/brit/

>18:36:32
>18:36:31

Lads

that's not a burka you berk

autism

man's never been in marquee when it's shut down

business idea: bang this fucking hauser guy up

Smokes Often with Prefer Not To Say body type

help to buy available lads

I know but it reminded me of them. In fact I'm sick of the pakis everywhere.

too slow you sapastic

move out of the north? its a big world out there.

getting a bit cold out

I desperately want to.

Just finished my din din
Dont know what the rest of the day I'll do

There's always homos around lad

No excuses

We got London on the track

who cares, it makes me sick seeing them as well.

at least if they could wear the more flowery bright coloured loose silk ones it wouldn't be so bad

what's your go-to first date lads?

Lads, hearing bullshit stories about yourself is the worst feeling

Sister's just started sixth form, she claims that some lads who knew me said that I once beat up a little black kid, kicked him in the back and called him a nigger.

Parents raised their eyebrows at me. Fucking preposterous .

father ted is GOAT

Whenever I see a woman or fat cunt police officer I always want to push them over just because it'd be so easy to get away

my lambo go skrrt

this is normal for a brit, you're racist

Rightful British clay;

Canada
United States of America
Jamaica
The Falklands
Ireland
Brittany
Normandy
Calais
Kenya
South Africa
India
Sri Lanka
Hong Kong
Australia (therefore New Zealand also by default)

everything's looking up lads

don't forget you're here forever

Well, did you?

let down a close confidante and I don't know how to apologise

youtube.com/watch?v=183lQOJay4U

huh, never knew

youll be alright lad

>pronouncing "Antarctic" with two /k/ sounds

stop

should I swipe left or right

save me jeebus

youtu.be/Wh_1966vaIA
going to become a youtube janny lads

Cool...

pub or otherwise some sort of food, then walking around a bit.

Haha bad luck Rorke

Posted from my iPad

i dont think anyone cares

They're hard to find. Plus I have no friends, why do you think I'm on here talking to you spastics?

*handbrake turns 2003 Audi A3 2.0 TDI S-Line*
*unsheathes H2B ISA*

yeah I'll take it

right, then seduce her, then take photos of her for us

Put your arse on my face, I love the way your pussy tastes

>tfw getting a 2 hour train to the beach tomorrow to buy some chips from a qt girl who works at the stall

please tell me other people do this

hi (sorry for my bad english)

>Normandy
>Calais
kek

why do men think their opinion is always wanted and always necessary honestly just shut the fuck up once in a while

There's loads of fag websites though

Other crazy people probably do

WHITE BWOY

GIVE ME YA PUD PUD

kinda sad

...

which beach?

shrek yourself

how do you know she'll even be working tomorrow

What, like Grindr? Not my kind of thing.

this, but said at the end of a half-hour rant about the rude girl at the till

>4 (FOUR) quid for cheesy chips

>The EU currently accepts 50% of the UK's exports: Australia, 1.6%.

interesting

There's parties and shit at least

I just feel like there's no excuse for being single and a homo

reminder that Milky was the true antagonist of TIE

doing my third set of kegels today

Fuck me. What are you going to do? Just awkwardly ask for some chips and leave?

the only saving grace in that whole picture is the Sarsons.

Not long ago I did punch some little niglet in the face but I didn't go that far

pretty sure I've seen this episode before

Does the Minister of Magic have a question time too?

mmmm nachos

>American style mustard

Girl you've got to suck my dick and you've got to suck it quick

Where are these parties?

the best 2bh

move to Brighton, its literally dripping in gay. Nice place though.

got that weird guy that sang creep to sign my album

mogg's on, good stuff

might make some pretzels for octoberfest this year

went there and some mid 30s bloke in glasses was flirting with me

>tfw sort of glad that i'd be a sought after bottom in the gay community

great lineup

based norman lamb and le autism man

Why is a Tory representing Labour?

