Bedroom of a typical /brit/ lad edition

bedroom of a typical /brit/ lad edition

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racist edition*

things you own:
>big sports direct mug
>guitar you haven't played for years
>an old ps2 gathering dust in the cupboard

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Join my fucking game or this thread is GONE

>it's a parents belittle you over everything and wonder why you have no confidence episode

My gf

> vanishing captchas that go on for FUCKING INFINITE

FUCK

OFF

actual new

actually she is mine

>starting a thread war
>kpop
hmmmm it figures

nerds haha

Nope

could honestly drop kick each and every one of you into orbit and not think twice about it

almost felt bad but realised that is an anime >gif so:
a) fuck off
b) stop watching anime
c) just putting this in to avoid the duplicate block

>not using legacy

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R8 my room

edgy/10

Better pic

my bedroom

My room
How about?

wahey the boys are back in town
how was berlin

>All these JF posting their rooms

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join this game or your mum will die in her sleep tonight xx

ah yes sorry, this is my GF

REALLY comfy

>hooligan edition

Your bedroom is just a flag and a shelf?

>when a mexican replies to your genius comment
ugh, just dont okay?

gf shit the bed again

fuck off poleaboo you freak of nature

reading 2000AD comics lads
ama

>posting in a poleaboo thread that doesn't even have a subject

what the fuck are you all doing?

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/brit/ is in the OP so it can be searched from the catalogue

it's that or a ludford thread

This is so accurate that it's scary

Thanks :3

Cleaned out my room recently and felt great

>Brummy
>Hating a paki

>fucking a dog
I expected nothing else from you

would rather this than an autistic knonce thread

Post pics, girl

How big is your cunt?
Roostie please leave

some people will overlook it if it's not in the subject

>picking a crossdressing paki criminal over a picture of an asian girl

have a nice long word with yourself mate

*gives you a wet sloppy kiss that leaves a ton of spit on your cheek*

Are you a feminist

Think it's going to be another afternoon sat alone in my room playing the guitar and quietly singing Elliott Smith songs desu lads.

it's the spastic that posts the pictures, not the pictures themselves. just wish he would off himself.

post a picture out your window and i will find your house desu

well I'm obviously not gonna do that then, am I

Good to know you are such an original person lad only really genuine people can express them self with music and forcing over people to enjoy it with them I wish I was your friend cuz you are so cool can you teach me how to roll my own spliffs?

>picking a flat arse kpop star over the st georges cross
have a nice long word with yourself mate

are you implying that the OP isn't poleaboo?

Here you go la

unironically hate poleaboo less than k pop posters

tfw sick

going to watch german south park and do a wank later

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choon lads

Saw this smug cunt walking around Dublin the other day, tax dodging cunt, can't stand him, nearly as bad as "Sir" Bob Geldof

got 25€

rorke

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you live somewhere where there are hills

you live in a town or city

Th-thanks man, really appreciate that you appreciate my art. Don't know how to roll spliffs though :'(

FOB

alri craven

zika babies are now being born in the US.

oops x

>have a nice long word with yourself mate

no thanks mate, I'm not the one supporting a paki, but I suppose that's the english thing to do

go on then, explain to me how kpop posters are worst than pakipoo?

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>the girl who wants to shag me ignores me for days
>I ignore her for twenty minutes
>She calls me to ask why I'm ignoring her

reeeee and such

Tell her your willy is silly tee hee

>less autistic and mentally ill
>hates pakis
>likes england
>isn't and inbred sheep shagger
>doesn't spam ugly gooks in every thread
enough reasons?

How can they tell?

Tell her you're busy and then continue to ignore her for a few hours more, but then talk to her and be friendly and nice as if you haven't just been ignoring her. It's the time-honoured classic push-pull technique.

and i bet you wont call her out on it and remain her obedient little time whore.

great post

kek all my flatemates right there

>less autistic and mentally ill
clearly not
>hates pakis
he's a paki himself?
>likes england
if you actually value his opinion, I feel for you
>isn't and inbred sheep shagger
>picking a paki over a white briton
have another word with yourself
>doesn't spam ugly gooks in every
thread
ahh yes, he just spams his blog instead

how dare you

already had this in mind hahaha

Guess what, dullards, you can hate more than one autistic prick

i have replaced rice with cauliflower
tastes a bit worse but fuck carbs desu

Why the fuck are all our bed sheets and walls white user?! Explain this shit!

