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*pulls out the old trusty glock*

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why does britfeel call poleaboo ribena ?

Jenna is cute

*raises paw*
I can answer that

Ribena is his Fursona

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Moon face

*waits for thread to get 100 posts*

ah yes perfect time to delete

*does it for free*

now off to bed i go :)

That's it. Fuck you. I hate people like you. You act so smug on your little subreddits and imageboards, posting the same shit and thinking it's funny or original, getting destroyed in any logical, reasoned debate and scurrying back to your holes, but not before posting one last "meme" as you leave.

If either of you (or anyone else on this board) DARED to say any of the snide little comments to me in real life, as you constantly do here, you would be on the floor in under 3 seconds, likely clutching a broken limb. If you do meet me, and this does happen to you, you should consider yourself lucky. If I ever see you again I will literally decapitate you, and turn you into nothing more than a wet pulp in record time.

You should be thankful that you're thousands of miles away from me, because that is the only thing protecting your miserable little lives from my wrath, I promise you.

wtf is up with that, is she not british?

Lenovo Yoga 710 lad?

janny will NOT be pleased

Really makes you hmmm
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Need a gf desu.

The so-called GF

reminder i shared images with you while I had a virus and didn't use protection

Frenchwomen are for British husbands edition

gruel or porridge?

Back is sweaty as shit

Have class from 1-5:20

Missed my bus

Not a good day lads

janny?

fuck off alan you said you'd leave when the Australian told you that you're unfunny.

You lied to him.

Literally me

please to see that the old thread got deleted

MARRY ME ALREADY

She's English

Chin up, if you keep with that attitude it'll only invite more negativity into your day

It's in the past now, allow it senpai

>Invasive Asian Hornet spotted in Britain for first time, experts confirm

Reminder getting bitten by these can result in death
If you're allergic then probably immediate death

thoughts?

Found out he is a greek-lebanese posing as an australian

Thanks la

Here have some delicious SmartWater

newfag

oh I'm impressed they discussed such things in public.

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>death or immediate death

The GF at the zoo. Me on the right.

I WANT TO, JAMES

I never understood this SmartWater meme

can someone explain to me how deleting a non rule breaking thread at 100 posts is good moderating?

*consecutive normie punches*

Shit is overpriced

good for you though

fuck's sakes the gf is such a turborunt

she's unironically obsessed with the Kardashians and she's distraught that Brad and Angelina are getting a divorce

this, I even made a meaningful post in it and now I don't remember it..

Ok

wheres the turkey jeremy

janny's just a twat who needs to be sacked

Mod team is made up of yanks

because he pissed in his roomates ribena

It's just like any other bottle of water

Taste better than tap water and is a dollar for a litre

If your gf is a runt then you're also a runt by definition, sorry lad
*Grabs you and throws you back into the runt nest

Can I have one of your female runts?

>plastic bottle
enjoy your estrogen

burnt my pasta lads

So yeah it's overpriced

burnt my bellend lads

Bf on the far left
Me on the inner left

Found the runt

But it's just Water, plenty of companies make bottled water, what's so special about this SmartWater

why are asian wasps so big while asian humans are so tiny??

What is the origin of the runt meme?

oh I remembered:
Who's /falling in love with every make who gives you attention on Internet/ here?

Terrible gimmick

Because gook wasps bully gooks into handing over their lunch money.

Tastes better than tap water and is only a dollar a litre

tell us what happened lad

I'm your biggest fan

anyone want a cuppa

Are you a girl?

would fight any one of you cunts

FOY

Have we a shill in our midst

Bus driver is a huge cunt to everybody and is always late

no fuck off hans

ORDERING A PIZZA HAHAHA RREEEEEEEEEE
*kicks television over*

ya tah one with 2 bobs and a splash please tah

what you getting lad

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>it's a "sister sits in her room all day watching shit on her laptop" episode

mum must be very proud of us

Why yes sir, here-
*Quickly grabs your arm and throws you into the runt nest*

Lunch for me today

Bet you fucking would you pussyhole
If you're on stuff then meet me at Birmingham new street at 8pm tomorrow night and I'll kick your head in

Don't trust German tea sorry

Does she have a boyfriend?

sure

she probably posts here

The GF's /brit/ fiance when she confessed that she was still fucking me. Typical.

will be suing my GP if he doesn't give me an epipen

*delivers you pizza but forgets your drink*

...

