This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
Why is a Canadian national flag called " Facking leaf "?
Jayden Morgan
Today it is not raining, it is nice
James Jackson
>tfw have no jap gf
Jacob Garcia
>jap
Charles James
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John Lopez
I feel you, I have mega massive hands and it's literally impossible to hold chopsticks properly. I always say things like ''sushi are meant to be eaten with your hands'' to my friends because I'm embarrassed or holding chopsticks in front of them.
because there's a facking leaf on it
Jack Howard
Did a Korean earthquake calm down?
Jaxon Wood
>tfw i will never marry a jap girl because i'm a gook
It's not that hard. It's like learning to tie a tie. Seems really hard at first but then very easy in retrospect.
Step 1: Place the first chopstick snug into the groove between your thumb and index finger. Brace this chopstick into place with the tip of your thumb and tip of your ring finger.
Step 2: Hold the remaining chopstick with the tips of your thumb, middle and index finger. Wiggle the index and middle finger to move the top stick up and down.
The most important things are keeping the bottom stick braced and unmoving, snug in the groove of your thumb toward the fat end and tip of your ring finger toward the skinny end. Only the top stick has to move.
At least that's how I hold them.
Gabriel Butler
知らなかった
Adam Cooper
Sorry step 1 should read "Place the first chopstick snug into the groove between your thumb and your RING finger.
My bad.
Benjamin Jones
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Joseph Flores
Good morning
Ethan Thompson
Is it raining?
Leo Perry
You really don't have a life do you?
Christian Fisher
hi thai
Matthew Davis
why is it allowed? explain me. i don't like plastic surgery but i think she need it
Jose Parker
Is she japanese?
Asher Lee
jap pls, I work up at 9:00, studied and worked out.
Now it's 12:20
>mfw I've accomplished more in 3 hours than most japs do in one day
KEK
fuck off jap
Jordan Fisher
yes Ano>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other shits
Jacob Cruz
You are so lucky, you get tsundere thai
Adrian Williams
When are you coming to Japan, Thai? And what visa are you coming on?
I heard way back when that you could get an investor visa if you invested $50,000 in to a jap company, but I can't find any info on it so it was probably bullshit.
I was gonna go down the self-sponsored work visa route, but it sounds like too much hassle.
Being a brit I can get a working holiday, so depending on how much hassle it is either that or student visa.
It's not gonna be this year or next, so you'll have to be patient
Sebastian Anderson
more like virginwave
Brandon Perez
Thoughts on yodeling?
Bentley Cooper
recolonization when? I have a fetish of being bullied by kawaii jap girl like her
Kayden Jones
韓国語を聞くとグロンギ語を思い出す
Kayden Cox
strange fetish...
Carter Ortiz
how do i marry her? can i? is she a virgin? say yes japan-kun i feel like i can't live without her
Jason Johnson
>investor visa Pretty sure the "just invest in a company" thing isn't a legit path. Investor visa is mainly for people looking to start their own enterprise in Japan. Don't quote me on it but I'm pretty sure.
>self-sponsored It's kind of misnomer anyway because of all the contracts and shit you have to show to prove your activities will be legit and sustainable. It's like those places are sponsoring it.
>working holiday visa or student visa Lel, what are you a 23 year old white girl trying to find herself?
Why come to Japan when you don't like Japan?
Or are you really just that tsundere?
Robert Lopez
Why do Koreans get plastic surgery to look Japanese?
Xavier Nguyen
because Korean are inferior to Japanese user
Josiah Taylor
Why don you marry korean girl? Little different from jap girl,don't you think?
Robert Cook
>Why come to Japan when you don't like Japan?
Is that to say you are... unaware... of my plan?
Jason Turner
なんかデジャv・・・うっ、頭が
Kayden Long
Yeah, I'm aware but I'm pretty sure you're just tsundere, desu m8.
Christian Morris
bitch I know what 間違い means but I have no working knowledge of japanese apparently Now that I decided I no longer like anime, where do I get exposure points? I'd watch some owarai if I knew what the hell was going on.
Also is there a certain cultural taboo against stealing media online on the islands? The only sources I can find are hosted in western countries or lairs of the depraved.
Adam Reyes
>against stealing media online Is this our culture??