Got stung by a hornet right on my achillies tendon lads
Not best pleased

reddit has me howlin ngl

asian hornet?

Fuck Off M8

There's also a bed, a deal and a closet, but because my room is very narrow I can't take pics of it all

Yoga 710 lad?

Just kill yourself lads

>i think in terms of culture and civilisation
alri lazy rorke

>posts anime

>posts anime

No Shit Sherlock

my doggo > your doggo

even though its really small

Is York objectively the best place in the UK?

>add an inactive thread with barely any posts on page 8 to my thread watcher
>deleted minutes later

I think janitor is tracking me lads

doing a read lads

At least I can divide between real and fake not like you lads with your idol gf bs.

Also I don't bone 2D not like you m8

My walls are magnolia you cretin.

Refer to

wow

have yellow walls desu because i am lib dem through and through

Why?

alright keep telling yourself that nonce

hyped desu lads

does anyone wanna be my welsh friend?
i quite like the welsh, they're not that bad.

i prefer them to the scots and irish.

kek

wahey steak wahey manly steak wahey poncy quiche wahey

wahey

where are you from?

don't start

Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*

same for you m8

>leeds asian party

ah yes

might do a jeremi and go to thailand

lmao ayy

What do you expect from a website filled with teenagers who genuinely believed that Bernie Sanders was going to shake things up?

I can't wait for the next general election where Labour get fucking raped again by meme parties like the Greens and Lib Dems

>Leeds's
painful

>Cause LibDems clearly succeeded in the last elections

Don't get me wrong I hate all parties equally

>Trying to find the London School of Business on a map
>See this out of the corner of my eye

Miss parkinson desu lads

Is that Dearborn, Michigan?

south west england
are you from wales?

> no subject
fucking hell lads COME ON

someone make a proper thread

lad have you ever been here we got some really fit asians, and with the unis we get fresh blood regularly

its jsut a fancy term for a mosque you idiot

imagine NOT being from Devon
must be hard

Imagine coming from a county whose only claim to fame is what order they put cream and jam on a scone lol

/brit/ night out?

nah just saying you don't add that s at the end desu

>CCTV
>sissyTV
>sissybrits

lmao

Just get a real gf and you know why

>being poor

yup, plus south west england is one the the few english regions I actually like

>poor
>devon
ummm try again laddo

there are poor scousers here but they are from liverpool, not from devon lol

Chicago Town Frozen Pizzas are pretty peng blud

you flag is so stinky you need an air freshener on it lmao

>Salaam Alakeum, I am from Lebabon

Yeah cause we know how to party m8

woof this fiery piri-piri chicken is a bit
*cough*
wew this uh
MM *cough*
ah fuckinhel-
*blows out cheeks*
this chicken has a bitofa-
*squeezes watering eyes shut*

what fucking general is this

Wow, now I understand

t. crooked teeth sissy fag

THIS. MUST. STOP.

Capitalism is an imperfect system in an imperfect society.

Christ, I didn't realise wales was this poor, feel sorry for them

Just went on /x/ lads and they were talking about fairies, go and bring a post back

>partying in the poofs' district

Oh lad

I have some fairies

>tfw Yorkshire and the Humber

EASTERN POWERHOUSE

found a fairy right here for you lad
*holds a mirror up facing you*

it's all starting to make sense lads

>Americans overfeed their pets so much they're starting to appear on Google Maps

was gonna post something like that LmaOOOO

>it's a shorter drive from a mosque to the white house than a mosque to downing street
>Americucks call us cucked

kek

dress
to impress
spark the bitches' interest

>At just 25 years of age, he was the youngest MSP to be elected to the Scottish Parliament.
>When being sworn in, he took his oath in English then Urdu reflecting his Scottish-Pakistani identity; he was dressed in a traditional sherwani decorated with a Partick Thistle tartan touch and a plaid draped over his shoulder.

nice, you're my friend now

Christ, I didn't realise england was this islamic, feel sorry for them

hmmm

chebs

me, 7th row in the middle

>Scottish Parliament
who?

The place where your taxes give people free university

I've walked past that McDonald's

heyhey lads anyone got an update on yank ethnic background? i heard they only had 63% white people, that can't be true can it? they're meant to be a developed nation lol

scots could do with a leg up desu

our muslims and our blacks are better than yours

makes you think

>sticking up for muslims and blacks

How long would it take you to walk to your nearest mosque / islamic centre from your house?

