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Selam alaykum
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>when your application requires you to explain your motivations to keep on living and doing these things
>Bakahime MIA forever
hmmm
Fuck I need to go to Mal*ysia to get my non-immigrant B visa to Thailand.
>RAMI HALIK
I wished I didn't search that. Kek!
Tbf its very tabloid and cheap
Like our new admin
>Be feminist
>Be named rami halik
>Never gets rami halik
thank you stingray
tinitigasan na ako sa iyong ganda
yellowcucks butthurt as usual
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Before going apeshit for being delete lol
pls read and buy a copy
S_x.
>get ondemn
>Then insult them
>???
>Profit
is this how it works today?
SOX
We should really take advantage of the cuck culture nowadays and git all the white wimmens
You can have those ones.
yes since europe is pretty cucked anyway
Though it might not work on the based leaders
link?
manilatimes.net
only thing I could find it was back in 2014
Please take Borneo back
My ping is 4ms since last night. Anyone else?
Shit
yesterday
so thats why hes got scolded lol
this websites seem sketchy tho
>this websites seem sketchy tho
Its a neutral site and the least one that just writes the article though as per usual you have to take everything with a grain of salt.
Anyway. he got scolded before that and the head of trade who made a courtesy call only came for business call.
this is huge, I haven't seen one in gma yet
It's the anti-macross episode.
thats good then
anime is shit
lol this actually came up
this should have been all over the new by now
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>giving a fuck about the meme (((credit ratings))) and (((investor confidence))).
for business people they should
Nusantara Empire when?
Hey does one of you wanna be my gf? I dont mind if you just dress up like a girl.
I am:
Tall (6'2)
Brown hair
Blue eyes
Muscular
Dominant personality
Let me know if you're interested thanks
its already proven a scam when financial crisis happened almost a decade ago.
we were not affected by that
that much thanks to aquino
Sadly, all good things come to an end some day
Not quite. The 60-40 rule pretty much isolated the country from many foreign investors. As such we're pretty closed off from the market (relatively).
>The 60-40 rule
was eased at his time you can by pass it by congress
it also only affects agriculture the most
Don't be an idiot. Shit Credit rating jack up interest rates, making it harder for the government to borrow money and investors to set up shop.
hopefully it cycles up
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My mistake then
>you will never help Gajahmada conquer Nusantara
>you will never help Hayamwuruk to prevent Babut war
Why is life so cruel?
Only when you all make a return to Hinduism-Buddhism
I'd prefer paganism though. Hinduism make us pajeets and castes.
Post songs
Last night I have bad dream. I dreamed that Ilani become slutty instagram whore like awkarin.
Does/did Indochinese or Indonesian Hinduism have a caste system?
Dang I didn't have this flag!!!
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Suck in my head for a while now
I'm very slow on the memes so I only got into this recently
You can worship local gods and abolish varna and be proper Hindu because there's no "proper" way to be Hindu other than "do your dharma"
There's a group that tried to abolish varna centuries ago in Bali, they still exist till now.
So them still existing means that Bali still uses varna?
Yes, but the separation between varna is not as harsh as in India.
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great meme but it needs just a drop of extra dank
more like sillypenis mirite
OOGA BOOGA
WHERE'S FLIPCHAN AT?
loaf
gib proof you flipchan
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Flipbong here, I am hospitalized after rapturing my butt from gangbang with 12 black men
Would do again :^3
trips on himie
Bakahime is ded
MH002 crash
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are you tired?
yes,how do you know?
because im tired also
Turon or bananacue?
personally turon goes everywhere when you take a bite
I fucking knew it!
let's be tired together
running?
Always turon, because dat crunch.
it's rainy so just go eat champorado like grandma used to make for you
eat shit you degenerate animu fuck
patting yourself clean and sweeping the floor is a hassle though
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I hope you guys didn't forget to visit lolo and lola in the province
remember how lolo would bring lanka from the tree and eat it with you?
all are dead
im probably gonna die early also
anything you want
Malay chan :3
I wanna hug you
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Hey pinoys is this a fair article?
