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This gif soothes my mind

Hello
How many have you done today

Is he dead yet?

adult swim on the cartoon network took off
it's really just writers getting to skip actors for low budget stuff

One, an hour ago, you?

4 today

Not too bad. When they start getting into double digits for a single day us when I start feeling bad for you

Why do you always post those images

You fuckin niggers

you... actually think she gave you her real number?

hi guys

Yeah, I googled it, it's legit. Kinda too scared to text it. I approached this girl out of the blue, it was pretty awk

Football is for dads

Women are insane, who knows what that means

I don't like young people's humor nowadays. Even that has become ironic. There's no sincerity in modern life.

>tfw there used to be a number going aroud that girls would give
>when you called it, the recording said that whoever gave you the number doesnt like you and no one ever would
glad that shit never happened to me

beg for a you

Yeah I've cut back quite a bit
I was hurting myself before

And the images are just a silly calling card

poo poo pee pee

same
not yet

Are you impersonating him just because I told you to?

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Why is she so perfect?

?

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You should get a trip, the janny doesn't like your images it appears

i took this picture when i was on my way to Seattle, it was the only picture i took tho, at the begining of the trip

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>Wonder how infinitychan is doing
>Check out their posts per hour
>There are literally more unique ID's posting in this 15 minute old thread than there are on the entire site combined in the last hour

L O L

why do you do this everyday?

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Cool
*unzips dick*

im curious I dont know what you are referring to

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Someone asked to take up a new gimmick, I told them to impersonate your man and suddenly you start using his namefag

i doubt thats true but /intl/ cucked freddit's shit up big time while we graze like kings at our leisure

>ORANGE
>PROPERTIES

second-hand car worth 25000F
about 5000 US$ back then I think
It was mostly for "The Show"

What color is your bedroom

thats an outright lie
when did you check this, when infinity never was being deployed?

I am your man, dont know what your talking about 2bh

>tfw people believe you are a normie but you think you're not

Quasi-normie is the worst feel desu

>I doubt thats true

in the last hour on cripplechan 13 people posted across all of their 400+ boards

There are currently 22 unique IPs in this thread

t.CIA

post a vocaroo then

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who?
my mic broke

ochochan is a shithole. It really fell.

so 13 people made 2204 posts?
cmon
and i cant find this people per hour thing and im an 8gag Epic Oldfag

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Leans pro-slime, so no.

just go back to being NotADrunk

can'r stop eatimng food lads
semnd jelp

Where the fuck are you getting these numbers from

Is there some kind of secret cripplechan I don't know about?

vocaroo.com/i/s1c4jMmeqPkT

im not notadrunk

its .net not .pl dumbass

Cringe desu

This gay as faggot obsession over if it's your man or not

dudcoder cant code i see
shows up different for everyone i guess
8gag definitely isnt dead tho

oh jesus he went to 8gag.pl?
thats just /int*/'s HQ atm
making that our bunker and grazing ground was my brainchild, away and obscured from genetic duds

Whatever makes you feel better at night I guess user

Just got pin worms for the first time since I was a kid

Im an incredibly clean person and dont chew my fingernails or have any obvious habits that would lead to this. why the fuck does this happen to me?

im not an 8gagger retard, i despise the dud and his gang of matricidal transexual nazis

There's a bunch of people in my living room

>it's another apartment neighbor's dog won't shut the fuck up at 11pm at night and has been incessantly barking for 2 hours straight, and gets louder and louder episode

rape the women and murder the men

Say hello!

I've been chewing my nails my whole life and I've never gotten pinworms.

Where do you live?

rape the men

video games

>tfw there's no pets in your building but two indians who stink the whole hall up with curry and other spices

it didn't smell when they showed me it, I don't know if they sprayed the halls earlier or something

currently in north carolina for school.

mind games

why are big parasites so scary

something about being visible but still able to harm humans really freaks me out

>Virginia doesn't post
>LMM doesn't shitpost
>Romanian Iowan doesn't post
>literal half-brain canadian doesn't post
>the cali commie doesn't post
>raises paw canadian doesn't post
>chicagofag doesn't post
>Kansas doesn't post and assert territory
>Chihuahua mexifag doesn't post
>Nunavutbro doesn't post
>overly gay virginian doens't post

LEGENDS
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D I E

>LMM doesn't shitpost

what was his trip before that?
like when he would just post non white coed creep shots

aaaaah i hate mornings

Sounds like an east coat humid thing.

Do you walk around barefoot a lot? Maybe someone you know has it and cooks with meat or some shit.

>St.Paul still posts

Iowa I think went back to Romania
LMM is probably in the thread at this moment, and if not he definitely shitposts during the day

what commie?

Have you been in contact with a dog recently

NotADrunk
>coastieman

>forgetting about the best poster to ever post here

kys

>literal half-brain canadian doesn't post
who?

