/brit/

>getting a tattoo
>expecting a job ever
literally some runt lads in the office have them
no one on the top floor (managers and execs) has them
really makes you think

he is really angry

Just got a raise in my salary desu

in his mind this means he wins... somehow

pornostar

i would like some recognition for downloading an image which i have posted, thank you x

devilish
devon or literally who?

Lend us a tenner

wtf i hate the faroe islands now!

your ex left you for a better looking man?

killing is BAD

dumb frogposter

I'm going visit London in February if you want to meet up x

ah yes, youtube

wtf i hate iceland now

don't care you're nothing to me a doll I abuse to extract (You)s fron
Shan't be crediting you for anything

Which one?

What's her name?

that's just what i would recommend
not everyone is an expert swordsman such as myself

>Ground Floor

jon sig

most stuff am not arsed but killing whales is objectively bad for 2 reasons

1. sentient/highly intelligent
2. generally endangered

you can be le big boy hunter all you want but killing endangered animals is retarded as fuck and theres no two ways about it

That's Leigh Darby

t. I watch a lot of porn

soundcloud.com/madukdnb/misun-eli-eli-maduk-remix-1

h u g e t o o n s

...

YANKS OUT FUCK OFF

>65154847
thanks for the (you)

take notice, lads. he's going to fly into a frothing rage

heheh nah man i was just messin around *rubs the back of my neck*

number stations are terrifying

im just a kid
i i i i im just a kid
i m j u s t a k i d

hey moon, it's just you and me tonight, everyone else is asleep.

gib more fighting tips

They're only a bit spooky when someone gets on and talks for the first time in a decade and then it goes back to normal.

Who /absoluteweapon/ here?

1...4....5....*closes video and turns light on*

whys that

start practicing a combat sport
boxing preferably

Mexico why do you post here?

youtube.com/watch?v=GM49MJH3uXk
P A S T
I N S I D E
T H E
P R E S E N T

@65154951

getting tips over the internet wont make you a good fighter, even if the tips are correct.

mottos to live by:

1. there are no winners in a knife fight

Bring it

C O P K I L L E R

shut up cunt i've got enough info to put you six feet under

i've got enough evidence to convict you for that murder

lel I'd fucking destroy you not even joking

Is Mr. Willybottom here?

tattoos are fine, but get them somewhere sensible at the least.

i think they reflect a willingness to make bad decisions for selfish reasons desu

id only get them at a tattoo parlour

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

THIS WEATHER HOTTER THAN AN ALABAMA BARBEQUE

if you snitchin I go loco

howling that someone could be so naive

i'd split your neck with a single punch

Devon ofc

why did you download that picture twice you spong

>ALABAMA BARBEQUE
It's spelt Alberqurque you fucking mong

Guys, on which site can I read news about Russia? not rt. What does Europe think of this shithole?

[TRIGGER WARNING]

Aussies DO NOT open this image

i like to have multiple copies

no.

i didnt, I made copies :0

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-37424871

Europe thinks you're evil vile racist shitlord nazis orchestrating armies of NEETs online to openly challenge sweet innocent globalists.

bbc.com/russian
ru.reuters.com/

Russia be racist homophobes and shit mannn

canadians OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

yes the UK hates russia since ever

>JFs come to /brit/ constantly
>Use our language
>Use our gimmicks
>Try to adopt our culture, interests and slang
>Deny that they are Britboos

Why is it so hard for them to admit that they love us, lads?

why do you hate the gays so much don't you realise what year it is?

you're homophobic racist christians with a weird subservience to a dictator

we get told you're evil basically always but I still like you russia :3

more like, why are we better at making people integrate than our major parties

i love you

Komdu að mér bróðir

the UK first tried to fuck up russia by supporting the white army and trotsky

yeah, it's true and it's just going to be worse.

cuccboi

those who dont integrate get bullied out. really makes you think

>fuck up Russia
>not save it from the Reds

reminder everything is Germany's fault as always.

