/brit/

fuck that she lives in oz

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me on the left

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/brit/ peaked during the Election and Scottish referendum, then peaked again around Brexit

delete this

15th for piccalilli

jalaar

>heavy cloud outside
>quite gray and grim
>feels bright as fuck and have to squint

what is this meme?

always hear australians say my country is a shithole so i decided to have a look around on google maps

i'd say the poor/rural parts of both our countries are very similar and that australians are full of shit

>tfw you are the sole reason for the European migration crisis

kot

genuinely get a healthy chortle out of Far Side

australia is almost identical to the US, lad

pickle spread?

it's because you have been inside all day

I think it's more the quality of the people 2bqh

america is a shithole

are you bashar al-assad?

the US is shit too

>gray
FOY

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474400686387.webm

murica and australia are both shitholes.

i prefer brazil, probably the best country in the world.

R8 my motorcycle /brit/

beware = be ware

mind blown
there are so many examples of these in English yet you never think of them as two split words, they just merge and become their own unique word

Nah that's this stuff m8, piccalilli is different lad.

colombia>brasil

brazil is 3rd best south american country

hahahahaha

>probably the best country in the world.
yeah nah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah

Like coincidence?

woah

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472321602837.webm

>the Simpsons has been bad for longer than its been good

lads
i know it might seem like ive been here all day the past few days, but in reality i've been having sex with supermodels, snorting cocain off the hood of my lamborghini and shooting fireworks from a helicopter

hung out with my drug dealer mate tonight

what a grim existence he lives

...

I knocked up a Brazilian girl

thats more of a scooter tbqh

I'm quite good at Rainbow 6. Think I should put that on my CV when I apply for the SAS?

be come

I really think "Bojack Horseman" will be the extinction event of the adult cartoon genre, like The Sopranos was for the maffia genre.

what did you guys do?

I hope you're all ready for my patented steamed hams!

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472322043014.webm

went it a few bars, sold a few drugs

talked to lots of girls

was alright

Always just saw it as a kids show

They show old 90s episodes on TV here every day, recently watched it and they were showing a newer episode. was absolute shite. (((they))) have clearly taken over

Yeah the word eluded me

nigger in the US really believe they were kings n shit in egypt, and olmecs in mexico

>what a grim existence he lives
how so?

its sort of merged with children's cartoons now to the point there is no distinction (but really now you just have adults watching kids shows with sex jokes)

I know right

every young uni rant he passes he forces himself to say in a charismatic voice 'i take it you guys are trying to buy some hash right now yeah'

walking the streets stopping people endlessly and constantly in fear of PIGS searching him

v. grim existence imo

who fucking cares

> comparing bojack redditman to The Sopranos

smfh

alri

love a nice round arse lads

hahahah even the brazilian monkey knows

*runt

(not rant)

so manlets, when they say for example in boxing, where they give the statistics and say 6'2.

how do u feel?

>hood

Fuck right off you bell-end, its a bonnet.

youtube.com/watch?v=QjAy4InYato
Hmm...

Yes that's where Bojack is truly a daring series. They are unapologetically and exclusively targeting at adults and don't try to appeal to younger people like the simpsons obviously, but also south park and family guy.

so he just asks random people if they want to buy hash? that sounds pretty atypical iabh

>hood

FOY

alex jones is paid opposition LMAO

jesus crust

he sounds like a shit dealer haha

let us know when he gets robbed yeah?

cheers x

it's not easy

COLumbine women > Brazilian {{{she-monkeys}}}

what?
Why would I *feel* about some random boxers height.

What are you on about

a·typ·i·cal
Not representative of a type, group, or class.

i'm too stupid to understand the context here :<

it's just very repetitive and he's filled with constant paranoia, it looks very dull work to me

wouldn't mind her firing an arrow right down my japs eye

/brit/ is fucking awful. Why do people still post here?

I'm hard

Dubs will decide what I should fap to

and then he is still posting here anyway

or wat about when you're watching blacked and the man's height is like 6'4?

how do u feel?

i just wonder how much manlets care about height?

not to be a dick or anything, like I feel extremely bitter when I pass a man better looking than me. I wonder if it's the same for manlets.

all the drug dealers i've known have operated through word of mouth and i assumed thats how they all worked

asking random people seems highly unorthodox

bet he makes a killing though

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227383/Pictured-inhumane-autism-cage-young-boy-kept-Canberra-school-outraged-parents-demanded-taken-principal-banned-teaching-children-again.html

she looks so soft

me

I'm 6'3 :)

you realize that being taller in a fight is a disadvantage right?

