/brit/

Wish I lived in a bedsit and not in a house desu. My own living space, my rules. Instead I've got to share with these two strangers who are quite cool but I feel obligated to interact with them even though we have NOTHING in common.

Asuka.

what now bigots

>Who's the most hireable

I am LITERALLY 6'6" 201cm.

It's fucking GOAT.

Best edition

It was all of them, but specifically Danes

>half of /brit/ is comprised of people above 6'4 and girls
yeah ok then

MORRISSEY

That's 6'7
I'm actually 6'6.5

>imaginary boyfriend

You're all a bunch of children with limited life perspectives and I bet not a single one of you cretins are below the age of 24

liverpool are good again lads

thetallestman.com/adamrainer.htm

When Adam was 18 and 19 years of age (1917 and 1918) he was medically tested to join the army, but he was too short and weak to join. During these tests his height was measured at 4 feet 6.3 inches (138 cm) at 18 years and 4 feet 8.3 inches (143 cm) at 19 years of age.

Between 25 August 1930 and 23 May 1931 Adam Rainer was examined by Dr. A. Mandl and Dr. F. Windholz and found to be 7 feet 1 inches (216 cm) tall with a standing height of 6 feet 9.1 inches (206 cm).

>hiring women at all
Lmao

what

Sounds pretty accurate to me

Spooky Skellies

> below the age of 24

>You're all a bunch of children with limited life perspectives and I bet not a single one of you cretins are below the age of 24

iktfb

the gf started huffing again

>having to get up at 6:30am and be out the door within an hour

ah yes definitely happy about this

ABOVE the age of 24 I meant

Do you grow at all during 18-24?

>even taller than I thought I was
GOAT just gets GOATer.

welcome, brother

>women

me in further maths

sorry, meant to reply to

And Everton are shit again

>t. rasheed

for 99% of people, no.

I grew 4 inches between 18 and 19.

Unironically 5'8.5

Lots of women are taller than me

Most are my height or an inch or 2 shorter

im 26, 5'11, i think "runt" is stupid, i have a job and my own place, girls seem to fancy me, do pretty well on tinder - not been laid for a while though (not had any money this month either)... i need to stop posting here to be honest.

join our timezone lid

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Cannot wait for self-driving cars

t. mega manlet

Three tallest living people are Turkish, Iranian and Moroccan

>Leicester 2-4 Chelsea
Wew lads

Playing Dragon Quest Heroes lads
ama

Would NOT marry a non-Christian girl.

Why lie? Or did you legit fuck one girl on there?

haha if she says that she has an imaginary boyfriend im going to blame you

Me.

nah they're all in /brit/ m8

it's time lads

How? Late puberty?

>apply for menial job
>get called up and asked a load of pointless HR fluff

jobs shouldn't be this hard to get

As someone who is 6ft8, it truly feels like being a god among men. People stare everywhere I go, especially women(they instantly want to shag me). It feels great knowing that I could defeat some of the greatest fighters in the world by sheer virtue of size. (I could probably pick the likes of Connor MacGregor up and turn him upside down).

...

ROLLING A CHEEKY SPLIFF DESU LADS

You have 15 seconds to give yourself a banterous nickname.

it's not uncommon for men to grow up to 21

THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT

I was already 6'3" at the time, so I doubt it. Surprised everyone. Had to go get MRIs and shit to make sure I didn't have Marfan's.

>tfw 6'8
Lmao fucking manlets ITT

Thick Dick Rick

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kwebbelkop

big dick darrel

me and the lasses

what's the job pal

Width wise it's quite common to broaden out a bit. Height is less common.

Business idea:
Pave over the countryside with wimpey houses for Pakis who hate you.

>tfw 5'8 and ugly

I have no purpose in life. end it all

Kev "The Pussy Destroyer" Cena

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I fucked 3
met several others and did various things with them bot didn't go all the way.
fucked zero from tinder

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would probably shag 7 after 12 pints

Paki manlet here, AMA

runts under 6'2

girls are 6'2

fucking manlets

>being under 10'
Can't believe I'm forced to share a thread with these absolute manlets

don't let the lanky wankers get you down x

Requesting EVERYONE in this thread to rep their respective ends

youtube.com/watch?v=9tfnRbOZ6KM

eating a pack of jelly beans lads

got a fucking caramel and a mint dire stuff

If you don't mind her having plans already.

Bit famished lads

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>/brit/

spaff 'ed

As someone who is 6ft10, it truly feels like being a god among men. People stare everywhere I go, especially women(they instantly want to shag me). It feels great knowing that I could defeat some of the greatest fighters in the world by sheer virtue of size. (I could probably pick the likes of Connor MacGregor up and turn him upside down). Often I walk into a room, and people simply begin clapping, and congratulating me on how tall I have grown.

