/brit/

this seems fake to me

perfect

they all use bb cream that lightens your skin apprantly

*bursts out of your chest and slithers away*

you're waiting at the train station after a hard rugby session
this figure approaches you and asks to measure your chest
what do you do?

Oops sorry lads just turn your computers upside down lmao

well done, idiot

How do I meet girls and get a gf?

EEEEEEEEEERR

be me

>no black gf

>I'm here for the job interview

www.strawpoll.me/11270960

www.strawpoll.me/11270960

www.strawpoll.me/11270960

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473793149450.webm

fucking around

I used Tinder

as expected, my gimmick has proven too complex for the simple minds of /brit/

Lunch lads

How do I meet boys and get a bf?

good contribution

I just can't treat people who only know the ancient philosophers in translation seriously. As far as the foundations of Western thought are concerned, without knowing Greek and Latin you are functionally illiterate.

lol

Traps are the worst desu

>be northerner
>go down south
>encounter ATM

>BARBRA the MAGic DEVIL machine IS FLASHing AHhhhhH

good game desu

on the hunt for runts
you haven't seen any have you?

pepperoni is gross and gives you cancer

giz us a look at that match lad

>southern banter

>as expected, my gimmick has proven too complex for the simple minds of /brit/

Glory holes

Founds some milk chocolate with a 2013 expiration date inside a drawer at the office lads.

Think it's safe to eat?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473860963819.webm

*screeches into the station*
*deafens everyone*

all aboard the runt train

kpop autists should be gassed

>tfw read Latin but not Greek

not my kinda scene

bit Tom of Finland lad

Beautiful voice and song

Didn't find the speech particularly think-inspiring but that was lovely

terrible work on that opinion lad. you'll barely reach a C grade if you carry on like this.

haha this yank cunt did a thing

I fucking hate my stupid northern accent lads

Semi-literate is better than illiterate.

...

do like Alan Watts 2bh

And?

Jack of all, master of none. Traps are enjoyed only by homosexuals too afraid to become a full on homo. The coward's choice.

bitches on my dick cos they know this shit is thick

>demolishing some ugly 80s office block
>replacing it with a Neoclassical Victorian-style hotel

why is Bath so based

used to like Alan Watts a lot, not not so much, still find him soothing but his ideas on Zen are a bit wonky and not exactly accurate.

I just always found Latin the cooler language
Greek is wonky and has a fag alphabet

youtube.com/watch?v=637hUE6H1-A

nice

mad how some people unironically think "Greatest Story Never Told" is a factual and reliable documentary

You can just ignore the parts where he goes off on a tangent about the zen shit. The rest of his stuff is still bretty good

bit bored
someone entertain me x

>gay furry friend is now in disneyland paris with his gay furry french boyfriend

ah yes

>being friends with a furry anything

Hmmmm

1/2

>being friends with a gay anything

*does a backflip*
*collapses on landing*

Ahh yes

youtube.com/watch?v=imm2gb_7kFQ

Greek has a vastly wider and superior body of work when it comes to the ancient world, even among nominally Roman authors.

Latin is more useful for later (e.g. medieval) works though.

2/2

the lord has risen

...

Has the fat Mexican commie been back today?

Golden Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Every time just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Golden Brown, finer temptress
Through the ages he's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

(La la la la la la la la leeeah)

Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown

quite sad desu

LOL

people say men get better looking as they age but im sure im getting uglier

Eat better and lift

was there really any need to off yourself over that

christians are insane

TINY BLACK DICK

*opens up localbitcoins.com*

*finds a reputable vendor*

*does the bank transfer*

*waits for him to release the bitcoins*

*transfers bitcoins to alphabay wallet*

*searches for weed vendors in the UK*

*finds a good one*

*places order*

ah yes

Eating perogies for lunch lads

Bit shitty

Every time I use my phone at the bus stop and someone with brown skin walks by I grip it tighter or pretend to put it in my pocket.

