/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

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FUCK ANIME

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Bitches love Usa

Poop! Haha! Should I eat it?

been months since ive hit wax bud

tokin on a q i just purchased

wish that was me tbqh. I want to be bullied by a cute girl who wishes I was dead

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She's going to start sucking his dick next, right?

>tfw want to shmoke shweed but i dont have a dealer and im too timid to find one

Janny, are you there? We need you

Una vela?

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I haven't bought flower in forever, I've only been doing concentrates and edibles

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pots a surprisingly social thing

look for someone who smokes first and ask if they can hook you up, offer to tip like $5 or so to be polite

after they get it, ask them if they'll ask their dealer for a hookup

same thing applies to most drugs except rare shit

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>tfw you find a site that has all the answers to your specific textbook
>tfw these are the same questions used as a template in exams

you live in a legal state?

im in the south, cheap cost of living and decent wages but hell if its inconvenient to buy pot and it's literally impossibly statewide to buy alcohol on sundays

that said, the prices are dropping all around for green/wax since colorado legalized, it's cheaper than ever

Why is spam allowed on Cred Forums?

good advice. This is exactly what I did

Let me guess, coursehero?

install the flags plugin user

I'm in Arizona, it's only legal medicinally here but it's easy af to get a card

dont call yourself that, youre not processed ham bits

because Janny has forsaken us

Nope.
Didn't have to pay a cent or download anything sketchy.

dubtrips confirm, the shitposters will inherit the Earth

thanks, then for the rare stuff, music festivals have everything from raw opium to weirdass research chemical psychedelics

that said, you'll be dealing with hippies or hipsters and they're both fucking annoying

Janny are you ok?

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>tend to spend most of my time on Cred Forums in cum

what's the point

someone post vapeman

Janny will be on him like flies on honey

>tfw got banned from Cred Forums yesterday for wanting to shove my cock in ass
Someone else take one for the team

>

did it work?

yes

Stacy's mom has got it going on

not yet

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>want to see Aphex Twin this December
>don't think any of my friends are willing to go with me

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Should I lie to the government about random things and see if they figure it out?

do you want to go through the thrilling experience of an Audit?

>low-income area
>next-door neighbours won't shut the fuck up
>paranoid of someone popping off rounds
>living in downtown Ottawa for a quick commute

worst mistake of my life

who excited for snow here?

It can't come soon enough

what does snow look like

I cant remember

>buying .22
>check its pricing online
>guy wants 120 for it used
>gun new is 120
>get it for 50 dollars and 1lb venison
Black boys cant resist meat desu

you can live steam it to /cum/ and set up a chat room

me on the right
looking for a bf to suck my toes
any takers?

>icelandposter called me a son of odin
brb emigrating. nice to post with you buds

>Foot fetish
Novice tier fetish what are you mormon?

>want to go cook supper
>someone is in the kitchen

I probably won't get any

is it Dinah?

I've never seen snow:/

thanks for the memories

Hello there

>want to boil some eggs
>someone is in the water

There are people in my state (AZ) who have never seen snow despite the fact that it snows in the same state 174 miles away.

Welp, I failed that test. Why the hell didn't you wish me luck, /cum/?

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what was it on user?

>australians

WTf I HATE chinese people now

Dont need luck if you actually study, seriously if you know the material a test is just a chore you have to do not some big event. You have no one to blame but yourself

Fap man? Is that you?

Calculus 2.
I know it's mostly my fault, but some of the stuff we legitimately haven't gone over yet. Maybe those were bonus questions or something.

Yes
I'm back

This is a great opportunity to learn from your failure user. You should take time out of your day to do some extra studying so you are always ahead of the class. That way when you actually learn it in class its just a review that locks down what you already know.

Tuesday toilet tears

what was it? Work problems? Water tanks? Multivariable antiderivatives? Fundamental theorem of Calculus?

>Calculus 2.
oh i think you're calc 2 down there is different than ours. ours was all a bunch of shit to do with calc of trig functions iirc, but its been like 7 years since i took it

>you're

>normie

calgaryherald.com/news/ottawa/canadian mint employee accused smuggling 24180k gold rectum/12207330/story.html
hmmmmmm

I thought I would love snow after moving from California to Wyoming but after 2 years its lost all its luster and is just another chore in the morning and an inconvenience when getting to work.