>1. sentient/highly intelligent
Doesn't stop us for anything else.

>2. generally endangered
A 10 second google would tell you this isn't the case.

you personally are probably alri 2bh
literally just HATE HATE HATE putin and putinistas

kitters haha

/brit/ is just quite a lot better than most threads, and if you are going to me a "part" of something then you have follow the "rules"

after being her a while i've noticed the fact that i've been surrounded by awful yanks this whole time.

i do miss the ball busting gimmick, though

who /chebbingtons/ here

good post

t. a leaf
later the UK and the nazis tried to fuck up russia by giving support to trotskyists and other sort of retards....and failed

me at the back with the union jack

Communism was a Jewish weapon of mass destruction unleashed upon Russia

"come towards me, brother"

icelad hurt my feelings again

HUGE
NOSE

Canadians are British, we have a right to be here.

third time?

how would come at me bro translate

...

not quite

goodnight lads

@65155385
never reply to me again

>canadians are british

Literally untrue

Americans are Krauts which is why they are so seedy and perfidious, always trying to sow dissent
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474337258138.webm

Rosy pics with no face in are patrician

koddu í mig!

closest translation: commat me!

i just cant forget how dogging her face is

>I know more about your country than you do

foreigners know more about mexico than myself

hehehe

She doesn't exist from the neck upwards to me

Any evidence to back up this claim?

really dislike the fact cunts started putting full 5 min songs into webems now#

really dislike it

Stop baiting them we already did this earlier today.

The fat Mexican is still here. I bet he smells of beans.

de donde eres cabron

just drank a coffee
not used to this much caffeine

for a moment i though it was a gondola, but is a fucking dog

want to speak icelandic desu
cba to learn though

I like it for listening to music but you're sort of right
its why I think not having sound webms on every board is a good idea, people would just end up posting entire videos.

The Mexican is fat haha

>tfw saw a shooting star in the middle of london

light pollution is a meme

"koddu" doesn't technically mean anything, it's just a slang for "kom þú" (literal translation: come you)

where is the proofs :DDD--DD-D :D

Canadians really are bewildering creatures, another thread ruined by their inane posts

Truly a notch worse than yanks

Statistically this poster is not white.

Statistically, what he actually saw was a shooting.

i reckon he looks like a soggy greek cheese

can't believe christmas is next week

ah nice
cheers

Is there a site I can read about communism, socialism and all those other political isms in a dumbed down way so that a mong like me can understand them?

>tfw aliens may have truly visited our planet before but it would have been brushed off as a foolish kids story, maybe appearing in the odd top 10 youtube video here and there

quit your bitching, the only thing ruining the thread is your constant whining

The picture he posted hahaha

>used to think canadians were better than yanks because of normie memes

*picks you up by the armpits*
Alright, that's it. You gotta go.
*walks you out*

Statistically 50% of the posters in /brit/ are females

Your gimmicks shit and far from correct you twat

una vela
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472258933184.webm

Simple English Wikipedia

they're not as terrible
the ones on here are arseholes
average canadians are a lot more polite and less abrasive than average yanks

deary me you daft bugger
made me check aswell haha

Is there any way to lower my libido? Last week I didn't feel like masturbating at all and it was really great. Now I'm back to 2 times daily. It really sucks.

>really busy day tomorrow
>ask manager if i can work the early shift to get out of work a little earlier

"i can't authorize that because we have too much work to do."

was asking to work the same number of hours but to just come in 2 hours earlier....... grrr.... fuckin bitch what a bullshit excuse............ -_- i h8 niggers

>its an angry yank tries to stir up trouble so no one talks about him episode.

literally the jews of /brit/

ah. so they are abnormie canadians that have been shunned by their society

>Getting this angry over a simple statistic

Reminder that non-white have shorter tempers than whites. Just something to bear in mind.

terrified of the dark. refuse to go to some parts of the house at night

cant even imagine living in the countryside

/brit/ can't handle the truth

I'm a male so statistically you must be a female

Do one you slag

are you polish

Hahaha I scared away the fat Mexican LOL

pretty sure most ways to lower your libido also adversly affects your mental health

Canadians are stupid.