*makes it exactly the way you want it*

*pisses in your ribena*

and I care what you think

could have painted the Costa Rican one lengthways

no fucking way those flags are accurate; the moroccan is white and the american and brit are slim

one ham and pineapple - haven't decided on the other yet

hey bb wan sum fuk?

You're both fucking MOIST blud

what a delicious 'a

Top notch actionposting the last few days, commendable

is spunk a bit acidic?

Hmmmm

tah lad

*sips tea*
Ah, hits the spot that does.

High test posting doesn't exist on /fit/ anymore. Pls post here

fuck off monkey

no

I'll still force it

hmmm
no
plenty of whales on tumblr though you can look at

you haven't paid me enough attention to become recognisable so I could fall in luv with u.

How old is she?

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*forces your head*

Add hot peppers or jalapeño to the Hawaiian, you will my be disapointed

For the other get Montreal Steak or something with mushrooms bacon and sausage (or pepperoni)

taste like UHU glue stick

*incites islamophonia*

Hmm...

the runt gf has never heard of Oktoberfest

The Gf's apologies

*blows up your house for not making me feel welcome*

You could just end it by actually following through with it.

*start using the word aesthetic to describe everything I like*

but runts love oktoberfest

Chelsea vs Leicester tonight. Nice!

*pronounces that the west deserves this for being evil*

yo listen up here's a story about a little guy who lived in a blue world

same age as me, 21

(we're non-identical twins)

had a nosebleed at work today lads after I told you lot after the pain in the right side of my head haha almost fainted too not feeling well x

Is she good looking?

Remember that this is the paki under the Algayrian flag

we must defeat radical islamic terrorism

That guy is a terrorist who is fighting in Syria.

TEARS

looks like a young mr. miagi

Getting my daily dose of Sarkeesian and lacigreen lads

On nofap lads. Struggling

potential gf on the horizon lads

Still howling at that runt who said the bbc was more biased than Cred Forums

France get OUT of Mexico

would you please stop using my picture without permission?

>Whatsapp just got its most annoying update ever
ah yes
normies

how long so far lad?

I'd marry you over the others :3

neither of these people are as mentally ill as Molyneux

she looks like me but ever so slightly more effeminate, so no not really
a 4/10 at best

>paki

he looks french

too bad the horizon is always a fixed distance away

>douche

Fucking hate those shite Nationwide adverts

>muh ordinary working class person reciting a poem

post them

What happened

4/10 is good enough desu.

Delete this

Kek. That was fucking funny.

Moved into a hard water area and the tap water tastes like very strong mineral water

it's not bad but it's a bit weird

Halifax using classics to shill for their bank pisses me off far more desu

how is everyone doing?

Good /brit/ music youtube.com/watch?v=bJrEso2-9c4

*ties you to a bunch of balloons and lets you free*

Apparently now you can tag other people in Whatsapp conversations and the tagged person will keep getting notifications even if they mute the chat

at least that's what the normiebook trending topics says

I meant to reply to France

Depending on your elevation

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if she hasn't replied to my text in over 24 hours does that mean I can shag another girl?

that's just looks-wise though

mentally she's a bit of an oddball. I'm also fairly certain she's a virgin.

that's the arrangement lad

algerian autist please fuck off, no one cares that you bedded a disgusting cheating whore

Sounds fine desu. Which city are you guys from?

Absolutely dripping in charisma lads.

thanks lad
hope this ends well

*replying to your text*

the gf
>i'm eating a very traditional meal, it's the danish national dish

*googles it*
ah yes.
crispy pork
never had that before

What's this musical genre called lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=aTLNoBrUI-M

why are girls so mean?

what could possibly go wrong?