*faps intensifies*
Bakahime finally MIA forever because he took MH002
But here I am
yet another typical sheltered international news article who never been in philippines explaining how filipino lives their lives
Yes, it explains both sides and doesn't glorify one or the other
For flips who just wants worship tier articles for their idol probably not
Tho it doesn't shit on duterte either
PUTANG INA media, kelangan ba talagang i-cover lahat ng appearances ni duterte, kahit yung mga minor lang, lalo na't paulit-ulit lang naman pinagsasabi nya sa lahat ng speeches nya? nanoonood ako ng hearing e tapos magcu-cut kayo sa live speech kasi baka may juicy na pagmumura nanaman???? PUTANG INA
Do you fuckers know where I can buy some Wehrmacht uniforms in Metro Manila? (Nazi uniforms are fine too)
>Not wanting to drink the tears of yellow cucks everyday.
>Wehrmacht or Nazi uniforms
>not superior NVA or Stasi uniforms
East Germany Best Germany
mas maganda yung tears ni matobato sa hearing ngayon. right on cue when it's trilly's turn to interpellate
gabriel, pls.
Holy shit that uniform looks so shit
what a cuck lmao
niggas clearly telling bs, he's contradicting almost all of his sworn statements, he didn't even bothered to memorize his script to keep consistency with the papers.
hes a train wreck and sayhe dumbest things that's why the media loves him
its fun to see the dutertetard damage control on facebook and apperanlty here kek
That looks cheap.
did your local death squad told you that?
our death squad let us wear anything
pic related its me on the right
Expert-supported and facts-based piece by global finance news group CNBC immediately dismissed by Duterte fanatics
that's not even harsh on him
Meme-potential image right here
yeah Trilly boy was trying to lawyer for him at the start of his turned and got Dickslapped
>not buying fashionable Prussian Hussar uniform or any other napoleonic/ victorian era military uniforms like August von Mackensen
And his penchant for ad hominems and calling out those who call him out? It has become the go-to argument of his most ardent supporters, too. Here, for instance, when you speak against him, you're automatically branded a Yellowtard, an elitist, a petty contrarian, a closed-minded idealist, and/or an armchair political critic affected by cognitive bias. Any news report putting him in a bad light? Misleading, biased, and ultimately aimed at destabilizing the country.
Which begs a line of questions. If Duterte's position is strong, why use insults? Why resort to name-calling? Why dig up these events that happened many decades ago, events that, anyway, have nothing to do with the issues at hand? Why skirt the issue in the first place? Duterte and his sea of rabid supporters really need to remember what Rousseau said, many years ago:
kek
>funned
KEK WTF
duterte should take control of media outlets discretely if he wants to keep his image good and for the foreigners to stop comparing him against their cuck culture. look at the sultanate of oman, their state media never let their shit go outside and what happens in oman stays in oman, they solve their shit themselves and prevents foreign interference, for it may worsen the situation, they are good so far, no western brainwashing and literally 0 terrorist shit.
mainstream media depends on sponsors and advertisers to keep them going, their loyalty goes to the highest bidders.
Too flashy.
Wehrmacht, especially DAK, uniforms look dapper without looking too brash.
Luftwaffe jackets are also bretty gud
I smell filthy commies.
>being a nationalist or a commie
those groups fucked up this world tb.h and both should be taken to the garbage dump
I just showered
>Nationalism fucked the world up
he just not a public speaker very promdi -ish and Im from the province myself
just let some else handle the small stuff
Criticism is not interference unless they start sending ships to attack or build islands here
and if goes Oman then it will be full on dictatorial image and now they will interfere
tbf you cant really be nationalist here not even the Chinese threat can't push us at that
separatist NPA maybe
Nationalism is an infantile disease, it is for sheeps who can't think independently. So many people died and so many people committed grave sins because they were obedient to their arrogant and dumb nationalist leaders.
There is nothing wrong with being a patriot though.
I just saw flip Ivanka Trump
did her plastic face melt? It's pretty hot there
>Patriotism and nationalism are very different things
Sorry about not having a country, Bong. Have fun in Pakistan.
