Tfw no spanish gf

Been going there since I was young

Just because

Bros along with Portugal.

how do you get spanish gf?

They don't. They just love themselves, and if forced to choose otherwise, scratch their heads, look at the map, and remember that there's this other nation just along the Med that's sort of the next best thing...

Where is the OP picture from? Amusing, really, as I'm an Englishman with a mujer española. I didn't realise I was part of some tendency or anything!

>Belgium
Fucking meme artificial country tbqh

Ive got a doctor from spain, shes very naturally charismatic. I can understand.

fuck spain

Дa нe cи цигaнин, вe?
Aryan race > all.

This photo has always baffled me. I mean, not one of the girls is beautiful facially. The blondeness is a ridiculous caricature of the natural hair colour. Is the picture used to somehow demonstrate Scandinavian sexiness? I could only see that working from the perspective of a Sub-Saharan African or Middle-Easterner, where all that is required is the most basic indication of lightness of hair and skin, coupled with apparent sexual openness.

we do?

Well, it is completely normal for you to prefer your own racial stereotype.
Latinas are exotic to us but unfortunately they closely resemble the gypsies in skin color and partially the facial structure. So that's a no.

qt3.14vikinggf > *

>Latinas are exotic to us but unfortunately
hahahaha ...spanish girls =/ latinas but both are shit

Too bad Swedish people are borderline aspie and Swedish girls fucking suck in bed.

>Source, somehow for a decade, every girlfriend I had was Swedish.

I'm English. The Swedish are not massively alien to me (though they do tend to lack the florid complexion so common with us, and are more "golden", and with occasionaly wide-faced boreal traits).

kill yourself

frogs BTFO

can they ever recover?

>Germans cucking NL

lol true

Not entirely necessary.
Autistic/asocial traits are common in Scandinavian people but this means that they are usually kinkier in bed once they feel comfortable with you.

>I'm English.
are you tourist or student?

t. Butthurt virgin

Spanish girls and Latinas are god tier when compared to the rest of European girls (minus the French and Italian ones, of course.)

Neither. I live here. Almost a million of us do, if you haven't noticed! Pero no en la Costa del Sol. Vivo en Granada, y soy padre de dos hijas españolas.

Your latinas are maximum subhuman fat womanlets
Spanish girls are nice though

>Latinas are god tier when compared to the rest of European girls
I can tell you've never been to Europe, or if you have, you've been to the wrong places

Those are native Americans you dumb slavvvvv

Latinas are a mix of European and Native American

>are a mix of European and Native American
>european

you are at most amoorindians

I've only been to Sweden, Norway, Germany, France, and Spain.

Mediterranean girls are far cuter, and less whorish than the liberals to the core Nordic girls

I don't know about the rest of Europe tho

>this is 10/10 in spicland

Well, yeah everyone knows Spanish people are nigs in denial, but you guys are still in Europe, therefore, Europeans.

>but you guys are still in Europe, therefore, Europeans.

geographically maybe but qw are not related to white europeans

what are you doing on an anime forum for 14 year olds lol?

>soy padre de dos hijas españolas

Let's hope they get dicked by spanish chorizos to remove the filthy anglo genes.

You're missing all the Slavlands then

Who say those are 10/10?? These are just girls I know, of course I don't know that many 10/10 girls.

>ESPAÑA shirt

>this considers beautiful in Salvador
Kek
Mix in proportions 1:100 native and spanish kek. Especially in central America like yours. But they are still fat, short, with ugly noses

kek, why isn't he machete'd or enriched with other salvadorian tradition? i thought indians hated us

When will this meme end?

Freaking Slav girls (the ones that aren't as white as the one you posted) look like "white" mestizas for some reason. No wonder why I exclusively looked at Russian porn when I was younger.

He doesn't have many options since most of the girls he knew were raped and decapitated by local cartels.

When you stop claiming to be white, Pierre Gonsales.

>the most beautiful salvadorian girls among not celeb average people is THESE

So... which part of Spain has the best-looking women? Someone said that A Coruña and Galicia produce a lot of models and actresses.

When Spanish people start to look more white desu

Barcelona

Some guanacas are cute.

The further north the cuter they get

Omg not true

I don't why some people find girls like this cute desu

She's just 6/10 not more

And she s more spanish than native

And people ask me why I go to Spain so often

>Dutch men and women both pick Germany
Dutch people are terrible Germanboos. Even on a governmental level.

Although Merkel is doing their best to make us hate Germany.

