/brit/

new business idea: shartanime.com

youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ

>>all
Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

me on the left

me in the bag

it's dark, and hell is hot

>32 years old
>balding
>paki
>manlet
>unironically into PUA shit
>spends his time on Cred Forums
>spends that time claiming to be an "international playboy" while posting pictures of his ugly mug

This has gone from laughable to just sad

>Paki asked me to post feet

*takes a 6 hour shower*

>Cred Forumstards actually list Cred Forums.org/pol/ as their website on their twitter profile
Cred Forumstards are a total embarrassment

twitter.com/Islamocider

Wow realized a brit chick I kissed in a bar is now a semi-famous author

I'm fucking trying to find a new job. Endless fucking applications sent. FUCK

lmao lads i'm 24 and my hands have started shaking like an old man. even using my phone my thumb shakes like shit. and my whole body keeps randomly jerking. seems i have some kind of serious neurological disease.. well goodbye forever lads

>red knees

fucking rapist

>tfw half cockney half home counties
>tfw keep switching pronunciations saying stuff like "bohw" for "ball" and vice versa

>Automatically filters posts that don't contain love in his brain

Who's looking forward to the Corbyn pogrom here? Communist labour when?

Gimmick idea: type the captcha into your post by mistake

incoln 8200

Fill me in on what's all this shite about skittles and Trump.

jesus christ

I honestly had the same happen to me today
I wonder what it might be

>literally not reading an email cause i'm worried it could say something bad
where my avoidantlads at?

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She's an adventurer, toured all of Asia and Oceania. Classy lady too.

>red cheeks

naughty girl needs another spanking

lol enjoy your no government

>look down at the clock
ah it's 3am, going to sleep now

>look down again
ahhhhhh yes its almost 4am

fucking perfect

Stalin was controlled by the Jews

i will

the gf lads

hahahahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=nHiBRCKsFRI

>Tfw she has a picture of a Chad with a giant jaw in her facebook

every awkward social encounter is another nail in my inevitable casket

>Atheist
what a mess

Sarah's Scribbles is pretty funny tbqh

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>poo in the loos gained independence from Britain
>Aussies and Leafs are still cucked
>there even suggesting an "Anglo alliance" now that Britain left the EU
WEW
E
W

we ALL know that feel

no idea what it's about

>yank

Trump's wife's son posted some skittles on his Instagram

What do you even mean?

Have you been living under a rock since the end of World War Two?

mock the 'le epic Cred Forums oldfags' all you want but the people on this site who didn't have rules 1 and 2 drilled into them from an early time are the reason this site has gone to shit

Do you just travel around Europe?

If I remember correctly you said you were a teacher and although the bachelor life is cheap that still wouldn't be enough for frequent holidays to say east Asia or South America

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How do I get a qt Bedfordshire gf

what's stopping you from selling everything you own and going off the grid

>understandable
>able (to) stand under

the gf (me on the left)

Bring back the rules, also snacks.

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I don't own anything

the gf

i talked about Cred Forums IRL several times XD

WWII all falls under hitler

pic related

>talking about Cred Forums IRL

Can't fathom the level of autism necessary for this

Thailad opines for the days when noncery was much more tolerated on the chans.

Foreigners, what's the last british product you bought?

I just worked in Kuwait for two years. Pays really well. Could buy a house and live the neet life for a while. I'm a uni Professor, not a teacher though

rate

>Snacks
>m00t

RIP

>awkward hands
>retarded smile
>jew nose
>long ass neck
>thin hair
>disgusting shitstain on her neck

0/10 kys

This desu too many people make a community shit

Cred Forums UNIRONICALLY shills on reddit to """redpill the normies"""
They even have a colony there called r/the_donald

Imagine when every board will be Cred Forums tier fast

When will the germans apologise for the rape of nanking?

Quality content once again. I have to go to bed when you're just arriving sadly. It's good to see you though, Thailad.

