/brit/

what did she say? can you take me to the cinema ?

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also Mounties get send out to the frontier/jurisdictions without their own police force you you have to be hardcore to volunteer for that, even today.

I wish they still kept SS tier fitness and skill qualifications for the RCMP

Canada died in the 70s honestly

>tfw can't find a version of this song on Youtube anymore that isn't live/low quality
dailymotion.com/video/xiev0_railroad-trilogy_music

YOGA 710 LAD?

so fit

those fridges must be extra refrigerated in the snow

what is your opinion on tights gfs with quirky geek tights

James Wolfe lads, the hero of canada

Transformed into a dinosaur again lads

don't like the meme why they parade her out for everything even though she's washed up, irrelevant and hideous and no one likes her

Jenna is the best thing Britain has ever produced

weren't you a toilet earlier

worst mosaic
post alice instead

absolute madcunts

cringe

Climbing up a shear cliff to get around Quebec's walls was pretty hardcore and smart thinking

won't be clicking this

looking for a skinny brunette pornstar with decent natural tits

suggestions?

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holy hell 1 is buff

fucking hell

the caretaker banned me for slagposting earlier, don't know what was going through his head (posting from my phone)

I'll wait this one out for you janny, but I'm fuming you had the nerve 2bh

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i've been posting slags all day and got nothing

The only one there that's actually comfortable with her body is number 3.

>hi there, would you be interested in signing our petition calling for the legalisation of magic mushrooms?

God I can't stand her.
She's like the personification of that one single friend the gf has that you're forced to deal with despite finding her completely rude and obnoxious.

me 2nd from left

ah yes, american "humour"
very impressive

katee owen

Second anniversary of getting my job soon lads.

Saved up £17k so far.

Used to love those Sandwich toasters you know lads

Got a new one recently after who knows how long and I'm just not that impressed desu. What a shame

shame Australia and Canada ended up the way they are today

i keep fantasising about being a British officer exploring the vast natural wilderness of the New World in the colonial era

are they even illegal?
they aren't here if you find them natural

ah sure
*grabs the pen and runs away*

I know, it was bonkers

better not happen again

Business idea: magic mushroom vape

Good lad

whens the season on love
we'll go dartmoor and get west

just 4

>shame Australia and Canada ended up the way they are today
you mean better than the UK? lol its you lot that fucked everything up

iceland fact: no outsider has ever entered this mysterious and uninhabited land

bath

business idea: swear jar

Me and the lads

She doesn't do porn

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going to check out /tirb/ (the deepweb version of /brit/)

sometimes you just get unlucky

i got permabanned for posting a picture of some clothed slags because it was 'cp' and now i can't use a pass

posted the same image earlier whilst the janny was about and nothing

*vapes at you with the magic mushroom vape pen*

Working class people need to be gassed

That would be amazing. Eating mushrooms takes too long.

>better than the UK

australia has a republican and you have a weedman who still thinks its eternally SJW 2015

1,2,4,5,3

Need advice lads.
On nofap for confidence gains ( test does spike on the seventh day), I've timed it for a party I'm going to soon. Only problem though, I'm worried that if a girl goes near my dick, I'll go off. wat do?

>watching a woman fake pleasure for money while a well-endowed man inserts his penis in her
you must be absolutely ill

think i'm addicted to dmt lads

you know nothing about politics here
Trudeau has spent a year sitting on his bum

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What for?

Sauce?

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But China is just as greedy as all those countries.

Unironically agree with this

They have no sense of awareness about anything not even the way they dress

Who dis

fucking good idea
*puts a coin in the jar*

/tirb/'s nice, good lads

>nofap

But user, China is communist

They're natural as in not plastic, but their enhanced with fat from her arse and thighs

We should introduce plague rats to working class areas tb h

>>watching a woman fake pleasure for money while a well-endowed man inserts his penis in her
>you must be absolutely ill

>leaf
>>>/cum/

who /down for runnin up on them crackas in they city halls/ here?

>back when i was upset i couldn't get laid during freshers

not him but its really helpful for acne

source

Genuinely think he doesn't know how to run a government and is just trying to get lots of publicity to cover up the fact he doesn't know what he's doing.

