/brit/

Mank

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pirate scumbags

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Haven't been around for a week or so, any critical Tim updates?

Ja heil kamerad o/

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Bring back due south tbqh

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Bottom is top notch lads

hmmm

Agree with all of this

lefty ones suck because they are unfunny and try to hard
like lefties themselves

pics x

Is Cletus actually scared about white birth rates?

>It's a don't want to sleep because I think that when we sleep we die and someone takes our place when we wake up and I don't want to die because I know it's just eternal oblivion and I like existing episode

>lefty ones suck because they are unfunny and try to hard
>like lefties themselves

The other way around you imbecile.

Anglo SAXONS..does that ring a bell?
Also their beloved Queen is of House Saxe and Coburg.

"English" people are just a nation that are eternally cucked by superior German seed.

Jews promote degneracy to undermine the family structure and moral fibre of society
That's fact

youtube.com/watch?v=7IVJVTUNl0I

jews supported hitler as well

>england is a german country

Whatever you want Hans

>Jews promote degneracy to undermine the family structure and moral fibre of society
>That's fact

Lads did you hear about the scarecrow that won the nobel prize?

England is barely German aside from the language and even that is so alienated from other Germanic languages

British islanders really are unique and practically their own thing.

Average Yanks 2bqh

>British islanders really are unique and practically their own thing.

Not anymore

9gag hahahahahaha

Says the cucked Frenchman.

>If you fight le your enemies they le win

>tower haramlets

Fucking nuke the place.

Oh look, Germans have come to ruin everything.

That's to be expected. Carry on lads

le nazi puto is le using le epic meme ahahahhaha

Told my m8 who visited England last month to go to Tower Hamlets cause it's a heavily paki area and he said "o so just like the rest of London"

>Germany

>visiting only london

Do you only keep cunts as company?

He only stayed in London for the first couple nights when he arrived before heading to Oxford for his study abroad thing

This is a picture of Tower Hamlets, now compare it to your podunk poorthern shithol you dole scrounging, leave voting, thick-as-a-bag-of-rocks cunt. Kill yourself.

Yeah it's infested, it needs purging with fire.

>This is a picture of Tower Hamlets, now compare it to your podunk poorthern shithol you dole scrounging, leave voting, thick-as-a-bag-of-rocks cunt. Kill yourself

TWO PINTS OF MILK

He's only pretending to be a Paki I'm sure

>yanks say "k" like "g" and "t" like "d"

A strange people indeed

There hasn't been any grime posting so I'm sure you're right

>This is a picture of Tower Hamlets, now compare it to your podunk poorthern shithol you dole scrounging, leave voting, thick-as-a-bag-of-rocks cunt. Kill yourself.

>that schnoz

Found out you can make rings out of coins

Mad innit

>northern

Lol no, you keep your skyscrapers, halal butchers, mosques, pollution and nigger gangs with deadly assault knives m8, I'm happy where I am.

>It's a stupid racist cunts get blown the fuck out thread

>Oh yes, what a shithole tower hamlets is, it's certainly not as nice as my scouse/manc/geordie slum

the pirates are fighting hahahaha

This is also a picture of tower hamlets

>your

Enjoying the "London paki who hates northerners" gimmick

Northern Pride World Wide

>This is a picture of Tower Hamlets
>picture of Canary Wharf

I wonder where this was taken? Was it also tower hamlets?

This is the first result that comes up when you do an image search for Tower Hamlets

>This tourist attraction in Tower Hamlets gets more visitors in a single day than your rat infested northern smack den has gotten in 50 years

Heres one from Bangladesh.... only kidding its tower hamlets too.

I bet you ride the bus

karma

Well that brings back some memories.

I remember in middle school we would watch re-runs of Due South and some show that took place in a middle/highschool whenever a substitute teacher was in.

>wanting to be around tourists

Cannot fathom this

>Racist inbred poorthern mouthbreathing retarded cunt doesn't actually know anything about London

Colour me shocked

Here's another world famous landmark in Tower Hamlets, now hurry up and get to sleep you filthy northern monkeys because you have to be at the jobcentre at 9 to sign on.

