>Be australian
>Start a war against birds
Be australian
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>can't beat birds
>can defeat Italians
Italians are literally inferior to avians
weak comeback my friend
at least italy fought real humans
all you can fight in australia are birds, spoidahs and abbos
For a maritime people, you Italians are deplorable swimmers, hence the Foibe.
>be italy
>invade france
>france surrenders
>join france's side
>lose
i was gonna look for something to reply you with, but then i realized there's nothing to talk about your """"""""""country"""""""""""
>be italian
>change sides
We own the entire continent... Without other countries to fight land wars against we get drunk and shoot at birds. Don't tell me you don't envy our lifestyles
I must side with Italy this time. Losing a campaign against birds is way more humiliating than changing sides.
>be german
>start a war
>lose
>decisive emu victory
enjoy your desert island, you pommy cunt
the africa of oceania
>be australian
>get roasted on Cred Forums
>get roaster IRL due to depleting ozone layer
>ancestors were roasted by abbos
>his island got roasted already
>siding with Italy
That's what got you trouble last time
>be Australia
>start a war
>against birds
>loose
And don't come up with other wars you're literally cannon fodder for your British overlords.
Actually siding with Italy never brought us much trouble.
>be australian
>lose a made up war
>be german
>lose multiple real wars
can't make this shit up
>be new zealand
>don't even show up on most maps
>lose the war
>forced by the emus to put a cuckstamp on your passport
you can't make this shit up
>be italy
>have distinctive shape
>make easy target for nukes
A
SINGLE
FUCKING
LETTER
excuse me what
>36,000 captured /45,000
holy fuck
>be new zealand
>don't show up on maps
>chinks can't aim their nukes at us
can't make this shit up
>be italian
>have worse internet then australia
holy shit that is the weakest banter i've ever read on this imageboard
how new are you?
Even a trashcan is more comfortable than the initial housing your immigrants have received once they've arrived to the United States of America.
You won't be laughing when all that remains of your """"country"""" is a smouldering pile of radioactive spaghetti
>uses "weakest banter i've ever read" unironically
lol, you just give away on how yu are at this
good double
This banter gimmick is cancer.
>t. White Canadian male
Yep
>Be Italian
>Start a war over a wooden bucket