Culture Pals - /cp/

Will this be the most autistic /cp/ general to date? I'm saying yes!

How long did you chat with you qts before meeting up with them?

Me :3

TWO MINTUESST

I-I never met up with any and I've been talking to some for more than a year ;_;

:^)

Post profile...

You must be cute :3

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messaging nearby qts is creepy and desperate
best bet is to hit on rich qts that can afford coming to you or exchange students

For what purpose

pleb

all is good lads im with my qt now within 15 mins of sitting on the couch we started kissing. just came back from the restaurant. good night

have you checked if she has a benis?

I'LL FOLLOW IN YOUR LEAD SENPAIIIIII

post titty lad. .. .

BE MY BF!

So one of the anons in the Algarve2017 gang just found out he had to cancel, this means that we have one spot open! We're 4 anons and 2 anonettes so far, all of us are European.

Message me on site if you're interested

What the fuck? How had I not heard about this before, lads?

yep

>2 anonettes
Do they have feminine penises?

nuh-huh. . . .. ..

were the fuck is bruno?

He's railing your qt tbqh

What's up, Sven?

Don't call me """"""sven""""""""

Are you all Norwegian?

What do I call you then, lad?

Can I call you "daddy"?

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How is everyone doing then lads?

>tfw actually get viewed by a decent amount of girls and a couple even message me
>still too much of an autist to even respond or send messages to them

It's so bad to be into DDLG, can't just pass by with such a post. ;[

>still too much of an autist to even respond or send messages to them
post messages

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I make all my qts do it

"superior male from Småland"

Ja, das ist sehr gut Hans

Doing alright, just being a bit depressed because my qt cucked me desu

är jimmys parti lyckas mer med krisen?

If there going up in the polls? Yeah

if/when they actually get to the government coalition their support will drop dramatically, same shit happened here

How did she cuck you mate?

Or they just do as the danish folkparti, stay out of government and makes the government relay on them

är du ett typiskt svenskt enligt utseende?

Pretty sure she cheated on him

What am.i looking at here. Who are these parties?

If I'm a swede? Yes. I have green/blue eyes and dark blond hair.

populism in a nutshell

yellow is based, rest is cucks

The same thing happened in Norway long time ago, and the crisis still exists there. It's all just a hypocrisy, an illusion of choice.

SD is the anti immigration party

S + MP is the current government

Met a dude, banged him and basically stopped talking to me :^)

So I looked up Sweden democrats and they are right wing. You swedebros vote for them?

ofc, it isn't like there is a choice

Ah that sucks bro... Keep your head up

Are the other ones genuinely shit? Or are you just very right wing?

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are there any sensible SD politicians or are they all poorly educated working class men whose only political idea is "fuck immigrants" ?

All the parties are shit, in a way, but SD is less shit.

I'm a nationalist

>Arnstad
kek

According to that guy everything is racism and fascism

There are some poorly educated on a local level, but that is true for every party thou

How old are you? Nationalist in what way? Sweden for Swedes? or Sweden for Norden? Or what?

not really for every party, here in Finland our populist party (perussuomalaiset) is pretty much divided in half, 3/4 of the party are just common retards who managed to get all the retards to vote for them

for example this week there was this highly publicized case of some random wnb neo-nazi guy kicking some other guy in the chest after he spat towards their "peaceful protest against multiculturalism", the guy died in the hospital week after the incident

the neo-nazi guy had a previous history of violent crimes and other thug shit, the issue here is though that two members of the parliament from the PS party had posed with him in a picture a year ago in some of their rallies against multikulti

>qt sent vocaroo
>resetted computer
>file accidently lost
>find link
>vocaroo links expire after a few months

life's hitting me hard senpaitachi i really liked that vocaroo

you were pretty good 2bh

this website should be 18 plus

Okay so I used to have an account and there was this girl who only logged in once every couple of months. I would check her account every once in a while but I'm never confident enough to message her because every time I message girls I fuck it up. I either come off as desperate, boring, or uninterested. I definitely don't want to fuck it up with her because she's gorgeous and seems intelligent based on the profile.
I'm considering making an account again and eventually sending her a message. What do?