What are Bangladeshis like in comparison to other Pakis? I've only ever met Indians. Do they have good, or at least unique food?

Darkies trying to take credit for london is the funniest thing

Here's another world famous landmark in China, are you northern monkies so jeleous that I get to live near such a a nice tourist trap while all you have is rolling hills and woodland? hahaha! you must be DYING to have my life right about now.
I wake up and see pic related
EVERY
DAY

It gets more pakis in a day than my towns had in 50 years too.

>ITT northerners and leafs getting blown the absolute fuck out

You NEET cunts couldn't afford to share a bedroom with five gypsies here, stay in your culture-less dead rural towns where you belong, cunts

I hate my big house in the country desu
wish I lived in some paki's closet in the city

I am unironically from Pakistan

>culture-less

Yeah it looks lovely m8, almost makes me want to move out of my comfy little 98% white market town lad.

I'm ironically from Pakistan

bored lads

>be bender
>dislike circumcised willies
>they're everywhere because yanks

Fucks sake lads

doing a poo and having a think about you

Are your parents unironically first cousins?

My parents are my first cousins

The mexican communist . . .

kill yourself fucking scumbag

>when you want to post with the lads on /brit/ but they don't seem to like leafs or Caribbeans

post family tree

The only ones who don't like us are the Pakis because we're more British than they'll ever be.

No offense but canada isn't really anglo. I know parts of it are (eg. newfies) but overall you're just amerimutts or frogs

How do you know that's him
What's that small pic on the right

Someone will take the bait

Canadians fail to understand this

Extremely offended that a Maori would say that to my countryman.

literally more anglo than NZ

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

the leaf believes in /lat/ memes

>amerimutts
what does this even mean?
Yanks are krauts

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me on the right

I am not a pirate LOL

What if I'm the child of a English colonial subject? I love the Queen, Canada, Commonwealth and Barbados.

>Where has my country gone?

think AGAIN
youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

>english colonial subject

please elaborate

The English?
Nah not a fan

Maritimers are exclusively inbred paddies, nothing but memes.
nearly all whites here are English/Scottish or at least Irish (and the French)

He's one of them black fellas from the windies

Mum was born in Barbados before it became an independent state. Much of my family moved from Bridgetown to London or Toronto.

Frodo gets it.

if you have a leaf at the top of your post do one for me yeah

>black britaboo

The dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard of.

Could unironically batter any limp wristed English"""man""" here

Poster les garçons mignon s'il vous plait

Don't lie mate

I've never met a Canadian who wasn't part German or Ukrainian

Australia (outside of melbourne) is almost exclusively English or Irish.

NZ is almost exclusively English or Scottish.

Canada is a mutt country where more than half of the average person's grandparents are from different non anglo countries, just like the USA

(This is excluding first and second generation immigrants)

*doesn't pronouce any vowels*
Ahh yes, French

>Canada is a mutt country
they cannot get this through their heads. they think all white canadians are anglo for some fucking reason. they underwent massive amounts of immigration in the early 1900s as did america

not what I've seen, most people outside of ethnic enclaves are English-scottish-irish or some mix of the three or french/native.

meanwhile NZ is literally cucked to Maoris

ikr haha fucking twats

(Don't tell them I said this)

piss off frogboy

I am pure Québécois but I tell people here Canada is British because it gets me (you)s without fail

Shhhhhhh!
you betray the homeland

What is English folk music like?
I remember listening to fantasia on greensleeves when i was in school, doesn't seem as /comfy/ as other countries' folk music

There are no living maori without english, irish or scottish ancestry.

They haven't cucked shit, they're all half breed mongrels pretending to be something they're not

-why do u vote for dolan truk
-PFF I do not know xDDD
youtube.com/watch?v=Xc2GIL39Hjs

>There are no living maori without english, irish or scottish ancestry.
and there are no miscellaneous Europeans here without the same.

