/balk/

Are steel doors with many locks like pic related popular in the balkans? Here in Romania you can see them in nearly every apartment or villa.

>perfect
>bulgaria
Oxymoron t b h

what did she mean by this dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3359331/Angela-Merkel-promises-significantly-reduce-number-migrants-entering-Germany-response-growing-resentment-asylum-policies.html

>0 follows 3
greek education really went to the shitter lately...

what kind of energy drinks do you like fellow balkanites
hell masterrace reporting in

you're a moron, faggot

yea pretty much this.

wait, aren't those absolutely mandatory since 1989?

/hell/
I thought we were going from worst to greatest

>he's drinking "energy" drinks
btw, this site is for 18 and above

Which balkan cunt has the best azn fudz?

Blue Monster.

even better ^)

i-is that Pepe fetus?

i think the answer is obvious

MAKE ROMANIA BULGARIAN AGAIN

enjoy diabetes

az s1m b1lgar

>look at me, I am gargling on your small asiatic cocks! LOVE ME!!!!!!
t. Vlachallahu

>tfw b*garians are eating romanian shit caught from the Danube again

>/churka/
what an hell

>says the linguistically Greek Arvanito-Kutso-Slavo-Turk
)))))))

not so easy to steal culture when you're not the biggest balkan

>be romanian
>shit in the river
i expected nothing less

Armenians are brotier tho

>be boogarian
>clean shit by eating it

The circle of nature

I am sorry, I don't see these posts from your azov tatap chink eyed point of view
Please, direct me to the post in which I sucked dick

>it's not mamaliga
>it's shit

youtu.be/4Tbof3tEr8c
crievritiem

>be romanian
>be bulgarian cum rag
it fits

>be Bulgarian
>lose land

>be Greek
>invent gay sex

>be Bulgarian
>honour your Greek/Turkish ancestors by being really really really gay

>be boogarian
>get cucked by t*rks

>be romanian
>get cucked by t*rks

>be orthoturk seajew
>can't afford larger png

>be Bulgarian
>get cucked by Turks even longer

>be G***k
>get cucked by Turks the longest

cheeky romanescu trying to start a war
hehe wtf i like romania now

>be bulgarian
>get removed from the map

>Oh no! My fellow Turkic brothers are being slandered online, whatever will I do?!?!?!
Wrong

>be Greek
>get cucked by Crusaders, Bulgarians, Turks, Serbs, Arabs

>be Bulgarian
>want Solun
>never get it

>be romanian
>get the official vassal cuckstamp

>be Bulgarian
>get the official Turkish cuckstamp

>Be bulgarian
>Get colonized by turks
>Twice

>Bulgarian Television Geography Show

Hahhahaha

>be romanian
>get colonized by pechenegs, slavs, avars, cumans, magyars, bulgars, mongols, turks

>be fyromian
>BE FYROMIAN, LMAO! :DDD

>be fyromian
>pic related

how do you russian wannabes feel when people cant point your countries on a map?

based
balkanshits btfod

>Be bulgarian
>Need horseniggers to create your state
>Twice

*points flag to see country name*

fuck off Algeria

>says the shittier Chile

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>be Azov Tatap Romanian that lived in Austria for a while
>suck Bulgarian dick so that you can belong somewhere

i was thinking about what an shitflinging
its worse than /balk/ and /ex-yu/

How do you feel when people associate your country only with losing a war against an island with 2 soldiers stationed in it?

>poor man's Chile
>discount Chile
>budget Chile
>Chile-light
>sugar free Chile

did anticki nib out a little piece of serbia?
wow rude

Hello my white brother
What kind of African white are you?
I am Ethiopian white

welcome to the club

caucasus is just like the balkans actually
only even more hopeless and shitty
SVETI NAUM !!!

+1 sandwich

>come to balk expecting a comfy pre-long-holyday thread
>get typical shiflinging contest
this is truly home

Keep spouting memes my friend
You're the one with rakia dick breath

Grease.... the debnts.....