Hit and miss: the band

Hey. What up. Here are some things that I'm very fond of:

Halloumi, constructivism, decent trumpet solos, neon socks, anti-capitalism, making up words, my daughter, fairness, being cosy, being made to think, feminism, lamps, skylights, hair dye, museums, attention to detail, liquorice, sleep, travelling, honesty, decent trombone solos, sarcasm, love.

>Mogg
>JHB
I'm out

good point

Connie St Louis, pls go.

talking to a grimefu on tinder

Sorry but being gay is disgusting, perverted and depraved

And I'm saying this as somebody who often has bi-curious fantasies

BREAKING NEWS

bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37430643

>radiohost

why? their job is to ask pre-determined questions off a piece of paper and press some buttons. what possible valuable insights can they provide?

this post has good replay value

Agreed, death to these traitors! I hate people who aren't exactly like Supreme Leader Corbyn

>question time
>valuable insights

SERIOUS

Just matched with one of those supposed """"""""""""""white"""""""""""" turkroaches.

I bet I could make you cum in a minute you big gay boy.

i feel like trump is a leftist who wanted to be a straw man of the right ruling them out of contention but realised half way through the campaign that he could actually be president

>implying students screaming "REFUGEES ARE PEOPLE TOO" at tired politicians isn't valuable

could be worse
I just matched with a tranny

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bit gay that

that looks fucking fowl

Well visiting it couldn't do me any harm at least.

looks like a goblin desu

Is >she a cute trap?

Guffawing

you literally have no reason to be homophobic as homosexuality has been on earth since forever basically
and the human is a social animal born without any sexual preferences
but being transphobic, on the other hand, is totally ok and should be pushed as it benefits society by making the mentally ill glass themselves under a rain of bullying

CAN'T CLOGG
WON'T CLOGG

rude

not saying exactly, cornwall though

no

i don't, if she isn't there i'll just walk around the beach

they're always nicer at the beach

no i'll strike up a conversation

anglo culture is the strongest in the world

he isn't as right as people think, he just hates underclass

Cruz was worse in terms of crazy views

Fuck off murderer

>ireland is rightful british clay
>only inhabited by brits from the 1700s onwards
hmm yes

...

Don't you forget it.

ehh not really
I don't like trannies in general

And Germans are not anglos

why do benders shape their entire identity around their sexuality?

yeh we get it, you like taking cocks in your shit-pipe. you dont need to constantly remind everyone and make it a core aspect of your personality.

Does it make me a weeb for liking thigh highs?

we need to to back to pre welfare state/pre planning law britain

does anyone else get really autistic about collecting things?

I've often dreamt of having a series of fowl-pens with a variety of different gamebirds from the noble pheasant to the fiery guinea fowl to the humble chickens.

you?

why'd you match it then

if homosexuality was accepted and not frowned upon this wouldn't even be a thing

it's heterosexual people who caused that in the first place, they were the ones so opposed to them itfp

no

are u upset a girl didnt give you head mate?

Fuck off murderer

the haramest thing ive ever seen

I own a replica of every medal ever awarded by the British military

I no intend to purchase real ones and replace the replicas in my collection one by one.

I'm expecting to have to steal someone's Victoria Cross.

Yeah and so has cannibalism probably

I don't, most people don't even know I'm a huge cock hound. You only notice the flamboyant fags

got banned off Cred Forums on the unu wi-fi for some reason
proxies or some shite

>does anyone else get really autistic about collecting things?
not since i realised hoarding things isn't going to make me happy

>mfw Rees-Mogg says he'd vote for Trump if he was a Yank

I just absolutely adore taking cocks in my shit pipe, who's with me?

every girl i match with im not attracted to (always fatties and uggos)

why do i match? because i just right swipe everything to see who likes me back

>tfw some ugly pajeet girl superliked me today

benders should all be thrown off rooftops

ahh yes, great comparison

The underclass is his entire support base you moron

Rich people are running to the hills, er should I say Hill

Thigh high socks, yes
Thigh high boots, no

>being made to think

Really makes me think

*looks over my shoulder*
hm? nah we're alright for drinks thanks
*turns back*

win your own one you coward

EVERYBODY wants to be anglo

french and germans try to pretend they don't

bring back the kingdoms desu, decentralise from London and let people have more of a say

No

ah right thanks for telling us

>Thigh high boots

Ermm nice try sweetie but the average income of Trump voters is much higher than the average american wage :) x

I like both though.