>Nearly blew my tire out on the way back from school
>Go to mechanic's to get it fixed
>See qt 7.0 black grill there
>We spend almost the entire day chatting about gumbo and crawfish
I have mastered the art of small talk

Her name was Lakeisha

>its an "Oscar actually is proud of his son" episode

its called Crawdad

I thought you were a grill

>Tennessee is above California

It's called crawfish, subhuman.

>/cum/
>girls

are there many yuro cars in america?

what are mercedes, BMWs, etc seen as?

the only people who call Crawdads crawfish are the same idiots who call Soda pop

>what are mercedes, BMWs, etc seen as?
unreliable pieces of shit with a huge price tag

Mercedes and Bmw are generally seen as high end

Beetles are really common, and lots of people want those old long 70's VW's

BMW's and Mercedes are for richfags who know little about cars

>Being excited for hell

>after moving from California
Should've just moved to Northern California

It's a crawfish
You uneducated black man

Why would you think such nonsense, of course I'm a grill

>Mercedes
Rich and haughty, car for faggots
>BMW
Rich and haughty, faggots make the car

Both suck ass

It is called pop though
Just like how it's called crawfish

Not true

>it's called pop

America sucks

prove me wrong

protip: you can't

o. are you bi/lesbian?

vocaroo.com/i/s0Z99zQTz4AG

its SODA

why would you call it the second part of the original name

I just ate a plate of Yoshinoya and 2 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds

I feel like shit

Which candidate is going to legalize polygamy?

We need to bring this shit back as fast as humanly possible

fizzy drink and soda are the only acceptable names for a carbonated beverage

Is that user that knows Physical Chemistry still around? Please send help.

That's a hell of a cheat day

damn, have you ever considered becoming a musician?

I used to love this show when I was a kid... Did many Americans watch it? What are your thoughts on corner gas?

>Soda?
>I don't know what you're talking about
>But we got pop bud

bi
also boi

I'm sorry

Lmao just move to Utah broski xddd

never played an accordian before today
no idea what is going on with that thing

I'm bi as well

Possibly related.

thestar.com/news/canada/2016/09/19/saskatchewan-doctors-call-on-province-to-declare-hiv-rates-an-emergency.html

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>I'll take a pop, please
>pop? How about I POP you in the nose for calling Soda pop

My mommy and daddy did :)

Nice

California confirmed for nigger-tier behavior

>Lmao just move to Utah broski xddd

dont think so. Nobody I know has ever heard of it. I think its comfy. The jokes are decent, and the characters are good

Karen best girl

My lips are sealed

I'd smack the teeth out of your mouth for calling it pop you faggot

its not nigger tier behavior to correct someone on being stupid

>Tfw the burgers almost gone and you start eating it slower and slower

Nobody calls it pop you faggot

>pop
Lynch yourself. It's called coke.

Do it though
Lament your life, become one with the Mormon horde

>Aggressive black male attempting amateur dentistry upon discovery of patient drinking too much pop

It's nigger tier behavior to start beating people because you think they're wrong

Well I do, so nyeh!

ree.

Whose asshole did you pull that from? You call that a burger?

>he only gets cheese on his burger

I got 500 dollars/658.99 loonies/9907.98 pesos.
Should I spend it or save it?

>ask for a coke
>they give me a pepsi

You've reached your man levels of cancerposting

I dont THINK you're wrong, I KNOW

So hypothetically, if you drop the soap in prison, can't you just clench your asshole as hard as you can to prevent rape?

>ask for water
>that will be $1.39

Shit
better get a name

I was thinking "True Southerner"

Proofs????

Save it if you have nothing in your savings

waters is still free here

I post as FloridaMan occasionally

It's still fucking hot I hate it.

I want rain more than anything please it's so dry

1. Just take the derivative of the maxwell boltzmann distribution in respect to V and plug the Vmp value you are given into V and show that it collapses to 0. You are given the answer, you just have to show it.

3. just take the derived rate law for a 1/2 order reaction: (d/dt)=k[A]^1/2 and integrate. When you have that substitute [A] for (1/2)[A] and solve for your new t value.

6. I could be wrong but i think you just take your general function for work and substitute in one of your variables to account for presure and volume. For part C the magnitude of work is just the area under the curves you draw

4. just perform whatever operation is listed on your function and show that the result differs from the operator by only a single factor (your eigenvalue). For example for a. just find the 2nd derivative of your function and point out the value that causes your answer to differ from the operator.

>Advertisements for California spamming my inbox
Unacceptable.

Perhaps 'Dorkotan'

I'd be quiet if I were you, if the best thing my state had claim to was fucking coke I'd be pissy too, but there's no reason to humiliate yourself trying to fight against Texas.