>14 years old
>joined 1 year ago

wew

I'm 20

Sweden for swedes i guess

Well, it is a party for Finns :^)

where can I buy one?

>wanting the spread of culture to be age restricted
sicko

What's that? Strangers travel together? Explain plz

>not backing up an archive of all qt conversations to the cloud
you had it coming

>Sweden for Norden?
I dare them to fucking try pulling any of that "Norwegian soil is Swedish soil" crap again

Noen svensker her?! Jeg har lyst til å banke livskiten ut av dere!

Nortism was saying how he was going to Portugal next year for a LADs holiday. Think he's just inviting cp now ahah

Why don't you fucks go out or something? Half the population of most places is women. Is it about some cuck fetish again?

Also, >/cp/

You would not like our national anthem then :^)

I'd probably show up 2bqhwyml

I'll have my driver's license by then.

>livskiten
haha åh

Dunno, one of the other Portuguese was faster than you... Sorry I guess? :3
They sound like grills and no Adam's Apple seen in photos.
>Nor
>Swe (anonette)
>Ire
>Gb
>Ger
>Ger (Anonette)
>Find something fun to do
>Ask for people who want to join
>Plan
>Rent house on AirBnB
>???
>Profit?

>Dunno, one of the other Portuguese was faster than you... Sorry I guess? :3

If it's so fucking fun being outside why the fuck aren't you outside getting raped in that fucking sandnigger infested excuse of a country called France then?! HUH?!

>667
Also those digits.. Must feel bad man D:

wheres that swedish tease girl that owes me a vocaroo'd je t'aime

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I'm on the bus, i forgot last night tihi

Show me round Lisbon boat and we road trip together

How do you know them all, cp? And what's the mean age like 20?

>lisbon

Because I wake up at 0630 and i'm going to sleep in less than an hour because i'm old.

Go swim in oil or something, fucking snownigger. Does your cunt have anything other than oil and snow?

YES! IT HAS A POPULATION WHERE 15.6 PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE ARE LITERAL IMMIGRANTS(france has about 8% foreign-born people living in the country)

Don't forget the part about BEING A DANISH PROVINCE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS, THEN BEING A SWEDISH PROVINCE FOR A CENTURY

EVEN FUCKING SWEDEN RULED OVER YOU, SNOWNIGGER, YOUR FLAG IS LITERALLY DENMARK'S FLAG WITH A BLUE CROSS IN IT

take your autism to the mortuary

>lisbon
>not porto

step it up britnon

>Being this butthurt over Rollo and Normandie

Mais du calme, voyons.

>being the thread autist
>being part of the nation that is only known for raping peoples houses and burning their women
>il aime les nègres de la neige

Didn't you just say we were known for snow and oil too? Please stay consistent as we aim to have a fairly constructive and intelligent form of conversation in this general.

BAR BAR WHERE DA GOLD AND WYMYN AT

How does one proceed to acquire nudes ?

T'es quand même en train de dire à quelqu'un qui prévoit une sortie de groupe a 2 700km de chez lui, de sortir en l'appelant "you fucks"et insinuant qu'il a le fantasme d'être cocu parce qu'il ne va pas à la rencontre du sexe opposé, alors même que le groupe a déja 1/3 de participantes et qu'il va surement en rencontrer à la destination.

Lads, the 'online now' shit is glitched right?

>says qt is online
>send message
>3 minutes later. "Qt last online 21 minutes ago"

>Please stay consistent as we aim to have a fairly constructive and intelligent form of conversation in this general.
Stora krav du ställer på Cred Forums

Tu es bon lad, I think!

Is Lisbon really that bad lads...