>not liking jewish girls
>not liking girls with long necks
>not licking girls with thin hair
>notl iking girls with a fat ass you can pound

seems like you suffer from a case of micropenis.

my apologies zhang

Can't handle facts, huh? Well face up, I got trips, you're fucking done. You'll try, you'll try desperately to repair the damage I've done, but you can't, and you won't. Go ahead, post your jpegs and clever little comments, you won't change a thing. Wanna know why? Just look, look at the corner of my post. Three, repeating, integers. You're mad, I can tell, you're furious, because I've won. You can argue all you want about the facts and details of my post, write walls of text for all I care, you fucking nerd. But again, you won't change a thing, you can't a thing, my numbers are checked, and I'm checking out.

Cred Forums have already shit up everything on Cred Forums, it's only a matter of time before they colonise other websites

I don't know but I'm going to file that as a serious discussion for our next UN meeting

And Japan

People forget that the Japanese went full Holocaust on the Koreans and the Chinese (except they didn't even bother with camps they just carried out mass executions whenever they could)

This just doesn't get mentioned in Westetn history curriculum because it was gooks getting massacred and not white people which makes sense since the West is white or at least was during WWII

VERY proud our commonwealth brothers eliminated the eternal yank from the wch

can always tell who's a regular and who's dropping in

i know this site because a guy was talking about it IRL hahahaha

Sleep tight lad

>implying Cred Forums isnt where reddit goes to get their edge on
Cred Forums lost its identity years ago

>he doesn't share rare pepes with his normie friends in order to devalue the Pepe market

the FBI ruined the fun

I was just asking what you meant.

Never associate me with a Canadian again.

What did you do in Kuwait?

Working in the Arab Gulf will be an option for me once I finish up my degree in petroleum engineering although Norway is where I really want to work

I came here from r/Cred Forums cuz of all the funny memes

I hope Trump wins and is a clear and obvious disaster

Otherwise we'll have to put up with cringeworthy alt-right autism for another 4-8 years

remember when you had to get people to vote for a thread to get archived

Once I went full autist, I'm constantly on here so just sort of automatically opened the catalog whilst sitting next to a mate in uni without thinking. Closed it immediately but he saw it, didn't know what to say though so I just autismed out about how I'm always on it when I'm bored and not just in class
Worst part is it wasn't even that long ago. The lad was a Redditor himself, always had it up looking at some shit

i tried to tell to my ""friends"" that jews control everything, and they called me crazy prick :(

>tfw Cred Forums ruined Cred Forums with gamergate

Cred Forums is so fucking shit now its too fast and you can TELL most of the posters are underage

man
I forgot about that

The leftie tears will be glorious.

The owner of the corner store is a Brit so there's all kinds of British snacks there. These are from Ulster, I dont know if they have them in the rest of the UK but they're quite good. I also bought roast chicken flavor.

I really don't think there's many redditors outside of Cred Forums and /r9k/ which is fine since those are by far the most cancerous boards

Fuck I remember when Reddit didn't even exist

>board dedicated to computer games doesn't have people over the age of 18
Well of course. Nobody over the age of 12 plays computer games.

Haha.
One time that happened with gay furry porn.
I had a folder full of it and when I tried to post an image on some site it automatically opened to that folder.
All the thumbnails were hardcore gay furry porn.
I closed out of it as quickly as possible and he seemed to be looking at his phone but I don't believe him.

LOL i'ts true

Oh ok, the answer is no, but interestingly enough some Japan's literally have :)

Only absolute failure will turn them away from the alt right 2bqh

True
Did you see the video of the millenials at Glastonbury crying about Brexit? Made my year

and also a communist

...LOL

that's a man

Is it safe to ride a bicycle in London or would I get crushed by a car?

not a JF but.. Waitrose self raising flour and Heinz tomato soup.