>m-muh comment in there

Don't you have to listen to some girly boybands now?
Go ahead, reminisce about your highschool days when you wanted to fuck your Bulgarian best friend, but you couldn't, so you listened to some NSYNC to keep you from killing yourself

you can have bujanovac presevo and sranje if you want
just say that ajvar is serbian

delet
but first we gotta sue the wealthy mountain kike slovenes they patented ajvar
first destroying yugoslavia now this... unaceptable

Sorry, I'm not moldovan.

>shiflinging contest
it's friendly banter, son

But ajvar is Serbian
:^)

Come on Vlachallahu
You don't need to admit that you want to get fucked in a gay Bulgarian orgy
But at least admit you listen to some really girly shit

I'll be studying at MU Sofia for a few months in october.

Anyone know what to expect? Our accomodations will be some sort of student dormitory appearantly.

Can you get decent internet over there?

wow really?
fucking zlovenci

how does that makes you feel, lad?

slavishow.com/22-септември-2016-г-шоуто-на-слави-от-царибр/

Imagine Africa
Now just glue slavic words all around

Presto, you got Bulgaria

>student dormitory
enjoy, you stupid son of a bitch

>studying in boogary

Do you wanna learn how to do organs trafficking lad?

Like I said, just a few months.

that bad?

>Anyone know what to expect?
Mugging, mostly. Rape, eventually (inshallah)

>Can you get decent internet over there?
No, better bring some with yourself from Germany.
We also have no hot water here, so bring that too.

this won't be the last poor life choice you've made

Sorry, I'm a ROMAnian stallion and I only want to fuck hungarian ass.

And the only thing I listen to is Synthwave.

Considering how enriched germany is, it wont be any different than your uni.

eh dunno really
its not like its about nis
its just some shitty town that nobody knows about

also:
>comes to Sofia
>in winter

give back Nis, btw.

Lads I just had the most epic shit ever. Btw how do /balk/ wipes, standing up or down? Down master race here.

>Measles epidemic in Romania has made victims, as three children have died, the latest case was recorded in the past few days. Moreover, according to the Ministry of Health, in the past eight months there were 675 confirmed cases of measles, against only 7 last year, digi24.ro informs.

romaniajournal.ro/measles-outbreak-3-children-have-died/
SUPERPOWA BY 2020 EEEEE

OK, seriously, you'll be fine, get some friends, internet is cheap and abundant, so are alcohol and drugs. You can score easily in the dormitories. But Sofia in winter is suffering.

i do it standing down as well

nice try, frogboi

are you german?

Standing down
The ass cheeks spread more, as such, you don't get crusty remnants of shit in your ass
Or I do what the muslims do and use water
Much better

Yeah.

Never had a problem with the cold, but I guess we'll see.

:^)

Less shitskins in bulgaria I take it?

what the fuck his hand is so swarthy

I sont wipe. I wash my anus with a shower and then I finger it and wash it again.

wiping is shitty, wish i had one of them hot water sprays that sprays your ass after you take a shit and then you just dry up with a piece of toilet paper

youtube.com/watch?v=OA2BFMHBBX8

10:32

>balk thread
>bulgarians, macedonians, serbs, romanians and greeks gather
>we end up fighting each other over nothing

gee, this thead is a perfect reflection of balkan history in the last 150 or so years

>thank god greeks left this place

Shitskins in Bulgaria are like the American niggers. Literally

tan

its macedonian for macedonians it doesent have nothing with vulgares get out

What does that mean?

Should I buy a gun there or bring my own?

on the contrary, it has nothing to do with fucking fyromians

>vulgares
I am Greek.

>provinciali

Internet is cheap and fast, I donno bout the dorm, there are new building and old ones

How do change that numale look? I have this cringy face expression and its killing me.

give back milutin you graverobbers

post it

They are in isolated ghettos mostly, but lots are sad seen in the wh
If it's regions.

Bring your own. Getting a permit it is hard here. Also, a gun is impractical in my country.

Punch your self in the face until you look like a vatnic

>baiting him this hard to come live in this hellhole
kek, everyone with less than 47 chromosomes is leaving this place, why are you advising him come here for anything else than tourism?

I will rather kill myself than post it here.

nah pham ;^)

We're a hugbox
Don't worry

what city do u live in?

why? its all anonymous

Lads we need to steal the german volkisch meme, that shit is comedy gold.

