Dutch hate thread

>be dutch
>turn COMPLETELY bald by age 20

> be Dutch
> order a beer
> it comes in a shotglass and is foamy

>be Australian
>ping 400+
>be German
>get refugee'd

>be dutch
>get SPAIN'D

They're vile backstabbing snakes, you can't be true friends with a Dutch person. Only if you can show signs of wealth and education they might have a little bit of respect for you if not they will passive aggressively attack you.

You literally say this every thread, it's just pathetic to this point.

From the Dutch national anthem

>William of Nassau, scion
>Of a Dutch and ancient line,
>I dedicate undying
>Faith to this land of mine.
>A prince am I undaunted,
>Of Orange, ever free,
>To the king of Spain I've granted
>A lifelong loyalty.

>To the king of Spain I've granted
>A lifelong loyalty.

SPAIN'D

>be dutch
>proxy as poland to give out played out generic 'bantz'

>nethercucks

h-how could you hate the dutch ?
I went there many times, love the country, love the people, love their life-style
weather is meh and food is horrible though

These are just dumb. 1/10

SMALL

Nice try but you can't deny how despiteful Dutch people really are.

Why do you hate us so much? :(
T.klaas in Spain

I love Dutch people, especially those who are gay :3

>Dutch
>people

t. Mohammed

SPAIN'D

omg this shitposting skill

>be dutch
>order a beer
>it's really small and foamy
>accidentally knock it over
>flood your country

>be dutch
>wear clog
>bang toe
>complain
hehehee I am genious

REPS ARE IN ORDER

why are anglos so hatefull?

>be Dutch
>use any chance you have to bash USA
Why so bothered?

What is that?

>tfw already completely bald at the age of 23
>tfw Finngol so no Aryan jawline to rock the bald haircut
>tfw literally a 2/10 because of this

>ordered a small beer

Fucking retard

>be dutch
>go up 5 stair
>die of oxygen loss

That's a large, this is your small size.

>be dutch
>cry from all this banter
>accidentally flood his country

I know you're meming and all, but you do realise that the reason that line is in there is a justification for the Dutch Revolt, ya? William was loyal to the Habsburg crown until he was fed up and took sovereign rule for himself.. And we won.

>be Israeli
>enter room on same floor
>die of oxygen loss

Sinterklaas???

is this the designated clog wog thread?

>mfw Dutch butthurt and frustration ITT

>this kills the D*tch

Fuck you

you are much like us

>be dutch
>step out of the house
>in another country

No wonder you need freedom of movement.

delet this thread

>Dutch birthdays
>Dutch caravans
>Dutch accents

Literally worst people. The only redeeming factor is cheese, but they literally keep all the good stuff for themselves while flooding global markets with shit tier generic factory Gouda..

>be Dutch
>bow before your Spanish masters and smile

S P A I N ' D
P
A
I
N
'
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Honestly Im baffled how can anyone hate the dutch people, literally one of the nicest nations on earth

t.Arab

>dutch language
>using "oe" to represent /u/ sound

is this true?

>Be rest of the world
>Cannot into oe, ui and u
>Cannot into g, sch and ch

lmao

Goudse kaas 48+ jong best cheese

>be duch
>belive that your country was the most important part of the spanish empire
>be a big pain in the ass all the time

we don't hate you...

>be dutch
>be part of the spanish empire

>be dutch
>be a skinny pale lanklet faggot

The rest of the world is so jelly and salty, How does it feel that I can pick up any woman from your country with my 6'3 Height and aryan face features?

>be Dutch
>order a large beer
>receive this

How does it feel that you know that dating non germanic women is degenerate?

>be finnish
>order a large beer
>have to sell house to be able to afford it

then you open your mouth and throat cancer comes out and the women recoil away

we won that war though
>be spanish
>get DUTCH'D

>tfw we're relevant enough to have a hate thread
t-thanks everyone
this means a lot to me

t.Jamal

Fuck off somali faggot

its complicated, it's was more like they were part of the territory of the emperor. Spain wasn't in better situation but we were loyal to the church and the monarchy and we had the colonies to pay our wars... i feel that it was a bad idea send our soldiers to flandes but the good thing is that now we have many dutch paintings, for example Jheronimus Bosch.

Boerenkaas best kaas. Also oude kaas > jonge kaas

Succes breeds jealousy, we literally live in the best country on Earth

90% of the Spanish army here were Dutch soldiers. The amount of Spaniards was maybe bit over 5% plus some Italians and Germans.

i don't care, when we talk about history of the spanish empire everything is full of lying and normally the sources are not very historically objective.
the winners are the one who write the history and we are losers...

good job.

>when we talk about history of the spanish empire everything is full of lying and normally the sources are not very historically objective.

Sadly that is true, i did some research into the dutch revolt and getting reliable sources is practically impossible.

10/10

Yes. Hair products cost money, and as we are genetically cheap our hair disappears in our late teens. This way we can save more money for caravan trips to France.

i'm ok with that, history is history and at least we have your santa claus

>at least we have your santa claus

Care to explain?

That's a large in Europe.

underrated

Sinterklaas comes from Spain with his moorish helpers every November.. That's what the story goes here. I think he means that.

Back at it again with the dyke schoes.

Sinterklaas, the dutch santa claus is a spaniard, from Madrid... so every dutch children have a christmas present from an old spanish man. Oh! and the elves are niggs

And naughty kids are sent to Spain as punishment. I can see their point.

Are the Dutch a literal meme race?

We invented your continent, have some respect

When we say sent to Spain as punishment what is meant is sent away to the Moors in Spain as a slave.

STOP COMING

Underrated post

>being dutch to begin with
Hehehahaueh

same fag, that was terrible

>when your Dutch friend comes over for beers

nah bruv :')

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>a refugee got hold of a pc and internet
>goes to Cred Forums
wtf i love refugees now

What is it that makes Brits the worst tourists in Europe? Everywhere i go the loudest, dumbest and most annoying people always seem to be Brits.

It's just that you lot can't handle the banter.

I'm so happy right now
people actually care enough about us to hate us

I'm not him, Jiemba

>literally takes 15 minutes to slightly edit a screenshot

Kek

t. Sylvana Simons

I once met some drunk brits in croatia. It literally took us 2 minutes only to sing Rule, Britannia and order beer.

Why would I spent 15 minutes trying to prove that I'm not laughing at my own joke

why don't you go back to morroco then?

because memes are serious business, and you're in way over your head chump

>manlet countries bantering us

I started balding at 16, I'm 30 and I haven't accepted it yet, I have a huge ass ugly combover

I have flemish ancestry

>you're in way over your head chump

>>turn COMPLETELY bald by age 20

what did he mean by this?

Both me, 100% Germanic Dutchman who believes race mixing is degenerate.