There's nothing I love more than sucking cocks and getting fuck by them. Big cocks. Delicious juicy thick cocks.

Good lad

The gf recently bought a pair and I'm gonna make her wear em during sex ;)

lads how difficult is it really for the po po to catch you if you order drugs through the dark web?

don't even understand where they'd start looking, maybe if they catch a dealer they'd look at their transactions and if they manage to decrypt the messages then they'd get the names and addresses of people he sent drugs to, then they have to prove they actually received the drugs and ordered them in the first place which would be difficult

or they could chase the bitcoins through the blockchain which would take a lot of time and MAYBE eventually get back to the person who sold the drug receiver's bitcoins

or they could get tip offs from postmen who say they frequently deliver large/weird packages to the same address frequently

this is all hypothetically speaking of course

probably needs to happen to resolve a lot of issues but will never happen because england's rorke see it as becoming weaker and less able to fend off the scots .

ironically it would create a stronger more balanced union

ahh yes, sex and love is the same as eating someone
next time you're going to tell me how a horse born in a stable is still a horse innit

my love is underground

their first picture was fuzzy and I often just mindlessly swipe without looking closely

I decide whether they are acceptable after I match.

I consider myself a modern day warrior.

I fight for the honour of my family, my country and the glory of Christendom. The weak nu males, the cultural relativists, the selfish individualists who do not seek to preserve that which is pure and good are enemies of justice. If you do not join our fight against these savages, everything we have gained -everything our ancestors bled for- will be lost.

Do not seek pleasure. Seek to do your duty.

fuck off jock

Do you mean the primary? Because people who join political parties tend to have better income and more assets than those that don't bother

honestly not worth their time, they don't care about buyers, they care about sellers - and even more so - suppliers

doubt posties care

my mate goes to cambridge and gets all sorts delivered to him by the porter haha

Why don't the green and white ones just play in ireland

>sent: 13:16
>read: 16:06

i'm not scottish

face of a dying nation is the ultimate runt youtube channel

Are you a cute guy by any chance?

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I guess but I'm not homosexual
just got nothing against homosexuality as it doesn't bother me

>julia hartley brewer
jesus christ

Most orders will fit in a small jiffy bag or regular letter, just looks like a normal eBay order

Thanks for the (You)
Shame, give it a try some time, you might like it, get some cute lad to suck your dick.

why is the thread so slow.

which one are you

why is /brit/ so slow lately

we're all married with kids now

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3800478/Race-hate-stickers-saying-Rapefugees-not-welcome-appear-South-Shields.html
Be honest, which one of you was it?

Me infront of all your waifus

it's only wednesday

applied to go on first dates ireland lads

Why's that

actually tried it once but nothing under the belt

anyone here had their bum wanked into?

the gfs
youtube.com/watch?v=eSYReM6a0-k

yeah x

Japs love big western cock

>islamaphobic
where on that sticker does it mention islam?
fucking idiots, can you not be happy with hate? it has to be religiously motivated hate?

lunch with girl in tights from work was pretty boring, she just complained about work the whole time

scared to apply for jobs beyond my city because don't think I could cope without my mummy. how do you normies do it

Hope you get on lad

What exactly happened?

rate the protein shake lads:

>2 scoops whey protein
>cup of oats
>two eggs
>1/2 cup of peanuts
>2 pints milk

reckon it to be around 1200 calories and about 90 g protein

cheers m8

are you going to put your schlong in her shitter?

tell me about it please

want a big lad to stick his head into my bum then wank a big load into me

Don't know what else you expected from a woman tbqh

*walks into thread*

"I'm dooping mental me, lads!"