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474419563378.webm

nice one lad

might be

you sound incredibly insecure

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fairly certain this is illegal content

I don't watch blacked
I'm 5'11 so actually don't consider myself a manlet but In my personal life the people I've known to be most concenerened about height are "tall but nothing special" people around your height who totally obsess over it. Like a mate of mine is about 6'3 and always talks about how he is too tall to do things and always looks up the height of celebrities when listening to music or watching a film.

I genuinely don't give a fuck about height and don't think about it unless I'm on Cred Forums where its constantly brought up. I'm positively not insecure about being 5'11 if thats what you are asking. I'm not trying to be a dick either but I legitimately believe you have some serious insecurity issues. thats why you attach your personality to your height so much as some intrinsic dominance that no one can take away from you

That's why there's so many midget UFC champions right?

in my nursery school, kids who were crying would be placed on a chair in the middle of the room and the other kids were told to mockingly imitate your crying until you stopped

honestly am lad.

no need for it either, I've been told I'm good looking before. I just don't understand why...

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>He doesn't know that I am one of the most respected contributors to r/thesopranos

Is pooleboo an act or is that an actual real life person?
If the latter, how does he live with himself?

depends on alot of factors wheather its good or not

who ran that place, Hitler?

the first debate is this weekend

hillary's IT guy(the guy who wiped her emails) is standing before Congress thursday to testify for his crimes

hillary has cleared her schedule and "gone into hiding." the rumor is her "pneumonia" is back(which is actually parkinson's)

i'm betting she skips the debates

Shit poll desu lad

council decided to put the brightest light in the universe outside my house

looks like daytime at night now

hot as fuck in here
sweating like thailad in a nursery

I think she's really like that. As for how she lives with herself, she talks about committing suicide a lot so I imagine she's not doing too well in that regard.

what's wrong with it?

give me some tips to improve for next time

here our kike intellectuals are now saying that if trump wins, ur economy will collapse

> (which is actually parkinson's)

no, she has been poisoned.

washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/12/the-man-who-discovered-cte-thinks-hillary-clinton-may-have-been-poisoned/

watching some world series of poker $1,000,000 buy-in hands. how do these people do it? sit there and play cards for absolutely immense sums of money? i'd be shitting myself

Top, thanks lad

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>Quebec Simpsons dub
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472454261023.webm
>France Simpsons dub
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472432902180.webm

why are the French such sissies?

you just play the game, the amount of money is all relative so you just switch off and play

people playing at that level are all multi millionaires and so good at poker that even if thye went broke they would make back good money soon enough

eating my first pot noodle

Never end up doing anything right may as well kill myself tbqh

> she

Like any elite sports player. It's their job. I'd be shitting myself if I played in the premier league too, where every goal is estimated to be worth 900k pounds.

pretty sure it's poleaboo who wrote that post

>never end up doing anything right

Not true, I really enjoyed reading that post. Cheers for posting, I appreciate it.

my sister just made me one of these guys. that one looks fookin delicious tho

That Ned is really off.

got a butter pie in the oven lads

ur sister is sexy

why does quebec have its own dub? every english country just watches the american one.. are french and quebec french that different?

Homer sounds african in the Quebec version tbqh

feels like bulgaria again, lads

sweaty, little brow men gawking at my sister

desu the French homer sounds closer to the English one but the Quebec homer has a better character.

just got back from the gym lads, morning session

feels good

Quebec Homer sounds too manly, French Homer doesn't sound manly enough.

because Quebec hates France and speaks a different dialect so it needs its own

but it's 02:34?

I like manly homer because its funnier when he gets into his shenanigans

Business idea: turn in all Quebecers who post in English to the language police

let squid's day off

beeegin

business idea: reply to threads on page 8,9,10 to bump back to first page for cheeky giggles

Je te jure! Je n’ai rien fait!

well i SAID morning

Post your flats, lads

easily the smartest joke in the show
mindlets beware
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472433144414.webm

I see about a billion French a day since they have a community near my area

youtube.com/watch?v=RMElvPDza9Q

it's not morning until ive been to bed, slept for 4 hours and awoken again

Icelad do you ever sleep? No matter what time I've come on /brit/ the past few days you've been here .

just realised only like 30% of my posts get (You)'s

why do I bother coming here

mum tier decorating

r8 mine

Never mind then hahaha

(You)

thats not bad at all mate

> until you've been in bed

UMMM
exCUSE me, the world doesn't revolve around you

eating the pot noodles now. tastes like plastic

packet noodles are far superior

@65158071

trolled hard

Really need Scottish independence

Awesome/10
Are all of these animals you can kill in Canada?