Germans and Ukrainians live in western Canada but pretty much unheard of in the Maritimes.

>Maratimes
Nice out there Mr O'Finnigan?

watching shameless lads hahaha

walked past a group of black people on the street yesterday lads, they didn't try to mug me surprisingly

fuckkk

trump lovers are so peng

bf is getting his femwilly removed lads
i.4cdn.org/gif/1474131955990.webm

me on the left

>Millennial Millie

So is she just a Yank version of Lauren Southern?

What's for breakfast lads? Im having a few stellas.

Marmite on Poptarts. The best of America and Britain, the ultimate Canadian meal.

maybe, for example the kike was a cosplayer while millie was working for FOX or something like that

bit crook lads haha x

have you tried not being a bender?

I dont understand, Is your dad his own brother?

Peanut butter on crumpets is a better mix of yank and pom cuisine

The overweight middle-aged Mexican communist.....

that's not what first cousins means

I was gonna make a joke about having crumpets with peanut butter and jam but that would actually be pretty good.

Wish I had some waffles desu

*sucks you off*

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Pirate LOL

The fat man......

I think his dad is his mum's uncle

You lads seen the show Very British Problems?

let us be about the business

no but I bet you have you britaboo poof

First cousin means your uncle or aunts child. If your parents are your 1st cousins then that would mean your uncle/aunt is also your grandad/nan and that one of your parents would have to be their own brother or sister or they wouldn't be able to be your parents and cousins at the same time.

Watching the first episode, it's new to Netflix

It's fucking cringe

>tfw nobody to talk to but myself

hi

Reddit.com/r/britishproblems

Never heard of it

sounds like something American teenage girls would watch to "understand British culture"

Nah said his parentS are his cousinS, not his mum is his cousin.

Is it about tea

Just finished Letterkenny

Got that goes downhill fast after the first episode which is strong as fuck

Did you make that just for us lad?

his parents were first cousins you dullard

dumb pirate sjw frogposter

The fat man has left.....

It's about how Brits don't know how to greet each other, don't want to talk to each other, the lengths they'll go through to avoid each other and how much they hate interacting with each other

What's this K-pop webm that everyone post's even from?
i.4cdn.org/gif/1474249380423.webm

oh so it's bout southerners

Has new zealand ever made any decent tv programs? Except flight of the conchords obviously.

clever

youtube.com/watch?v=ouoINUp2jqU

Seems to be pretty London centric
They only talked to one lady from the north

brick lane curry mhmmhmmhm

I haven't seen it yet but I've been meaning too. I live in rural Ontario so i can't really take my colleagues word on whether it's good or not, they're all going to say they love it.

>boss out
>colleages that sit near me out

wew laddos, gonna do fuck all work today. Will listen to dank choons and maybe a podcast or two for 8 hours.

No

All we make is shitland street and boonga """comedies""""

Our cop reality shows are alright if you're into that kind of thing but that's about it

dog people aren't smarter in the city, trust me

you need to enter into elite circles in urban areas. so if youre a regular pleb like me you'll still rub shoulders with the normie mongs

k-pop
more like k-poop

Bet its full of rainbow haired cosmopolitan middle class runts

Fucking Londoners

really excellent feel that most of the world's media is in english and i can consume it handily

I'm not implying people around me aren't smart I'm just saying they're all going to love it no matter what because it's from here. It's like asking someone from Saskatchewan what they think of Corner Gas or a Nova Scotian what they think of TPB.

why does this resturant have CB Fry on its sign?
rawstory.com/2016/09/better-food-in-a-turkish-prison-yelp-shuts-down-page-for-restaurant-with-muslims-get-out-sign/

police ten 7

It's all actors/comedians/celebrities

Which is better: Little Mosque on the Prairie or Corner Gas?