Only cheese, mustard, and pickles.

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fuck chemistry to be honest

I lost some weight and I've realized that I'm bigger than I thought I originally was

There is a helicopter flying outside

It's getting annoying

My nigga, my nigga
My nigga, my nigga (My muthafucking niggas!)
My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga)
My nigga, my nigga

>american culture

What is the point of this post?

Canada is full of boogers

Shine a laser pointer at it

I wonder what's up user, last time that happened near me an old person went missing and needed his medicine

Thanks. Im honestly thinking about just dropping the class. My GPA is fine but for whatever reason Pchem is a wall for me.

I would have to wait for the ice cream truck to pass by so that I can buy one

Get on the police radio.

The last time that happened a bunch of kids started fighting at the park nearby and ran for the hills. I got to see the aftermath of them all getting arrested it was great.

Georgia is relevant. Georgia has one of the largest economies in the US and exerts massive influence over the union as well as the whole world. Ever since the mid 20th century we have been an industrial titan and a bastion of American culture. Across the globe you will find Georgian products and retail locations, like Coke and Home Depot, products that you may have heard about from Georgian media, CNN. Does Texas have a news network? Is Texas known for anything besides cowboys and square dancing? I didn't think so. Your state is terrible at everything except badly copying southern culture. Shut your goddamn mouth you counterfeit confederate.

Going to England tomorrow. But scared desu

>humiliate yourself trying to fight against Texas
Judging by the fact that Oklahoma took a bridge from you pansies I'd say it isn't easy making a fool of yourself trying to mess with Tey-haaaws

>tfw no qt British gf

youtube.com/watch?v=Twog7XFOXnM

*Black Culture.

Where did you go, I thought you died

unless you actually think you are going to fail I would just stick with it. Both my Pchems were hands down the hardest classes I ever took by an enormous margin and they actually had the highest drop/fail rate out of any upperlevel class across all programs at my university.

I got banned

So I'm going to try and keep a low profile for a while

Remember when communicating with a Canadian to talk slow enough not to startle and confuse it.

Who wants a soddie pop?

i actualy have friends
and this is a drawing showing how we look when we hang out

>So I'm going to try and keep a low profile for a while
reported

>Celtic + Christian traditions
>Scots are Celts + Christian
>Scots are in Britain
>Therefore it is British
>Not a slurry of tradition, it is thoroughly British
Brilliant.

slander?

me on the right

nice job announcing your report

>666
I honestly didn't care much for the video

I just think she's cute
youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

>soddie

>I'll have a pop please

>I'm sorry we don't serve homosexuals

acknowledged

>nice job announcing your report
>implying i actually reported you

that is a cute loli

we need more heroes like them

It's starting to get a bit chilly.

>soda

Awww :/ that sucks buddy

makes sense

thinking this whole being able to make coffee whenever i want might be a bad thing lads

maybe for you

what do you say in northern minnesota?

Haven't masturbated in 15 days

I get the feeling they're members of FLG. They probably hand out flyers on the weekend for that Shen Yuan performance shit.

how?

and?
what's the goal?

by not touching my peepee inappropriately

I don't know

rip harambe

People who write "[Song Name] - [Band Name]" need to be ruthlessly purged.

well, maybe something will happen.

[Sandstorm] - [Darude]

but you just wrote it user
guess i better slaugher you

t. basic

any corn farmers daughters on here

I doubt it

>taking a piss earlier
>it says "dicks out for harambe" on the wall

We've met before don't be dissapointed

why do american women love canadian men?

why do canadian me love cock?

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why do americans love midget indian mexican women so much?

>me

Why do canadian men love canadian men so much?

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Is it the chicano that gets really mad?

>try to read some more obscure revolutionary era writings than just thomas paine or something like that
>in the act of writing, scribing, and in any other way display words on paper through text; do these men of political offices, holders of chairs, justices, and all other lettered men who are inclined to participate in the great political debate of their day; do indeed in such a manner of writing, as described above, do this in such a laborious way so as to bring about immense repetition and laboriousness upon the read of said texts described; that one is brought to a state or condition of immense rectal ravaging, spanked spincter, and in other words a hurt butt

I'm in love with something I can never have

pick me pick me !!~

Do you find me attractive /cum/?

hmmmmmm

*doesnt pick the brat*

*tells the leaf to khs*

Oh how language transcends the unnecessary over-flowering of conversational writing.

Unironically got one of these going rn, buds.

How about you?