>galicia

It's full of hambeasts. Madrid is the place.

Going to sleep now but if the Canadian with a Spanish son in Spain that he refuses to declare as his own shows up I just wanted to say to you that you should feel bad

This is why the Netherlands is white.

That photo is from Maгнитoгopcк.

>Latinas are exotic to us
>Bulgaria

Pick one, you're both brown

These women are 30+ and they have children
Salvadorian posts young and unmarried girls
And, at least they aren't brown and short

Bulgarians are white

the butthurt bell is strong in you, polish or romanian?

Where is my dutch gf?

>Why do french speaking women like British men?

Because a combination of the two produces big buttocked actresses.

No, not really. We're as white as the most slavic nations. Perhaps you're thinking about gypsies which unfortunately call themselves bulgarian as well.

t. Pajeet Von Hassani

Neither, I'm assuming that you're Bulgarian based on your reply though. Face it you guys are brown, there's nothing wrong with that, but the delusion about being aryan is embarrassing

stop coming, STOP COMING!
ALL THIS IS A BIG LIE, OUR WOMEN ARE ORCS SO STOP COMING!
first the brits, we don't want to share the same blood so stop coming

nope, but I found funny how uncalled was your butthurt rage

Lie
Spanish girls are much better that english and others

Some of your gypsies are cute.

this one died i think, kek

also
>gypsy
>cute
>ever

The brunette is the best looking girl though.

Who's the dog?

>the delusion about being aryan is embarrassing
We're not aryan, nobody said we were. This doesn't mean that we're not white.

>tfw Spanish gf

Brazil

Cred Forums is actually one of the better news summarising sources on the net, regarding US politics, at least. ;) And it's a slow day at work.

As if it were that easy to confound the infernal schemes of the Eternal Anglo...

Ah well, better that than morcilla mora, por supuesto.

That dog is cute, more doggo posting please

You go to spain because you're poor, don't lie

>You go to spain because you're poor, don't lie

ayy lmao, we should thank the UK government for all the dole money the brits spend in Spain

>Although Merkel is doing their best to make us hate Germany.
don't.

fix your fucking country....spanish girl was mutilated raped in your country yesterday, she worked for IBM.......
you are welcome...but Granada is full of moroccans

>spanish

looks like amerindian

Vivo en el puerto, no la capital, i si, es asi! Mi propio barrio es lleno de inmigrantes - Rumanos sobre todo, pero ellos son mas o menos okay en mi experencia, y Moros, con su carneceria halal and so on. There was an attempted kidnapping of a little girl from a school playground by a Moro here a year or so ago, actually. Did it make national news?

youtube.com/watch?v=QyXEDBLl6Kg

>Did it make national news?
no :(

retarded little brit cuck 2bh

orange juice?

Que sorpresa. Fuck the bastards who run this place.

>tfw some spanish girl that was born in England and had a Royal accent was interested in me and I was too awkward to capitalize
rip me

What's worse is that I was 17 at the time and she was 21.

It's like I tripped and fell through the eye of a golden needle.
That'll never happen again

¿sabes que no son suecas verdad?

>El Equipo Bikini sueco era un grupo de modelos femeninos americanos que apareció en una campaña publicitaria para la Vieja cerveza Milwaukee. Estos anuncios corrieron durante varios meses en 1991 en los Estados Unidos, que juegan con estereotipos americanos de mujeres escandinavas que son pechos grandes rubios y que tienen. La premisa de los anuncios era que un grupo de hombres aburridos o sedientos fue "salvado" por el Equipo Bikini sueco. Otros anuncios se concentrarían en un grupo de varón de hombres que establece lazos por un viaje de caza y refrán "De tipos, no se pone un poco mejor que esto", a que un narrador diría el hombre estaba equivocado y un Viejo camión Milwaukee conduciría millas del camino hacia ellos afirmando que "mejoró", ".. y cuando el Equipo Bikini sueco se reveló, se hizo algo mejor."

>French women

Age difference can be awkward tho, with you """""studying"""" in college/uni while she's working etc.

t. Dated 23 year old when I was 18

Yeah. It was why I was slow to decide I wanted to capitalize.
Anyways, it's for the best that I didn't since she turned out to be a liberal.

most women are
you shouldn't let that come between you and a possible gf

The Dutch just have a huge boner for Germany.

Basically this

in the past it was legal have sex with a girl with 14, to bad that now the limit is 16...

Still obsessed with us, huh