Probably couldn't even point to wales on a map

tired of canadians trying to be australians

>urbancucks
i patrol building sites in the middle of nowhere in the pitch black, darker than you've ever seen in your (((city))), lit by the moonlight

You ever notice how big Canada is? Fucking hell.

Honestly think I prefer the Yanks to the Canucks on here.

The Canucks are certainly looking like they're going to overtake the Aussies as the most fucking boring, unfunny cunts on /brit/

i am still here

*sits on your lap*

Statistically, they see lots of dark things day to day. Such as when they look in the mirror.

used to go on random 15-20 mile walks from my house

...

used to tell this little runt to go for long walks while i ploughed his mum lmao

The fatties are sitting on each other LOL

Maisie's fucking revolting.

She's the sort of thing that pakis think is a 10/10

did you destroy the ring lad

...

hiring an exterminator should be in our budget after the janny quit

Up in 4 hours to be a wageslave again.

At least I only do three days a week. It's like the best of both worlds being a NEET and a wagie.

umm are you literally me
where are you working tomorrow

...

sure can you dumpass

#2 after russia lad

Ummm I hope not or it means I'm a schizo ;o

I'm working in the office of a distribution centre for a large online retailer.

...

more of a humpback guy myself

favourite whale lads? (no orcas)

Yeah but I've noticed how big Russia is already. Canada is harder to see because it's a weird shape, divided up by bodies of water and it's above the US which is already pretty big.

free willy

maisie

this is how women tell you they like to get choked during sex

I once had a beautiful bromance with a guy I met in the smoking section of a bar (no homo). Along our discussion we have found out that we had the same personality, humour, values, that we liked the same women and were both playboys. We even kinda looked the same. He gave me his facebook and accepted my friend request. But when I invited him to show him the restaurant of my friend (he also works in restauration), he pulled the same type of excuses I give when I don't want to go out. It hurts just the same as when a girl does it (again no homo).

tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/bella-bulldogs-cancelled-no-season-three-nickelodeon/

bit gay

rapist..........

Well good morning. Bit cold out. Irish weather. Sun is out though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit. On my way home from Dublin, sixth time this week. In the Enfield service station now. Go and see if I can get some food. Alright. Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do, just see how it goes. Talk to you again.

Don't reply to it. He's a convicted rapist

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;

fatty......

trouble is the vast majority is unsettled or is just inhabited by a handful of abos. The reason I'm not mad about refugees or immigration is that unlike some european cunts we have almost unlimited habitable space, and with the exception of rich chinese most tend to integrate over time (vietnamese or irish are a good example)

Pic related, every once in a while someone brings up the idea of building some infrastructure to try and settle the boreal areas

sperm whale

only thing known to prey on giant squid

Alan you told us last night you'd fucked off for good.

I am sadly looking at his facebook right now and not a gram of gay in my feeling. That's what makes the beauty and fragility of bromances tbqh.
>Tfw you'll never pull girls with him on motorcycles

...

pirates.....

Keep getting emails off Hillary Clinton

nice, very well written

deep inside you all want to be this weird algerian normoid

I said I'd fuck off if the Australian confirmed that I was not funny. Turns out the guy was a Greek-Lebanese posing as an australian so it's cancelled.

whats in the e-mails?

...

I want to throat fuck her whilst she screams in german

anyone here watch that 2 hour video of the russian guy who got dropped off in paris with no money

wish i was algerian Tbh

she is a kike btw

Recommned me a router, you bastards.

>i'm planning on rigging the elections
>t. hillary clinton

>That map
Nice.