*stabs to death two aussies and a paddy*

"Haha! Told you. /brit/ for Brits"

*lobs 8" dick out and pisses on the JF's corpses*

"Anyone else want a go?"

enjoy your salmonella

Me and the gf

cringe: the post

I can help you out with that mate, I have an eight inch cock, show me your arse.

>Sutton Coldfield
0121 ON THE FUCKING MAP
BRUMMIE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

*reads this post*
Smeg me arse!

idk I was with my best friend (in high school but he's still my best friend now) and we just made out for a while and cuddled and stuff. we did that 2 or 3 times before we just stopped
I mean there was touching and rubbing but we didn't play with each other dick and arse if you know what I mean
he's married now. never talked about it to anyone outside

what is it?

>suffers pain

ah yes

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3800246/I-m-sure-wives-mothers-proud-Disabled-woman-shames-fellow-train-passengers-Facebook-refused-reserved-seats.html

sorry I don't live in a third world shit hole where you can still get salmonella from raw eggs x

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having a think about life, the universe and everything while having a wank, doing a poo, and making an arrangement to do my best at having a go at getting involved in having a punt

Sounds nice, I want a lad to do that with.

I just use 1 scoop whey, about 1 pint of milk ,2 scoops of oats and a bit of flaxseed
Like 40 grams of protein and way less calories

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You don't need eggs in it anyway.

not even gay but there's nothing better than a fat cock twitching in your mouth as a hot load of spunk trickles down your throat

wew, are you girthy?

i posted this in /soc/ the other day

i'll be fluent in german soon lads

then i'll move on to spanish

That's literally one of the best things in the world.

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SOUTHEND MENTIONED

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3800192/Fascinating-pictures-skinheads-rampage.html

12 g protein lad not to be sniffed at

woops

might actually try and get a gf

how do I broach the topic of face sitting with the gf lads?

Haha

You clearly have no fucking idea what you're doing.

Anybody have experience dealing with bailiffs?

Can i just refuse to answer the door until they give up?

for what purpose

Spergatory.

Feel like I am better at making punchlines than I am at making jokes

I hate people who take their shitty jobs super sriously.

There is a cunt in the local Asda who ALWAYS fucking ID's me for fags and booze and she's always a purse-mouthed, smart bitch about it.

I go in like every other day and you still do this, you twat.

pretty vanilla lad

just ask her

please enlighten me o high and mighty one

I don't know, what do you think?
imgur.com/a/O49cR

hide in the old bog

both those people are me

me in the middle

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3800050/Teenager-gigantism-reaches-record-breaking-7ft-8in.html

idk it was kinda disturbing since everyone in our college was saying that we were homosexual because we always were together (we were just best friend ffs and in the same class for everything normal if we eat lunch 2gether and stuff). that kinda pissed me off at the time because I was also with a girl at the time. at the end it was pleasant but it was more trouble than good stuff

you must be a runt if this bothers you that much.

If you had a comfy remote £25k salary, where (in the UK) would you choose to live?

kek

you sir have managed to put a smile on my face, i congrats you!

Just follow her home and stab her to death one night lad.

i've seen you post before

i'd love to take you all the way in

do you have a big load?

we call them 'jobsworths' mate

Maybe you're the runt.

if you won't open the door they'll call a locksmith or kick your door in.
They have legal permission to do that.

If it's the first time it's more of a warning. They'll go round your place with a notepad and write down anything of worth.

And it's always the lowest resale value. Their intent is to put the things on auction for a quick sale to pay your debts.
A brand new Xbone you paid £299 for? They'll mark it down as £100.

Cheers lad
been having quite a rough day

Think my steak was a little undercooked. Got the shits like an absolute madman

power trip

you look like a lezzie tbqh

>25k
>comfy

u got any ID? Sorry? U GOT ANY ID?!

Fuck offffffffff.