3 hours 6 minutes, here

terrorist attacks in the last 2 years:
uk - none
usa - 3

Groups of people taking up the entire width of a pavement yet walking extremely slowly trigger me so hard.

theyre better than americans

20 minutes

1 1/2 hours dezew

no idea honestly, never seen one (essex)

only mosques/islamic centres i've actually seen in this country were in Liverpool

Ah yes, if you do anything unhealthy you should have literally zero standards. If you drink Redbull you might as well eat literal shit

7 minutes.

There's also a Sikh temple across the street from the Mosque.

10 mins lel its right next to the gp walk in centre

>5 December 2015: Three people are stabbed at Leytonstone tube station in east London, with one person suffering severe knife injuries; police subsequently announced that they were treating the stabbings as a 'terrorist incident'.[32] Video footage emerged following the stabbing of the attacker repeatedly shouting "this is for Syria", in reference to the Royal Air Force's bombing of the Islamic State in Syria, which had commenced on 3 December after parliamentary approval.[33]

About to get in the tights girl from works car, will be a struggle to keep the willy soft

I think it's 62%, but at least according to one genetic study that remaining 62% is more white than previously thought, as in whites have less Amerindian or negro blood than expected.

one in maidstone

How long does it take you to walk to the church you attend from your house?

Use Google Maps
Just searching for "Essex, UK to mosque" comes up with 9 minutes lol

>picking non whites over americans

don't even know where maidstone is lel

I live in Chelmo

>our minorities integrating with our culture
>yanks are fighting a civil war with theirs

makes you think

13 minutes

Turns out she's actually really fucking stupid lads. Weird how your brain autocorrect anything a woman says to being interesting and clever if she's attractive

42 minutes to mosque
21 minutes to synagogue
9 minutes to church

>picking non whites over non whites
eh?

>tfw your brother is an utterly irredeemable cunt

theres a mosque in chelmo lad

28 minutes

Don't attend, but 30 seconds, live right next to one

Apparently mine is a 6 hour walk

Sung an Irish ballad lads.

vocaroo.com/i/s0KhCN1aRSPG

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at St martens college

It takes me 2 hours at highway speed (110kph/65mph) to drive to the only mosque in my province, not sure how long to walk.

It's just a cabin with a picture of a mosque painted on the outside.

It's very white here tbqhf

>más lenta

really? didn't come up in the google maps app

where abouts is it?

youtube.com/watch?v=RNDVylJyhiA

it really does

it means slower, lad

aqui lo tienes jaja

she's stopped ignoring me
what does she want

Good to know that if it ever kicks off there's a nearby group of muslim haters packing swords.

I am a radical centrist.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/19/woman-who-treated-police-like-a-personal-punchbag-avoids-jail-af/
>olice have accused magistrates of allowing a shameless single mother to treat police officers like her "personal punchbag" after she escaped jail for her 11th violent attack on them.
>But the unemployed former cleaner - who claims employment support allowance - has repeatedly been spared jail after she insisted she was striving to be a "good role model" to her three children.
>A probation officer speculates her actions when in drink may be an instinctive response to direct instructions from males, arising from her long history of domestic abuse."
Ah yes "great" britain

right in the centre shit nigger i had no idea

did not read this

shan't be reading this

lmao

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> Essential releases poll showing 49% of Australians support a ban on Muslim immigration

>google BLM Canada
>get this
>appears to be on a Canadian street in sonewhere in China

It's time for the day of the rope in Canada/c'est temps pour la jour de le corde dans canada.

>had all morning off
>wasted it on Cred Forums

I really need to ban this shitty site, I don't even enjoy it

thought it would be higher desu

here forever m8

Might try and sell my virginity. Was thinking of charging £20 due my age (27) being a bit of a novelty. What you reckon lads?

>have a day off
>mean to catch up with my movie backlog, anime backlog, and game backlog
>instead spend it on /brit/, Cred Forums, and /ck/

What about this site makes it so addictive?

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we've got too many smellbourners for our own good

Is your hymen still in tact though?

I'll buy it but I get to choose who takes it

Should have stated women only, I'm not bent or owt. Hoping some old lass who can't get a shag anymore will find £20 a reasonable price.