Tabarnak!!

Going to Oman this summer lads

> was going to shower
> room mate goes to shower before me
> oh well i'll wait until he's done
> he finishes and i sit around for a few minutes before heading off to shower
> other room mate goes to shower

FUCKING GET OUT

eating packet noodles
these backed ones that come with a small oil packet along with the flavoring

top tier

also post your favorite Ramen flavour

very good on noodles imo

most of them are but its not really my room

>6 votes for president McCain
that part was good desu
but most of it is just like watching parents try to re-animate the corpse of their child because they can't deal with their loss
youtube.com/watch?v=tLSy8Tl2bjs

beef

had it tonight and last night

Worked in Bahrein, which is very similar. Prepare to date a lot of fillipinas (not complaining personally, mind you).

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piss in their ribena

What can you guys tell me about Queen Victoria?

ain't gonna lie i had a cheeky giggle at Bill

>had it tonight
not correct

it's 'this night' not 'tonight'. tonight infers it has not happened yet

shrimp flavour
whole house smells like a bait shop afterwards

i.imgur.com/zusn4ha.gifv

bait out the biggest wasteman you know

master race comics

*Shoves your head down the bog and gives it a flush*

Fuck off dweeb, talk to me again and you'll be getting a monster wedgie

I miss when the Simpsons were funny..

gf just sent me this

off to shower lads don't stop being beautiful x

same, it's a shame only 2% of it is remotely subtle now

no hot water left lol tosser

*gets in before you*

Christ the French are so vile
and they laugh at Quebec for having a language that isn't ear poison
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473175121306.webm

only true 90s kids will get this

why is the leaf so obsessed with the simpsons?

whoa

DENTAL PLAN

youtube.com/watch?v=QSkvyG3H_KM

your gf looks a lot like mine haha

kill yourself fucking scumbag!!!!

*throws all your socks out the window*

LISA NEEDS BRACES

>1999
>90's kid

They didn't even experience any of it though.

MUTUELLE DENTAIRE

if the Mexicans posting style isn't post-ironic then I have no idea how he found Cred Forums

was born in 1990, can safely say I am an actual 90s kid but not by much

Mutuelle dentaire

hahaha my generationz was better than yours XD

that's the joke you dumb fucking leaf

reminder people born in 1999 will be able to post here in 4 months time

that's the joke you dingbat

ohh no

Not a very good joke, fatsos.

time for some wednesday morning worldies lads

very advanced indeed
i think i'm starting to see patterns hinting at a truth way beyond our understanding. i need to study it more, but we must have more funding

...

did you get the point of that pic at all
did you drop out of school at a very young age

If it wasn't for nationalism (racism) we could be colonising the moon by now and we would all have a gf

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truly horrific thought
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BACK, you HUNGRY HAND! BACK!! HELP!!!

>there is a 36 year old man posting on /brit/ at this very moment

This is a nice wall. I am off to bed. Good night /brit/.

Is it you?

not anymore >65158384

>this will be you in 15 years

did you take this photo? I saved this picture last year, was it from you

> stiff nips won't fuck off

GO AWAY I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE

hahhaha the leafs are striking each other

There is literally nothing at all sexy about dancing

Haha really? Yes I did. It's in Al Sharjah, near Dubai.

wish i could time travel to medieval times and create a version of chuck e cheese back then. itd blow all of their minds

it's part of his rape dungeon

this reminds me

a girl wanted to send me videos of her dancing once.

this literally means she wants to give me wanking material and knows it, r-right?

I'm gonna go to England and steal your potential qt English gf

Where's the Yoga 710 lad

wait,

males can get stiff nipples?

>wanting an English GF

is it part of a museum or something?

Don't worry about it

She's already mine

I have an E540
lenovo is shite, avoid them and get something American

if she wanted to send you wank material she'd send you a pic of her chebs you freak

no girl would think that you'd beat your meat to her jumping around fully clothed you autistic runt

thats still pre-9/11 so i dont feel that old just yet

but 2 more years... buah.....

No it's an actual "heritage" neighborhood where people actually live (there's even a cheap hostel there). But there is a museum nearby heartofsharjah.ae/bait-al-naboodah-museum.html

Yeah but there would be loads of pakis and chinks there too so it wouldn't be worth the hassle m8.