Lads

his physique looks really weird
I want to say he has some sort of posture/spinal alignment problem

you can eat steak raw you pleb

if you got ill from eat then it was shit quality

would have to be cheap af to be comfy on that

somewhere in the North obvs.

Maybe Sheffield.

vid.me/T7GU
Not even the best example, I shoot massive ones like a high powered rifle.

why is it so hard to prove my fucking address

why do people even need it christ?

Shut up, you dick. I eat rare-medium steak all the time and have never gotten sick from it.

Maybe your frail baby body can't handle mans food.

Where should I go on holiday lads?

Thinking of going to yankland to laugh at them but I wouldn't know where exactly.

Turkey

*proves my address*

where can i buy the stuff bailiffs take from retards?

new famous dex tape is a tad bit shite lads.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

I wouldn't let what other people say bother me.

it wouldn't have to be cheap

i rent a 2 bed flat in a cosy town with ease and i only work part time on 13,000

as long as you budget well it's easy

Was from the butcher counter at tesco, might be something else but the poo is really shooting out of my arsehole atm

Girl you know you are the one, take that ass and make me come

>I eat rare-medium steak all the time
we got a madman over her

>They'll go round your place with a notepad and write down anything of worth

But everywhere i'm reading says you don't have to let them in and that they can't enter by force unless you truly fucked up.

All they want is a £310 in bullshit fees, the original debt was settled weeks ago.

£25k is only slightly under the average salary for adults in the UK you runt, so if you're in your 20s with no responsibilities then it's a comfy salary.

youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0

put my willy inside of

aware

i unironically earn 32k and don't save anything

spoliler: in London

gf wants to start blogging about body confidence

she is what freud would call an anal character

>medium
>man's food

wew, i want to be your slut

would you make me take all of your cock in my mouth after fucking me in the ass for ages?

Maybe he's a London paki where £25k won't even pay his rent and utilities.

most auction places do liquidiation and disposal
some specilalise in it

yeh great. having to buy the cheapest version of everything sounds lovely.

a letter address to you from someone who wouldn't just accept at face value when you told them you live there.

but honestly i don't get it either, banks and stuff don't do these kind of checks so I don't see how anything can prove residence.

best thing to do is submit more than 1 that can be corroborated

45k euro here and don't save a penny

Try living on 20k user

The "average salary" includes the millions on minimum wage, skewing it down. Average graduate salary is 33k, that would be "comfy" for someone young with no responsibilities

Right lads. Finished work and now have a week off.

Having a couple bevvies and trying to decide whether to order something or cook something. I'm tired as fuck and literally can't be arsed to move.

What do you want in life?

Rare is a bit too chewy for me.

I was going to say if you even could take all of my cock in your mouth but I'd ram it down your throat in any case.

Always say no to paperless bank statements because I worry about this haha

what's the average graduate starting salary?

>The "average salary" includes the millions on minimum wage, skewing it down
Woah!!! Check out this fucking brain box over here.

I find it really annoying when girls who are a bit overweight but have excellent fat storage genetics talk about body confidence

Yes, it's fine that you're 30% body fat because it's all on your arse and tits but that doesn't mean that the same applies to the 35%bf Hank Hill-arsed fatty

rate my new outfit lads

don't have any expenses or hobbies. should I pay someone to be my gf.

looks spot on tbqh

you obviously don't live on your own

if benders love men so much, why do they act like women?

i can deepthroat my 9 inch dildo and i can take a full 10 inch in my bum

i'd love to take hold of yours

Would hate to be a Londoner desu, still think I could save money if I earned £25k there though.

I supported all of my living costs last year working minimum wage for about 10-15 hours per week, which comes to about £6500 I think (albeit in cheap-as-fuck student accommodation). It's not hard to save money if you're not a dickhead.

>average graduate salary is 33k

Bullshit, you got a source for that? I graduated from my undergrad a few years ago, and I literally don't know a single person I went to uni with who earns that now, not even those who are in London. Most graduate roles I see are £18-22k, and that's what the people I know are earning.

