Seriously though, what the fuck

Seriously though, what the fuck

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>The "devils" hold whips and oversized castanets as they jump bravely over the unaware infants.
>bravely

>The Church still teaches that it is baptism by water, not a giant leap by an airborne devil, which cleanses the soul of original sin.[7]

where did they get white babies from?

>tfw I've had a shitty life filled with illness and evil spirits all because an old fat bullfighter never jumped over me

>white

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they stole them and then told the mothers they were dead

>>Beginning with the Feast of the Immaculate Conception (December 8), one gives the tió a little bit to "eat" every night and usually covers him with a blanket so that he will not be cold. The story goes that in the days preceding Christmas, children must take good care of the log, keeping it warm and feeding it, so that it will poop presents on Christmas Day.[1]

>>On Christmas Day or, in some households, on Christmas Eve, one puts the tió partly into the fireplace and orders it to defecate. The fire part of this tradition is no longer as widespread as it once was, since many modern homes do not have a fireplace. To make it defecate, one beats the tió with sticks, while singing various songs of Tió de Nadal.

Is Spain the Japan of the west?

Are the Spanish insane?

Traditional Spanish shit log related

that's pretty funny

>brave

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Spain is just what happens when Catholicism fails

If I ever have kids I'm doing this instead of Santa.

>The Church still teaches that it is baptism by water, not a giant leap by an airborne devil, which cleanses the soul of original sin.

>log, log,
>shit nougats,
>the ones that are so good,
>if you don't have more, shit money,
>if you don't have enough, shit us an egg.
>Tió tió,
>shit nougats

>log of Christmas,
>shit nougats,
>pee white wine,
>don't shit herrings,
>they are too salty,
>shit nougats
>they are much better!

>this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=3TFy2FyYGUY

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with us.

t. a spaniard working in the US

This is backwards as fuck

>spain
>"""european"""

Old traditions, something americans can't obviously have.
Now go back sipping your artificially flavored synthetic coffee.

t. romani in italia.
This shit is just pagan and gypsy shit

>literally defends leaping over babies and tossing chickens off roofs like ISIS with gays
not surprising coming from the cover up capital of the world desu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

>A Caganer is a figurine depicted in the act of defecation appearing in nativity scenes in Catalonia and neighbouring areas with Catalan culture

>The name "El Caganer” literally means "the crapper" or "the shitter". Traditionally, the figurine is depicted as a peasant, wearing the traditional Catalan red cap (the barretina) and with his trousers down, showing a bare backside, and defecating.

>The Caganer, by creating faeces, is fertilizing the Earth. According to the ethnographer Joan Amades, it was a "customary figure in nativity scenes [pessebres] in the 19th century, because people believed that this deposit [symbolically] fertilized the ground of the nativity scenes, which became fertile and ensured the nativity scene for the following year, and with it, the health of body and peace of mind required to make the nativity scene, with the joy and happiness brought by Christmas near the hearth.

>"The caganer is a hidden figure and yet is always sought out like the lost link between transcendence and contingency. Without the caganer, there would be no nativity scene but rather a liturgy, and there would be no real country but just the false landscape of a model."

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each pair has a bastard
he jumps over 2 bastards at once

I see nothing wrong with that.