"""Off topic""" my arse
Pretty sure we have a dedicated janitor who goes mental at early threads, but is pretty lenient with "shitposting" etc

And then occasionally another one comes to check up on us and goes completely bananas when he sees the state of us

I crie everytime

as is russia

something really wrong with the middle one in green pants.

disgusting little goblin

If it does, just go for it again and say it was pre-cum. She won't know what's going on anyway.

If you've got a normal adolescent sex drive you should have a refractory period of a few minutes.

Pulled this trick with plenty a bird tb h

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Howths sister

>tfw britons

>pants
fuck off yank

Nassim DeHouche's gf

washing your face and lifting is also helpful for acne
he very obviously doesn't and its basically the Privy council doing everything, all he has done is talk and nothing really has been done with any of it, for good or for ill.

he's going to lose the next election if he can't get the economy in order.

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my german is improving lads

soon i'll be trilingual and none of you can stop me

Someone on /gif/ said and linked to her old blog
I can't find the link

Going to bed the old fashioned way

I thought Icelanders liked to have sex with goblins and elves?

Can't imagine having the will to live in a desert country

Thank God for our green and pleasant land

me sticking my hand in

yeah, but they are white

But user, that isn't real communism
Russia and China are fascist with a communist coat of paint

look at this fucking stumpy cunt

daddy or chips lads

unironically thinking of moving to the desert.
think it will be cozy like muh profligate videogames
already been to Nevada on vacation

Nice chebs though

nearly finished the scran

quite full

me in the back

>But user, that isn't real communism

never is

me on the left

fat runt

idea: mix all the sauces into one

>that clip of her brushing her teeth
I have it saved but Janny will be ANGRY if I post

>claims to be 6'3 and good looking
>took until 2nd year to lose V

short women are so fuckable tho

Old ways are best ways

Real communism isn't possible because it isn't in us to share

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They're enhanced with fat taken from her arse and thighs

me on the left

>Berserk on hiatus again

Where in Canada are you?

need to establish a mad maxesque society in the icelandic wasteland

A GOOD TWO HOURS

Like clockwork

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ok haha

regardless though, plebbit redpill has taught me, a man needs to be more than good looking.

u know there's a waggy-wavey country cloth above my post, right?

me sitting in the chair

Hmm

Having looked at them again and thouroughly considering this new previously unknown factor I have decided I don't care

post post-transition

T'es un pédé avec un penìs féminin ?

Do it
I'll take on the So-Called Janny and all of his lackeys

It post it on imgur

w2c mousepad

>people like this actually exist

Don't think Big J is about rn

me plastered all over the wall

some men have it all

i remember wanting the haircut the left guy has looool

how fucking bent was I

very good image

Thanks for the advice, mate. But I'm pretty sure she would know whats going on (age range at party would be about 18-20)

middle cunt is so fucking annoying not even hot and looks like he takes himself so seriously reeee

>was

Don't think I'll survive the winter lads.

have you got a gf yet?

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all those anime girls look the same

>was

LITERALLY got banned for posting that bouncy black girl gif

On phone now
I posted it on /gif/ though if you can find the boob physics thread, at the very bottom.

Bane?

mate is accusing me of browsing Cred Forums again

have not set foot in that board

Yes you will

*takes you under my wing and mentors you until you're capable of being left alone*

He probably faps all day
Just watches anime nonce films and faps

can someone greentext my post with a fedora image

Very sexy anime girl with dog.

>looks like he takes himself so seriously

He looks like the exact opposite of that.

Can I join the Mounties please?

>talking about Cred Forums irl
neck yourself

why does he wear the mask?

