/brit/

Cringing hard at the thought of what kind of people like this """music"""

Missed a few /brit/s, any new gimmicks?

I don't swear much irl

...

Found this one yesterday

well done avoiding my question you useless nignog

youtu.be/nRp1CK_X_Yw

US is a fucking joke

VERY good edition.

Women can be funny.

me and my black mates
and some white niggas

how come he dont want me man

not a fan of this lonely gimmick

don't really want friends though haha lads

The Fat Mexican......

Offed himself

I've got no friends, I'd kill for some haha

I'm trying nofap. It's hard and I don't think it's working.

Instead of having a one track mind between wanks, I have a one track mind permanently with no grace period to get shit done.

...

...

Lit af lads, anyone got any netflix recommendations?

*hugs you*

oh no no no no

I want friends but they're so much hassle :(

writing my dating site profile

Star Trek TNG

shes negging you, that means she likes you

I'm just as Irish if not moreso than anyone posting under an Irish flag

Me surname is O'Reilly and me great grandparents came over in the 1910s and settled in New York City
Hell's Kitchen to be specific

Only difference between me and the Irish living in Ireland is I don't have an accent

'Member the Yoga 710 lad?

I 'member

On day 6 here mane, yet to get any massive urges

>on dating site
>person in question can't spell

Into the bin

anybody ever killed themselves before?

Low T

In LOVE with Seven of Nine t b h

There is only consciousness and everything else we know about reality is a belief, and all beliefs are equally untrue.

Hey cousin, you want to go bowling?

Well I'm on day 3.
Went from 2-3 times a day to zero.

Have there always been this many hours in a day?

keep getting whiffs of weed even though i don't have any
fuck this

wish i could be alone without being lonely

>that means she likes you

She right swiped on him ofc she fancies him you twit

what does green shit mean again lads?

>sister's best mate got a boyfriend a week ago
>met him in person for the first time yesterday
>he broke up with her ten minutes ago

dear oh dear

Wank daily normally though

Weird, last times I've tried it I was fucking dying. Might just be 'cause I'm on a diet

How is that a fucking meme God women are retarded sometimes

you fucking beta

>1910's
Pshhh
My family has been here since the famine, setting up shop in the south side of Chicago where they were the crookedest coppers in town

parents are buggering off for 2 weeks
having a girl stay with me for those 2 weeks
she won't have sex with me she just needs a place to stay and she's a friend
shes ten years older than me

I sure as shit dont fucking ROLL

Should I just kill myself lads?

Hide all the kitchen spoons m8

So, so, unironically lonely. I have nobody I can really open up to.

That means your line has been here long enough to get some black in it you're 10% black at least like all Americans who came before 1900

>Hell's Kitchen
What's Daredevil like in person hahaha

you have us

who /ibiza/ here?

So am I, but you can talk to us.

my parents don't know i've invited her over
she's an immigrant
she's going to look for a flatshare and a job whilst she's staying with me or just gonna fuck off back

im doing it because as i said we've been friends for a year and she's my only friend and otherwise im going to be alone in my room with no friends for 2 weeks
why

>she won't have sex with me she just needs a place to stay and she's a friend

Is it possible to get any more beta than this?

posting a choon

youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8

Quite the opposite, my famalam fought for the South during the CW
We're only tainted with dirty English blood

tell her to fuck off ffs

>that munter bitches teeth
Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Lads

the way i see it is she's a friend and i'm helping her out in a rough spot in the same way i would for a male friend or i'd expect a friend to do for me.

she's a nice woman, she helped me out with a lot of things to do with getting jobs and also with approaching girls and stuf.

Is that Gary's older bro?

youtube.com/watch?v=9Dx-9Hk135A

Not really, it's not the same.

posting big big choons 2night

youtube.com/watch?v=Iuq9XK6tojs

any proper lads in here?

youtube.com/watch?v=SFGfUOnsqEw
grime shitters btfo

Gotta keep a low profile during janny's shift

youtube.com/watch?v=IEn2rvO47ZY

who wants to come to sunwaves with me

Am I supposed to know who these groids are?

I really want to turn my PC on, shitpost on Cred Forums for the first time in months. I thought I could stick to the normie lifestyle at last, for good... but it isn't to be...