Sent by Satan to tempt man to evil.

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haven't ordered a domino's pizza in about a year and this new tracker is absolute normie facebook nandos fucking shite cancer

>watching adverts

runts

Adult contemporary or R&B

me on the left

absolutely dripping in juices lads

it's impressive that they actually managed to convert shit into an audio format

emotional and impulsive

youtube.com/watch?v=iP0rzggv9tE

that would be me on the left

bf cucked me on Octoberfest. thoughts?

because they like mean boys

they're not, men can be much meaner. We're just all used to lads being nasty so we're desensitised and can brush it off. Because we're not as used to a girl being as mean as a boy, it truly stings and hurts when she goes nasty

I dare you to say that to me one more time bitch

Go on, do as i say you pussy

That looks Canadian as all fuck

absolutely in love lads

Remember that Alan let his dog ravage his anus.

normies are vile

I don't even want to come here, I've grown up beyond Cred Forums but I still come back out of habit

why are all these friends good looking?

>tfw no mean bf

I know but there's a specific brit R and B melancholic sound, where they talk about brit working class stuff. I think it should be it's own style. Here's another one youtube.com/watch?v=ylMen8z_53c

>I don't even want to come here, I've grown up beyond Cred Forums but I still come back out of habit

>cheesy chips
>4 pound

...

ah yes nothing like those disgusting cash & carry condiments

just cracked open the first of many bears tonight

>pbr

Are they underaged?

they look normal

Obviously not me. My English is obviously much better than that.

Canucks love flashing their arses

Couldn't find the thread for ages

Wish I was dripping in British juice tbqh

Blue eyed soul, similar to what the Righteous Brothers used to do, or Adele sometimes does now, might be close. Usually a white, sorrowful, ballad, less on the rythm side more on the blues end of R&B.

Wish I was dripping in bio oil

I love cheesy chips desu, no shame but that's a joke

need a conservative Canadian gf who loves the British Empire

>american style mustard

wtf is this luigi

bit gay lad

me

Nice, I might crack open a bear or 2 myself

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could chug you in a split second mate watch yourself

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hey hun can u pick up a pack of volvic before heading home x

are you having a laugh mate?

i'd tell them to fuck off with a kraft single on chips

mozzarella works best

fuck you

*runs away*

Yeah, outdoor campfire parties with red flannel and mooning is pretty much every Canadian Saturday from age 15-25ish.

>m-muh craft chips
fuck off

new HITB

got that pizza delivery anxiety

>outdoor campfire parties
grim

They are truly the best girls. I have a good friend from Manchester who married a rural loyalist Canadian qt.

>conservative
>Canadian

clarkson looking like he's melting

what are you on about? im talking about kraft singles those disgusting wafers of fake cheese

>asian hornets in the uk
goodbye lads

hmmm, the chinese people are cooking and it smells very good

if I wasn't autistic I would attempt to join them. Sadly I shall remain in my room instead.

why do people think she's hot lads?

Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

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no doubt like all other invasive species this will be something that attacks the southerners first

asuka?

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened youtube.com/watch?v=XT_1mBc_Gjw

Cause she is? I'd give up wanking forever if I could spend a night with her

lad close your windows LMAO

where do i find gf like this?

Got a severe allergy (fatal) to something but I have no clue what its to

wondering if I should call an ambulance if I ever get stung by a bee/wasp

No idea. I think she's boring af.

you're not taking into account polar bears

>friends all sitting in a circle
>one starts freestyle rapping
>he finishes and the one beside him starts
>this keeps going all around the circle
>your next

The Algerian, Thainonce, Dane and Mexican are truly the worst posters

how do you know?

my aunt is hotter

You don't.

Nobody loves the British Empire any more and Canadians are not conservative.

>Canadians are not conservative.
we were basically a Tory theocracy for a decade lad

How do I know what?

The Dane is easily the worst

The Mexican is mental. I like him.