>35%bf Hank Hill-arsed fatty

>Scottish Labour heads for full autonomy
or how about no

when the whole school talks about it it gets kinda annoying. our literature teacher (still in contact with him, he's a total lad) talked to me 1 on 1 and just asked if it was true that I was doing homosexual stuff with my friend, while still using that shitty hypocritical cautious tone and saying stuff like "I know your private life isn't my problem" and then switching to "homosexuality is totally ok, you shouldn't feel recluse or frustrated because of it". not liked him as much as I did before when that happened. also I stopped talking to my friend for some months because of that. I don't know but my college was some private catholic stuff and it was pretty small too (around 200 pupils mby) so everyone knew everyone and was friend with everyone. kinda got ostracized after that for a while (the lads still were cool with me but you just knew things was going behind their heads when they talked to me or anything).
You're right though, I never cared about what people think or say on me but this had some serious consequences for a while so it was kinda annoying for a teenage me you feel

swear I'm still riled up against some of them, 5 years later. they're completely ok with stuff like homosexuality until it happens close to them

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If women love men so much, why do they act like women?

grad roles avg. like 28k iirc, and in my experience.

>5 watching
>there are 5 blokes on /brit/ sat in front of their computers watching a bloke wank himself off

just to help you visualise this experience, you should know i look like Benicio Del Toro

I have to get this criminal check done because I work with 'top secret' data or something. I have lived at my current address for only 3 months and plan to move as soon as the contract runs out so nothing is registered there. Bills are included in rent.

The only thing I can think of is my tenancy agreement, I sent an excerpt of it that included relevant info but they rejected it, seeming to imply the whole thing would be acceptable but I'm not so sure because I can't find anywhere that says this is okay.

I just don't understand why they need it, can't they just look me up from my id on the electoral register?

wish the jocks would just fuck off and leave at this point

I'm from the Midlands and I endorse that picture.

including you

You didn't tell your fucking bank that where you live? Bank statements are acceptable evidence for proof of address

Maybe in specific fields like business/finance, but most of the generic ones that just need any degree (e.g. marketing, recruitment) pay much less than that.

Impressive, I guess you could handle it a little rough, now why don't you show me that cute arse of yours some more and maybe your cock too?

tell your bank or dvla about change of address

They don't want to though. It's a few mouthy edgy twats being led on a merry song and dance by the SNP who know Scotland couldn't survive on its own.

Nah

They've earned themselves a treat

Can the gaylords fuck off to /soc/ or /lgbt/. You're offending the pakis.

been at the same address since I was 6

>Jeremy Corbyn vows to reach out to all Labour MPs if he is confirmed as leader

ah yes, reach out to the people who don't want you in charge jezza my lad that'll end well

>a few

45% is more than a few 2bqh. The union is fucked. In a decade it'll be just England and Wales

>Midlands
good lad

rest of you bent cunts need to get out of my thread

t. Prince Charles

>/lgbt/
>tranny central
Nah I'm alright

Labour is literally finished

My lad.

labourites ought to just join the lib dems at this point

let corbers languish trying to resurrect the british socialist party

If i popped down the bank on saturday and did this, would they be able to provide me with a statement there and then that would prove this?

I was reluctant to do it because I don't plan on living in this house very long, I had to move at short notice to a new city

>fat girl bragging about having big tits

ah yes

it's been six hours and she still hasn't texted me back lads

>skinny guy bragging about having abs

ah yes

You said Top Secret, is this for your DV clearance or a DBS check

Because if its the DV, the guy will spend 15 minutes asking you why you move so often so make sure you have your facts down tight

Change your address online and print a statement

>reluctant to spend 5 minutes ringing up your bank to change your address

jfc, not sure i want a spacker dealing with top secret material

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NEED a piece of cheesecake

me and the lads

gf sending too many texts at once for me to answer them all carefully
just stop typing so fast !!!