ULT best tune

This is pretty pathetic lad you need to get your life in order

Women are for sex and making babies not for friendships

>vaperwave
ah yeah fuck off with your meme genres mate, this is bollocks

shit

been watching bottom

You could try, might make you feel a bit better

snapped this photo of my brother for you

fuck off Cred Forums. it's nothing like pepe and wojack . you fucking memer

>fought for the South

Yep you're defo part black m8
Probs not enough for it to show any physical characteristics but it's there

I happen to be firing off african american choons at hihgh speeds 2nite

youtube.com/watch?v=nppKPgdc_u0

bones is pretty based

youtube.com/watch?v=D8AGKWyyrJ8

maybe you're right.
but so long as i feel like she's my friend i will treat her as such.

r8 my hometown

Sexiest poster decides what I say to roach qt.

rik mayall is a beast though

>posts the worst bones song
get out

do us a favour and fuck off back to /dire/

Choon this

eyy bb u wan sum fuk?

nah lad
*spits on you*

>Bones

Don't cut yourself on that edge dearie

>not picking 6

me in the middle

Do I do a wank, play vidya or shitpost all night?

why is this general always so fucking combative and autistic

>no i'm better than you
>no i'm bigger than you
>ha look at you you're a sperg!
>LOL you probably live in a new build and not a mansion!
>fucking irish
>northern monkeys
>london pakis/niggers

Honestly, you're all children.

this is the gf i need

Lads, need a name for my new band. Any suggestions?

xavier wulf was only good as ethelwulf
youtube.com/watch?v=rqbQigCH78Q

/brit/ is the worst general, it's only good for shitposting.

I think you should either shag her or tell her to fuck off and find her own place to stay

if you don't like it, try reddit you useless paki cunt

Me and the gf.

8 is as good as it gets t b h lad

Shades Missing

your my least favourite poster here.

>everybody i disagree with is a paki

The Moist Towelettes

shut up you little runt your gf is disposable

me and the lads, I'm the one on the right

do other generals have quarrels with the janitor about when a new should be allowed ?

At least I have one you cretin.

>>Honestly, you're all children
Bet I'm more mature than you

>tfw short young-faced man with big hips and round girly arse
I'm a failure lads
I have a good diet and get regular exercise, what did I do to deserve this

Not that I know of
Which once again proves how exceptional our nation is

Is that Stirling?

oh ye

fuck off your an embarrassment to our proud nation of hardmen

Is the Blackpool scene going to be what finally breaks Grime into the US market?

youtube.com/watch?v=5MulmxQi3ms

youtube.com/watch?v=x_cZdIguH7k

youtube.com/watch?v=vtyxejQfA9k

youtube.com/watch?v=bgpDCu_wLvo

Man tried to sell me a Big Issue earlier and I spat on him

It's well known that most Big Issue sellers are really on six figure salaries and live in mansions

just gonna take the normans advice now and be myself all the time

if i'm bitter and angry and upset i'm not even gunna try and smile and be upbeat for people

lets see how this goes

think it might actually work iah

Criminal Garden

*your

good one you nignog fuck

Post naked pics, you sound extremely fuckable.

I'm shy though user, I hate taking pictures of myself

>nignog fuck
>paki
>rasheed
>mick
>paddy

ive heard it all before, you're like a broken record

Karen=shit

>said I was gonna start lifting
>didn't
>look like this

Decent enough, right?

need a cute irish anime-watching bf

you're an embarrassment too to you're nation of '''''''hardmen'''''''''' because you're still scared shitless to come to wakey because you know I'll put you in intensive care with a couple digs

two things i'm afraid of in this world, spiders and polish hardmen

Well I'm not asking for your face too, the anonymity helps right? You don't even have to be naked, you can wear tight fitting boxer-briefs instead.

>There are anime nonces from MY nation posting in this thread

I sincerely apologise lads, didnt know Ireland had anime nonces. Although its typical, hes a low test wide hipped estrogen filled little bitch.

The lights are so bright but they never blind me.

ritsu = shitsu

SHOO SKELLY DON'T TAKE MY GAINS

yeah you ripped that from /fit/

Yeah I'd lick your abs and suck your nipples.

thanks mate i didn't really want to reply to him any more

26 and never been to a club, people from work keep trying to get me to go

am i missing anything? i really don't like the sound of them

Mate just brought round 56 units of vodka and said I could have it (took it from his mum)

if you think your pulling the wool over my eyes your wrong mate, "george from wakey" doesnt exist and your a skinnyfat NEET. Give over love, I've already humiliated you before.

fancy myself a new build house lads

who do i call?