>being the thread autist

youtube.com/watch?v=1VicYjk-Fn4

Sounds like a down syndrome from Ireland

if you are a grill just ask

if you are a man just manipulate them into it

>if you are a man just manipulate them into it

Do you like flirt with them or is it less sublte ?

Be careful Sweden, we might have to invade you again :^)
youtu.be/qpTmCkhAzE4

Don't you ever talk to Denmarks son like that again, you filthy fucking sandnigger

Foreigners will never know how it feels like when another country would literally give up its own freedom to protect yours.

Except if you are (((((((Israeli))))))))) of course.

:^)

W-we love Y-you Norge-kun~~ b-baka

;^D
:-*

Also, new autistic Kalmar Union when?

After Sweden gets their shit together

Free spots for autistic Interpals trip?

>Tordenskiold only had his ceremonial dress sword, whereas von Holstein was armed with a Swedish cut-and-thrust military rapier (called a "karolinerverge", a "Carolean sword"). Tordenskiold was run through by his adversary, the blow slicing two arteries wide open. He stumbled a couple of steps backwards, and died in the arms of his servant Kold.

Stupid Norwegian thought he could face a man with BSS(Big Swedish Sword) :^)

It's still free, message me on the site
Nice dubs, but:
Stupid Swede forgot that one does not simply walk into Norway :^O

OKAY NOW YOU HAVE CROSSED A LINE DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

Y-you're right.... I'm sorry! Hope you can forgive me Sweden?

Says inactive user brormand

/don_domingo

about 2 months

I sent you a message 5 minutes ago, didn't you get it?

This sounds super pathetic. As man you have to do this, or she will see anyway that you are not worth the effort.

it's just friendly banter m8

>Friendly
>Sweden
Pick one 2bh.

Neida Svennebror, jeg bare tuller med deg... Dere er fine folk dere :3

Lads the autism is getting too much

hi eoin haha ))

what's this? how do I message you?

can i join haha

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hi sven, want be frien??

i don't know what that is

Sorry, the Dane just go the last spot... I will tell you if more people cancel

>Leaves it to the Scandis to keep the thread alive
>Complains about too much autism
wew lad

FFS qt thinks i was being mean but i was really being sarcastic.

Love you really x

just be mean then. dont be a little bitch

Keep sarcasm to Brits lad unless you know they understand it

Who are you?

im shaggy

Right back at you bongelong :-°

Bloody johnny foreigners not understanding superior british humour.

ah, I didn't know it was a fixed number, yea if someone cancels just give a heads up

Can be just me and you portubro :*

Qt finally got sarcasm lads. I blame the EU

come to lisbon, i'll buy you a pint

samee

Tempted to in future bro, flights are cheap

hi

who are you?

im shaggy

are you a grill? you write like a grill

that is quite the loaded question, sven

A girl with benis, yes

Do you got a shaggy puss shaggy?

wow that was rude

>get yelled at by autist who has been on the site for most of his 20s and still can't admit he is the biggest autist in the thread

Who is the autist in question lads

I have my guesses but not sure

can you please refrain from shitposting

Maybe if you show your butt
Man butt preferably
:)))))))))))

i am deeply offended please stop

I can't help myself shaggy, you're just too sexy.
Show us your feminine body please!!!!

let me see your war face

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Just pls
Show us
I beg u

damn thats a pretty good war face

k thx bye U tease

wow that was really rude take that back

Hello i am from india will girl in interpol like me ?

haha so silly

shut ur plantain

>make profile
>get 16 views
>ugly mexican messages me

JUST

haha wow i bet your cute ))

y r u racist ? what matter if boy is mexican or white

я pacиcтo пoтeмy cтo мнe нe нpaвитca чeлёдны лyды.

Toлкa oнa дeбycкa

I came here to hit on qts, not friend zone girls

hey qts are not something to be traded!!! how would your mother feel if she knew you were preying on underaged algerian girls online???