Ontario
I want to buy a fuckoffhuge territory in the American SW

changing my name to robin hood

>SanDisk announces 1TB SD card

we are living in the future lads

>Girl asked me today how long my last relationship lasted

i bet he's wanked to some very very disturbing things

Trust me she won't. Just keep a straight face and get straight on with it.

archery twat loves his archery

LEGGO MY EGG WOLL!!

looking at some east coast places in america

some of these look very similar to britain

me on the left

Yes

I've had people tell me "you'd like Cred Forums" and I always respond "I've liked all the Poles I've met so far" and then they tell me it's a board on Cred Forums and then I ask them "That paedo website?" and they go quiet because they don't want people to think they're a paedo.

erm....that is abviously Asuka Hideko, Kiyoko Momoko, Rika Anzu, Bunko Chie Haru, Hitomi Hentai, Kaori Maki and Tomoko Yumi

>was n-nothing serious

you'd like Cred Forums

i could easily pull off inviting a girl back into a room like that

>stumble inside
>haha welcome to my humble abode
>whilst scratching the back of my head pretending to be embarrassed showing the arms off
>her: ha..ha... never seen a guy's room like this before
>me: haha yeah we all have hobbies, I just not met a female I like so I love these ones, instead, but meeting you is starting to change me, might get rid of them, some of them have gone way up in value since I bought them
>me: i'll keep that one though, she looks like you
>her: put penis inside of me m8

Me.

Thanks pal :^)

Alri

Shan't be reading a word of this

didn't happen

Those chebs are as fake as it gets

Into the bin she goes

Sign of a runt: Completely oblivious to their monobrow

read the whole thing i had a chuckle if im honest

dream setup right here

Lads, tell me about threads you're OP'ing right now

How many people have replied?
Is the discussion any good?

you're getting really good at satire mate

reckon you could be taking the position of Best Personality Writer of the Year from Poleaboo if you keep it up

nah women at my age are whores, they all ride on chad cocks, I have no problem with that though. I fuck many girls myself, none I see as potential partners but many guys also lust over these girls.

Imagine if you could be inside cara's brain

Wew

majority of threads I post die after five minutes ;_;

>he uses stabalisers and sights
twat

you did a good post literally 2 minutes ago
why do you have to say things like this

me on the left

What books are you reading, /brit/?

I'm not even joking m8

>Oh it lasted about a y-year
You're lying.
>Y-yeah I am haha it didn't last that long
Okay, so how long DID it last?

>Ontario

I don't blame you, the SW isn't too bad.

Does that surprise you?

pretty :3

Can't read

Somebody ought to photoshop the chink out

>they are whores but they wont have sex with me

the prince
feels like one of those you just gotta read
bit shit though

a month?

I've liked all the Poles I've met so far.

Has happened to me 5 times. 3 times in my first year of uni and twice in my second year. One lad asked me "Are you a Cred Forumsack?" and I asked him if he was a fucking retard because I'm quite clearly Irish.

Wish I was

>Why yes I do indeed read books

I lied and said 4 months, which she "accepted" but she knew. I can tell she knew. I'm thankful she didn't announce that she knew to everyone else that was there.

>lyle & scott

get leg extensions then they might lad

t. mindlet

orchestrating a poo

if it did happen it just makes you sound like an autistic idiot trying to be funny but not realising on you get the joke

you just said you need to be more than good looking.
how do you shag a lot of girls then? you said you're autistic around girls

>phantom 4 costs £950
>gopro karma costs £720

why do these fucking plastic drones cost so much

you are gonna wish my legs were shorter when i'm knee deep in your arse, mate

i shoot barebow as well m8

longest relationship and why it ended lads?

me
>3 years
>BECAUSE SHE WAS A CHEATING LYING WHORE

Harry Potter and the gaping anus

who is this girl interrogating you infront of others lad

must say I aw also thought the trips fuckingg off would make Brit better but it's te worst it's ever been now and there's only 2 trips

> payday today

>but not realising on you get the joke
Can you try this one again in English?

capitalism and freedom

>I'm Irish

What're you doing here then

>not a single titchpost earlier
does this signal the death of the gimmick

i shot bareback

shot all up your mums fanny

only you*

3 years + because i cheated on her at uni with someone for ages lol

now i am a loser who barely speaks to women

Good m8 of mine. As far as everyone else has been telling me, she's been eyeing me up all year. She was interrogating me as punishment for me being a cheeky wee cunt and saying something about her.