Ian Jackson
nah senpai, korean women are literally shit tier they have good looking but are picky in all way and i prefer kawaii than sexy
Brody Wright
Watch Japanese TV. It's awful, but they always put everything everyone says all over the screen and speak pretty clearly and enunciate.
Owen Williams
>still waiting for the usuals to complain about all this kanna posting lately
hypocrites
Wyatt Hernandez
jap girl also..
Joseph Wood
Ossan pls
Bentley Williams
Well the first torrent site alexa lists is a swedish picture show tracker. Is it because japs don't steal or because otaku steal a lot?
Alexander Parker
KEK I assure you my interaction with japs will be minimal.
If you can't destroy it from the outside, destroy it from the inside.
Isaac Allen
I did that before. I ended up tuning into a morning variety show in the middle of the evening and they wouldn't shut up about ame.
Angel Long
>destroy it from the inside >inside
I see what you did there m8erino
Juan Torres
Don't hide it Takamoto, your women are top notch, we all knew it
Michael Evans
Why did your country stop being called Siam, anyway?
William Ward
can someone pls tell me what this means? please help
Jose Green
What's with all the finger pointing?
Nicholas Moore
it says you can't play this application now because you are gay
Her mouth is fucking gross. What the hell is wrong with it?
Leo Butler
Of yeah that's right I don't actually know that much Japanese. 食事って何?もうご飯を食べちゃった
Mason Taylor
I literally just found out about Rena Nonen recently
She's so qt it hurts
Xavier Garcia
I just assume average Japanese males are ugly in comparison to women. So, average looking males from any country have a better chance with Japanese women.
Jace Foster
食事 is "meal."
I just said "Japanese TV is just eating a bunch of sparkly food and overreacting to it."
"Also, the men wear really tacky clothes."
But I mean, my Japanese isn't great so...
Brody Hill
We just talked about her last night, how much did you find out. Her existence, or her ordeal?
Connor Morales
Japanese women are just like japanese men, they are very lonely but don't have either the time or the motivation to find someone. They pay for men to pretend to be interested in them.
Jace Rodriguez
At least you can formulate sentences. So is there like an app? I like shitposting from the living room with this Android smartphone; I could put my time to better use.
Eli Gray
why korean women doesn't get twintail? how can korean women even compete?
Thomas Evans
>korean woman
Colton Richardson
I don't really know about apps. When I was starting out I just used Genki and Japanese the Manga Way.
>Average Japanese women go to host bars
Meme status. A very large percentage of women who go to host bars are sex workers.
Aaron Cook
how can we fix korea nippon-sama? TASUKETE KUDASAI
Luke Anderson
There are three cute koreans in my calc 3 class. Koreans are just slightly more shitty japs, but mostly just the same.
Joshua Martinez
Hitting it from the back while pulling her "twin tails" is pretty money, not going to lie, senpai.
Brody Powell
Both I read that she was kind of socially inept, which is amazing to say the least, considering her line of work.
Matthew Walker
>notice me thai-pai: the post
Dominic Hernandez
I always talk about dirty shit. I don't care about Thai.
Aiden Torres
But she just wanted to show gratitude for that canned coffee you apparently bought her. To mess with the twintails you'd have to has bought a back brace for her father.
Oliver Scott
how did your feud start
seemed to come out of nowhere
Connor Gomez
We actually don't have a feud I don't think? I like playing along with him sometimes to see what he says.
Ayden Ward
Yo hold up why Is there anything else?
PLEASE tell me more
Christian Nelson
You had a coolest teacher who was a terrorist with crossbow. 左と右のギャップがヒデー (糞だけに)詰まらねえネタで自演するなよ 間違った時にはnice boatのようなすばらしい写真が用意されている
Mason Morris
your heart
Lucas Morgan
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING WITH NONEN?
Xavier Johnson
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Thomas Clark
DELETE THIS
Lincoln Morgan
Wouldn't it be hotter if they wore more traditional heavy metal fashion?
Jaxson Davis
Like what?
Josiah Ramirez
Like leather pants and shirts without sleeves. Or corsets.
Evan Foster
UH WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS PLEASE WHAT IS THIS
Joshua Thompson
Do normal people care about random people posing in photographs?
Carson Diaz
引退した?
