You wake up in Aleppo

You wake up in Aleppo

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Go back to sleep

Grab a local qt and ship her back here.

What's Aleppo?

How are those ctrbux

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Huh, looks normal

Start crying

I await free German citizenship
Do Germans like Australians?

You mean a safer city than where I live in which I can pass for local and buy some awesome soap?

What is an "Aleppo"?

"why am i in trenton"

>safer city than where I live
Just how could a warzone possibly be safer than a country not in civil war?

The fuck is an aleppo

What's a leppo?

>hook up with russians and remove kebab

Cool, move to Germoney and claim monis and a blonde loli gf.

Privet che russkie, kak sjebatsya?

Find the Syrian Arab Army and join them in removing Obama and Hillary and Gulf state funded terrorists.

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Nigga what city do you live in that's somehow worse than Aleppo? Is Juarez really that bad?

Qu'est-ce qu'Alep ?

Keep an eye out for finn boipucci just like everybody else here does everywhere they go

Search the next alawite neighboorhood in order to avoid getting insta-snackbared or barrelbombed.

Join FSA

Good, I hope I get barrel-bombed so I don't have to kill myself like I've been planning.