Outbreeding the huns to retake Ulster.

free trade will lower the prices

> must say I aw also thought the trips fuckingg off would make Brit better but it's te worst it's ever been now and there's only 2 trips

Pic related

Some user in /fr/ recommended easy children's books to help with my French.
This was the only one the store had
It's about sirens, I liked Homer's Odyssey, so I see no reason I won't enjoy what I'm sure is a harrowing tale of sailors lured to thier death.

go to bed dad

i invented it and even i've given up

nobody does it with me and i don't want to look like a sad cunt

you're not even danish

>Depending on how you classify 'relationship', either a few months or two days
>Because she decided she'd rather have sex with someone else instead

Three/four trips who post at certain times of the day is the optimum.

Not going to say because I just KNOW some twat here would think it's funny to spoil it

haha i'm currently dating my first gf

it's been 6 months

planning on lasting for at least one more year but who knows how it'll end

joined my unis anime club

dont even watch anime

relationship like this please

Oh no, my tone was one of deadly serious obliviousness. They genuinely believed I thought they were calling me by a racial slur aimed at Poles.

freetrade?
it's not a trade if it's for free

>reading books with "spoilers"
dumbledore dies at the end, killed by draco malfoy

6 months. She exploited my feelings for her for easy sex and then left me for someone with more money and a better future.

1 year
she caught me cheating

> mfw hearing all those runts drive past my window
>some are beeping their horn
> on the way to their wageslave job

aahhhh while i sit here enjoying my coffee living off your tax dollars, hmmm

Frozen Perogies and hot dogs for dinner lads

Poor life

>tfw one of only a few

scary lads

youtube.com/watch?v=3Fq_OYmLC3w

>reading for the plot

free as in speech

literally so many men get no actions.

I'm ok myself, hence why I'm not bitter.

Imagine it like this:
>hot girl passes you on street
>she smiles at you
>you see her a few hours later during the lads sesh
>she starts hitting on you
>she says come back to mine
>you instantly do because she's fucking stunning

hot guys literally do this to EVERY girl who's above a 5/10 in her sexual market rating. now you can see why girls literally ignore non-chads?

i'm not even calling them whores in a sexual sense, they're just going to hit the wall soon and become bitter 35 year olds with a child they didn't even want. They're just whores of life, they want alpha fucks in their 20s and beta bucks in their 30s. Most don't achieve beta bucks though.

> BLIMEY MACK, ME CATHOLIC WIFE HAS BEEN GETTING A BIT JITTERY THESE DAYS FROM ALL ME DRUNKEN BEATINGS, YEEHEEEEEE, I HAD BETTER SLEEP WITH ANOTHER CATHOLIC LASS TO RELIEVE THE OL' LEG POTATOES

Lads how can I get a chebs gf?

Could tell suicide squad wad gona be shite the moment u saw cara. Burch canr act. Any one could tell that from paper towns

>hence why I'm not bitter.

To: Anonymous
Re: Post #65151929

Subj: Wow!

Body: Amazing gimmick, you should definitely make more of these.

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aeropress?

Infinite Jest because I fell for the /lit/ meme. Decent but nothing special. Taking fucking ages though, I've been reading it for about 2 months now I think.

just be yourself

unless you're ugly, then you'll either need to have a bit of money or be confident/funny

don't think this happens as much as you think

i-instant

>reading the bible
>get to the part where God takes Jesus to his first game in the Kop End
>We get a late winner and they get a chippy tea on the way home

Best part of the book desu

UGHHHH I'M GONNA FUCKIN' CUM

*cums*

Going to buy £20 Tesco deep fat fryer and never use it.

selling a jgf with big tits

Lads what are the best frozen chips? Need some good ones, I like em THICC but not a chubby chaser either
Straight cut desu

is it common for girls to claim they have a boyfriend back home to avoid boys getting ideas

australian homes look fucking horrible

devilish

my gf

ending is a real thriller
had me going for a while

Thanks for the help m8 really great advice

>>reading the bible
>>get to the part where God takes Jesus to his first game in the Kop End
>>We get a late winner and they get a chippy tea on the way home
>Best part of the book desu

some good facial abuse webms on /gif/

i never do this

i just start moaning and grunting louder and then either say "i'm cumming" or "i just came" in a very out-of-breath voice

Moby Dick is so good

Literally the dream.