Levi Parker
PLEASE RESPOND WHAT DOES THIS PICTURE SAY
Thomas Thomas
あははあははあははははは
Samuel Walker
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Easton Thompson
JAPAN PLEASE WHAT DOES IT SAY
Caleb Torres
Ew sounds terrible, although I think Su wore a corset in headbanger but she was still covered and they did this weird shit before, probably an ad for a clothing company.
They are supposed to be kawaii.
Ayden Mitchell
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James Bennett
おはようございます
Thomas Gray
So what happened on anime last week? It seems Naruto, One Piece and DBZS is off last week.
Thanks for pic, there is this english teacher wannabe who shitpost in my general and /vg/ mod seems doesn't care desbite it being off topic. Also g.e-hentai.org/g/652882/5858e38d08/
>They are supposed to be kawaii. They're no longer
Gavin Bell
NOUNEN-chan work with talent agency "LesPros entertainment inc", but she wanted to leave the agency. now NOUNEN-chan is in trouble. "LesPros" is the shit.
William Robinson
ずっと分かっていた 言葉は嘘ばかり 簡単に忘れる 不確かで曖昧なもの
Lincoln Johnson
>the shit That's a positive phrase, meaning "great" or "very good". If you want to say that it's "bad", you should just say "shit", no "the".
No, she's got something wrong with her. She's in deep trouble not just professionally but psychologically, too.
Levi Sanders
>tfw never wake n bake with F-kun while he complains about the fugees
why live
Jeremiah Ortiz
DJT is making fun of us again
Nathan Cooper
What is DJT
Wyatt Hall
>アナウ セ マタ
William Torres
If she stops working, I'll take care of her, and she'll be a good kaa-san
Levi King
Why?
Samuel Allen
God Emperor
No, I should do it. I even have a moustache.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Doujin Temple
Camden Martinez
宿題やってると眠くならない?( ˘ω˘ )スヤァ…
John Bell
>I was wondering if it's a cultural thing in japan to associate blood types with personalities it's a cultural thing in japan to associate blood types with personalities
Grayson Howard
>I was wondering if it's a cultural thing in japan to associate blood types with personalities Yes
Also S and M types to a lesser extent but without the sexual connotations
Justin Hernandez
起きろやお前
Aaron Wood
No, I already took the position of being Nounen's husband; please find another girl.
Benjamin King
Also look at the top left of the picture you posted m8 I mean really fuck
Caleb Rivera
Thanks, I just realized that it already said so in the image
俺の作ったスレッドが消されてしまった。 USA attacked muslims for money USA, Russia, China, Korea, EU sell weapons for money. Refugees move to EU. Japan pay 3 billion $ for Syria. Japan never sell weapons. EU blame Japan as racist.
Japanese only lose money. Other get money instead of killing muslims. Only Japanese are blamed as racists.
>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
How would this be translated in Japanese? Can the diction be replicated properly? Because this line is just amazing despite the subject.
1 こんにちは(konnichiwa)- hi/hello 2ありがとうございます(arigatou gozaimasu) - thank you. 3すみません (sumimasen) - excuse me/ i'm sorry 4 邪魔だ、退け (jyamada, toke) would you get out of the way, please? 5 カス、ゴミ (kasu/gomi) - you 6. 何言ってんだ、くそがきが (nani ittenda, kusogakiga) - pardon me? 7 まんこ見せてもらってもいいですか?(manko misete morattemo yiyidesuka?) - can i have your number? 8 お前、キチガイか (omae, kichigai ka) - you're so kind 9 彼女はビッチです (kanojyo wa bitch desu) - she's a virgin 10 私は黒人が一番嫌いです(watashi wa kurojin ga ichiban kiraidesu) - i hate racism
there's no need to thank me anons
Caleb Phillips
1/3 of your class made the mistake of buying No Man's Sky
Well she was in foster care. If her parents are so careless that they can't even raise their child, it should be no surprise that they put no effort into naming her
Babymetal is not Heavy Metal, but Babymetal Red & Black Gothic Lolita is their style as you know But their music & soul is true Rock One of Moa&Yui said she wanted to wear T-shirt singing her own songs someday i forgot which one said so actually they have grown up enough. Su will be 19yo next winter However, Yui isMaji Akachan still ever why? youtube.com/watch?v=jg5e3MHLwW4