>been off work for a week
>will spend my entire day clearing 300 emails from my inbox

Yay

Someone suggested the top of the lake to me but I watched 2 episodes and it was shit. Wasn't sure if you had any hidden gems because you never really hear anything about kiwi tv

Corner Gas

they're both terrible

El Gordo......

why bother? just let them sit

I see. Although TPB is genuinely the best canadian show of all time and a national treasure.

t. non maritimer

I liked Corner Gas and TPB

though latter seasons of TPB were shit

I watch a lot of Canadian shows because I don't have proper cable

oooh matron

>MFW the EU army will use English as a common language and Britain won't even be a part of it

I have no idea

you have to read the important ones anyway to get caught up.

Watch the first episode at least. The rest of it is a bit meh but it's not unwatchable, they just drive a few jokes too far into the ground and focus too much on story

>implying they won't use French

Most common national tongue in the EU

Fucking hate my life

El Gordo MejicANO ahahaha

you are not funny

sorry but the north and eastern euros literally do not speak french at all...

only italics learns french desu

>ywn again watch the Littlest Hobo in your pyjamas on the floor of your Grandma's house on a wintery Saturday morning eating red river cereal with brown sugar and hot milk

FUCK

I liked the first episode a lot too, never seen the rest.
I grew up in Northern Ontario though

Is it? Don't most Euros speak English as a second language already? I know something like for 90% of Dutch who know a second language, it's English.

I would suck the farts from shoe0nheads gaping starfish and hold them like a bong hit

I watched Stargate with my granmum, she introduced me to it and Star Trek

Stargate is a top tier Canadian show.
Continuum was decent, the girl is sexy as fuck though

I was raised as an Anglo-Australian. Can I post in /brit/?

Hardly any of the other countries speak french as a second language but nearly all of them learn English from a young age.

why not?

the baltics LOL hahahahaha

>IRISH
>native language is the second language

She's being LEAF'D isn't she?

I'm pretty sure they already use English on NATO exercises and stuff too, although it wouldn't suprise me if they used french or german out of sheer brexit saltiness.

Stargate is a Yank show, it's just filmed in Canada though innit?

Why are there so many Canadians on /brit/ and Cred Forums in general?

>there will NEVER be an Irish pope

because apart from drinking you lot having nothing else to do

Canada-US co-production
Atlantis is full Canadian

Well you cunts don't still speak Eskimo do you?

same with everyone though eh?
Eskimos do

'Cause Canada is boring so we all spend our lives online.

Interesting. I know one of the later Stargate series filmed an episode in a park I used to go on nature hikes through with my family.

Touchè

Je ne pas une vie

Good. The Irish catholic hierarchy turned a blind eye to sex abus, and allowed a 95 percent Catholic country to go from no condoms to vast support of fag marriage in a single generation. Homosexuality is rampant at Irish seminaries, so much so that some bishops have to train their men outside the country, and the place that was the world's largest exporter of priests 30 years ago now has to import them from Poland and Nigeria.

reckon i'll do a cheeky suicide

Why lad?

don't do it

>no ironed shirts
>have to wear some horribly fitting non-iron monstrosity

how do I even own this shite?

business plan: trademark and copyright gimmicks

Do a cheeky natural death at a ripe old age after a long and fulfilling life instead fám.

t. Lisicki

Take my rarest pepe, sell it and use the money to start over somewhere m8.

alri kev

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literally a lisicki shirt, might cop a purple tie and go all in for Hallowmeme

whats the point of dressing up as an internal /brit/ meme that no one would understand?

feel the urge to kill lads

having a slurp

*walks toward you*

Because it's ironic that the normies don't understand his extremely niche reference obviously.

Woah don't do anything hasty now.

I know karate, man.

ok guys?

I know karate man too, he's a pretty cool guy.

OK dude

might slather myself in bio oil and wear a ragged and stained white t-shirt that says "SILENCED SINGER" on the front for halloween haha

whassup homie

Fuck everyone who isn't white.

youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0

D.A.K.

16.10.16

That's a cool karate man but did he read this book?

I learned Karate from it now my fists are a registered weapon.

School's out.

Kill yourself you fucking scumbag

why does reviewbrah watch tim?

is he one of the yanks who posts here?

A number of people do suspect that. He does browse Cred Forums so there's a chance.

