved to Berlin I heard) is cool
the mexican guy is nice even though he always post the same thing. but he's an honest lad
Sure, anata~ :3
I miss the Mexican who was a Commonwealthaboo
that you have a severe allergy to something?
we're going to have a Tory majority government for the next 50 years lad, that doesn't mean the party is conservative at all
the algerian looks about 35 lmao
>make fun of the EU and rub it in their faces
>right before we're supposed to negotiate with them
ah yes, great tactic. one of britain's finest public servants
hopefully this clown party won't be allowed anywhere near the negotiating table
Thailad is unironically my favorite poster of /brit/. You can tell that he is a happy person in general.
anyone knows angelina jolie's email. ?
wanna make her mrs user
next time you'll weeb on me ill punch you in the neck
lots of people love the British Empire especially here
that's why we have so much meme tier cringy "omg so British" stuff girls love.
only French and pakis don't like it for obvious reasons.
got a lunch date with tights girl from work tomorrow (too bad she has a fiance lmao)
Well he got away with raping a load of kids and now has all the ladyboys he could ever want
Why shouldn't he be
iridium tank arrived today
goodbye forever lads
Confirmed rapist too.
Probably a paedophile as well when he was in Thailand.
always wondered what the fuss about her was all about
yea nothing like that cool israeli that is most definitely NOT the fuck machines poster
hope that annoying weeb necks himself 2bh
shagged a girl who was engaged before
wouldn't recommend it
wouldn't mind a polar bear in my bed if you know what I mean haha
>negotiating with JFs
why would you spend time and money on a girl that even if you could have sex with would be a nightmare in every sense of the world
have fun
he's a fucking whingy nonce who can't handle the banter
post them
That's because of doctor who and shit like that lad.
Not some sense of loyalty to a 100 year old empire mate.
Canucks will never be British and Britain doesn't care about them.
Wish they'd fuck off and die tbqh.
it literally happened to me a few months ago while we were all smoking weed.
I was screaming inside my head for them to stop
I ended up saying something stupid and lame I partially stole from a song then passed it on quick.
But I'd like that.
you're not really a /brit/ regular though, I see you everywhere on Cred Forums
...
>t.rasheed
went to hospital several times as a kid for having anaphylactic reactions
If the eurocrats don't want to play nice because farage upset them then the UK can look towards its real allies in the Commonwealth realms and America.
Plus the UK imports far more than it exports so we have all the leverage compared to the huns who NEED us to buy their shitty whips
I, mean, everybody want somebody that's got confidence
You know it's in her attitude
The way she walks, nice legs
She's gotta be beautiful, nice thin waist
Fat ass, ooh
And them soft little lips
That genie is an arsehole
>he's a fucking whingy nonce who can't handle the banter
Sounds like every fucking spudnigger that posts on /brit/. Only the Aussies have a thinner skin.
What is this game called again? Might add thainonce to it.
*scents the air*
runts...
>the rainy city of London
ahh yes.
I think a lot of people have some sort of nostalgia for it and camaraderie with Britain.
>t. fat nigger
akinator
i really am not the fuck machines poster lad
not as half as likeable as him sadly, everyone loves that poster even Cred Forums
>angelia jolie and brad pitt
your pineal gland is dead if you care one iota about this
daily reminder we are the domino that led to the collapse of the empire :)
so i just looked it up and my province gets the same amount of rainfall as england does, if you remove snowfall
so rainy england is a meme?
smoking weed when we were teens was so perfect
I'd rather caress your neck blud
>Nobody loves the British Empire
You can fuck right off with that nonsense Muhammed.
hardly, that was WW1
Ugly stereotypes about thailand tbqh. Yes they have a very tolerant culture for transgendered people. Not gonna lie. But that should be celebrated not made fun of.
>pakis still crying about brexit, fabric closing and gbbo leaving the bbc
Just fucking end yourselves.
it is a meme. it doesn't actually rain much unless you're in some high up national park
I'm in my 20s desu
then why did you mention it at all?
no, the domino effect was a little two events called the World Wars
south manchester in the baby blue
>so rainy england is a meme?