If you're one of those faggy feminine looking men then it won't work

...

poor lad
he's being bantered HARD in heaven now
I focused on late Roman-Medieval in school so that's why I learned it plus French

>living around pooskins

may have netted a gf 4 years older than me

I'll keep you all posted

>christians are insane

Very cheeky that lad

>he doesn't launder his coins

lol enjoy prison

his entire life as a pastor is basically over, he basically flashed his entire congregation

I'm l

@65176616
please, don't

you mean tumble? not necessary

>smoking weed
Enjoy your future mental health problems

t. smoked weed constantly for over 5 years and now battling with depression

This area was white as fuck until a few years ago, I don't even live in the city. No idea what the fuck happened

>put my coins in the laundry
>lose them along with one of my socks

glad you pressed the post button too early on this post because I wasn't going to read it anyway

>sending nudes

I forget people do this

Inspected the ol' willy after this mornings incident and no further bleeding.

On the mend.

My gf is 8 years older than me

Ah yes, nice sample size of one.

...

>the lord has risen

Normie memes are evolving

Do you call her mum?

noiseaddicts.com/2009/03/mp3-sound-quality-test-128-320/

Reminder it LITERALLY does not matter if you use YouTube Downloader or Soulseek

My gf sent me a pic of her oiled up tits the other day, cheered me up 2bh

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474137417279.webm

bloomin 'eck

why have you posted this twice?

This girl comes up to you and says "MAN UP LAD"
what do you do?

Yeah sometimes, when she tries to be bossy.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

not even opening this link but if you can't tell the difference between 128 and 320kbps then you have hearing damage

Don't say you haven't been told.

The lord has risen

fuck off roach

>normie friends invited me to a 5-side group
>shit at 5-side

t. Autistic anime weirdo who everyone avoids and hasn't showered in 4 weeks

...

Post chebs for the lads

listening to rock and or roll

she'd destroy your virgin body in 3 seconds lad

i doubt he gives a shit about the misinformed nonsense a retard tells him

paper

feel bad for Chloe desu, done nothing wrong except have a terrible body

@65176875
> when someone who downloads rips off YouTube thinks they have permission to reply to you

lmao
anyone else know this feeling

>none of these sites will let me get past the captcha
fuckin why

>new weeknd droppin

Noice

I find that listening to the flash gordon themesong after a wank is very therapeutic and rewarding

>mom's gonna freak

Couldnt even imagin being a big enough pleb to rip music from youtube

That weird autistic anime guy in town has been ranting on about people downloading music from YouTube again

Bet he hasn't showered in 4 years

I love youtube rips
here's one of my favorites
youtube.com/watch?v=t0I4mTEdAf8

>ripping music from youtube

literal fucking 8 year old

do you not care one iota about the quality of the music you listen to? oh I forgot, you're a pleb

any mandem go to/recently went to leicester uni?

i'm going there next year and i'm scared i'm not gonna like it, i wanted to go to manchester innit

FLASH

AHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>flash gordon themesong

Yeah heard it drops at 12 on Friday night

There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
>There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
>There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
>There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
>There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
>There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
>There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC
>There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC

Really.
The boggler that the woman of the photograph has been got fixed.
they had plastic surgery in order to become a model.

>two carriages

Fuck off, billionaire.

I thought you had left here my dark skinned compatriot?

blud dis one ain't a tester
I just came home from uni in Leicester

my friends brother goes there says it's very good and was also mental when they won the prem. Also I am planning Manchester after my gap year (this year) desu.

what did you learn today :)

just doxxed lisicki lads

Stay tuned I will post info when Brit is at peak activity

>The """"University"""" of Leicester

So now we 'bout to break the bank
Money be on my mind
Niggas talkin' 'bout, soundin' like
La-da-di-do, la-di-da-di-da-di-do
Now we 'bout to break the bank

youtube.com/watch?v=Wfsm9VrVsco

wow dUDDE who IS UR FAveret WAYFU? ???? I woch ANimeys on my MPV looll FUCk VLC !!!! yui

>There is no difference between YouTube rips and FLAC

>gap year

Middle class wanker detected

Finally met up with the potential GF. She is a good 5cm taller than me. Bitch is fucking giant. Could somehow make it lighthearted with jokes about me wearing high heels next time and we had a good time, but we both know that it's the last date we will have together. Business idea: Ask girl their height before the first date.