never stopped me tbqh

oh well mate, lasted a good while considering the first one was just on a whim

The Australian who hates the Irish is back on

Any chance you could vocaroo this? That sounds really cute.

is it common for girls to claim they don't want to have sex and don't know you are?

only if you aren't chad ;)

Currently reading Atlas Shrugged by the renowned scholar and pioneer of libertarianism Ayn Rand

A most invigorating read thus far I must say. It truly stimulates ones neurons and manifests an extremely Kafkaesque and bodacious visage through ones mind's eye elevating ones interest to its aphelion

>tfw doing my best to keep the average iq of this thread above 120 but lisicki is hellbent on plummeting the average

don't think I can hold on any more, this is really taxing

its quite tiring isn't it

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if you were randomly dropped in Ireland, would you be able to tell the difference?

What would you know?

too young

ate bolognese for every meal today

Not a fan of the way the British Library works 2bh.

STOP IGNORING ME YOU FUCKING MICK MONKEY

yes ignore it, it's anti-slut defense.

just be happy she sees you in some form as a potential sexual partner.

>Tim Farron embarrassed after phone blasts out 'F*** Tha Police' by NWA during meeting
'While I admire Dr Dre and Ice Cube, their approach to law and order is a little different to ours,' Mr Farron says

watching sargon rn
even more smarter than those words you said

2,4,1
Power gap
3

1,2,3,4

ah, they are four

it really is a fantastic meal

me at the back

DERE'S MORE TA OIRELAND DAN DIS

Gas le taigs lads XD

it's flattering lad

just think if you personally had one person you affected so much they designate all their time to your existence

id be pretty chuffed

The fuck is wrong with you lad?

lad

I don't have sex very often, but last time I did I asked 'Can I cum?' just before I busted a nut. Thought I was being polite desu, but she just looked at me like I was a weirdo.

me flying the plane into the sea

Not enjoying life.

in uni it most likely does.

i have a few munters on tap, I can imagine the lets say, captains of rugby teams or good looking arab boys in their BMWs have a higher SMV (sexual market value) girl to shag on tap than me.

i see another patrician is amongst our ranks *acknowledges you by raising a brandy glass in your direction*

need sprite and chicken soup rreeee

>that feeling when you piss after wanking

>asking to cum
lad sex is a race to see who can cum first
I havent lost once

1,2,3,4

afraid id never stop drinking if i decided to start haha

*takes your hand*

talk to me, lad x

Stupid cunt.

kek look at this virgin chatting utter bollox

there's nothing patrician about your mam making you a batch of bolognese you nerd

I sometimes get a stinging sensation when I do that

i made it for mammy doe :3

big fan of the Irish desu

yeah it's weird when you do that

but that reminds me of something i tried once on a girl

was going very hard and she was moaning louder and quicker and i told her "You're not allowed to cum until I tell you to." so I put my hand over her mouth and thrusted harder and harder and faster and faster and began counting down from 10 seconds after a while

when I reached 1 and said "cum." her entire body spasmed and she screamed. was very high-tier erotic desu

I don't find things fulfilling bae.

Was just trying to be respectful really, was in the days when I didn't realise 99% of girls just want Chad to dominate them.

thundersnow
lightning strikes
holy smookes

>SMV (sexual market value) girl

is this PUA shit?

UTI mate

I've found god and I'm on my way to the priesthood lads

>brandy
>patrician

lol nope

very, very frighting!

Count of monte Cristo

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I think I'd get self-conscious and worried that she might not cum on 1, which would be a bit awkward.

>ebin depressed nihilistic millennial twitter meme

I will fucking murder you.

HIGHLY doubt this happened

listening to schmoyoho lads
love this stuff haha

Can't say I'm a fan of this

i said brandy glass you illiterate peasant

i did not ONCE mention the contents of said glass

>>ebin [..] meme
You're no better

Just trying to increase my SMV by adding some PPP (pussy pounding points) to my SPF (sexual portfolio file).

doubt it I never have sex

No more patrician than brandy you pleb

teat

>le disagree but offer no alternative man

ya ya whatevs

Harp pint glass is the true patrician choice

>knacker detected