I noticed dickens did this a lot

Alright

Not, I am not gay amigo mio

Do you remember what you got for your 18th birthday, /cum/?

>$1000
>two cases of beer
>a carton of cigarettes

>my middle school english teacher pointed out that dickens did this a lot

we didnt read dickens in Middle school

hell, we didnt really read novels so much as we did textbooks

herpes

Plane tickets to and from germany so long as I didn't go to nyc with friends on spring break.

>3 phone calls
>$50

How "great" are the Great Lakes

americans smell like piss and shit

Canadians smell like syrup and irrelevance

not very

Did you guys hear something?

It kind of sounded like a faggot canadian trying to act tough

>$50
Christ. And I thought $1000 was too little. Kinda wanted a decent car desu.
Why didn't they want you in NYC?

They knew he'd never make it with the big dogs

>Christ. And I thought $1000 was too little
c-can we trade lives?

you get that sick burn from your buddies in middle school? don't step to me, son. I run this piece.

I keep hearing a faggot canadian trying to act tough

It's kind of funny come to think of it

Way outdated "nyc is dangerous" meme.

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Trips and I'll post feet :3

who else here /GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR/
?

*cuck general

watchin Trapped in the Closet atm

Is it possible to find true love?

sounds queer

does it?

This guy is sooo redpilled *sigh*

Donald is daddy

not anymore since brattgelina divorse

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Reminder: nonpolar chains are kind of fatty, so they avoid water like fat people do by wearing shirts.

Ionically charged side chains love the water as they are high energy and quite active.

Intermediate polar groups like the alcoholic ones are cool with anything because they're not sober enough to think straight, so they can be found in or out of water.

oh

True love will find you in the end

niggers

atleast our natives are drunk in the forest instead of the city

You don't want my life dude. My dad might be generous at times but that's the only good thing about him.
Are your parents still living in the 70s?

what the fug
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474241881455.webm

Yep it's like that

They were, yeah.
I was the eldest and perhaps neither had been to nyc, despite both travelling the world fairly extensively.

really yourman? how many names you need?

why is everything so hard to do

Ah. I've met a lot of boomers who still hold that belief, though. My Gen X dad doesn't, thankfully.

How is it going buds

who is this "yourman" fella

Probably some dunce

great

sup coz

Nothing much cuz how it do be?

>tfw you've been eating too much and not going to the gym

Leafs go there and please don't come back

I have a VW that my family got used for a bit less than what my dad's BMW cost. His car is comfortable, smooth, and drives like a dream. My poor little rabbit is so abused by me. You must be kike insulting bmw's and mercedes. I bet you drive a fucking chevy or toyota.

Holy shit a webm that actually has sound for once

im thinkin to live in newark nj lols

why do niggers ruin everything

Hey buds
Let's go and get some dogs

What's cookin good lookin

Go die in an oven you inbred nigger kike. Everything was fine in the midwest until the southerners and new yorkers sent us negros.

IT'S TIME!

Take a chill pill, bill

THESE BITCHES LOVE SOSA

wew

noo don't do that /cum/-chan !!!

WAKE ME UP

but my finger is infected i dont want to put undue stress on it ;______;

Football is for dads

u have a boo boo?

meant to say
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El nigre

cool

>having a full conversation with yourself cause nobody replies to you

this is spam

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop. Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that. My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them. He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y’all niggas ain’t know shit! All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta, Chief Keef ain’t this, Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y’all don’t live with that nigga! Y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet, shootin’ at the police and shit! Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin’ playin’ him like that! Them niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more! You know those niggas role with Lil’ Reese and them!

at least it's raining

Best team in the NFC?

ya i guess kinda

@65159532
>jealous no one wants to talk to (you)

Mmm

#LegalizePolygamy

spam is free speech

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474425610044.webm
waddafug

/gif/ has better ones.

flaming buttholes?

I like a cute girl and don't know what to do

iggles

False.

git swole

ask her out

give me her number

Why do men always go for the cute girls?! Do you only think with your penis?

Ask to fuck her roastie cunt

new

JUST

>the so called janitor

Janitor dindu nuffin wrong

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why do niggers always say "so called"

BUST
A
NUT

'cause those so called white "people" finna be tryin ta change shit up in tha media my nigga. deez crackas always changing the names of shit and making shit up to keep a brotha down. Those so called egyptians was as nubian as my grandmother homie, and these fucking jewass nosforatu lookin niggas be tryin to say egyptians wasnt black nigga

One of these plus a 25oz Hurricane will get you right slammed for well under $5