Going to buy an ounce of MDMA with my mate tonight lads

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?

The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

but you're like 5'8

...

>uni twats

do us a favour and take a picture of your face when you find out your £27,000 piece of paper doesn't get you a job

think we should round up all the people who rip songs off youtube and streams films, and send them all to malta with all the other OAPs

Ignore the raghead FFS

life would be so much better and easier if I actually enjoyed socialising

fucking hell what is wrong with me

fuck up midget before I punt you through a goalpost

she actually just caught a good glimpse of your disgusting malformed face

>tfw got a degree in politics
>tfw 30k starting after a 3 month internship

against all the odds

wonder when will i learn to accept that being socially adept is not for everyone and im designed to be alone

mostly out of habit 2bh, probably the only reason most of us are still here

>not having a job that requires a professional qualification

plebs, plebs everywhere.

what job?

what the fuck do you work as?

Listening to QOTSA. Fuck you

banker x

i really manchester but my teachers back in sixth form gave me shit predicted grades for some odd reason so i couldn't even get an offer

i ended up getting bbb though which could have possibly maybe gotten me a place if i was lucky (entry requirements are aab), considering reapplying to see if i can get a place because i really wanted to go there but i dunno, maybe leicester will be alright

kauffman.org/what-we-do/resources/entrepreneurship-policy-digest/the-economic-case-for-welcoming-immigrant-entrepreneurs

RORKE BTFO

I work at the CISI
won't give any other info because I work on a small team so I'd be easy to doxx

wanker

Yeah I am 175cm and she's like 179 or something. Although I once banged a 182cm chick, it can't work long term with a girl who's taller than me. Plus the sex is kinda dull when you can't throw her around.

I see the temperature is low
I think there's something you should know
It's Irish weather that's to blame
But the sun is out, and the cold shall be tamed

Traveling home from Dublin city
Six times already this week, a pity
In Enfield service station now
My mind is set to find some chow

Boundless addition

jammz went to dmu though which is the shit uni in leicester

which album la

DUBLIN, of all places!

Reminder that the Algerian posted is a convicted rapist and looks like this

>tfw first class degree from the University of Real Life

>not getting a trade
>not making mad bank working on oil rigs or in the Middle East

smhtbqhwufam

what bruv

fucking hell lad your short

id throw you around and rip your tight little shitpipe apart

LIES
I
E
S

Rated R

And it's the fucking deluxe edition

Is that the Mestalla?

lord please save her for me
do this one favour for me

>your short
Not really. I've been around the world I am literally average height everywhere I go lad. Average personality too. In fact I strive to be average at everything. It's a real strength when you embrace it.

I consider myself a nationalist without the racism. What is that called?

Sick instrumentals and a good vid for new shit

youtube.com/watch?v=Iuq9XK6tojs

Took care of that vlogger problem I had.

If he isn't available I'm up for that...

i'm not racist or anything but Lol looks like a funny man

C I V I C
I
V
I
C

rasheed.

5'7 isnt average in white countries. the UK is 5'10 and Irelands 5'11.

A civic nationalist. But that's more a french type of nationalism than an english or german one. You can't be a british civic nationalist.

>kauffman

get the feeling my work isn't prepared to fire me but are eagerly anticipating my leaving

...

Why do the Paddies keep coming here? Do they know how much they're hated?

Is civic nationalism the next thing leftists will co-opt once they've destroyed the alt right meme?

t. untermensch

>UKlets

Tea time lads. Bread and Butter with Steak and Kidney and pint of water.