भाड़ में जाओ तुम पीले, हरे केले का पेस्ट कुदाल केला बेटा

you bitch u insult me in ur lang i insult u in my lang

enjoy!

oh wew

yes we have fbi too and they no mercy ;)

dont fuck and me ok ?

hi interpals pros. i joined the site over the summer and got a few qts but had to work a lot when europeans were awake so i could never get anything going. now i don't have a new account so no one messages me ever. any tips?

just be yourself ))

Update your account every 30 mins while you're online.
Get new photos and visit a bunch of profiles.

how many photos do you guys have?? i only have one

I have 5.
I think 3 is a good amount, I think it makes girls a bit more likely to respond if you have more than 1 photo. Getting girls to your profile is all based on your profile picture though so make sure it's your best one.

haha dont worry about that. just make sure to talk to them the right way! I'll help you refine your skills. you go first

wtf

>trustmeimwhite
Hmm

lmfaooooo

/nonameneeded
r8 me.

KEEP......BREAD..........ALIVE

FUCKING STRAYAN/MURRICAN CUNTS REEEEEEEE

you make me laugh

hey stop that right now

who???

There is a severe lack of dominant girls on interpals. Luckily I have a black qt that i call queen and do whatever she wants. I also have a cute American girl findom me.

hi good morning how are you )))

I'm okay how are you? )))

I am ok as well "lad" how are you???

Pretty good lad. My black qt told me to be a good boy today so it's started off well.

Are you mentally okay? Something seems fishy about you. Or are you just trying to spam yourself?

wow thats pretty cool, tell me more

im ok, i have a head doctors appointment today actually haha
another two hours of being asked questions haha |-[

looool lmfao lmfao loool ^^

quality shit mate

you to "mate" haha ))

Not much to tell really. She has a husband but I am here for her when he isn't. It's nice :)

vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv

wow so cool
are that mean your a "cuck"?

always good

why would you want to hurts australia???

I guess so but she still pleases me sexually and her husband can't please her like I can. He is poor she only stay with him because she has kids with him and she says the sex is really good. I've watched a few times on Skype and she was enjoying it

wow haha
you should make trip "cuck" haha!!

I am not a complete cuck I have a few qts that are submissive to me.

in the words of wise black man
"there aint no such thing as half way crook"
there aint no such think as half way cuck
and you sir, are a cuck haha ))

Are you russian?

Okay I am a cuck. I've actually told some qts that who were neither submissive or dominant. And they said they liked that I was a cuck because they didn't want to be with just me

for you i be anything haha!!

Fucking tell me you spastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow dont be rude
maybe in russia man is allowed to be violent but not in glorious commonwealth of naitons!

I'm born in Kalmar

I should be king of the Kalmar union

I-I did it looks like I'm getting kebab'd
inb4 I already am one

what
why

What do you mean why? Let's have a conversation

Why use IP for foot fetish like that

haha ok!! ))

I don't have a foot fetish

How can she call you racist, shes whiter than you.

stop it

Why did you want to worship her feet then.

I may or I may not

regardless, that's inductive reasoning

what if I just am messing with her

what if I am not attracted pacifically to feet but to angry opinionated girls

what if I just want that key she's wearing around her neck to be the key to my heart

I thought I was pathetic but you are worse.

can I suck on your toes too

Yes you can suck them while I fuck that girl.

Wew lads, I need off this ride.

Crowned by the trips.

/cp/ - cringy perverts

So my fucking polish qt just posted some PC/SJW shit propaganda... REEEEEEEE

How should I dump her?

Ja

How can I take a picture that will get me the most views possible?

By taking Clayton's pictures and using them

last night was amazing and we fugged again this morning. im too lazy to take a timestamp fuck it maybe later. were drinking wine tonight

is this the first time you show your actual flag
wew
of course frogs can't be bothered to speak english, we could have known

feels good to be back in the motherland. im making dinner rn

Now? It's 11:27

Did you propose yet?