Going to heem this Taigs bumhole

t. British imperialist

6ft 170lb Barely a skelly

No, that's me.

Chest looks weird here but this is after a shit week where I barely ate.

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and don't come out

youtube.com/watch?v=AXnxCnarZGs

More BBC racemixing propaganda

instagram.com/lexxierozen/

the bf

>clubbing at 26

It sounds awful because you're a grown-up now.

I'd let you fuck me, show us your dick too lad

>That's what 170lbs looks like on manlets
Madness.

what the fuck is wrong with yankland

But I'm not a manlet.

Mum is getting absolutely BTFO in the family whatsapp group hahahaha

Frenchwomen are meant for British cock 2bh

this general is only fun when all the normies are asleep

>6' king of manlets
>not a manlet
;)

Good lad.

Lads, what's the best beer from your wee little islands?

can't imagine a more runty occurance

Well it just so happens I have a massive one right here.

Honestly your rather nice. Broad shoulders, low bodyfat and small but albeit noticable muscle. Well done, your better than 95% of the runts on here.

Got bored of them at about 21.

British boys were MADE for French cocks

Carling

...

I'm made for any white cock.

If you could export some that would be great

>natty

men are not made made for cock you mentally ill freak

seriously need a boyfriend

Citra

>Traditional
Timothy Taylors Landlord
Sam Smiths Nut Brown Ale
Sam Smiths Yorkshire Stingo
Fullers ESB
Fullers Vintage Ale

>Modern
Kernal IPAs
Kernel Export Stout
Most beers by Thornbridge
Tiny Rebel Cwtch
Brew By Numbers Brown Ale

lots more tbqh

Come on post pics

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Then why does it feel so good? Why do only women get them? It's not like they deserve it.

>mentioned it myself and forgot
heh what am i like xd

>not drinking Düsche

So do I, we could help each other out.

>when you hear somebody's music through their shitty leaking apple headphones

wew, people have dismal taste, runts everywhere.

It feels good because your prostate gland was given to you by god so that you enjoy taking a shite. Ever have a shit that feels real nice? thats because of your prostate gland. to shove a cock up there to replicate that pleasure is wrong.

Mentally ill freak.

It's dead lad.

Thanks lad

What would be your favorite or go to when you're at the pub?

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I hate shitting, feels awful, cocks feel great though.

>heh, that norman runt isnt listening to vaporwave, how bloody awful! im so much more patrician!

I normally don't reply to 40+ minute old posts but this was particularly runtish

Well thats what the prostate gland is intended for by nature and thats where you derive pleasure from when taking a dick.

So yes, your mentally ill. Homosexuality is a mental illness.

>gayposting

Ah yes, very impressive.

Let me just tuck into a hairy arsehole riddled with HIV, how pleasurable.

But if I cannot sleep with you maybe I could have a taste

"as long as the torch of a gimmick is in the hands of a /brit/poster, that gimmick has a future. even if one solitary poster is carrying the torch while the thread says it has gone out, in him lives the spirit and life of the gimmick".

- kev

they listen to '''''EDM'''''' or chart music.

>implying i listen to meme-wave

me

why would anyone even want these

Alright so if that's the case what's wrong with taking advantage of that then? Is sex for pleasure wrong when you're not doing it to have kids?
You should stop fucking dirty old bastards at grim bars

opened a cheeky carlsberg bottle

Kev posting is great and still kicking because all of /brit/ was in on it, not like the 4 nerds in a skype chat that thought Alan posting would be funny (it's not)

shieeeeeet

Whats wrong is having sex with another man. Its against basic human nature.

>hurr gays are mentally ill
The absolute pinnacle of runtiness

I just wanna lay you down let me take you from behind

literally nothing i have ever posted here has been funny you stupid fucking fat yank piece of shit

clearly you don't understand how this place works

NEVER reply to me again

more

got a scratch card problem lads, i'll buy £20 worth in 1 go if i feel depressed. Sometimes i'll blow £60 a week. How do i stop? :(

Ah yes 1 ticket for Garbage please

Gays should be gassed.

CHOON

youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

fuck up faggot cunt

It's all over nature, and it's been in human nature since we've existed. You've got no real arguments, you're just a dense cunt.

this thread is runticulous

rasheed

>when you see some fat manlet in expensive /fa/ meme items

oh lawdy

t. lad who will be at home doing nothing as usual

Wew

Looks like I touched a nerve
haha fucking gayboi

netflix originals? more like netflix contrived shite

You gonna try big lad?