>success is a bad thing
Christ I hate with communal slave mentality, forcing this idea of guilt for everything.

hate the pathetic specimens on that page

Civic nationalism is considered left-wing though.

it's 177cm in ireland and england (and 178 in scotland)

I think being a train driver would be a great job.

>Why do the Paddies keep coming here? Do they know how much they're hated?

adam just blew the fuck out all the fb normies who posted appeals for cecil the lion

is he redpilled?

Bandana brown like the dope daddy shootin' in the kitchen
Real Norfside nigga, never went to Poly, Wilson or Cabrillo
Cocaine color of a creole
T-Skrap moving for the d-low, and he know

Why not?

It would be pretty sweet to get paid to go on strike every week

175cm is 5'8-5'9. But I don't want to get into this shitty debate. I have felt average and pulled in countries such as Holland, Czech republic, Lithuania and Canada. I don't really care about what statistics say.

hard to really consider it as either.
yea the French Revolution was leftist and civic but so was Rome and Fascist Italy/Spain in many ways.

i'm not sure their tiny iq brains can quite grasp that, no

anti-british racism

muslamic rayguns

someone needs to do something

Stop replying to the paki

not seen a comfy thread in a long time

Christianism deflector shields.

having a wank

are you implying that this is a comfy thread or not?

Will TV ever top Takeshi's Castle?

We are.

Soz I'll try again

Because it's something traditionally promoted by anti-UK parties and british nationalism is historically ethnic. But I am no expert on britain.
>In the United Kingdom, the Scottish National Party and Plaid Cymru (The Party of Wales), which advocate separation from the United Kingdom, proclaim themselves to be "civic nationalist" parties.

steven universe

indeed

Choon

youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8

>the UK is 5'10
it's 5'9 actually

...

yes

Funny how the only thing people can come up with against removing borders is "lol ye good luck having a welfare state without borders"

Of course you can have a welfare state with no borders

I swear if I am being refered to as a p*ki, one more time, I will never set foot in your shitty general again. I will make /asean/ my main exotic general. At least we can have meaningful conversations there without being distracted by proles and their problems.

2 1 3

>being a welfare scrounger in the first place

got the new £5. feels very nice

has got marks all over the top, loads of people have tried to rip it already kek

why do women vote with their vaginas ??

norf side long beach

NORF SIDE LONG BEACH

so this is what it's like to have feelings, empathy and emotions

paki

*howls*

I agree completely with beating women

rasheed

average white british male height 20-30 years old is 6'1

3 is better than 1 you freak

2 a qt fo sure tho

...

>implying there is anything wrong with welfare

About to go in the shower (you know who I am)

Anyone want pics?

t. Monster cock

apparently it is also resistant to scissors give it a go

Hello, /brit/.

Oh God yes please

>why do women vote with their vaginas ??

>Of course you can have a welfare state with no borders
how?
also why do you want a welfare state to begin with?
also why do you want to live in a country full of wogs?

Yeah may iswell

ah yes so generous and compassionate of them
youtube.com/watch?v=fDSwTQHZGZM

t. i get my statistics from memes

>Haven't had a GF for five years
>Now in a situation where a girl likes me
>I don't really feel like I like her much

Really makes me think. She's a nice girl and all but I just don't feel anything towards her.

That's it. I'm done with this shitty general.

are you a girl?

>threatening behaviour

ah yes very comfy

Apple cultivar power rankings

1. Granny Smith
2. Braeburn
3. Cox
4. McIntosh
9000. Red Delicious
9001. Golden Delicious

actually i get my statistics from the fact that i am 5'9 and 90% of people are FAR taller than me

>empathy

>get home from work

ahhhh time to lie in bed for 13hrs feeling nauseous from anxiety and depression wishing it would all end