Imagine if Canada had as many people as the US. Could be a superpower.

me

the blue Rexcom SR-7360XXTXSRLRMTSRXXTX model is pretty good

Friend --

For more than a year now, Donald Trump has used his platform on the campaign trail to try to silence and bully anyone who looks or acts differently than him.

So here’s what I’m promising you today: When I step onto the debate stage a week from now, I’m going to use my voice, my platform, and my microphone to speak out on behalf of the Americans he’s trying to put down.

I’m going to stand up for the 11-year-old girl in Nevada, who’s worried that her parents would be deported under a Trump presidency. For the Muslim family in Queens whose young children are terrified of how their family would be treated if Donald Trump becomes their Commander-in-Chief. I’ll speak up for every American who needs someone in their corner -- not someone backing them into one.

I’ve taken part in quite a few debates in my life. But Monday’s is the most important. With so much on the line, I’m ready to give my all.

It’s going to be a historic night, and I’d love for you to be there for it. Will you add your name before tonight’s final deadline for a shot to sit in the audience as I challenge Trump? Time’s running out, the contest ends at midnight:

I hope to see you there!

Hillary

>Could be a superpower.

How's the weather?

When I read Frank McCourt's 'Tis (beautiful book btw), I realized that Ireland is like the Algeria of the british Isles tbqh.

>Rexcom SR-7360XXTXSRLRMTSRXXTX
Why, you little swine!!!!!

Screenshotting this to bait the Micks with hahaha

In that it's a fucking shtihole?

hahaha I am much money guy
I liking the party and the good times with much beatiful ladies

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M SO FUCKING MAD
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT RRAAAAAAA

pirates and their colonies are trying to """invade"" /lat/ hahahaha

Iceland fact:
despite what the misleading scaling in most maps would suggest - Iceland is actually one of the largest countries in the world

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didnt realize the sheikh of azkaban was posting in here tonight

reported for tits

How do u sav gifs on phone?

ahh yes
the (((mercator)))

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37417233

>bbc article on regina spektor
wew

Me in the top left when it goes over 20

rudeboys ITT

whats wrong with mercator

>pirates and their colonies are trying to """invade"" /lat/ hahahaha

me on my way to tescos
i.4cdn.org/gif/1474359543975.webm

kill yourself fucking leaf

FUCKING MENTAL WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

No, in that they had suffered from an oppressive power, poverty, famine, and then had to become a people of mass immigration and received shit in their host countries. However, it allowed them to develop depth, strength and be overall based. I can see it when I meet Irish people too. I can tell that they're not English right away (with all due respect).

its just not as good as the Rexcom SR-7360XXTXSRLRMTSRXXTX

>manual transmission
into the bin it goes

>merges in front of you going 5kph under the speed limit in my minivan without signalling

Hahaha

me the blonde

@65156423
>oppressive

oh the lies you've been told

fuck off

some dumb cunts told me a globe doesnt have an accurate image of landmass sizes

wat a fucking mong

Genuinely going to cum right inside your little mouth, you scandinavian cunt.

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about me. u wouldnt say this shit to me face to face, im jacked. not only that but I wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

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why are there so many leafs and spics in /brit/ lately?

>not being enlightened
>not using the superior map

sure they weren't memeing

>doggles
nice

what respect is due lad

I don't have enough knowledge on the subject to debate you m80 and that would be a shitty debate to start ITT. But it seems to be the consensus.

*deadlifts you*

sounds slike a youtube comment section post

i am actually yeah

Iceland isn't scandinavian
it's actually classified as "sometimes including Iceland and Finnland"

I've always been here
too many Americans now

>Round earth

fascinating

Save them how you would a regular image

more like runt earth LOL

icelad is top actual jf in /brit/

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

up in 4 hours lads
fuck my wife

me on the left

unironically most excited about getting an exotic flag on Cred Forums when I move out of the country

haha

Any of you nigs have a TP-LINK Archer D5?