Two 7'11" people got married but all their kids were stillborn. one of them weighed 22lbs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Van_Buren_Bates#Adulthood_and_marriage

>tfw 5'10 and good looking-ish

still get more pussy than you lanky nerds lmao

Done.

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might do a energy regeneration revitalisation period

>Often I walk into a room, and people simply begin clapping

had a lol

>tfw even women are 7'11 these days
is 8'2 the new cutoff?

oh reall cool
*turns back to fucking your mum*

I'm 5'6'' and uglier.

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I'm 6'1 and decidedly average
no one has ever commented on my height positively or negatively

bum

What are some terrible TERRIBLE things that can happen to people emotionally?

>first child dying under the age of 10

that lad has a dench head

lanky wanker/manlet

>have a girls pissing fetish
>gf closes the door every time

ah yes

mi nombre es pablo escobar

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**me llamo pablo escobar

bf just sent me this

I had a younger sister die as a young baby when I was about 4 or so

I always feel bad for my mum thinking about it.

Not a proper knob but still very hot.

Electing Trudeau
Being a republican

>tfw quite small willy
just fucking kill me now i shouldn't even be alive

Yoga 710?

>830 miles to drive a ring around iceland

what the FUCK i thought their island was tiny

discovering Cred Forums

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iceland fact:
it used to be common for farm girls to die by getting their hair stuck in machinery and have their scalps torn off

Both are underway lad, like it or not.

listening to a bit of new order lads

>American Eagle

Fuck off yank

Too many leafs ITT

Proofs

Lads, what's your favourite part about a girl?

I really like how they smell.

Doubting this

the gf does yoga lads
this excites me for reasons I don't understand

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iceland fact:
it used to be more dangerous to be a fisherman than it was being a western soldier in the vietnam war

i like the way their fannies fit nicely on my willy

We will break off from Canada before we go republican.

nah itll be fine. she usually just goes pub with us. if she says no then whatever - next.

losing your erection without having a wank

where do you live again

I remember being so hyped when this trailer was released

youtube.com/watch?v=ywU0n47j2dY

Iceland fact it's more dangerous to not be in iceland than it is to be in iceland

*pulls out the old trusty glock*
*fills you with bullet holes*

Heh...Swiss cheese...my favourite...

ALL "iceland facts:" i post are true

balls hurt

God I fucking HATE that Pepe so damn much

legs
legs get me rock hard

Would literally a crack a bottle of desparados straight over his head if that yank twat ever tried to talk about football near me in real life

Iceland fact there's more mums there than other supermarkets

>seceding

Fuck off Yank

called someone racist in greggs earlier lads

we will not become a republic for the foreseeable future honestly, its unpopular and political suicide.

Australia probably will though.

heil hitler

all of Icelands roads look like something out of an Audi advert

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I'll take your word for it

It's still more dangerous to be a fisherman than a soldier, cop, firefighter, etc.

lads i've got a confession
i literally, unironically came to /brit/ because of the greggs post on /r/Cred Forums
and i love it here and you can't make me leave

hillary is that you?

not a fan of the jap girls licking doorknobs

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic road paver

Why lad

big money though, and lots of time off.

Madman Malcolm

haha

*walks off and talks to someone else*

filtered

Iceland fact: people are still being publicly executed for trying to name their children banned names, such as: Zara or Harriet

if you don't know who delumo or craven are then you're a genuine runt

>5'10 and built like a guy who got bullied in secondary school for looking to skinny but will be obese before he is 30

Hello?

all manlets are réttdræpur

need to have a wank lads

any good interracial scenes you could recommend?

I know, I'm a fisherman, although I don't really get any time off. Scallop season turns into urchin, then rockweed/periwinkle, mackerel, then lobster, and finally back to scallop.

Stay pretty busy year round.

off for a wank japanese or bbw what i do boys?

I've only been here a year (at most) and I know who they all are haha
fatcam riley etc.

I'm a worthy replacement

why do you have banned names and why the fuck do you execute people who try to use them

I know crab fishermen are on-off so they maybe work for 3 days at sea then get 3 days off and so on.

>banned names
LOL

iceland hasn't had capital punishment since 1830

icelad is pulling your leg

>tfw 6'6 and built like a Wakefield UFC fighter

Who is the favourite savage of the civilised Anglo?