>there is a good chance you've told reviewbrah to FOY at some point

what if reviewbrah becomes a yank tim??

*strangles you to death*
EVERYTHING I DO I DO FOR THIS FAMILY

Ah yes today is one of my days off

What should I do today?

literally happening in charlotte at this very moment

Night lads.

Have a blessed day.

It's either here or britfeel, for sure.

I'd put my money on here.
>Charlotte police shooting: Protests erupt after officer kills man
this again?

catch up on tim videos

youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU

Here's hoping you don't wake up :) x

>No autistic diagrams of how he laid out the precise area and speed to start wall kicking.
:(

Don't understand this edition, what's Ossie Moz got to do with "again and again"?

describe /brit/; /britpol/ and /britfeel/ with crisp flavours

>The incident started when Charlotte police looking to serve a warrant Tuesday shot and killed a man in the parking lot of an apartment complex.
>Though the man was armed, he's not the one police were looking for, the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department said in a statement.

so, armed black guy gets shot by police, BLM destroys their own community because of it

it's sad that i had to scroll all the way down the article to read what actually happened. the first 9/10ths of the article is them pushing their narrative

fucking pathetic

cheese and onion
salt and vinegar
prawn cocktail

Are yank normies in support of BLM? It seems like they're viewed as retarded.

running late again

Ready salted
Worcestershire Sauce
Prawn cocktail
Hurry

going to start leaving at 7:30 soon, this is going to be disastrous

That's when my lunch hour officially ends, how am I supposed to wish you "a nice day"?

Do you guys take umbrage over their tactics or what they protest?

I know BLM always make stupid choices when it comes to their martyrs but surely you cant believe blacks and whites are treated the same by police in america?

THAILAAAAAD

I can leave at 7:35 at the latest

thats the best I can do

And they shouldn't be when black people are far more often than not belligerent retards who'd stab you before co-operating at a routine roadside check

All (((They))) have been doing lately is further enforcing ethnic divisions and tribalism to break down society instead of sorting things out.

Need to stop bothering with wanks after the benzos are kicking in
Wank took half an hour last night and it wasn't even good

just started pissing down outside lads

comfy af

It's more cringe than anything, I'm not taking umbrage. We could get into statistics of crime and police shootings by race, but let's not.
I'm usually back 10 or 15 minutes early anyhow.

alri thailad

Nothing better than a good night's sleep lads

alri

going to work bye

i don't believe the police discriminate against blacks

all of this is a farce

El Gordo MejicANO hahahaha

Have a nice day

just started pissing in the toilet haha

Wake up every morning wanting to end up myself

Bring myself to get out of bed eventually and then spend the whole day waiting for work to end

And repeat

Why

Same

I brought an umbrella to work today so it won't rain at home time.

I am the manifestation of "sod's law"

>poo peeland

You don't think I realize blacks are more criminal than whites in America? It is simply the ROLE they play in the theatre of society.

Up until Trump tweeted about needing to bring jobs into the black ghettos, literally no one in mainstream politics had african-americans backs. The republicans simply ignored them and tailored policy towards southern whites (southern strategy) and the democrats USE them for votes and keep them sucking off the teat of welfare rather than having black men hold together and provide for families. (democrat plantation)

same

guess I'm hoping it will get better at some point

Haha

Krafty bastards have dropped the std dairy milk bar size to 45g from 49g, previously the 54g bar. Guess what !! the price remains the same.

The fat MexicANUS......

dumb frogposter

If you haven;t speak to the doctor, or call the mental health people and book an appointment yourself. It doesn't get fixed by itself except over time, and it might be a long time.

I wonder how much of this is actually true. I mean it's a good theory, but wouldn't actual improvements to their lifestyle secure votes better than welfare and deteriorating conditions?