I wonder if flip Donald is around somewhere
naglibog = confused
libog = nakalimutan
visayan language is funny
even patriotism, we will always favor our tribe and disassociate when push comes to shove
She looks like Ivanka but brown so no melting face
I hope Dolan can handle Shillary in debate and devastate her anus
Flipbong are you a sheep who thinks abortion is not murder simply because a fetus isn't really a person despite scientifically speaking...it is a person?
That is disgusting you leftist murderer
oman isn't dictatorial it is a monarchy because they wuz sultanz and shiet. but its a sepcial middle eastern country because its the most peaceful and stable among them all, their policy of isolation greatly contributed to this.
No, I don't believe in abortion except for 2 situations, if there was raep or if having the baby will kill the mother. Also, there should also be psychological examinations to make sure that the woman is sound in the mind
look at this good goy, so you prefer globalism?
checkmate, what's wrong with globalism? It's the way forward
of course he does, he's a cultural enricher himself
>forward
its straightforward slavery
Tax havens.
As well as pot of brewing disaster if left without proper supervision.
Bhopal disaster, case study of almost every safety courses since 1984.
Globalization is what took the jobs away from the working class whites in the West and gave them to us here in Asia you tool. Pay and working conditions maybe not on the same level as in US or UK but at least there's employment. Then it's up to us to demand those to improve.
Wageslaves
>tfw jerked off to amputee and gore porn for the first time and it didn't phase me
can I still recover from this heresy?
You've been a lost cause since you were born
Only being NTR patrician can save you now.
My main concern is that you spelled "faze" wrong.
sorry lad , I just like the word phase because phase boots >> shit >> other shit boots
Dear /asean/ how can we become as successful and integrated as Europe?
That is still a person
Feminist
By doing nothing.
Chinese 1.2% hahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
keep each others economy but free of tax
integrated police force and armed forces
government is federalized
>implying there's no different between Malay and Chinese
>6.7% indian
sure pajeet
poo go into loo remember
>"""""Malay"""""sia
>50.1%
Hahahahaha
HAHAHAHHA
>malay 50.1℅
At time of formation of Malaysia the Chinese were over one third of the population. It's been falling over the decades, whether because of brain drain to other countries like Australia and Singapore or whether because Malays pump out shitloads of kids propped up by government handouts while Chinese only have two or three kids at most.
Really make me think.
>Brunei
>Borneo
Pfft... HAHAHAHA
Be in a rich neighbourhood where everyone have infrastructures in place, monies to invest in each other, high disposable income, relatively similar economic situation, historic cultural bonds, and finally historic baggage shed by genocidal war against each other twice.
Which is impossible to put it kindly.
EU works when everyone is in rich-medium neighbourhood but ours is a neighbourhood with slums, low cost housing and gated community all in one.
Fuck you Indian is master race unlike disgusting peenoise
>mandarin
youre not even hiding it anymore
>fortune.com
>Singaporean Banks Are Reporting Indonesians Who Embrace Tax Amnesty
>Indonesians account for an estimated $200 billion of private banking assets managed in Singapore, or 40% of the total.
Really makes me think.
I guess most Chinese live in Peninsular Malaysia, right?
Explain this???
Since 1965
Wow!
Yes
BAGUS!
I love those stickers in viber...
Cak! Cak! Cak!
perfect
a model asean country
manage no more than 10% chinks and 2% poos in loos
>86.2% Kinh
What's the problem, my friend?
delet
We could all integrate under china and use the yuan
Really makes me think
Kinh = Vietnamese?? What does that word even mean?
Yes, Kinh people are ethnic Vietnamese. I'm Kinh.
>Country - Singapore
>Capital - Singapore city
>Largest City - Singapore city
HHAHAHAHAHA
>optional languages
>spanish
>arabic
NO they are not. not even .5% of our populace knows how to speak bonita and terrorist languages fluently.
No need to think, just add the indigenous into Bumiputra category and everything is fine at 60%+.
Sound like asking for regime change.
What's up with the north? I thought most non-Kinh people would be like in the central or something.