Can you smell what The Cuck is cooking?

not sure if i will actually

Thank God

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Bye Europe. had a decent trip. Hopefully I can come back in 2017

Have fun user

Thanks for being here
Feel free to actually impregnate someone next time

>impregnate

nah I'm good. I hate kids, I never want them.

Skyped with my qt and they are the CUTEST.

Is she still cute knowing that she's probably taking a man's load in her mouth right now?

>they

M-my qt is pure!

she's got a tummy full of cummy!

I refuse to believe that there are Croat chads!

There are no croatian qts rather.

T-that's right, Hans. Leave all the Croats to me...

>USA
A M S T E R D A M

>tfw not a croat

You had your chance, boat!

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Remember to be funny
Remember to be clever,
Unfortunately you are ugly,
you will have 0 views forever

Not really fond of shaggy tbqh with you Lads

It's a troll innit? Or is it that fake profile Asian guy, he was Canadian wasn't he?

Can't remember. It's definitely a troll. Just a bad troll as they act like a spacker

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/calais-jungle-volunteers-sex-refugees-allegations-facebook-care4calais-a7312066.html

:D

>spacker
Never change bongolong

Serious question for you my dude, is lad culture real or is it just a British meme?

>/Clishmaclaver
wew lad

>banged an American exchange student 2 nights ago

Why aren't you nerds on Tinder?

Tinders for whores

IP is for qts

>tfw you will never be this cool
>tinder is for whores
>IP is for qts
fixed

>he seriously thinks girls on ip arent taking chad cock every night

>implying the pucci doesn't feel the same

>qts
FUCK ME I MEANT AUTISTS

Yes you do get "lads". Type of guys who go to Majorca, tops off, full sleeve tattoos , drinking Stella, try shag girls and think they are hard cunts. Look at Geordie shore for the stereotypical one.

However the word lad is a bit memey. I call my friends lad online but very rarely in person. I may go "alright lad" but that's about it.

I would also call someone who I like a lad when talking about them with someone else. "Jeremy is a lad"

if you are 185cm+ you should be fine desu

from this...

...to this

really makes you love money

... to this

That camera really did one hell of a transformation... Mad props, it's looking ripped af! Tight!

More interested in the booty on the left 2bh.

How do I ensure someone I am not friends with on facebook sees my message? I have found a qts facebook and have an important message to send but I must make sure she sees it

Spam the message repeatedly

This
Spam it to her friends too so they can pass it on to her in case she doesn't get it

I think if you are not friends it just goes into the message requests thing that nobody ever looks at though, so spamming doesn't help

>tfw your qt is keeping you in suspense but finally sends a new pic before going to bed

>told qt to login on skype more often
>now she has abandoned whatsapp altogether and is only online on skype a couple of times a day making conversation impossible

JUST

>tfw qt says "goodnight ;)"

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Nudes received!

Yeahhhhnhn boyyyyyyy

sharing is caring lad

hi "lads" haha ))

>tfw a 16yo writes you and is being flirty

Pls no I'm 28

So what, just as long she doesn't send any nudes

Ok, who is the asshole?

i can still see her :)

>having a girl profile
wew lad

is she ugly? I've had more views on my best days on my actual account

Mine is prettier

dafuq is this?
interpals.net/app/photo?pid=30522658

why don't you ask her

>online 5 months ago
I could go to webm to find it probably

*webmd

Wow what a day!!
pushing 500 page views "lads"!!
Haha ))

fuck off

woah rude

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wow thats very rude please stop

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is that u??

Why is the thread-autist always canadian?
Not even the swede can beat him.

Or American. European autism seems to be slightly troll-y

wow thats a very funny picture
where did you find it??

Pretty sure 16 is legal in Germany anyways

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didnt winston chiurchill once say "old enough to bleed old enough to breed" "lad"??

Whats wrong brah

4 u )))

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

i think my qt is getting bored of me, she barely writes anymore