Tbh mines only been happening this week, think I'm just having a super shit comedown

have you tried using your male privilege

getting my daily dose of pewdiepie and jacksepticeye lads

ah righto, that shit happens. Vitamin every morning helps, I forget what it was the yanks used to take after raves (calcium and magnesium tablets or something?) to help combat comedowns. Never sure if it worked or not.

pretty hungry

all i have to eat is a cold cheeseburger

fuck off murderer

Work lunch with the tights girl today

Americans are presented with a false-dichotomy in politics. For the blacks, there is even less choice.

Basically they have a choice between republicans who make it their mission to cut welfare and the democrats who maintain or cut welfare less and neither actually care about building up black communities with meaningful investments (make work programs, infrastructure spending, education reform etc.)

The democrats are not actually interested in uplifting blacks because once they're secure in a well paying job with benefits they'll be voting republican for policies that will eat less out of their paycheck.

Republicans have traditionally ignored blacks, but their traditional support base has shrunk to the point of needing to court new voters.

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Yoga 710 lad?

keep going out of my room to pour myself a glass of wine but keep forgetting and grabbing a snack instead

this might be why i'm getting fat

giving them more free shit won't solve the problem. change has to come from within

>that crooked canine

KAWAII

Finger went straight through the bog roll again

We have BLM in the uk too. Here they are protesting climate change at an airport for some reason.

checked the emails
cheeked the ''ddit
applied to some jobs

day over already

>All of them white
Bullshit they got past airport security without some form of help

It just seems strange to me that they literally have the same opportunities as whites, Asians etc. yet remain this special case.

People can fuck off with the privilege shit too, I don't buy it for a moment.

>Killing in North Carolina of 43-year-old said to be unarmed and disabled follows fatal shooting of black man in Tulsa.

Stop Killing The Mandem

You have to go back

He's gone and he's never coming back m8, it's time to let go.

What do you even want to know that you can't find on Google anyway?

doing a go to sleep

It's London City airport, they used boats to get across the Thames and onto the runways. Pretty shitty security really, good job they weren't pakis.

was ignoring police instructions and reached into his vehicle

>i don't believe the police discriminate against blacks

t, white man

>jobs, infrastructure and schools are free shit

no they're fundamentals of society that are needed for anybody to succeed

the whole point is that they DONT have the same opportunity

privilege is very real, it has more to do with socio-economics than race but it is very real and never underestimate its power to shape someones path in life

I will admit that there is a very hostile attitude towards blacks that dont succeed in traditional black ways (ie they dont fiddle with mics or play ball), but that is just symptomatic of the conditions of their community. People are naturally jealous of those that are better off than them but its dialled up to the extreme when taken into the context of "oh he a uncle tom nigga he left the hood as soon as they gave him a tie" type crap

I mean, a majority of people dont even social climb in their life. They stay as rich or sometimes even poorer than their parents. So it makes sense that poor blacks would overwhelmingly follow the same life cycle their parents did.

having a think about life, the universe and everything while having a wank, doing a poo, and making an arrangement to do my best at having a go at getting involved in having a punt

i know you think you're smart and all, but you really have no fucking clue at all man, and you aren't impressing anyone

I have faith man. Maybe he's in all the threads and just avoiding me though ;_;

It's good to get user opinions before splashing out ~£800 mane

really not trying to make impressions, im trying to enlighten. Why dont you pull up a seat and have a go at refuting my points? We'll get along better if you try and debate me instead of use ad homo

So everything is someone else's fault, got it.

that was yesterdays killing of a black man, there was another one already :)

>Falling for the 2-in-1 meme

alri

Do you believe someone who grew up in inner city birmingham, went to the worst rated comprehensive in the country and grew up in a fractured home would have the same chances in life as a ponce from kent that went to oxbridge on his parents dime?

Why do you deny that people's life conditions shape their life outcomes?

The end all dimension is not race, but class. And blacks are overwhelmingly an urban under class in america.

It's not so much the 2-in-1 maymay, I just want a touchscreen and at that price range you generally end up with a 2 in 1 anyway

>Why dont you pull up a seat and have a go at refuting my points?

If I knew how to get dindus to stop chimping out I'd have a tv series called 'The Nigger Whisperer' m8.

Nah that would be impossible m8

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