This post was just a proxy test. Ignore it

i always find that the information presented on the dymaxion is a bit limited when it comes to showing us islands, especially in oceania.

heres the one i invented and also use for my cartography: i call it the "Rexcom SR-7360XXTXSRLRMTSRXXTX" map

or dymaxion 2.0 for short

The Mexican......

Look at those triceps, look at those clothes, look at the restaurant. You bet I would say that your face.

Our Wolfe lads

the Mexican dub of Simpsons is actually pretty good
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472261504620.webm

well tbf all he's competing against is Nassim DeHouche, convicted rapist, and the Mexican who is 31 years old and still a virgin (they're actually both 31 lol)

you look like a 35 year old man

me not in frame

Almost. I am a 32 years old man.

thanks

possibly the two most irritating fucking people on the planet with the most punchable faces to go with them

Is that the Mexican who posts here? Lmfao

What a hideous fucjing paki you are Nassim

sides: obliterated

thats y its a better map..... cuz ur not in it ....

fuck off granddad

I may be wrong and I don't mean to disrespect you, but I think you're just jealous m8

need algeria to post a timestamp lest he somehow, through no action of my own volition, suddenly go out of business

this is the communist who repeatedly calls us Pirates?

CALCULATE PROTEINS protein calculation computing proteins

WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO THE GRANDFATHER
WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO THE GRANDMOTHER.
WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO PARENTS.
WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO THE BEST FRIENDS.
WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO MY GIRL BECAUSE THE ILLNESS WAS MORE SEVERE THAN HER REASON AND THE BODY.
BUT WHEN THERE WAS ALREADY NOBODY TO CALCULATE PROTEINS - THE DEATH HAS COME ALSO TO ME.

BOINC / ROSETTA HOME.

CALCULATE PROTEINS protein calculation computing proteins
protein calculator online

i love these guys

pirate scumbags

ooh look at mr college with his ten dollar words

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hello you nigger

>gif
fuck off

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i find it almost unbelievable that a grown man would be so obsessed with attention

why are pakis like this? Poleaboo, turks and now the Algerian

convinced he's taking /brit/ for a long term ruse cruise t b h

Yeah. He's in his 30s hahahaha

>jealous
>of a third world shitskin

Me too, not gonna lie.

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vatican's main exorcist has died

just put in a job application, been gunning for this position for years

The Mexican too. It's a shitskin thing

business idea:
haunt the vatican

...

the circle ruins it

poleaboos only liek 25 though right?

Why are is /brit/ always so confrontational and/or passive aggressive. Getting kinda tired of it, to tell you the truth. I may permanently move to /fr/ and /mena/.

reported

mate, delete this.

Tim?

the rapist

take the icelandic prick with you too please

his post are contentless posts for the sake of posting. has images of himself and his personal life?

wish i could speak french
teach me algerien

because you are extremely attention seeking
if you want to post here, post normally like the icelandic

instead you come in here and ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

don't feed it

its because of the xenoestrogrens

the jews are trying to turn men into girls to disempower society

I'm not rude to you because you're a paki I'm rude to your because you are genuinely a god-awful poster and all your attention seeking validation bullshit belongs on tumblr

you're a faggot and no one is jealous of you

people are bitter

SUCC willing the paki rapist will leave

He's been here all day. I went to sleep and got back up and he was still here

Fuck that guy, I hate him too. Seriously, thought it would only be like that for the first week or so and then we'd all be mates, but that's not a possibility. Can you confirm that please?

well i was too late

>the MExican poster
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472321307808.webm

Why are so many websites https nowadays?

There's literally nothing of value to secure on these websites

OH FUCK OFF

theres nothing wrong with being a hardcore /brit/poster

anywhere on Cred Forums, attention seeking is abhorred
Nassim DeHouche comes in here and makes up stories about getting laid that no one wants to hear and posts his absolutely dire mug all over the place and the threads instantly turn to shit

hes the new caralad (aka kankre)

I agree with this but people here still are bitter in general

w-who are you

dont like it? go to reddit or facebook

i'm convinced the guy who wants to get rid of me is Poleaboo

i have a job at HTTPS

fuck you bro we work really hard

I really try to bring some original content and real life stories to my posting, also you'd notice that:
1. I don't always talk about me. I was talking about football when the match was on for instance.
2. When people talk about themselves I am always here to listen and provide advice when needed.