I browse the ol' chon in class sometimes but always on my mobile

I've seen plenty of redditors pulling it (Reddit) up on their laptops in class though

>Ulster

then he's not british

i also said that trotsky was an asshole who worked with the pirate intelligence haha

The roaming Sharia police will heem you

the cleaner cleaned up the Cred Forums thread

He just won't follow up on any of his promises and it'll go back to the regular right. The alt right doesn't even agree with him on much, his daughter married a Jew and what not. They mostly just supported him as a meme

Probably Newcastle or some other beer

I said what what, in the butt

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Yeah, among other ones.

Good stuff.

The whole gamergate thing started on Cred Forums and then they all migrated to Cred Forums once Big J started deleting all gamergate threads on Cred Forums

I still don't know why anyone even cared about gamergate and feel like if Cred Forums and Cred Forums didn't freak out over it and send death threats to Anita Sarkeesian then it would've been a total non issue

Cred Forums doesn't realize that they lend credence to SJWs by talking about them nonstop

>Need to be awake for 08:30
>Sleep pattern is absolute shit so I don't even feel tired at 4am but usually wake up shattered at 1pm

Ah yes

Neither does Cred Forums

Agree with this

Fuck off with your rubbish flag and bad attitude

ulsters are descendants of great britain and represented by the cross of st. patrick in the union jack

they're also part of the british isles (along with the rest of ireland) and therefore british

If I'm French Canadian does that make me white or Hispanic white?

is gamergate still going on haha

would like to speak to you at some point about boring thailand shit like working illegally

kill yourself fucking thai chicANO scumbag

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*revs up Skype*

No

neither

No can do ma famille.

checked

It's alright Mr Ulsterman I wasn't serious.

>go leafs
hope you're not actually a laffs fan m8

I think so

I browse Breitbart on occasion to see what lunacy the alt-rightists are up to and there's always some new articles up about it under their "technology" category

>french
>hispanic
is this the famous american education I've heard about?

Thailand is the worst poster in /brit/

>flag autism

one way to detect a spastic runt lmao

(((Gloria steinem))) and David duke were both CIA shills in their youth

>muh racism
Is it just me or do both sides always ignore the reasoning behind the others point of view? I understand the refugees were a big part of it but even that wasn't necessarily fueled by racism, nor was brexit necessarily fueled by the refugee crisis.

quebec posters unironically believe they're latin and for a while posted in the /lat/ threads

not actually ulster m8

i just don't get why the rest of britain is so hard on norn ire despite the fact they actually WANT to be british

Where are all the Aussies?

I don't even like hockey

David Duke works for the FBI now as do any neo Nazis who manage to make a name for themselves

They've all fucked off to 8gag which is the even edgier version of Cred Forums if you could imagine such a thing

in my runt net

out

why the fuck do you live in canada then?

>frogposting will be banned permantly on Cred Forums
welp

They also believe that Justin "Canada belongs to Quebec" Trudeau is an Anglo.

Kys

It's 2016 and I still don't even know what gamergate is.

I feel quite proud of that to be honest.

probably the half that doesn't want to be.

The bombings made them undesirable to keep too.

Heinz is yank m8, they have waitrose in Thailand?

I'm moving anyways

>posting on Cred Forums in the first place

Literally the highest concentration of manchildren on the internet

So how's about that World cup hockey eh?

mr. shekelberg gave protection to david duke LOL
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Duke#2009_arrest_in_the_Czech_Republic

Unironically picking up French as I browse /fr/

Right lads, I'm off to Tesco for the weekly shopping.

How will you tell your parents you've gone gay?

female dev fucked someone to advertise her game or something

Does that mean I get gibs if I come to Canada?

Do you lads watch Luther?

nutter

>Heinz is yank m8
but it had 99p on the tin.
>they have waitrose in Thailand?
no but there's a supermarket that stocks loads of their home brand stuff.