HAHAHAHAHA LITERAL NON-COUNTRY
>Singapore
>75% chink
>10% indian
CHINKaPOOre boleh
So what I gather from this is that Malaysia should stop crippling the economy with race-based economic policy and truly embrace Chinese-dominated British-influenced laissez-faire neoliberal capitalism
It's near China :')
Joke aside, the far north are mountainous, it's the place of Thais (not the Thais in Thailand, but related) and Hmongs. Also, the Central Highlands is the home of Vietnamese indigenous Austronesian peoples (Gia Rai and Ê Đê).
>pics
So at the end of the day, British Empire makes the best colonies.
So is anyone here actually malay?
You mean chinese boss employing hordes of Bangla workers like Bangla highlands?
I am.
I am pinoy
>Kinh
more like CHINKS lmao
Really tickles my cerebrum, thus kick starting chemical processes in my brain that gives me a particular thought...
Hoa extradition when?
Bosses (whether Chinese or Malay) wouldn't be importing Bangladeshi workers if
>locals were willing to take the low skilled jobs working the plantations
>government actually enforced decent minimum wages so that no money is saved by importing migrant workers
>deport all the illegal immigrants
im sorry but i count myself as a malay
Only when the colonies are dominated by either whites or Chinese, apparently.
Nice try
Maybe never. Hoas that live in the countryside have been NAM'd and can't speak Chinese anymore. Most in the city still can through.
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Malay""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sia
>only 50% malay but 20% chink
MALAIXIYA ladies and gentlemen
pinoy ako
buo ang aking loob
may agimat ang dugo ko
>have been NAM'd and can't speak Chinese anymore.
Tbf they probably never spoke a lick of Mandarin Chinese ever, including their ancestors.
>Most in the city still can though.
Are urban Hoas able to speak passable Vietnamese?
I am going to annex all of you in EU4
Parokya Ni Edgar new album
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Indon #1 though
>malayxiya
>malay
even madagascar is more malay than malayxiya lmao
do it softly please
Malaysia — to whom does, it belong? To Malaysians. But who are Malaysians? I hope I am, Mr Speaker, Sir. But sometimes, sitting in this chamber, I doubt whether I am allowed to be a Malaysian. This is the doubt that hangs over many minds, and the next contest, if this goes on, will be on very different lines.
-Lee Kuan Yew
>According to history, Malays began to migrate to Malaysia in noticeable numbers only about 700 years ago. Of the 39 percent Malays in Malaysia today, about one-third are comparatively new immigrants like the secretary-general of UMNO, Dato' Syed Ja'afar Albar, who came to Malaya from Indonesia just before the war at the age of more than thirty. Therefore it is wrong and illogical for a particular racial group to think that they are more justified to be called Malaysians and that the others can become Malaysian only through their favour.
-Lee Kuan Yew
r8
Not in GDP per capita :^)
>Are urban Hoas able to speak passable Vietnamese?
Yes.
In HCM city, they live in an area called Chợ Lớn.
don't deny that indonland is currently the most powerful country in SEA
>Three women were brought to the Singapore General Hospital, each in the same condition and needing a blood transfusion. The first, a Southeast Asian was given the transfusion but died a few hours later. The second, a South Asian was also given a transfusion but died a few days later. The third, an East Asian, was given a transfusion and survived. That is the X factor in development.
- LKY
>le G20 meme
So you're saying they have successfully integrate into Vietnamese culture? Like those in Thailand and Flipland and Indonesia? But they can't do the same in Malaysia?
Really makes me think
>X factor in development
What did he mean by this?
Declare war and make all Indochina one.
Most west and colonised the small island.
I once btfo Portuguese and France alliance after they declared war on me and as a result I get Madagascar and South Africa.
I'd go for public caning of the employers as a lesson.
>deport all the illegal immigrants
Short of being brutal as hell nothing is gonna deter economic migrants from coming back otherwise we won't be picking up dead bodies in the swamps. You are talking about people crazy enough to float on bags and swim several km to reach the shores under bad weather.