Look at the fucking map, you daft cunt.
nobody here cares about the empire
we don't fixate on the past like certain professional victims tend to do
gf is throwing a strop because i won't let her stay out until 1am for her friends leaving do
might have to smack her about a bit
because you live in a meme province
not a fan of this
You're all fucking twats
It's rains more here afaik
Convenient you omit certain words from what you have quoted, you sinister fucking Pajeet.
Just came back from a European holiday why do you cunts have such nicer nature than us fucking REEEEEEEEEEEE
Because it's never not the time for some Jamiroquai youtube.com
Fuck, he might know thainonce already.
Get fucked Paki
>written by Canuck Harold Wood prior to leaving for the war:
Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.
"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.
"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"
potato famine
You'd be surprised, lots of people still do, especially in rural Canada.
I agree. Wonder why I keep coming back here when it's full of spacker JFs and pakis under the GB flag arse licking them.
>glock
I thought they called it a rooty tooty point n' shooty in Britain?
*leaves the eu*
ahh yes
Weak b8
>southerners have different accents
wtf
desu we're hardly less conservative that you lot are.
I think we're just more moderate and our left wing party isn't a complete mess
...
lads my mate is moving countries this weekend we want to go to town tonight for a big goodbye thing but i have work early tomorrow morning
do i pull a sickie or is that bad
never done this before not even in my school days, dunno if its common or not or anything
You're not British, Pajeet and you never will be.
End yourself, you boring fucking turd.
*asserts my britishness*
just smack her bum lad
she'll probably like that, i've never met a girl who didn't ;)
you see it all over because everyone loves the aesthetics of Empire, though most people don't take it seriously beyond a nostalgic admiration.
never really heard of anyone saying the Empire was the devil though, even in Uni
Maritimers do
absolutely famished lads, please send food aid
no, disgusting French manlet
I'm talking about you omitted "any more" from what you have quoted, you vile little shit.
why cant you make your own decisions you pathetic manchild?
>le maritimes
the afterbirth of Confederation
>Requested time - 19:00
>The restaurant's added 20 minutes to your delivery time.
aah yes, very impressive
>from the biggest empire on earth to being too afraid of pakis to stop them roaming around the country raping everything in sight
kek
yeah pull a sickie
oh...
These Canucks remind me of the weebs who think They're Japanese because they buy some fucking J-Pop costume and play Pokemon.
Ned fid helpp
helper did not com twoday
>300 odd posts
>no slags
bad form lads
No, not British, definitely a member of the British Commonwealth of Nations though.
Probably more Anglo than Britain at this point desu
never pulled a sickie before innit don't wanna get sacked or anything
>canada
>anglo
My fucking sides.
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then dont do it, chickenshit
New
>I listen to rule britannia and hang a union jack in my room I'm such an anglo ha ha
Fucking Canadians
jesus she is aging well
Fanny hair
Post more Carol Vorderman
except it is, if the British were more open to the actual commonwealth realms instead of having a hardon for wogs then maybe support would be greater than just admiration.
I suppose, if thise weaboos were of Japanese ancestry, lived in a country that was part of the Japanese Commonwealth based on Japanese civic structure, had ancestors that fought for Japan across the world, and shared an emperor with Japan, then yes, just like that.
Pls don't, she's fucking hideous.
Imagine being from a family that uses margarine instead of butter
think I'd have to bin myself
rasheed
Are you a fucking spastic? Are you even following the conversation chain, Pajeet?
jamal
t. Rajeet of fleet street
idk at which point we supposedly stopped being British primarily.
after WWII when the Empire imploded?
Force millons of Frenchman to live under Her Majesty's reign is the single most Anglo thing in the Commonwealth tbqh famalam
Get on our level
or has the toilet paper facing inward
lmao pierre btfo
No, it happened when /brit/ filled up with pakis, aussies, and indians.
You're not British, sorry if this offends you.