This Algayrian is a convicted rapist

iceland is weird

ngl nassim is winning me over
never seen someone derail a thread so fast cos everyone goes doopin' mental when they see the flag

Serious question ... Who the FUCK is pooleboo? And why does he have this autistic as fuck blog poleaboo.wordpress.com did he write all this ??

the algerian lisicki

imagine being so new you don't even know who ribena is let alone craven or delumo

f

i remember that paki posting tl;drs about how his mate was constantly having sex but he himself never attracted any female attention. must have been drunk and spilled the beans

how nu r u

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craven and delumo are both long dead
Masiebro has moved on because he thinks /nu-brit/ is shit, same with Fatcam

very : (

was it fatcam who first started replying to every single post with "paki" and he would do it for threads and threads on end relentlessly.

I'm sure the guy who gets into "no ur the paki, no u, no u" arguments every other day or so is him

asdfg

it is the paki flag that did it initially but then he started to post his ugly mug all over the place accompanied with stories of being some an "international playboy"

Why are there so many foreigners in /brit/ these days? Its 3/4 jf and most of the posts are foreign shitposts.

what would a human body look like when subjected to 1000 atmospheres of pressure?

cracks me up to no end

hahhahaha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Cromie

ufdhosdfhgdfshd

fatcam was fucking mental

remember prior to brexit that site put up for lefties to post their pictures and some little tagline about wanting to remain and someone did a fatcam post there?

had me in stitches

every time i'm in the street
i hear

who wants to join this with me???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Association_of_Exorcists

think about it... could be a laff

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her personality is just as beat as her face.

he already outed himself
i believe it was last week when he filled the thread with teary eyed stories of how women didn't want him

he's just an extremely sexually frustrated man

Tingalayo! Come little donkey, come.
Tingalayo! Come little donkey, come.

My donkey walk, my donkey talk,
My donkey eat with a knife and fork!
My donkey walk, my donkey talk,
My donkey eat with a knife and fork!

Chorus

My donkey eat, my donkey sleep,
My donkey kick with his two hind feet!
My donkey eat, my donkey sleep,
My donkey kick with his two hind feet!

Again with the passive-aggressiveness. Why the quotes, it's my objective hobby, just like some people like videogames or rap.

wesaystay or something
good bants that were

like this

had sex with my gf last night

How long ago did maisiebro leave? I haven't been in a /brit/ thread for ages. Craven era threads were quality, I wonder if his retarded butler ever managed to pull his maid.

Good songs:

Tom Petty - Last Dance With Mary Jane
Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World

can someone explain what pupose those little polyps popping out the ribs serve?

also absolutely no way or reason our feet would evolve to develop that new gait

basically whoever made this projection is full of shit

Literal lies. I cheered for you at the Euro asshole. Good job. I hate Iceland now.

YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK

did danelad post here in 2013? theres a regular danish flag popping up in the archive

wow, that will be me one day when ive gotten my professional license

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organic airbags

the hooves are for easier pedal access

this is the ultimate in Roadman evolution

booohooo

the paki doesn't like us

you clearly don't know the meaning of the term "passive agressive"
"passive aggressive" would be if i was making backhanded comments or layering insults behind several levels of irony

there's nothing passive about what i'm doing i'm just stating the facts

you're an attention whoring paki who needs to doop off back to whatever rasheed general you came from

what a load of shite

>Does it say/cum/ at the top? No? FOY

Still the best general with a margin tbqh

Is pooleboo an act or is that an actual real life person?
If the latter, how does he live with himself?

>If the latter, how does he live with himself?
lol he barely wants to live