Be Germany

Hes correct. A country is its government.
America is the oldest country, technically.

This isnt a joke. The only way you can argue against this fact is to try and claim that a country is not its government but defined by something else. This definition does not work because it would cause problems in cases, such as czechoslovakia

Surely you jest, Poland is a mere 71 years to our 115 years. That's a WHOPPING 44 year difference.

That's a very new worldish point of view here mate, but our history did not begin in 1945. People in 1945 were looking up to something that was already well established throughout the past centuries. Shift of governments also isn't an indicator, especially that in modern non-totalitarian countries government changes all the time with elections.

Mate your country gained independence for the first time in its history in fucking 1968 if I'm not wrong

Germany has the refugee crisis and the aging population crisis.

1901
yours, 1945

Australia became an independent nation on 1 January 1901

Our government defines our age, we've had a continuous government ever since, my 71 year old friend

Oh wait, it's 1986
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_Act_1986
Just four years before I was born

The Germans always plotted for the destruction of Europe.

>polish intellectuals

lmao what is this revisionism. Poland was invented in 1945

>The principal difference between the Commonwealth and UK versions of the Australia Act lies in the reference, appearing in the long title and preamble to the Commonwealth version but not present in the UK version, to Australia as "a sovereign, independent and federal nation". While this might be understood as a declaration of independence, it can also be understood as an acknowledgement that Australia was already independent, leaving open the question of when independence had been attained. There is no earlier declaration or grant of independence.
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We gained independence on January 1st 1901, a 71 year old nation COULDN'T possibly understand

Poland's government commenced in 1945

>But it decided that the effect of the Australia Act 1986 (Cth) was that, at least from the date when the Act came into operation, Britain had become a "foreign power" within the meaning of Constitution section 44(i), so that a parliamentary candidate who had British nationality was ineligible to be a member of the Commonwealth Parliament.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>ywn be German

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1901 > 1945

LITTLE

POLISH

TIMELINES

>ywn be German girl

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>be australian
>get new country in 1986
>get khan'd in early 2016

You dipshit, it's just for formalities sake over one insignificant thing being forgotten when our actual independence took place. It's not like any B*itish were part of our Parliament

>my grandma is older than bloody poland

JEEZUS

>damage control

>my mom's older than bloody straya
JUST

poland on suicide watch

>again

>his mum is 115 years old

She would have been more than old enough to recollect Katyn

FUAARK

KURWA lad delet this post right now

>A country is it's government

Among colonial countries, sure, but among those whose existence predates the modern age?

At least the Germans and the Soviets have had something to cull, unlike in Italy.

How is it a formality if it remained unchanged all the way up to the late eighties?

What?
Sweden has been independent since 1521 and have been a state and country since atleast 11th century.

>Australia
>"country" of kangaroos, abos, deserts, poison spiders and SJWs
>"nation" of convicts that were too undesirable to keep around even for the inbred Englishmen
>literally unable to calculate 2016 minus 966
>most famous Australian is Josef Fritz
>second most famous Australian is a literal crocodile
>lost a war against Emus
>upside down
>abbos sleeping right on the streets
>skin cancer

>made up country created in 1992 replies to me
don't do this ever again

>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Cred Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

What's going on here

Why do the images uploaded by Australian posters have such file sizes?

>bulgaria

lol

It seems that current sweeden only goes back to the 1974 instrument of government.

>spends half an hour thinking of this post
>still lives in poland

post yfw new zealand is older than the """"""country"""""" of poland

I agree, but my argument still stands, there was nothing to cull in Italy, unless your consider northern separatists and mafia leaders as "intellectuals".

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Cred Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>be Poo Peelander
>wake up next to your sheep getting fucked by a Maori
>"oi broo I'm gewing ewt to git sum fush n chups"
>ride a kiwi to the sheep farm
>get stopped by maoris
>they force you to do the Haka naked in front of your sheep
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the Ngarikikaiputahitamanuhiri people
>continue on your way
>fuck sheep all day so they can feed on the nutrients in your semen and develop shiny thick coats for sale to aussies
>go home
>get mugged by maories again
>no haka this time, give them some of your bottled sheep cum instead
>switch on the tv
>scmp.com/news/china-insider/article/1442525/china-top-country-origin-fresh-new-zealand-immigrants
>don't get bitten by a spider
>have to live longer, suffering miserably in your chink-infested shithole

At least Bulgaria has a historical pedigree, created several Empires while England couldn't even take care of the Welshmen.