Unlike island nations Malaysia has 4000Km+ of sea and land borders, not even mobilising the entire Rela and Wataniah will be enough.
Is that Europe universalis?
no it's autism simulator
It's actually map painting simulator tbqh
It's a very old game of mine so it's probably gone forever (Notice that Zhou) lemme dig out my latest game...
Of course it is. Majapahit fall best time of my life.
Is Malaysia really a country of Malays?
malay ko
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t. Zhang
>that 4% gap between 1911 and 1921 and between 1921 and 1931
"Malay"sia
How did Malays respond to this?
Explain this malaysians
Really makes you think
Too bad we don't have enough sea around us to go full Australia.
Probably the best long term solution is for ASEAN to do like EU and invest membership fees from wealthier members into developing the poorer members, once there is better quality of life and economic opportunity at home then there will be less incentive for migrants to come here. Plus creates bigger markets to consume goods we produce. That will take decades, though.
We are euphoric
because malay is a state of mind
Rela is useless
What do they even do?
Police enact law and maintain order
The military does defence
So what does the Rela do?
I love malaysia
>eat sushi
>it's fishy as fuck
I should buy katsudon instead, fuck.
unforgivable
>In 1991, it was unanimously changed into Sasmuan, since the previous name, Sexmoan, denoted a very negative sexual connotation not only to the town, but to the people living within the town itself
KEK
Of course, the current state kingdom has been around since 1100s and ruins of older one dates back to 2000 years ago.
But we recovered to 50.1%.
Malaysia will be Malay again next millennia I promise.
Saved people during natural disasters.
A guy in my village once got stuck in his outdoor toilet due to boar attacks, he owe the local Rela who came and shoot the boar after just 30 minutes who ride to the local base and grab his rifle.
Guards communities in black areas during the insurgency.
Helps the immigration or other agencien lacking manpower in raids, the complain from Indonesia about illegals being beaten up came from .
Manage traffic and security during kenduri and community events.
I want to talk about Indonesia
We always have flip power hour, and sometimes even m'lay power hour. What about indon?
What's the big news there that trigger you people?
Having to clean up Australian vomit in Bali
where were you when based randy boy went ham with the bants?
1/2
2/2
The act of killing. Latter, the director of that film was banned from Indonesia forever.
They get pretty assblasted sometimes when we mention Indos invading Australia for all dat lebensraum even tho absolutely no one has worried about that since the 70's or some shit
>X factor in development
>What did he mean by this?
He meant that the East Asian race is genetically superior.
Do Bruneibros like their Sultan?
kek tryhard dutdutards diverting the discussion into boxing because of their idiot senator pacquiao acting "based"
Yes.
t. loyal to the crown
Did they eat the boar afterward?
Seems like what they do, established agencies can easily do
Commie war is over
as long as they get gibsmedat
Are you Bornean or Malay? Is Sultan Bolkiah Malay or Bornean?
Korean ver.
>butthurt over brunei
It's ok cucklord
Don't dig in any further.
>agencien
agencies
They don't do much in cities but rural has bigger Rela presence although I'd downside their numbers and put the funds in better trained polis bantuan and wataniah or even raise their salaries.
At least Wataniah risk their life carrying M60 into the jungle to patrol the borders.
nst.com.my
Busy with bomb plots.
We dindu niffin btw.
Of course not, just call Chakraporn from the neighbouring Thai village to pick it since they eat all the boars we find.
Indonesia has become tame now
They used to be in the "just do it" mode
It doesn't feel good tho when it happened to us
heh gramps participated in this.
why the fuck do you have to go to war so Indonesia finally accepts that you're finally Malaysia? am i missing something here?
DELET
>formation of malaysia
>indonesia: the whole borneo belong to us, we won't recognise malaysia
>invade malaysia
>lost
>indonesia: malaysia is okay i guess
They're tsun tsun for each other
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Just like me and you
Sabah is part of the Philippines
Indonesia should go to war again while we secretly try to take away Sabah [spoiler]and return it to Brunei[/spoiler]
>Malaysia is okay I guess.
>I'm just gonna gas them all with haze every year.