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need my ego stroked

Please follow me on twitter

le damn door

Gravity does not exist, its just common sense, what goes up must come down, dense objects fall, there is no magical force that scientists say there is. If they never came up with the theory gravity would you still believe that it existed? I FEEL no movement of the earth spinning but oh no thats right "gravity" and i SEE no curvature of the earth, horizon is always at eye level and remains straight no matter what height you go (I trust my own self and senses over scientists). Sun and moon are the same size and they rotate above us like the symbol yin yang (research chinese stuff, they are smart people) the excact same stars appear yearly and are constant, planets are just bright looking stars in the sky they dont appear like they do in the "science" books.

DBS check.

Don't think that's acceptable

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474483546697.webm

You have a nice big cock

>what goes up must come down
hey you stole that from human traffic

DELET

>you will never look as good as the lad with the red tee and jacket

im a big minions fan

geezers need excitement

its a pretty common phrase

No one is wearing a red t-shirt.

>DBS check

gov.uk/disclosure-barring-service-check/documents-the-applicant-must-provide-

If you can't come up with 3 documents from this list then you really need to reconsider your life choices. This is basic shit man.

Also you don't need DBS to work with Top Secret material, it's for dealing with potentially vulnerable people.

Top Secret + vulnerable people = terrorists or kiddy porn with the NCA. Which are you?

what do you lot think about wind turbines?

big fan personally

2nd from the left

It's a fucking Union flag t-shirt, you cock smoker.

youtube.com/watch?v=kK62tfoCmuQ

well

here

we

NEW

>tfw kissed friends gf
>apolgised profusely instantly
>he said it was okay
>not nearly as close as we were, will probably never be the same again

Fucking end it.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

it clearly isn't you utter lizard

Kiss him instead and tell him how you really feel.

they are putting up 270 of them off the coast in front of my town. Huge cable laying ships slowly going out to them miles out, laying a bit more each day. They disappear quite a lot though, the sea, misty and general weather disguise them.

I put 'top secret' in inverted commas because it's not really. It's just people's emails and other correspondences for legal cases.

I can produce loads of bank statements and things but like I said they are all addressed to my parent's house because I only just moved out/left uni.

Guess I'll just go down the bank on the weekend and try to get something sorted

Look at his neck

HE'S HERE

>jan jan

Ah yes, yank moderation

might do some sit ups

will that help me lose weight?

i'm 5'10 and 10 stone

i wanna get down to about 9ish

why la

just fuck off jannie you stupid twat, deleting threads 50 posts in

what a wankjob

>6 Sam Webms lost to time

a moment of silence

there are actual crimes out there

>deletes a current thread with dozens of people in it, because the old one is on page 7
>this literally effects no one on Cred Forums in any way
>janny decides to delete the thread anyway
pure and utter autism

>page 7
>new thread was deleted
>went to page 6
what a massive twat

>devon is here

post tummy

...

janny you sadcase

why would you wanna be a massive skelly you feeble cunt

and no meme bodyweight exercises NEVER work for shedding weight. Do cardio. If you want muscles lift weights. If you want to perpetually be in DYEL limbo do bodyweight exercises.

lel love seeing the autist sperg out whenever the janny does something.

he's not even enforcing the page 7 rule, he's just deleting threads he doesn't like

...

>He does it for free
Are these the most pathetic human beings in existence?

ahh yes, delete a 50 post thread but leave a 0 post thread up

why

so i should go on a run instead? but it's dark out now and they're no street lights in my village

you were 5'4 last week lol

>he doesn't tell fibs on the internet

m8..

lad I'm pretending to be a cat in the other thread

i know :3

mew mew :"3

:3

this is nice thread

v. nice yes

Cute! :3

meetup at my house 5 mins

What we gonna do?

gay stuff or non-gay stuff

take the risk

Gay stuff. I want to do gay stuff.

great, I love bumholes and other such gay things

So what's the plan? Am I fucking you with my big eight incher or are you fucking me?