The Gf

youtube.com/watch?v=3OeV43_AgLM

Everyone has already forgotten you

Barkeeper to me today:
>"Don't tell me you're 21. I'm definitely going to card you because you look like you're 16"

Showed him my driver's license then and everything was fine though

Had three pints at Happy Hour

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>80% European

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I never go to bars. Drinking with other people and in public just feels kind of gay to me.

Much prefer to drink at home by myself.

Why don't u have a tinder gf yet??

what age did you learn to whistle
I'm in my 20s and just figured it out
I didn't know you could use the exact middle of your lips

what a fucking whore

>its that easy in america

weew

8

Fuck me, getting gas is a fucking pain right now. There are literally one or two places in town that are still operating right now. Here is my commute this morning.

red and white flags out

>implying you are even close to as white as she is
If I didnt have a gf I'd cop it 2bh

Lmao

native girls blow up

they can't handle accesible carbohydrates, they used to only eat the berries they gathered and meat the men hunted

thanks
I never got the name, because how could a freshman be a drunk

there's only 5000 people here, the anonymity is a non factor

tourist season might pick up thoug

what third world part of the country is this?

North Carolina

why is there no gas?

why did you edit out their plates? who cares?

>they can't handle accesible carbohydrates, they used to only eat the berries they gathered and meat the men hunted
You realize that anglo women have the same problem? It's only Mediterranean people and other populations that have long histories around crop growing that can sustain lots of carbs

Are you some kind of aspie?

Pipeline leak in Alabama. Then everyone went full retard and started hoarding.

guns ain't no fun

>tfw Ebola-chan will never come back

I literally teared up thinking about her just now. Every day during the Ebola crisis I was so hyped seeing what would happen. I miss her so much lads. All the memes and rituals for her. It was such a great time.

Maybe, but he's right, they absolutely do blow up. I've never seen a thin native woman over 35. Their obesity rate is way higher than the general population. It's probably also due to culture/lifestyle differences.

ay wey good night wey

*gets beheaded with a dull knife*

prediction: Trump will win the black vote exclusively on account of his Twitter banter

Why did she take the day off?

>no one wants to talk to you

haha

"pneumonia"
its really the bubonic plague, trust me on this

That’s not a thing

sup fool. heard your were talking shit?

Hey does the one who used to joke about going to the summer house with you still post here?

She's still recovering from that? Lmao

>recovering
user she's dying

what did the prime minister of Canada mean by this?

I KNOW WHAT WE NEED

WE NEED 19-42 TEQUILA

my friend had walking phenomena for nearly half a year, it can last a while

Its my favourite quote by him yet. It produced this excellent cringe material as well:

youtube.com/watch?&v=yLtodM4Gzq8

what should i eat for dinner only serious answers pls

Couldn't happen fast enough

Tacos

tacos

I was talking more about him falling down the stairs

no idea, havent talked to him in forever
justin pls
yeah nah ill deck you mate

You mean 867 3099?

>him
Lol, if only you knew

Call the cops and file a noise complaint.

w-what do you mean

You were talking to a girl

>/cum/
>girls

oh

i thought i had stumbled upon a faggot for a minute

Mo. I really want to understand the appeal of drinking in a bar because I just don't get it.

Girls love /cum/.

Lewd

Wow, this is a really terrible thread. Allow me to make it worse.

girls arent real

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>that joke
youtube.com/watch?v=f_G2YGW8YuY

well you definitely did that

When will CIA officially endorse Trump?

Tacos

a taco fried in a taco fried in a taco fried in a taco on top of chips and cheese from oaxaca

I learned how to whistle and burp when I smoked dope and got high in high school
I think that'd be around 16 or 17

vote trump

This is not an official endorsement, use your real name

I'm writing in Pepe, tbqh.

>electing an alt right fascist NEET cartoon frog

NFL should make personal fouls reviewable.

???

When are the Yank elections to decide who your next King is?

Genuinely interested in seeing how many write-in votes Bernie gets, despite knowing he won't win.

It's really what we need though.

november eighth

mid november

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Really wish Polygamy was legal, I dont want to cheat on my gf but at the same time I wouldnt mind having two

>wanting hand egg to be even longer

Fuck, another month of stupid Trump memes.

And you'd be fine with her having other boyfriends?

Get an open relationship

I've been in one for a year now and it's great

Lmao no, yes I realize that's a one sided deal

I see football as a drinking spectacle. How long it runs is only relevant if I run out of beer.

a better candidate would be Macgyver

jsut think, we'd have a booming economy again and all we need is a rubber band and some chewing gum

>the cuckold emerges

Is this a meme or are you a real cuck?