>studying in bulgaria
.
.
.
spoiler alert: almost all bulgarian diplomas are not recognised internationally.

if you try to get a job anywhere outside of bulgaria you might aswell wipe your ass with your diploma for all it'll be worth.

enjoy throwing away several years of your life, retard

if you post ur picture i will cum on it and post it here

>Clean shave
>Short Hair
>Improve your posture

A decent jawline and some height helps.

I don't post here for the first time.
>its all anonymous
Face expression has nothing to do with these things.

>graverobbers
we literally saved him from turks and wars, you ungrateful fuck

I dunno, but I used to have a dumbass expression for most of my childhood and it made people think I'm an idiot all the time. Then I tried to conciously change it but I ended up looking angry/constipated all the time. The bullying stopped, but apparently it was because people now thought I was scary/frightening. I'd say they thought I'd turn into a school shooter, but we don't have guns in here.

mad selfhating selyak spotted

тoз дa нe e зapoвeн в бългapия бe?

>Face expression has nothing to do with these things.

Not what I meant.
I meant physical attributes, but you can't do any about those.

That said, I do think a slight permanent scowl helps aswell.

emi sea kakvo da ti pram postiraj slika da kazvame kak da prais il bidi si pedal we

i haven't said this to someone unironically yet but now is the time

kill yourself, you fucking subhuman

vocaroo.com/i/s0qG9rJ96wNU

>last 1500 years

Fixed

you are illiterate, please don't reply me in future.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Nedelya_Church

Bulgarian diplomas are recognized you dumb villager. Every single one.

kek

he's coming on a student exchange program, you dumb nigger

i kvo prai tam

why the fuck this is too funny

Kappa Epsilon Kappa

because he can't say r

TRI PLANETI!

I don't get it

how much I hate niggers. I Just got back from Walmart was picking up some food...I went to check out and was paying with my discover card which has an American flag on it, well the machine wasn't reading the card...Well apparently food stamp cards look like my credit card so the lovely fat Negress behind the counter..talking so loudly like niggers do, said "you probly aint got no mo money on you ebt card shuga" I looked at her and said "what!" She replies "yo food stamps" i said "no its a credit card"...she says "you aint got to lie shuga we all hurtn now a days"..I looked at her and handed her my card and said "see the top it says D.I.S.C.O.V.E.R not free hand out card"..she ran it on her end and it went through..All I'm getting at is that nigger culture which has been the same for years is now seeping more than ever into white culture I'm proud of the fact i have good credit and a nice place to live and a nice car I have pride in the things i own but now it seems no matter what race you are its the social norm to accept handouts and be lazy.GOD DAMN IT WHAT HAPPENED TO WHITE PRIDE!! I see it all the fucking time whites with food stamps when my wife was in college she worked at a circle k gas station..she would come home and tell me about how people would come in and buy 20 bucks worth of candy with there food stamps whites acting the same as the Mexicans..and it breaks my fucking heart to see this whites being complacent with there shity lives they stay drunk and smoke weed and hang out with blacks and Mexicans and blare rap from there speakers and it fucking kills we as a white race are so much better than this...Fuck wake up white people are race is fucking dead(im aware im preaching to the choir cut me some slack im venting)if we keep this up!!!! god damn-it .

when he repeats the "nachi" he sounds extacly like sofia pederast who goes to gay parades lamoooo

>inb4 eбe ти мaйкaтa
тpигepвa cъpбитe

sofijanci > ostanati bugari dbi
nasi luge

translation:
don't dress like a retard, go to nearest night club, get high and live the life

t. tyronius

>maces can understand bulgarian?

nali znaesh che makedoncite ot belomorska sa bili zaseleni po chernomorieto?

>tfw the 22yo NEET living on his parents money sounds like a retarded autist
>tfw he makes fun of my dank voice

vocaroo.com/i/s0sKPS980Lql

kako sto pamtam 30% od sofija se doselenici od makedonija
zatoa se najbogati :^)

f-fuck you user, i never could

vocaroo.com/i/s1z1O76fjYzE

I really fucking hate black people, they think they are so smart with their little welfare checks and their inability to read

xaxaxa ebahti bolniq glas imash batence nai dobre pochvai da biesh injekcii che she te mislqt za pedal

post yours, big guy
>tfw he's too insecure

that long slurp lolololol
do u do this while talking

no, only ironically

marzi me sq
pak si pedalche s nejen glas, pravish mi huq korav iskam da te eba jenkar chuvash li me

Koga shte se izliza po bira ve, zashto si mislite che ne znam che ste normita a? Pedalcheta

mi are we
ama kade?