>find active thread in catalog
>you post in it
>everyone stops posting and the thread eventually dies

every fucking time

FUCK

this takes me back

now i'm missing being a kid FUCK SAKE

social experiment: secretly get drunk one day and see if anybody notices

I never liked being a kid
I like being a young adult much better

she didn't want to send chebs because could be linked to her? i was like ok? no face then? still no.

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i've unironically browsed Cred Forums starting with Cred Forums since i was 12

im 20 now

>my runescape is now called old runescape

wew

Im still posting m8, I'm supposed to be working though so I keep having to stop.

There's a lad who actually had one here. I want to hear anything else he has to say. Been looking around and while I'm not keen on Lenovo myself, their device sort of seems the best option.

I wouldn't buy it through Lenovo direct, probably from John Lewis desu, 2 year guarantee included free and their CS is generally pretty good.

I think I started at around 13, also on Cred Forums

No idea how I found it though

meant Cred Forums threads in general

they seem to die whenever I post in them

i also started on Cred Forums hahaha

I found out about Cred Forums because I used to play habbo and was in a lobby when one of the pool's closed raids happened. Back before Cred Forums was even racist lmao

I was 14 I think
now I'm 22

>Back before Cred Forums was even racist lmao
swastikas and shouting nigger is very unracist

if it wasnt for Cred Forums I'd unironically be wearing a fedora and be an annoying atheist mug who wears minecraft hoodies and shit

started when i was 13
linked to Cred Forums by a ray william johnson video

kill yourself fucking scumbag!!!!

bloody hell

thankyou icelad for posting this channel

youtube.com/watch?v=C5C-g2aZDTg

The initial habbo raids were to counter racism within habbo hotel, the shouting nig and forming swastikas was for shock value, never anything serious. Newfags thought that the board culture was actually inherently racist and as a result we have Cred Forums

when i was 13 Cred Forums didn't exist yet

pirate scumbag

>go to bed early because tired
>get up at 3 instead
>now I will have to go to bed early again
ah yes

Amazing.
He's copying it's behaviour
*scribbles in notepad*

Cred Forums basically did everything for shits and giggles. Cred Forums thinks they're the same but there's a fundamental difference in that they're trying to push an agenda with all their shit and are probably a bit more obnoxious

painful spot has appeared on the back of my head within minutes

think I may have been bitten

multitasking my Teaching English to Foreigners coarse and shitposting on /brit/

>probably
Cred Forums at least can tell you're baiting some of the time

just bit some runt in the back of the head, lads

i think he just started to notice

everything was for the lulz, nobody actually give a shit about anything

aussies are the only people that really carry the torch of the original oldfags with their unbridled shitposting and mockery of anything remotely serious

no it was racist but they had no agenda to push and it was just for fun.

pirate scumbag

>coarse

same but 2 years after you started

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He never said he was teaching the course you bellend

actually its a course to get a certification in order to teach wogs

Is it possible to find true love in Britain?

this
i cant lurk a single thread without seeing someone spin something to a muh ebil refugees narrative or why i need to vote for trump

mum bought me an overpriced shitty android tablet 2 years ago and i literally used it like under 5 times

currently using it as a mouse pad because of the leather case it came from

anyone else used to play this game?

I only played runescape my man

youtube.com/watch?v=FMNAcMNedOc

yes lad, adventure quest was my shit back in the day

They're releasing a 3D mmo version of adventure quest soon. Open beta starts next month I think

you can find true lover anywhere in the world

ooh yah
shake it madam
capital knockers

bit surreal

youtube.com/watch?v=txQ6t4yPIM0

thanks bud

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I feel sorry for the people who spent their teenage years on Cred Forums and computers

My teenage years were fucking amazing I was on the football team and had a wide social circle and partied all the time and had a few really fit gfs
I didn't use the Internet at all
I never played video games beyond guitar hero while drunk at parties or maybe some gears of war or madden while getting high at a friends house

Beginning after my 2nd year of uni my life went downhill into an utter abyss though haha but at least I have the good ol' days to reminisce about

runts here don't remember DOS or anything before windows 95

sounds like shit
your teenage years that is
piss off normie twat

football is for fags

EMM GUYS MY ADOLSENCE WAS BETTER THAN YOURS XDD

I was on the rugby team, smoked lots of weed, and still browsed Cred Forums
>never played video games
lol loser
I was playing Daggerfall when I was 8 or so

why do girls find stories as shit as this funny?

so funny that they screenshot them

unreal

youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0

how did ROTW find this?
is he a /brit/?

we know he browses Cred Forums

I played rugby, went out nearly every weekend and did all of that while shitposting. tbf tho I only really posted on /fit/

anyone here a cryptologist?

he played rugby hahaha

yes

girls arent funny, that's why

I don't get it haha

ALAN DAVIES?