Allow a gentleman and a scholar such as myself to enlighten you

Gamergate started when feminists complained about a lack of female protagonists in video games (completely neglecting the fact that video games are almost entirely played by men) and then Cred Forums got upset about women being actual characters and not just eye candy in their games and it turned into a whole argument that ended with moot getting literally cucked

no

alcheeria boy

provide more links like the vibe thing you posted

trying to wrap my head around it because im a physically attractive guy that has been told throughout my life that im too obtuse and unapproachable and well plain autistic and i want to change this. the only way i can get girls is when they do the leg work for me because they want to fuck me because of my looks. i want to be able to pull girls myself, because of my personality

more women play video games than men

What's going on? Is Hiro making changes?

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haha imagine being this autistic

65159931
m8 have you ever seen a multiplayer lobby

NOT pleased with team USA's performance this evening desu

@Mexico

What's your honest opinion on Quebec?

>2 (you)'s in one post

I think he likes me guys

phone games don't really count

>it turned into a whole argument that ended with moot getting literally cucked
how

he's a problem child
and what bothers him all comes out
when he talks about
his fuckin dad walkin out

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>not quoting the post number you are replying to

Lmao that's pretty funny

Still baffled that Cred Forums doesn't think he's controlled opposition

no (for the purposes of this convo) im not a loser

Yeah sure if you count Candy Crush and Angry Birds

Really makes think

Any far-right type is the dream of elites because they're so far away from the truth and understanding what's actually happening. The establishment probably does funnel money to these people all the time.

Darn

Is there at least a cool liberation army I can join

I have, come here, to be, ENTERTAINED!!!

watching these dissinfo agents pretending they have a serious disucssion makes it more funny
youtube.com/watch?v=sPa1wLvCovE

r8 me

moot's gf at the time ended up going on holiday and shagging some developer while she was away and Cred Forums and Cred Forums found out and hounded him about it to no end

it's why he nuked Cred Forums

Going to go to /lat/ and call them scumbags

abc.net.au/news/2016-09-21/un-refugee-summit-australia-intake-upped-to-19,000-per-year/7863712
>"We will also participate in the US-led program to re-settle Central American refugees currently in a re-settlement centre in Costa Rica," he said.
r-reeeeEEEEEEE

so disgusted by this picture that i considered reporting it

Kill yourself you fucking scumbag

Abraham Lincoln meets troll doll wrapped in the trappings of a nu male.

>LUGGAGE LAD

fucks sake bruce you're letting in dagos as well

rate me /brit/

looks like a bad Photoshop job

looks like an orthodox jew jimmy neutron

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It's well known that over half of all KKK and neo Nazi and militia members are either straight up federal agents or supergrasses

It's all about furthering a boogeyman with the intent of directing attention away from what's going on behind the curtain

nice beard desu

Haha spot on

You look like a moderate beheader

kill yourself fucking arabANO scumbag

>It's all about furthering a boogeyman with the intent of directing attention away from what's going on behind the curtain
I couldn't put it better myself.

Distraction is the best form of deception.

good times

Eating fruit pastilles lads, anybody want one? Not the red ones though there mine.

pirate scumbags

well that takes me back

feel like a kid again

>far right are jews
>far left are also jews

Just can't win desu

*knocks them out of your hand*
Should learn to share you prick

>pretends to grab a green one but grabs a red instead

was just doing a burzum listen

They got stuck in the vending machine at work when someone else tried to buy them, so I shoulder-barged the machine and got them for free lad

shooting flames out me arse

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZ

why in every one of these nigger police shooting "outrages" from the USA does the black guy not just raise his hands, fall to the ground and instantly comply with the police? they always seem to move toward a car or reach into a pocket. what the fuck is that?

el mexicANUS es del piratas...

which one lads

>pirate scumbags

real mandem hours

because black people are retarded and get hyper aggressive when someone has a gun pointed at their head.

used to do that all the time too lel

anglo scumbags

>Morocco mixed in with them

MOORZ IZ BLACK

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READ THE SECOND AMENDMENT

is it socially acceptable to knick a glass from the pub if it's a really nice glass