The Algerian should neck himself.

you're*

the first point is still valid

brb shooting up parliament

are you 15

the dane lad (who now moved to Berlin I heard) is cool
the mexican guy is nice even though he always post the same thing. but he's an honest lad

Sure, anata~ :3

I miss the Mexican who was a Commonwealthaboo

that you have a severe allergy to something?

we're going to have a Tory majority government for the next 50 years lad, that doesn't mean the party is conservative at all

the algerian looks about 35 lmao

>make fun of the EU and rub it in their faces
>right before we're supposed to negotiate with them
ah yes, great tactic. one of britain's finest public servants
hopefully this clown party won't be allowed anywhere near the negotiating table

Thailad is unironically my favorite poster of /brit/. You can tell that he is a happy person in general.

anyone knows angelina jolie's email. ?

wanna make her mrs user

next time you'll weeb on me ill punch you in the neck

lots of people love the British Empire especially here
that's why we have so much meme tier cringy "omg so British" stuff girls love.
only French and pakis don't like it for obvious reasons.

got a lunch date with tights girl from work tomorrow (too bad she has a fiance lmao)

Well he got away with raping a load of kids and now has all the ladyboys he could ever want

Why shouldn't he be

iridium tank arrived today

goodbye forever lads

Confirmed rapist too.

Probably a paedophile as well when he was in Thailand.

always wondered what the fuss about her was all about

yea nothing like that cool israeli that is most definitely NOT the fuck machines poster

hope that annoying weeb necks himself 2bh

shagged a girl who was engaged before

wouldn't recommend it

wouldn't mind a polar bear in my bed if you know what I mean haha

>negotiating with JFs

why would you spend time and money on a girl that even if you could have sex with would be a nightmare in every sense of the world

have fun

he's a fucking whingy nonce who can't handle the banter

post them

That's because of doctor who and shit like that lad.

Not some sense of loyalty to a 100 year old empire mate.

Canucks will never be British and Britain doesn't care about them.

Wish they'd fuck off and die tbqh.

it literally happened to me a few months ago while we were all smoking weed.
I was screaming inside my head for them to stop

I ended up saying something stupid and lame I partially stole from a song then passed it on quick.

But I'd like that.

you're not really a /brit/ regular though, I see you everywhere on Cred Forums

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>t.rasheed

went to hospital several times as a kid for having anaphylactic reactions

If the eurocrats don't want to play nice because farage upset them then the UK can look towards its real allies in the Commonwealth realms and America.

Plus the UK imports far more than it exports so we have all the leverage compared to the huns who NEED us to buy their shitty whips

I, mean, everybody want somebody that's got confidence
You know it's in her attitude
The way she walks, nice legs
She's gotta be beautiful, nice thin waist
Fat ass, ooh
And them soft little lips

That genie is an arsehole

>he's a fucking whingy nonce who can't handle the banter
Sounds like every fucking spudnigger that posts on /brit/. Only the Aussies have a thinner skin.

What is this game called again? Might add thainonce to it.

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*scents the air*

runts...

>the rainy city of London

ahh yes.

I think a lot of people have some sort of nostalgia for it and camaraderie with Britain.

>t. fat nigger

akinator

i really am not the fuck machines poster lad
not as half as likeable as him sadly, everyone loves that poster even Cred Forums

>angelia jolie and brad pitt

your pineal gland is dead if you care one iota about this

daily reminder we are the domino that led to the collapse of the empire :)

so i just looked it up and my province gets the same amount of rainfall as england does, if you remove snowfall

so rainy england is a meme?

smoking weed when we were teens was so perfect

I'd rather caress your neck blud

>Nobody loves the British Empire

You can fuck right off with that nonsense Muhammed.

hardly, that was WW1

Ugly stereotypes about thailand tbqh. Yes they have a very tolerant culture for transgendered people. Not gonna lie. But that should be celebrated not made fun of.