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Was Obama a bad president?

its times like this I wish I had a pack of Oreos and milk

It's not a meme and I'm not a cuck
It's a pretty good relationship

If I had a cookie every time /cum/ was slow I'd be the size of an american

I'm not after fame or fortune,
I'm after (You).
When I've served my time I swear I'll
come back for (You).

>the cuck is back

>tfw a L I T E R A L cuck is posting in /cum/

CHI

Please have a good night, /cum/!!

I don't think there's any law in place that sets a limit on how many gfs you can have

I'm not a cuck
If you guys have ever been in a relationship you would understand how awesome it is to have options

bibi

>tfw no gf

Literally lost 10 pounds during my bout with dysentery.

t. 1870

have those Cred Forumsergs fucked off yet

what would a /cum/ bf be like?

Yeah, you have the option of fucking your gf or letting someone else do it
In other words, a cuck

And the option to fuck other girls so I'm not a cuck bitch

notice how you said "option"
you're so cucked

>delusional cuck once again tries to convince everyone he's not a cuck

I said that from the start you dumb fuck
How does that make me cucked?

So I'm a cuck because I enjoy watching my wife's bf fuck her?

Why would you enter a relationship like that? Why not just be fuckbuddies instead of having a girlfriend who has other men's dicks inside her?

Aside from the cuck factor, it's fucking disgusting an unsanitary sticking your dick in a hole that has other men's cocks in it on the reg and unless you make sure both of you are getting regular STD checks you could be opening yourselves to all sorts of nasty crap.

/cum/, my chest hurts

am I dying?

cuck

is being a cuck and having half of a gf better or worse than having no gf?

no wait, actually its my tummy

Oh god, not good. Rub some raw onions on your feet and put on some socks. Also eat some raw honey while reciting the 10 hail marys.

>l-letting random dudes bang my gf isn't being a cuck because I fuck a girl every now! It's totally not cuckoldry!
Cuck

shit, I dont have any onions

Because there is a deeper emotional bond than just being fuck buddies
Also if she does fuck other guys it's with a condom
And yes we do get STI checks

nothing wrong with being a cuck

f

Maybe you wouldn't be able to fuck here girls you fucking loser but I can

I wish I was white

/cum/ help, it tingles then it burns

>nothing wrong with being a cuck

try applying some icy-hot

might be an ulcer, have you taken a lot of aspirin recently?

>wouldn't be able to fuck here girls

I cant even remember the last time I took an aspirin

we didn't start the fire

Fun fact: The first known piece of tentacle porn is from 1814

me on the right

>tfw no twitter to contact her
>try and make one and banned for being a bot before I could reply
Anyone have a spare twitter I can use? Help a /cum/buddy out

Well now you're just plain old projecting your insecurities, which indicates that even you yourself are questioning the nature of your """""open relationship"""""

No im not
We're happy

not bad, but I doubt the japs have as high quality literature as ourselves

>A canadian Bestseller

I'm not into zoophilia but I'm really curious about this.

Who's we? You, your gf, and Tyrone? Or perhaps "Paul" is more your style
Or maybe "Mohamed", or "Chang", or maybe you like a good old-fashioned "Runs-with-wolves"

>Lonely and isolated, Lou enters into a sporadic sexual relationship with the estate's caretaker, Homer Campbell. She becomes closer to the bear, aided by an elder First Nations woman, Lucy Leroy. Lucy advises Lou on how to gain the animal's confidence. As she delves deeper into the library, she finds scraps of bear folklore and studies collected by the Colonel. Her relationship with the bear becomes sexual, as well as spiritual. As her work comes to a finish, the bear scratches her deeply in the back. Her bond with the bear is altered, and Lou leaves the island with a sense of renewal.

I think the bear is a metaphor.

>In 2014, the paperback cover became an Internet meme, thanks to a widely shared Imgur post titled "What The Actual Fuck, Canada?".[15] This exposure led to a modern reappraisal of the 1970s novel, including new reviews, commentary, and a place in the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's 2014 list of "Books That Make You Proud To Be A Canadian".[15][16] A 2014 National Post review by literature critic Emily Keeler called the book "the best Canadian novel of all time".[17] Critic Aritha Van Herk, in an interview with CBC Radio's Q program, called the novel a "quintessential Canadian book", referencing the role of wilderness in Canadian lives.

This is a little too much, though.

>cute American girl in my group for a class project

sure hope she's ready to get LEAFED desu

Why else would a harlot be in Canada?

>its an "Oscar has a flashback to his days as an SS officer" episode

You people really do have nigger fantasies

Certainly not to find a boy who will let her cuck him like that one Yank fellow.

I have an everything fantasy, I'm an equal opportunity fuck machine
I'm most certainly not a cuck like you though

there is a qt new zealander that sits by me in one class, i thought she had a speech disorder for the first week. Not the prettiest of ascents desu

I've never been cucked you idiot

Thuts a wee butt recess cuz

it honestly must be the reason considering Americans pay insanely high international rates to attend Canadian universities that are likely no better than there own. I must do my duty as a patriot and teach her to love the leaf

/cum/ corner gas stream when?