MORE LIKE

ALAN KEK

AHAHAHA

I had an N64 when I was a kid of course and got a GameCube for Christmas '01 (or whenever it came out) and had a 360 but playing video games was never a big part of my life especially given that a large percentage of Cred Forums users play video games all the time

I'm not a normie anymore, far from it actually
Definitely was years ago though

hey bb u want sum fuk

i was always relatively popular until i moved schools half way through 10th grade

then i became a loser with no friends but people from my old school still regularly interacted with me on facebook

that's when i found Cred Forums

then in uni i became a normie

guys corbyin is a fucking putin agent!

muh vagina

been spitting out these fat blobs of brown phlegm from the back of my throat recently

just to let you know

youtube.com/watch?v=5WgUktfdDy4

is he full Cred Forumstard?

white supremacy and all?

if it was not for sex how usefull they would be?

huh

That's a bit different

Seems like many Cred Forums posters are the type who practically live in front of a computer screen and their teenage years sucked cause they were unathletic nerd losers who were watching porn and browsing ebaums world while everyone else was out getting drunk and high and having a good time

apparently he's a regular on /brit/. he posted here once but nobody can confirm obviously

Love red dwarf 2bqh

guess so. he could be among us this very moment

I can imagine him typing this post with a smug satisfied smirk on his face.

Their goal is not to propose quality content but simply to vibe. When they grow older, they hopefully learn to filter what they say for quality because people stop giving them a pass based on looks. As men, we typically have the opposite problem. We filter ourselves too much and don't learn how to properly vibe (with everyone, not only our close mates) until our late twenties and thirties.

how tall are you algeria

175cm

>vibe
what's that? like a less autistic version of >tfw?

Thought you fucked off Alan

algeria? more like algebrah!

sleep deprived for my entire teenage years. still sleep deprived now

pretty sure that hasn't done me any good

Sorry couldn't sleep

I hate math.

>Everybody has got a cousin that isn't actually related to you, its just that your mother and their mother have been friends since you were children.

got an incredible post lined up for the next thread

My mom just caught me vaping and she knew I was before, and I lied to her face and she said she will be telling dad tbe next morning and I'm dreading going to sleep. I will cry myself to sleep.

are you scottish

>vaping

Stopped reading there

Really good article on vibing. Changed my life back then not gonna lie bristollair.com/2008/outer-game/pua-skills/social-vibing/

>Owen v Corbyn

Corbyn will obviously win by about 80%. what's the point of holding the contest in the first place?

>internet connection in my room is terrible

ill hold you and stroke your hair while you sleep and whisper sweet nothings into your ear

>mum
>caught
>me

move out dummy lol
I'm moving to the opposite side of the planet

bit mental when you think about it

@65159109
>pua-skills
shan't even begin to entertain the notion

>periods

>vibing

Stopped reading there

the blairites are desperate

maybe so they can say "we tried xd"

bit concerned with some of the misogyny itt desu

woah

Was obviously expecting the bantz but I am ready to take it, if it can help out one semi-autistic user

ah yes, thank you

True love will find you in the end

>it's a "the tories win for the next 6 general elections" episode

ah yes

Nah m8, I'm from suffolk.

>A Faster Internet: Terabit Networking Was Just Successfully Tested
>Quantum teleportation becomes a reality; photon teleported six kilometres

Things that you used to hate but now like:

Racing games
Dr Pepper
Black Licorice

gosh, me too

(i'm a girl btw)

thank god ha ha

somebody make a new thread pls

no

>they become more conservative now confident in their grip on power

is it true you'll end up needing glasses if you use screens too much

iceLASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there's not only one icel*ndic poster? Do they consider themselves brit? Redpill me on icel*and. Also post feet pls.

ok

maybe
Do your eyes get tired?

>they become more neoconservative now confident in their grip on power
corrected that for you

only if you strain your eyes to see

so it helps to have good lighting in your room and have dark text on light backgrounds, but at the same time keep the colours "warm"

Dunno lad but Corbyn and momentum are gonna purge all the centrists and make labour unelectable commies. It's gonna be glorious.

Corbyn is not a communist.