>pakis still crying about brexit, fabric closing and gbbo leaving the bbc

Just fucking end yourselves.

it is a meme. it doesn't actually rain much unless you're in some high up national park

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I'm in my 20s desu
then why did you mention it at all?

no, the domino effect was a little two events called the World Wars

south manchester in the baby blue

>so rainy england is a meme?
Look at the fucking map, you daft cunt.

nobody here cares about the empire

we don't fixate on the past like certain professional victims tend to do

gf is throwing a strop because i won't let her stay out until 1am for her friends leaving do

might have to smack her about a bit

because you live in a meme province

not a fan of this

You're all fucking twats

It's rains more here afaik

Convenient you omit certain words from what you have quoted, you sinister fucking Pajeet.

Just came back from a European holiday why do you cunts have such nicer nature than us fucking REEEEEEEEEEEE

Because it's never not the time for some Jamiroquai youtube.com/watch?v=IRTS9g88C7M

Fuck, he might know thainonce already.

Get fucked Paki

>written by Canuck Harold Wood prior to leaving for the war:

Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

potato famine

You'd be surprised, lots of people still do, especially in rural Canada.

I agree. Wonder why I keep coming back here when it's full of spacker JFs and pakis under the GB flag arse licking them.

>glock

I thought they called it a rooty tooty point n' shooty in Britain?

*leaves the eu*
ahh yes

Weak b8

>southerners have different accents

wtf

desu we're hardly less conservative that you lot are.
I think we're just more moderate and our left wing party isn't a complete mess

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lads my mate is moving countries this weekend we want to go to town tonight for a big goodbye thing but i have work early tomorrow morning

do i pull a sickie or is that bad

never done this before not even in my school days, dunno if its common or not or anything

You're not British, Pajeet and you never will be.

End yourself, you boring fucking turd.

*asserts my britishness*

just smack her bum lad

she'll probably like that, i've never met a girl who didn't ;)

you see it all over because everyone loves the aesthetics of Empire, though most people don't take it seriously beyond a nostalgic admiration.

never really heard of anyone saying the Empire was the devil though, even in Uni

Maritimers do

absolutely famished lads, please send food aid

no, disgusting French manlet

I'm talking about you omitted "any more" from what you have quoted, you vile little shit.

why cant you make your own decisions you pathetic manchild?

>le maritimes
the afterbirth of Confederation

>Requested time - 19:00
>The restaurant's added 20 minutes to your delivery time.

aah yes, very impressive

>from the biggest empire on earth to being too afraid of pakis to stop them roaming around the country raping everything in sight

kek

yeah pull a sickie

oh...

These Canucks remind me of the weebs who think They're Japanese because they buy some fucking J-Pop costume and play Pokemon.

Ned fid helpp

helper did not com twoday

>300 odd posts
>no slags

bad form lads

No, not British, definitely a member of the British Commonwealth of Nations though.

Probably more Anglo than Britain at this point desu

never pulled a sickie before innit don't wanna get sacked or anything

>canada
>anglo

My fucking sides.

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then dont do it, chickenshit

lads

youtube.com/watch?v=l1yXSUuLOYI

New

>I listen to rule britannia and hang a union jack in my room I'm such an anglo ha ha

Fucking Canadians

jesus she is aging well

Fanny hair

Post more Carol Vorderman

except it is, if the British were more open to the actual commonwealth realms instead of having a hardon for wogs then maybe support would be greater than just admiration.

I suppose, if thise weaboos were of Japanese ancestry, lived in a country that was part of the Japanese Commonwealth based on Japanese civic structure, had ancestors that fought for Japan across the world, and shared an emperor with Japan, then yes, just like that.

Pls don't, she's fucking hideous.

Imagine being from a family that uses margarine instead of butter

think I'd have to bin myself

rasheed

Are you a fucking spastic? Are you even following the conversation chain, Pajeet?

jamal

t. Rajeet of fleet street
idk at which point we supposedly stopped being British primarily.
after WWII when the Empire imploded?

Force millons of Frenchman to live under Her Majesty's reign is the single most Anglo thing in the Commonwealth tbqh famalam

Get on our level

or has the toilet paper facing inward

lmao pierre btfo

No, it happened when /brit/ filled up with pakis, aussies, and indians.

You're not British, sorry if this offends you.