Za kuv hui govorish ve moi, vse edno moje da vpechatlish nqkoi s tiq 12cm

Mi v Sf, to predpolagam povecheto sme ot tuk

>that gay voice
>that rrhhh
wow bulgarian is so gay lamo

18 santa debel kur she ti go mushna v gyrloto barem da ti pogali glasnite struni da mojesh da govorish kato myj a ne putka

"Che" movie gay as fuck, had potential but fucking weak

no wonder with that R and they use merci
they are french frogs lmao

Are you from Varna?

tva she ima dva izhoda
Ili vsichki she sme autisti i nikoi nqma da govori
Ili she se izbiem za otricatelno vreme tbqh.

Debel moje bi za maika ti, pedere

she vi schupq ot boi nagli autischeta samo da me iznervite

>18 santa debel kur
moq puk e 118, debel i cheren :DDDDDDDDD

we use italian ciao tho

vocaroo.com/i/s1UZQDBzSHyM

Abe chovek v BG autisti nqma. Da shte e krivo v nachaloto ama ne I sled 3tata bira. Siguren sum che shte e zabavno. To I priqtelite mi ne gi traq ako ne sum piqn

close enough, Burgas

pishi mi na ls we piklio

Spokoino Miro, ne vsichko se reshava s nasilie

Em k are na 1vi oktomvri

O V O
V
O

we use чao too

bugarrhe u strugarrhe
where is effendi btw? honeymoon with iskendere?

S*RVS B T F O
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER LMAO?! :D

I used to have this prob too when I was a little boi.
But then my parents took my to a logotherapist and I fixed the prob desu

What build should I make in dark souls 1

I'm starting with deprived

I used to go to a logotherapist but she went to germany to work before we could finish :(

that rh is a speech impediment lmao

vocaroo.com/i/s0CKo5qH567L

Emi are

go full glass cannon

vsichko ????
sto rece bre

Putkite ot morskite gradove sa po-silni ot mestnite, ama vuprosa e, kak se ebat?

poubavo ja razbrav zabata nego gorilava

vocaroo.com/i/s07Y8g47qMzO

Kvo? Razbrah samo polovinata. Nekvi maiki ebesh, ama kakvo izpolzvash ne se razbra

same here sashko

>po-silni ot mestnite,
Da ako si padash po ciganki, turkini

...

>щo peчe бpe
kek, macedonian sounds like an 18 century rhodope mountain villager's accent of bulgarian

i remember 6 years ago when shiptars didnt have internet
since then they got it and underage shiptars are all over youtube vids on balkan shit shitting them up with autistic comments, ugh

Aww crap.
Mine manage to cure me with the help of some tongue depressor it took 1month but it was awkward AF desu

мaй нe мoжeш дa чeтeш aмa мaкeнцeтo кaзa "cтo peцe бpe"

vocaroo.com/i/s0GZz0enrW0C

Is it acceptable to lick a prostitute?

>lives in italy
>plays the game in italian
>"PROUD TO BE ALBANIAN" written over every video
youtube.com/watch?v=BCqbw_lUTMs
christ

peкoв штo, y лaтиницa кopиcтимe S зa Ш и paзбиpaш oд кoнтeкcт пoбpзo e

43ren кyp :DDDDD

jebo mater svoju sugavu ja tebe nista nerazumem

Diaspora is always either patriotic as fuck or doesn't want to have anything to do with the country

"шyгaв" e дoбpo cлoвo, и ниe гo имaмe

...

>That village accent

Miro, ti li si?

vocaroo.com/i/s0AOd5RzVXv0

miro e ot pld, ne ot burgas

we live in 21 century balkans nigger, there is little difference between the sex experience of a prostitute's pussy and the one of an average woman's pussy, unless you're talking about licking up some veiled hardcore muslim pussy then maybe you could do it without getting herpes

K U R V I S T E
U
R
V
I

S
T
E

maybe in eastern bulgaria

Rather expensive whore 100lv 30min and up

what did that mountain nigger just say?