>The Welsh Celt
>The Irish Gael
>The Scottish Pict
>The Australian Aborigine
>The New Zealander Māori
>The Canadian Aborigine
>The Canadian Inuit
>The West African
>The East African
>The South African and Bantu people
>The Zulus
>The Caribbean African
>The Indian
>The Pakistani
>The Bangladeshi
>The Papua
>The Malay
>All other Pacific Islanders

What is that thing on the far right and how did you become a fisherman?

I need some change in my life and I'm thinking either oil rig worker or fisherman

Until recently the French also had to name their children according to a government approved list of names, so as to avoid non-french names.

Although there were no executions.

>Irish Gael

so people don't deviate from the list of allowed names. you aren't allowed to name your kids ugly names that used to be common, such as: Ljótur (literally means ugly) Lofthæna (literally means air chicken) or Ormur (worm)

The Welsh Celt is a civilised man 2bqh

Fuck off!

t. sheep shagger

I like plainsniggers

they fought a pretty brutal war in the USA

>iceland hasn't had capital punishment since 1830

What a bunch of cucks

Yeah, different fisheries do different things. Offshore guys only work a few months a year, as do the big money lobster guys with 800+ traps and family claims to rich grounds.

The Indians, our kind, were cooler than any of those.

the welsh are top lads 2bh

Who's your favourite /brit/ poster lads?

I like icelad and that one yank that brings the bants

*PUNISHES you*

well

I'm sure all the Welsh people who fought for Britain under the assumption they were our equals will be thrilled.

how are they different to Canadian Aborigines?

we operate on village vigilante justice

angelina jolie has definitely had a nose job

you

>that one yank that brings the bants

Error 404: not found

t.sheep shagger

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Canadian Natives are like Eskimos

>reality shows
is there anything more runtastic

that only applies to Cred Forums mate

everything on normal Cred Forums is absolutely 100% fact and truth

gf is eating cold pasta and ketchup

>How did you become a fisherman

Got out of the Coast Guard, went sailing on mostly schooners for a few years, then hopped on a fishing boat when I decided I wanted to stay closer to shore.

On the far right is a boatswain's whistle, it's that shrill piercing sound you hear in old ships films. During a storm yelling can't be heard in the rigging, but a shrill whistle can still give commands

t. one of the 5'4'' paki manlets with 20 inch biceps in my gym

You're going to need one if you ever grow some balls and come to wakey

>be civilized Romano-Gael living in Londonium
>Government decides it NEEDS to import German barbarians to keep the economy secure and defend the future
>they slowly take over until fighting them becomes useless.
>back a great king and Roman equestrian to stand up and push them back.
eventually he dies and you are slowly pushed from your homes to live in the rugged hills of the Western coast scraping a living shepherding sheep on the rocks while your grandfather was a wealthy optimate in the city.
>Germans now have the balls to call you backwards.

post fucking machines

The Mexican.

Pretty much all the other non-Brit posters are a fucking load of shit, especially the Aussies and Canucks.

Me

I watched fiddler on the roof once. It was shite

Girls that like black guys are so gross

Yes thank you daddy!

iceland fact:

mums go to iceland

youtube.com/watch?v=WSpPEWrEQ4A

my mum's threatening to cut off the internet in a few weeks time if I don't get a job, thoughts?

>£1200 to fly to NZ

literally 2 months of pay

black women are hideous

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but why?

favourite word?

threaten to kill yourself
it's the ultimate trump card

if she doesn't believe you, jam a knife in your gut

>£600 a month
how the FUCK do you not earn more than that

I fiddled your mum on the roof once. It was shite

Give that slag a fucking slap and show her who's in charge

dont care

dunno where that is

>Trump flies around the country 24/7 giving huge rallies every day and mingling personally with his supporters
>hillary has to green-screen a tiny rally in a school gym because she's dying and request that the debates be seated instead of forcing them both to stand.

you don't save everything you make you cretin

>burninate
>floccinaucinihilipilification (didn't even need google)

Prestidigitation

sounds like flatmate didn't get anywhere with her

neat

bloom (I'm a girl btw)

badger

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no they're actually not

pic related: Imperial Canada and Native Canada in one image

the worst thing about saying sober is the fucking boredom.

heh
maybe YOU don't
*checks my large bank balance as i eat food mummy bought for me*

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because i invited them for a shag

the lefty ones are overly verbose and unfunny like leftys themselves

really makes you think

i'm not spiteful i'm just a bit ill tonight and it's nice to not have to listen to sex noises until i fall asleep

Foreign population by year going way back to the mid 1800s

Shite poll mate do each inch separate

5'9'' is manlet suicide mode, 5'11'' is tall respectable man, they CANNOT be in the same bracket

yeah this to be honest
reading is really hard and a proud briton like me shouldn't have to waste their time

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Those are ours.