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REALLY MAKING ME THINK LADS

melbourne is the only place worth saving in australia desu

Smeg my arse!

cracks me up that he still presents deal or no deal

the gf is a 18 yo kissless virgin
bit weird
didn't think any girls older than 15 were virgins anymore

There's three mosques within 10 minutes that i know of and an Asian Cultural Centre

t. London

70% of Canadians want to stop Muslim immigration to Canada

ok

>he believes her

creasing

lol

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see these little sluts man
little sluts like that they want jake man
little sluts
little sluts they want niggas man
hoes
white hoes
little white hoes
cave bitches
fuck white bitches man

yeah
affirmitive action is for white women, i thought you knew this by now but it seems you wasnt listening
a lot of feminists be acting like they down with it, but when it comes down to it trust me they aint down with it
piggy-backing off our struggles
who you fooling, they be talking down to black women and y'all wanna recruit them nah
i never had jungle fever, y'all dont please me, i just bust a nut in you ducks because you easy
i never vibe with feminists because every time we move the needle, y'all going shell beetle and play that victim shit
white hoes like mega man, blast it till you drop, take all your powers and keep gunning for the top
where were y'all feminists when Emett Till got killed and George Danny Jr was murdered, making picket signs?
im spitting facts unbiased, how can you trust a group whose only goal is to be white men's sidekick?
and you age like leather bags, you zombies, and find us full of women but my name aint Mit Romney
with those lips and those hips you ain't down mommy, stop fronting, acting black as damn hobby
dont trust them just fuck them, dont love them
they are not your friends, they are cacks, stop fronting
fuck their race fuck, fuck their creeds, fuck their world
it will be a cold day in hell before im down with a swirl

Yeah exactly the same m8, was planning on playing some games and maybe watching an episode of the americans, but I just fucked around on Cred Forums and Cred Forums all morning.

>What about this site makes it so addictive?
I think it's because its such low effort, nothing you post makes any difference here, it ends up just numbing your brain and you can't be arsed to do anything else

If you ban them from immigrating, they win

>she got ugly

can i just check if this is /brit/

Not even considering to read this

20 minute walk, 5 minutes by car (Praise be to Allah)

she's either lying or she's a complete mongo

>most peaceful time in human history
>highest levels of displacement of peoples since WW2

People actually think refugees aren't economic migrants?

Just had an absolute nightmare lads.

I bought the shower attachment for my fleshlight, was going away at it just now and my dick came out as I was thrusting and when I went forwards it nipped a bit of plastic and cut the inside of my japs eye.

Wouldn't stop bleeding for ages, I've wrapped toilet paper around my bellend and taped it down now I'm scared to look.

Do you guys really believe all the memes?
Canada was a Tory government for a decade, the liberals have been in for less than a year and will not stay in much longer if they don't fix their shit.

nationalpost.com/m/wp/news/canada/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/majority-of-canadians-dont-want-to-take-in-more-than-25000-syrian-refugees-new-poll

lets ban followers of a certain religion from immigrating lads

*filling in the immigration form*
>are you a muslim?
*ticks "no" *
those wiley muslims win again lads

Piss off racist. Smash the BNP.

She has no reason to lie

Honestly? The second one.

'moff sleep

going to do some shitposting

need to use the ali g method and just let all the fit immigrants in

Just carpet the arrivals lounge of American airports with images of Muhammad and the names of Allah

Problem fucking solved

Is she Polish? Is that why someone stabbed her in the throat?

meant to be in a lecture but I'm in bed lads

lads i can't figure out if literally every brown person currently applying for asylum or residency is an economic migrant or if they're all 100% syrian children who need help

i've heard it's definitely one or the other

good lord, i believe it

I take it back, that monster is definitely a virgin.

Jesus christ lad, go to a hospital or something. That made my penis hurt and I'm only reading what happened to yours

youtube.com/watch?v=2gKdF0O9uFo

remember when you thought you were good looking? so did I.

anyways, I love how he keeps shilling I'VE CHANGED THE FASHION INDUSTRY M8 FUCKIN BELIEVE IT

when no designer in their right mind would ever actually put him in actual clothes. He might as well be a male stripper, you'll never see him in respectable /fa/ clothes, the aesthetics would be awkward.

What's the lecture on?

Danish
Can you see why she's a kissless virgin now?

She wouldn't lie to me

That's funny because I've heard that they're a mix of both but skewed enough towards the first kind to not let any of the fuckers in

>american airports
wat

>those limbal rings
Fuaaark her best feature desu

Piss out of it. Piss is sterile and a natural antibiotic.

an easy way to do so would be to disallow all immigrants muslim majority countries from entering.

is this a long distance gf that you've never met?

fashionable honestly isn't something to strive towards

if you look good you look good, if you don't you can't put on trendy clothes and look like anything but someone who is consuming with intent

I just checked and it's stopped bleeding. It's not a big cut, probably about 0.5cm.