Never return Alan

fuck off then, screencapping this to make sure you fuck off for good pakiboi

I like Fiji apples

stop feeding him you fucking jackasses

Source? Hard to believe it's dragged down 3/4 inches by non-whites and non-Brits

see you tomorrow lad

>understandable
>able (to) stand under

see

>9001. Golden Delicious
kill yourself

ah yes the anecdotal evidence aka memes

>Granny Smith

Jazz apples are the GOAT

cox taste like dirt

GOAt - pink lady

bit gay

You bet I won't. Enjoy your autistic proletarian shithole. If anyone needs me I'll be in /fr/, /mena/ or /asean/

Just stepped on a massive house spider with my bare foot and started spasming about like an eejyt

how awful

Hold on if all of the trains are electric and there's a massive blackout, how do people get about?

>anxiety ridden sober, no motivation
>get drunk
>start getting the urge to be productive and improve my life, think about all my interests and passions that have been neglected from lack of motivation and time wasted from feeling like shit all the time
>contemplate what i could have achieved if i was happy

FASCINATING post mate

t. chav

NEED MUMMY TO GET HOME FROM WORK NOW AND COOK ME MY TEA

USELESS BITCH

Thanks I tried pretty hard on it

here's you (you)

me

thx

Just made a large bowl of chicken pasta with red pepper sauce

Then tossed it into the fridge

>he fell for the get fit meme

h-how did you know?

thats a bog dig

...

>message a girl on Tinder
>she unmatches you

NO excuses lads
instagram.com/p/BKgzU9fhxzk/

Show it lad

urban China looks 1st world

absolute banter desu

pink lady apples are easily the best

dat hard crunch texture
dat juiciness
dat taste

you're a fucking pleb if you disagree

looks like it but its still shit

Why do black people look intimidating even when they are skinnyfat or just physically very unfit which is alot of the ghetto types?

How come unfit white people look completely unintimidating (eastern europeans excluded)? is it black peoples big lips and skull structure that makes them look more intimidating?

is this art

blacks commit more crime so you associate them with intimidating violent criminals more

ALL THE STORIES HAVE BEEN TOLD

OF KINGS AND DAYS OF OLD

BUT THERE'S NO ENGLAND NOW

try looking angry and scowling more often if you want to look hard
its all about how you carry yourself

NO ENGLAND NOOOW

Good post

thats a bog dig

need Barratt out of business

>tfw a paddy o'rorke but love oldschool patrician rap

I even have a few Nigerian mates, going through identity crisis rn NIGGA

[high quality post]

>as of 2015, NZ income per person was 30-35 per cent below that in Australia

makes you think a bit

>go past a new build site
>excitement builds as I get to look at the new 3 bed terraced housing built next to the train tracks/industrial estate
>not Barrat Homes
>trash

Felt so disappointed.

Will you be getting your CDs back? No; won't get none of your CDs back.

Do I rate Pogba? No.

...

Based sopranos

what a shite day i had

good

Not even my Maroon 5 CD?

I had a shit one too.

gf is getting fucking fat lads

They use carcinogenic skin bleaching creams and they probably have spray-on skin whitener over there, wouldn't be surprised with how vain and pathetic they are

fuck off yank

what went wrong mate

IF I DID THAT TO SOMEBODY
THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY

Lads I just came up with a startling revelation

If there's nothing wrong with multiculturalism, then you're saying that there's no difference between cultures because they won't conflict
Yet people talk about cultural appropriation and shit

I think we need to email this to SJWs before they ruin the west

gf is fucking fat lads

lucky

Don't think so sunshine

College, it's just really shit.
I hate my life.

>carcinogenic
what isnt these days

good

you meant uni right? I thought college in the uk was 16-18
why is it so shit? didn't you pick something you like

youtube.com/watch?v=HARKAIKO6Q0

send help

>college
either you're a yank in disguise or underage
wasteman

do do do

dunno what to do lads

>Sir Lawrie Barratt's wife gagged in home raid
what did the dane do

Just started uni (again)

It's alright 2bh, bit dull but there's loads of girls here, I surely can't fuck up getting a gf now

It's a bf I want

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