They must have went to Canada for fear of Good Ol Hickory

Well hello there! Girls on Cred Forums? 'Tis a good thing to see! Let me introduce myself. I go by the name of Xegar online (you can call me Max haha :P). I'm not some normal, ordinary, and traditional kind of guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. Now, what's your name, madame? :)

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>tfw you will never be an 1800s Canadian Mountie built like a brick shithouse

youtube.com/watch?v=y_z-adsJjmE

Didn't sitting bull go to Canada

White dress

10/10 pic tbqh

I'll take the Q please Bob

D,A,K,

16,10,16

8 is objectively the best

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yea we gave the Blackfoot residency here because Ameriniggers were slaughtering their villages

Good times

Hope so

t. 5'11.5''

>not far right

get your motor running

>angelina jolie single

>he is bald/balding

Why did millions of Euro Americans resettle in Canada? Who were they afraid of?

The so called scran just arrived

He called Queen Victoria "grandmother" and he seems like a nice bloke

Bloody Yanks

>not 6

What'd you get this time lad?

shes balding desu
thin hair and a 5head

or "scraesh" as i've recently come to calling it

· · · – – – · · ·

Could you walk me through everything there?

what is that shit

Sophie

NW Police/Mountie uniform is honestly based
most of these paintings are by the same guy I think

are you blind? she looks like she was hit in the face with a shovel

bottle of coke, dips, wedges, chips, goujons, popcorn chicken, nuggets, mozzarella sticks

are you gay? you've chosen the one that literally looks like a man

The laws about size didn't actually change until the late 1970s. Before that a mountie had to be at least 6' but the ideally wanted well muscled people 6'1 and above.

I literally think this is why they are such a good police force. Lots of cops are attracted to the job because they were runts and got bullied in school, now they have a power trip. Mounties were the cream of the crop, biggest, best, and most athletic. Created a culture of good cops, rather than America tier piglets.

desu the British were always much more fair with the natives and treated them like sovereign nations to trade/make deals with, Yanks outright slaughtered them when they got the chance.

>Iceland will not feature in the Fifa 17 video game because of a cash row with developers Electronic Arts, says the country's football association (KSI).

I wanted to win the Euros with them.. :(

Liverpool

Having an identical twin sibling and them passing away whilst you're both young

Literally feeling like you've lost your ''other half''

good lads
fuck (((EA)))

i went shoe shopping today

are these ok?

breakdancedecoded.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Puma-Suede.jpg

these are what I bought

going to stop smiling and constantly look deadpan from now on lads

>Puma Swede

good choice lad

HATE the new chrome

yeah they're fine
sort those chunky laces out though they look shit

screenshot? looks the same here

However, the team's iconic clapping celebration will be part of the game, which is set to be released next week.

bastards!

this

Ah yes Ah yes

Very good post

t. English lad that's still butt hurt about the summer

Cuck'd

>a cash row with developers Electronic Arts
I can't understand this. Did they want more from EA or something?

what happened this summer

FUCKING NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

use browser that respects your freedom and you wont have this problem

far right is fridge mode. Would not touch with a 10ft barge-pole

I like it apart from the bigger tabs and menu highlighting

I disliked it initially but honestly when it comes down to it it's not the worse of changes. I mean, I'll get used to it.

Our best uniforms were given to the brave Britons who served in Africa imo

>cuck
>blacked
>kys
>faggot
>nigger

Stay tuned for more of Americas all time favourite words!

the girl who wants to be on my willy is still ignoring me
this is all because I wouldn't take her to the cinema

entitled slag

chat shit get banged

Yea, EA offered 15,500 Euros to their FA and they said no, suggested a counter offer and EA didn't bite

can someone screenshot the new chrome

aha end of the day neither of them would have sex with either of us so whos to talk really

nu

That's a surprise that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Federation

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation_of_Arab_Republics

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Arab_Republic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Islamic_Republic

These fucking Arabs just cannot get their shit together.

You're being tricked by the mirrors

>Page 2
The custodian is going to get you for this laddy.

They made the tabs bigger but somehow made the text smaller and changed it to blue for some reason too

what did she say? can you take me to the cinema?

Young, beautiful women with lovely legs

Juicy calves get me off more than a thick arse tbqh

you forgot
>the feral council estate chavs

if janny finds out he'll have a fit

She was upset, I suggested going to the cinema but something came up and I had to cancel

RCMP in the Boer War the "Force from the North"

wank or bed?

bed, you wank too much

wank in bed

why do you go on Cred Forums lite if you're going to complain about slurs

haven't had a wank since saturday

not an option