Colour

>Colour

>counterclockwise

>Color

>mains
>hard shoulder
>bendy bus
>boot
>lid

>inverse Small Ben revolvement

>Crisps

>check not cheque

This one actually makes me upset

>be American
>put chips in an oven
>still call them fries
ok

>alumin[i]um
>colo[u]r, behavio[u]r, hono[u]r
>yog[h][o]urt
>Ro[u]mania
I can get the "u" difference in "colour", but can't you at least decide if you're going to use H or not in "yogourt"?

>parking garage
>favorite
>check
>restroom
>soda

>bongs have an h in yogurt
What the fuck

Why would you put chips in an oven?

because you can't eat them when they're frozen solid

What? Why would you put chips in the freezer?

British spelling > everything else

>aluminum
What an abysmal word

>Britons call a cheeseburger a Beef Wellington with cheese

Defend this

>soda
This reminds me people on the countryside arguing if something is a "gasosa" [usually cheaper, micro-produced coke] or a "refrigerante" [coke usually sold by a large company]. Not as fun as Northeasterners trying to grasp the difference between jam and jelly, but still.

>bantre

They don't even look similar.

>mfw Americans call a cold on the cob a "Popsicle"

kek

>"bullhorn"
Why do Americans have to project their cuck fetish even on stuff like loud-hailers?

...

He's not talking about normal fries but the kind in the frozen food section of the grocery store. You can reheat them in your oven on a cookie sheet (or as Brits know it, "biscuits panel board")

Oh.
Well, why buy frozen fries in the first place? They always come out wrong no matter how you cook them.

>zed

>Centre

>Americans apparently call portable transceivers "WALKIE-TALKIES UGUU"

>sweets

No they don't. You're just autistic.

>tires

God Bless Canada for keeping North America somewhat civilised.

>Kerb
>Juicy Bits
>Gaol
>Pyjamas

Also

>Omitting "r" in words that end in r
>Putting r on the end of words that don't

Just kill yourselves

>could care less

>Africer

>candy

>ALUMINUM

>football

What the jim-jam are you flopping on about now, sir?

>Diamond dozen

YOU WALK AROUND WITH THEM AND YOU TALK THROUGH THEM
WALKIE
TALKIE

>shart

Then why don't you call mobile phones walkie talkies? Oh I'm sorry, "cell phones".

lel

>lesmugpepelookingdirectlyatyou.png

>Americans call a "sport" where an egg-shaped object is transported using hands 95% of the time "football"

>Aeroplane
>Programme

its a dime a dozen.