I'm not sure what to do now though, surely it will just heal like a normal cut?

Funny you say that I had a piss as I got out of the shower and whilst it stung like fuck it seemed to stem the bleeding a bit.

ah yes, sure to improve our relationships with those countries

but swedish women are fit 2bh

>preteen girl's first model-crush
wew

pleb

I lied, piss is literally poison haha

Yes.

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Reeeeeeeeeeee

ummmm the politicians prolly don't want their citizens leaving anyway

>so did I

Was that before or after you started walking towards the camera?

kek

any plans to actually visit each other? how did you meet her?

>caring about maintaining relationships with savages

Alri Mr Hussein

Prime Gandy > Prime O'Pry > the rest

This comment was removed because it broke the house rules. Explain

>support Assad
>support the rebels
>support the Kurds

Fuck off, christ. It makes no difference to them anyway, you might as well support ISIS for the banter.

that's a big chin

reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/53mdyp/be_above_average/

read the part on style la'.

honestly though it depends on a man's body.

IS there a worse fetish than foot fetish? Like it's solidly the dumbest fetish and you're not going to find any girls who're into it beyond pandering to your indecent desires

are you a diplomat
you sound pretty good at this stuff

Met her through some shitty facebook group my ex added me to while we were dating back in like March

Shall be visiting her when I have the money. All about money innit. She can't visit me though because of health reasons

I wasn't joking btw I really am off to sleep sorry you won't see my quality posts for a bit

le kurds are le good guys tho

> he browses /r/TRP

why haha

4 U

My sister said to me randomly once "I don't know how some people can have a foot fetish, it's so weird" and she always walks around barefoot.

I'm hoping she was bluffing and really likes feet so we can engage in some kinky stuff.

foot fetishists are worse than paedophiles and scat lovers.

Diplomacy is for bellends
ISIS have got the right idea tb h

hmmm need to get a new job lads

delet this

It's not a real fetish
It's desperate manbabies sexualising a part of the body they have an off-chance of seeing on strangers because they'll never get near a vagina

still preteen-girl-tier

rasheed

these male models are just absolute memes.

they'll achieve nothing in /fa/ other than LOOK AT ME I'M HAAAAWT.

wow, i really hope this is some sort of sick fantasy you've conjured up in that mentally ill mind of yours

me gusta?

FOS

really forces you to ponder

Its just hipster culture translated into sexuality where boobs are too mainstream etc

lmfao

proper catch you found there lad

brother just dress like, plainly and decently and it's enough

why fixate on image? the trendiest and most on point fashionable people i know are also some of the most boring

also the whole link you provided

George Formby's at it again

new

Why would we have to speak their language if we did the conquering?

enjoying watching lisicki struggle to deal with the high standards of beauty imposed upon him by society

he's like an insecure girl lol

I was desperate 2bh
but seriously she has to sleep with an oxygen mask on or she could unironically die

Your style can be whatever you want: classy, rocker, goth, preppy, casual, urban, etc. Just remember to NOT BE AVERAGE.


ahh ahah of course

no bully

>The video is debated to be from 5-20 minutes. In the video two adults, one male and one female,sexually torture a young girl (age isn't specified, but definitely CP) I didn't get too many details, but some of the following apparently happens: Something similar to alligator clips are used on the girl. The girl is beaten several times. The girl is defecated on, and smeared with it. Lastly, her limbs are severed using a machete and then her throat is slit while blood pours out of the wounds.

i did a thread about yodelling and everyone is ignoring it

>What do you say to David Cameron, saying that those that can't speak English might be sent back
>ooga booga durkha durkha muhammed jihad
>*giant spring under her chair launches her back to pakiland*

what the fuck man

just buy a prostitute. or are you unironically in love with her now

She's literally the only person in the world I feel an emotional connection to

That cunt sheriff got exactly what he deserved.

It's PISSING down and mum won't pick up
Fuck sakes

indeed he did

Mosque- 40 minute walk
Church- 1 minute walk (it's across the street)

test

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Cred Forums doesn't change picture tags. Interesting.

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Check out The Chronicles of Wormwood if you have not done so already.

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Are you lonely?

>Implying the people who settled in those countries didn't learn the native languages.
>Implying an English person in England should learn the languages of every country some English people invade.

That's more than half the world. Get a grip, lady.

>Implying we didn't bring civilisation to the people we conquered.

Don't ponder too much.