>be """"polish""""
>live in a literal child of a country
>steal new zealand-made copypastas

So Libya is 0-5 years old at best? Lmaoing out loud

>be New Zealandian
>defend Australia on the internet
wew innit

Canada

So the US will be founded in November 2016?

>26 years old

>wikipedia
The state and country have been independent since 1523, legislating a new government form (that have been the defacto way the country was ruled for 50 years) does not make a new country.

do germans actually believe new zealand and australia are different? lol

All I know is that Australians don't molest sheep.

> be german
> have one of the most intelligent and productive people
> economy is a powerhouse, every time

> STILL ALWAYS MANAGE TO LOSE FUCKING WARS

yeah they just eat the sheep we molest

> HMM LET ME TRY EMPIRE BUILDING
> LOL NO, SHITTY COLONIAL """EMPIRE"""
> LOL NO LOST WAR
> HMM LET ME TRY FASCISM
> MUH 1000 YEAR REICH
> BARELY LASTED 1.5 DECADES
> LOST WAR AGAIN
> HMM LET ME TRY COMMUNISM
> AHAHAHAHAA
> HMM LET ME TRY CAPITALISM
> FUCK THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING WELL, HELP ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SUCCESS IS
> BETTER CHANGE TO SOCIALISM WITH NIGGERS IN MY STREETS AND EX-COMMUNISTS IN MY UNION

>Be australian
>decide to look at porn
>it's banned
>decide to browse youtube
>have to wait 48 minutes to load Men at Work's Down Under
>go for a stroll in the mean time
>forget sunblock and insect repelant cork hat
>run towards the nearest liquor store to get some shade
>get bitten by several spoidahs
>buy a twelve pack of Fosters
>run back home
>see an Abbo pointing at the corner
>get trampled by horse archers in your front lawn
>Down Under is still buffering

did you know that germany has NEVER won a war?

Not even against Poland?

> be polish
>>>>> BE POLISH

HAHAHAHAHA

>living in Australia
more like surviving innit

>pingstralia

>germany couldn't even win a war against P O L A N D

>A country is its government.
"no"

I WANNA KISS POLISH BOYS

>be german
>is literally a self destructive sjw cuckserative state
>is literally allergic to fun and is a nanny state as a result of it
>literally get swarmed and buttfucked in the ass by kebabs
>is known for it's highly degenerative porn
>is literally tearing yurope apart

>be polish
>live in poland

I WANNA KISS AUSSIE GIRLS

>using sjw unironically
>using nanny state unironically
>using degenerative unironically
kys

>>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping

>play online game with Australian
Just kidding, that's literally impossible.

...

>using colin craig as a reaction image unironically
>literally is triggered by my comment

I N T O T H E T R A S H Y O U G O

>he doesn't colinpost

Online chess and Scrabble m8

who /GOAT/ here?

what are you, gay for him or something?, stop obsessing over him you fuckin faggot

"look at me I'm an autist lmao" - (You), september 2016

why are you quoting yourself?

>gommunist strayans
>white

>no u

t. Takate Kowalsky

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>65168383
no (You) for (You) today friend :^)

>uses 'no u' unironically
look at this edgy faggot, trying to be badass with colin craig reaction gifs and images

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
MAORIIIIIII CUMMMM

u better back the fuk up b4 u get smacked the fuk up

>BIG HAIRY KIWIS

If the population died from age, the few young people would end up living in a worthless country, and like all worthless countries, it's inhabitants would eventually be swarming like mayflies.

are you trying to threaten me with that?, it's not going to work yu colinfag, FIGHT ME FAGGOT

>nz in charge of shitposting

1outz

good single

cmom, is that the best you got

...

The aging population crisis is only a financial problem. Old people haven't saved for their old days and still they wish to retire because they feel entitled to it. So they demand younger people work extra long to fund their retirement.