I thought kiwi accents were supposed to be cute desu

well I have to download the series first

and Im still not sure if my craptop can stream

Cuck (cuck)
cuck.

were you the one streaming Taxi Driver that one time? Send me a link to that website

watching the north carolina riots from a chopper is pretty comfy
they are just looting 18 wheelers and just burning whatever is in it on the interstate

nope. I tried to stream cops but the site wouldnt accept the links

youtube.com/watch?v=MLg83QMmlGs

are you watching a stream?

link it, bro

NO COMMIES

wsoctv.com/video/live-event-2
chopper cam, police finally came after about 30 minutes
go to Cred Forums for on the ground streams

Posting superior version
youtube.com/watch?v=Yx03zTvL4K0

>random idiot doing donuts in his car

Why is the the hammer and sickle okay but the swastika is not

>commies

Cause the soviets didn't genocide 6 planets worth of Jews

Because you are a retard

hitler had the right idea, but the wrong people

instead it was their own people

Because the Russians murdered everyone.

Swastika=very far right
hammer and sickle=very far left
rly makes u think

>wrong people
gommies were one of the first to be sent to the camps

but jews were socialists

if he had meant to purge the world of pinkos, he was going after the wrong people

Gonna go watch a movie or something. I want you all to have a wonderful tomorrow.

dont you EVER tell me how to live my life

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>Finland only has like 5 million people in it
>less than my state
W E W

hehehe

Night /cum/padres.

>jewish mind tricks are so strong that people often forget about the other 5 million people killed during the holocaust that were mostly slavs and commies

did someone say commies?

I like communism

you can leave

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>the problem of how the future of the German nation can be secured is the problem of how Marxism can be exterminated - Mein Kampf
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_views_of_Adolf_Hitler#Anti-communism
(((you)))

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Nah I think I will stay

>Niggers rioting again

But why? Don't they understand they're just making more people racist?

the so called anglo saxon race

>the english
>"people"

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What has happened to me /cum/. I started watching K-on today, and I'm completely hooked already, almost done with the first season. I have never even watched anime outside dbz and naruto and some gundam

Cred Forums's right, you really can find something new in this every time
>not simon pegg sitting next to the guy having s stroke

Le cuckime.tga

sorry m8, you're developing shit taste

only remedy is euthanasia

DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR. SLAM THAT DOOR SHUT RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU GET IN TOO DEEP.

should have watched manime instead

getting a bit of a tummy desu

Why? I'm enjoying it, and mio is a cutie and she plays bass like I do.

Nothing, you're fine.
I have the whole series on blu ray and the movie. Don't forget to watch the movie because it's the cherry on top.

Season 2 is even better m8, enjoy it while it lasts.
NO WAIT, don't do it. If you're already here then things can only get worse if you dive into the 2D realm.

has the best keion showed up yet?

It's too late anyway. I have stuff on a backlog list now.

Yeah she just showed up.

she is the only one even capable of lifting the light music club to its fullest potential

This is how men become girls, unfolding before your very eyes

Watch Sora no Woto, it's K-On only actually good and meaningful.

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Who tf up??

dont know what tf to do with myself

No

Good morning
*makes coffee for everyone in /cum/*

it's 3:25 AM and I just want to sleep

The sun will rise

Who the hell is an apple?
Apple for me; apple for you.

no thanks, I'm not a drug addict

teach me your ways

neet with no set sleep schedule. sleep until I wake up

if I get enough sleep I'm wide awake within 30 seconds. I could go out for a run within 5 minutes of waking up and be fine

I' not NEET, but can work according to my own schedule. My sleep schedule is inconsistent as well. Difficult to be nocturnal in a diurnal world. Difficult to be introverted in an extravert's world.
I need to exercise more, that must be the key. I've not been exercising enough. I need to get back into lifting and hiking. That certainly would help.
I'm at least trying to wane my amphertamine, xanax, weed, kratom, phenibut, nicotine, L-tyrosine and caffeine addictions. I want to be an ascetic eventually. I envy those with strong sensed of self-control. I suppose I still have much time to learn restraomt. I am dead-set at least on waning any dependence on external substances. I've done it before with alcohol, cigs and caffeine. I can do it.
I wish to return to a natural, healthy lifestyle. Endorphins will be my drugs. My nutrition is good, at least. My sleep is just awful. That's caused much of this misery.
I really ought to sleep soon. Sleep is firstly integral to building your character,

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well, goodnight world.

user don't do it

If I don't sleep, I go psychotic.
It's bed time now,

It's 7:16am tho

5:20 here I've been awake too long. Proper sleep is vital to well-being, which I strive for. So goodnight

Goodnight

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