>mountain nigger
what? are you blind? how the fuck do you see montenegro

>мaй нe мoжeш дa чeтeш

are u retarded?
fuck ur mom (common expression like "damn" in english), i don't understand anything

>is it acceptable
are you going to post in the newspapers about it?

vocaroo.com/i/s0cFddEGdb6K

vocaroo.com/i/s0qKFnsMabps

translate шyгaв
over here it means weak, undecided

Do you get bullied a lot in school?

These two should fuck:

hahahaha

...

mangy

pvovdif

expensive whores are whores who want to get fucked by a lot of men so they raise the price so the village idiots can't afford them.

do not get anywhere near any whore's privates, orally or dickly, without protection unless you're into stds

vocaroo.com/i/s1QDNe6zQrbI

But that would mean less men fuck them. Or men who can afford more, meaning socially more stable men supposedly more hygienic. There's also very expensive whores 300lv 30min, probably only 10 dicks in her per week

I actually like going to youtube to read angry autistic comments, listen to autistic music and eat autistic popcorns.

>only

thats... autistic!

i do that too lol

4 you.

...

>socially stable men are more hygienic
kek, i work as bartender at sunny beach and i can tell you from personal experience that richfags are bigger niggers than the average inbred gypsy village idiot.

whores are whores, no matter the price, no matter the race. don't be a faggot and use protection like mommy taught you

me on the left

what did they mean by this

>mfw serbs albos Monteniggers and Russians all stole byzantine two headed eagle and can't make up smth unique

>Our accomodations will be some sort of student dormitory appearantly.
top kek.
stop being a jew, you turkish gypsy, go rent a student flat with someone

bismihllah

who the fuck hangs their flag in the bathroom? looks shopped 2bh

I'm 20 and all my normie friends drink that shit

thats kidney extraction room you fucking wannabe-albo
albo flag is customarily hanged so zogu klinton islami and tonibler can bless us with their power

yeah because 3 stripes is so unique

xD

...

>3 stripes

kek, you frogs get triggered on a daily basis so much that "why are there so few people, is there a protest?" is an actual conversation starter in france.
it's only normal that the average frog libfag would drink kiddie drinks to look edgy while protesting something stupid like income inequality

my state's flag is more interesting than your country's flag

pic related

>two french ladies and a beheaded horse
yeah no

arent u proud albanian tumor wtf is this amerikan shit

...

>my countrys flag has 50 stripes and 50 stars and ur cuntrys flag has 3 strip3s and 0 stars so ours is better heehehhe kid nuffin p3rsonal

I'm from Sofia you fuck
But what you're saying is true

>tao symbol
OOOOOOOO SHJKAVE NONEN QIFTE!! albanians only believe in ZOGU ALLAH not CHJINEZE TAO OOOOOOOOOOOOO KUKU KURAFTE

>50 stripes

my allegiance is with america
my heart is with albania

amerika bomb ILLYRI!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koriša_bombing
once we finish with SHKJAVS and reclaim BALKAN AS ILLYRIAN LAND! WE DESTROY AMERIKA

jews created that war in the first place

I, too, loev murika.

i love america through 1776-1914
now jews are ruining it
founding fathers would be ashamed 2bh

Are you racist, boy?

european arnold looks like a badass soldier devoted to his motherland while american arnold looks like retarded uncle sam

jews are the reason america is so successful, they put all their money into it

yeah
>be balkanite
>not racist
lol wtf

I dunno I think gooks are alright. The Indians that escape to America are sometimes alright too.

vocaroo.com/i/s0VqbxtcDDsT
t. bulgarian jew

I like Asians. I just hate niggers and jews.

>balkans
>racist
chose one :DDDDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=XupY6l9zlPU

...

You should call an excorcist asap!

me on the right

more like
>what drugs do to people who overdo it
amirite?

ne we batko :DDD

Joos get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm stealing that pepey and there's nothing you can do about it.

jews are the chosen people who will lead us to salvation against the mudslime loving european leadership

t. Gjorgi Ivanovskiberg

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