My sister is in Italy right now. She's going to study there for a few months. Is there anything I should tell her?
My sister is in Italy right now. She's going to study there for a few months. Is there anything I should tell her?
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DONTA FORGETTA TO EATA YOURA PASTA SAUCEA WITH EXTRA SPICEY MEATABALLSA AAAAAAYYY
Tell her that her fetuccini is gonna get raviolated.
BOOPITY BOP AAAY
TERRONED
Tell her to prepare her cunt for the never ending wild ride.
remind her that she should SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
she's gonna get the big italian dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner
That's mama luigi to you,mario!
PASTA'D
She's gonna get railed. Tell her to buy condoms.
Tell her not to order the Boipucci Al Pesto
They recently legalised fapping in public so long a child doesn't see.
It is legal to feel a womans ass but if she says no you can't do it a second time.
MAMA? MAMA LUIGI?
tell her to always do her best vito corleone impression whenever she meets new people
they really like it when you do that
shes about to get culturally enriched by the locals and by locals I mean Lybian refugees
she finna get Mustafah'd
> tight white american pussy taking BIG BLACK COCK
Are mobs still the craze in Italy?
Nothing.
Italians are an extremely boring people.
They hate themselves, they're lazy, they're beta (sorry, Italians, courting worked in the 50s, not in 2016), they put pussy on a pedestal.
Your sister will be fucking a guy like me (Moroccan), because unlike Italians we are actually masculine.
Nobody puts meatballs on pasta but Americans.
ill put my meatballs on your wifes face.
t. tyrone
ma quanto so simpatici sti cazzo di americani ahh
contaci...
do Italians really talk with their hands a lot?
a bit not like the stereotypes
ahhaahahhahahhahahahahahaha ma che cazzo stai a dì
yes it's because of their low IQ they have to use gestures to express themselves, like when mongoloids raise their arms to express anger.
Oh and OP italians might let your sister use their moms bull, they'll prep it and all. How can small dicked GABAGOOLS even compare?
low iq kek
they civlizied you barbarians twice
shout the fuck up stupid danish faggot...
damn you are pathetic
yes and they also used lead for plumbing which turned them bat shit insane.
sort of like whats going on in north america where you """people""" are polluting your drinking water and your diets consists mostly of fat and sugar.
have fun prepping your moms bull m80
Wew sure showed me [...]
put your fucking danish biscuit in your ass pls
well meme'd
when here we killed Julius Caesar your people was still naked and hunted marmots...
>when here we killed Julius Caesar
Oh please do tell me more of YOUR deeds, last I checked the italian economy is in tatters your previous prime minister berlusconi ruined everything was was corrupt as fuck.
But that means nothing because
>WE
>WUZ
>ROMANZ
>AND
>SHIET
WOW you are a very mature that insulting the mom...
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
Why go to Italy when New Jersey exists?
yes yes yes berlusconi yes... whe have deebs but we still important in europe and in the world
are you recording?
BRAVOH
RIP
Well you should do because it's better than bolognaise
tell her to have a good time
my grandmother puts meatballs-a in spaghetti sometimes, but they're not spicy
brb getting gangbanged and sending the video to my boyfriend
t. italian girl
mate this is a
blasphemy ahahah
If she is staying with a family, prepare her for wine during breakfast, lunch and dinner. I spent Christmas in Genoa last year and they literally stuffed me with food.
> She's going to """"""""study"""""""""
You know that she is going to fuck with a different stranger every night, don't you?
I know those Erasmus bitches
like you wouldn't do the same
But i'm not a women
>Is there anything I should tell her?
Tell her she is a whore
Only whores do exchange
>Going to study in Italy
When will they learn
Remember
CREAMINI
IN
PANINI
lei mangia la mia banana
EJEIEJIEJIEHUEHEUHEUHEU
Tell her not to murder any of my countrywomen and then get away with it because the Italians are too incompetent to arrest anyone properly
are you serious? Meatballs, ketchup and pasta is a standard dish here.
Not a "fine dining dish", but something you cook easily at home and eat during weekdays.
>ketchup
YOU FUCKING WHAT?
This is why I love Aussie posters desu probably cause I'm 6 beers deep
>lead pipes
ITT: literally ancient memes
Fuck yes. Its like our national dish. Meatballs could be replaced with falukorv though (a sausage from the middle of Sweden), both are common choices.
Pasta, Heinz ketchup and meatballs or sausages - standard dish.
remind her of the wonderful Italian cuisine!
Your sister just woke up.
Go with her to prep the BMC (big med cock)
Don't kill a roommate
Like, I read the entirety of this thread chuckling at bants being exchanged over food and culture yadda yadda.
But school? HAH
If you honestly think americlap """education""" is even remotly comparable to italian one, you're delusional just as much as it takes for your people to believe they've won vietnam.
>this one eternally assblasted legonigger
t. cornuto
ONE
FUCKING
LETTER
What does she study?
t. Abdul ibn-Walid from Pakistan
there's a danish dude in my uni class, he's very autistic, but I dig his SS look.