Were you two brought up or dragged up?

youtube.com/watch?v=X8JPPpFmeYY

All 4 will go into my harem but the Sudanese bird will be required to stop straightening her hair

try it n find out

*kicks you in the bollocks*
NEVER speak out of line to me

*kicks the back of your knees*

least I was subtle about it

NO

Socially acceptable?
No

Should you do it?
Absolutely

I've built quite a nice collection of quality glassware and ashtrays that I've nicked from pubs

hhahaha the pirate got ignored in /lat/

Got a free bounty too but I gave it to some fat bird because I don't like coconut.

tbqh no but everyone does it

*takes a yellow one*
my favorite

AYO WHITE GIRL WHERE YO ASS AT????

LMAO

the pirates like stealing hahaha

>is it acceptable to do x
Ask yourself if the action was universalised would it still be OK. If the answer is yes, then do it. If the answer is no, then don't do it.

A moral person never does what can't be universalised for all people.

UNA PUTA HOJA

Fucking NERD

the gf

Controversial opinion: I couldn't give a toss if a girl has a flat arse

we wuz emperors, philosophers n sheit yo!

pretty sure only niggers give a fuck about a fat ass

ALLLLLLLLLLGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>is it acceptable to do x
>Ask yourself if the action was universalised would it still be OK. If the answer is yes, then do it. If the answer is no, then don't do it.

>A moral person never does what can't be universalised for all people.

But what are you gonna drum on if she doesn't have a rump?

the mexican is speaking french again...

that's athena you wank stain

The categorical imperative is a load of BOLLOX

Job pls

that's why included the philosophers

you can start by giving my willy a succ x

Moral relativists are subhuman.

>b-but i'm a special snowflake
>what's acceptable for others is different for me cuz reasons!!!

>ok cupid

The wife

Priest clothes are so /fa/

absolute toss tbqwh

just because something is universally accepted doesn't mean it's morally justified

youtube.com/watch?v=xN-yqFl-T7Q

I can already tell she smells like poo and curry

>if it's not the categorical imperative its moral relativism

Only the most memey of meme philosophers were moral relativists
Even Hegel who laid the philosophical groundwork for communism wasn't a relativist

Good thing she's out of your league

Aprrrrpbrbrbrbtbbrbr frgbdgge

That's now what it means.

>go in convenience store
>indian at register
>smells like sweat and has a bowl cut

dumb leaf frogposter...

nah this is your wife

probably not. I'm 6', blonde, and pasty white which means I am a borderline god in india

If it isn't moral universalism, it's just some exotic flavour of relativism.

post frogs

anglos, neo nazis, and trotskyists hate him!

I agree but the categorical imperative does not hold a monopoly on universal moralism

NEARLY HERE

no one really gives a fuck about him desu

"socialism in one country" is dead and gone

someone please vocaroo themselves saying "you little nigger"

rimmer 2bqh lads

T..TR..TRUMP IS LIKE STALIN!!!

Without the categorical imperative private agents can self-justify any action though.

The categorical imperative takes the self-justification of the equation and forces the person to consider whether the action would still be moral if ALL people did the same thing.

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I got a reach-around once lads.

Ohhh the delusions you folks have

Nyoo

this tbqh lads

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got accused of subverting the principles of the labour party in aldi lads

Never heard anyone compare him to Stalin, only to Hitler, which speaks to the relevance of Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili the Georgian Jew

>subverting the principles of the labour party
Were you trying to help regular working class people then?

Instead of criticising others, improve YOUR life.

*kicks the back of your knees*

smoke me a kipper

ill be back for breakfast

Anyone else fucking hate their life and wish they were never born

*raises paw*

I make my life seem better in comparison by bringing others down.

*raises paws*

Got a job interview tomorrow lads

whatcha gonna be doing, future wagie?

If I get it, it'll be sales/marketing role

Topkek not a single Indian would let his daughter marry a shart(white) guy.