>R-18 censor box is not available for Cred Forums
Why
So when Malaysia was formed Indonesia decided it was a neoimperialist plot that stood in the way of their plans to dominate the whole of Borneo and form a union spanning Malaya, Philippines, and Indonesia. So they decided to invade Malaysia with communist guerrillas. Unfortunately for them we still had the British Empire on our side and we were pretty good at jungle fighting too.
gotta earn them cuckino shekels, you know.
>Malaysia went full moe to British
>Sukarno didnt like it, started talking shit to Malaysia
>Malaysia talked shit to him back, burning his photos
>He couldnt handle the bantz
>Ganyang Malaysia
Plan B? more like an artificial reason to prolong the war on drugs meme. you stupid dutdutards should get a fucking grip and respect due process for once. we're a fucking laughing stock and our economy will soon be down to the gutter because you voted a clown president
Anyone here majoring in international Relations?
Why would you major that?
Pacquio is so cringey tho
Because I'm a stupid fuck who picked the wrong major and go to some 2nd tier college in Jakarta.
You can finally live out your Cred Forums fantasies.
then just shift to another course and major in something that's actually useful and will get you money
>your country never have an empire
>Thailand and Cambodia do
malay descendant + borneo
check this out
It was noted that Muhammad Shah created the Sultanate. He sent a mission to China in 1371; the Ming Shih (Book 325), a contemperaneous Chinese reference book, noted that the King of Brunei in 1370 was Ma-ho-mo-sa. Local Brunei historians take this to refer to "Muhammad Shah" the first Islamic Sultan of Brunei, however others take it to read as "Mahmud Shah".[3] Another viewpoint is that Ma-ho-mo-sa could be pronounced as "Maha Moksha", which means Great Eternity, a Buddhist name; this is in keeping by the Chinese record of his successor also having a Buddhist name.[3]
His daughter, Princess Ratna Dewi, allegedly married a Chinese immigrant by the name of Huang Senping. For this he was conferred the nobility title of Pengiran Maharaja Lela and elected Chief of Kinabatangan.[7][8] although the factual evidence for this is poor.
There is evidence that there was an Islamic presence in the current area of Brunei before the current Sultanate - there is evidence that there was also a pre-existing Muslim dynasty in the area.[2][3][4]
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did you take a rest malay-chan? I know I did
Brunei people are white.
Wewuz muslim and shieet
>ASEAN
>not at least yellow
if i was yellow, that would mean i'm infected with hepatitis B
I have brown penis
yes
and i have no class tomorrow
should i put up a /pinoy/ thread?
Yes
I really want us to separate from /asean/ but I need some pinoy posting in /pinoy/ if I'm making it
that means more time for loaf
Don't worry, your thread will have the Pinoy audience.
are you even malay? there is a 50% chance you aren't a malay
I'm Indian, why?
DESIGNATED
Whats the difference between course and major? My English sucks bro.
Indonesians cannot do anything about the Australians who torment them
Someone pls give me advice on dissertations? I'm supposed to give a proposal by November, so I can start it in my 3rd year.
I don't want to do dissertation, I prefer to do practical lawyer (working in a law firm or legal clinic) next year. But if I don't get any reservation for next year, then I'll have to do this project that is worth less than half the browny points than practical lawyer or dissertation. So, it's better if I also draw up a dissertation proposal, so I can use it as back up in case of rejection.
>inb4 bee yourself
I don't even know what that is.
what kind of
dissetation?
like ice cream
...
same as a thesis
jollybee yourself
Hey brother, I have to do one for business ethics. It is gonna be fun as the lecturer pretty much allows anything so long as it is in fact related to business.
I am going to also dress up like a girl for millions of men
Oh yeah, I guess just don't plagiarise? I dunno.
Jesus Christ malaychan whats her name or salsa maybe?
That is actually flipbong
time to move on guys
dunno? maybe a law that turns garbage cans to raw materials
like soda cans to tin and name it "Can to Tin" Law
malay-chan loaf
Is this the Cred Forums general of Cred Forums
Why are philippine people so ugly ?