>Ah yes 1 ticket for Garbage please

What causes them to find men sexually attractive?

you stop.

I'll have you know I'm a high functioning alcoholic

shut up faggot, i do not care for what stupid shite you tell yourself to justify sticking your shrivelled up sausage into a mans shit filled HIV riddled dirty arsehole

its disgusting and so are you

Could kill you with my bare hands and wouldn't lose a wink of sleep.

T H I S
H
I
S

The inherent fact that men are sexually attractive.

this

would unironically stamp on your head. You're a gayboy, you're a shirt lifter, you're a nonce.

DO YOU WANT SOME CHUBBY BEAVER, LADS???????????????????

*plays video games*
ah yes

About to ask a girl out over text lads

Wish me luck

man, would i ever

Why aren't most men gay?

good lad

what game

This general is a warzone. This general is the jungle.

Would unironically badger his slot

she's got a boyfriend

good post

>stretch marks
top_kok

>inherent
ah yes that is why gays are a tiny percentage of males

t. 12 year old rat fuck

literally me

good post

>you missed out on middle school love
>you missed out on high school love
>you missed out on uni love

so what happens now

Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

Dragon Quest Heroes

>any girl with a BMI above 18

I could use disgusting imagery for straight sex too, really doesn't make any point does it? Fuck off now.
Bet you couldn't you little runt.

I could sit in my house with a finger up my arse and it would be more entertaining than that useless pooskin

I'm going to open a water park in the US and call it "The United States of Waheyyyyyy"

(waheyyy because that's the noise you'll be making going down the water slides)

Finna cop an Arc'teryx, current shell is no longer waterproof baka

foy

good night user
*tucks you in*
*kisses your forehead*
*walks out leaving your light on and your door open*

What the fuck did you just say to me?

shut up or i will fuckin stall you bru-h

youtube.com/watch?v=RFhlpVlwKks

turbo choon

Would grind you into dust under the heel of my boot without even realising I'd done it.

intriguing post

same, honestly lad

no homo

WANT SOME FAT ARSED MEGA BEAVER LADS??????????????????????????????

>mental illness
a mental illness by definition impairs your ability to think reasonably and/or perform normal tasks, explain to me how gays can do all these things perfectly

business idea: go to the shops and buy whatever takes my fancy

bought a walkie talkie and have no clue how it works

there is some weird alien shite on one channel though

Wouldn't be good for the survival of our species then would it?

why are cars always the same shape. so much for innovation

the tags on panties really annoy me

they should cut them off ffs

YES I FUCKING DO

I'm 6'4 and 240 pounds I would put you in the ground lad

just gassed the taigs lads

So gay people are an aberration?

EVER DABBLED WITH SOME AMBIGUOUS GENDER BEAVER, LADS??????????????????????

I'll round up my girlfriends and we're coming :3

just ate 3 black pears lads

>His made up height and weight are STILL less than mine
KEK. Fucking poofs.

the gf is a drumpf supporter

the thing about me is i really just dont give a f**k

LOOK AT THE RECORD OVER THE LAST WEEK, THEY MET WITH THE UNIONS AND GAVE THEM FLYING PICKETS. THEY MET WITH THE ARGENTINIANS AND THEY GAVE THEM THE FALKLAND ISLANDS. THEY MET WITH A BUNCH OF MIGRANTS IN CALAIS THEY SAID THEY COULD ALL COME TO BRITAIN. THE ONLY PEOPLE THEY NEVER STAND UP FOR ARE THE BRITISH PEOPLE AND HARD-WORKING TAX-PAYERS!

hmmm images like these rarely appeal to me because i am not there to squeeze and feel and slap their juicy tender rumps

wish i was some sociopath who lacked empathy or compassion so i would be able to not give a fuck about anything and just become a narcissistic bastard with the drive to be better than everybody because they disgust me and i shan't be living or working with peasants of their kind lads

GIVE ME A QT TRAP GF NOW

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

..so they aren't attractive unless you're a female or a small minority of psychologically-deviant men?
fucking dingbat

that's a penis
no ambiguity there

No, they're good for when you didn't want too many kids in a tribe back when. Lots of guys have had gay flings and feelings, back in Ancient Rome the soldiers would fuck each other, good for morale and camaraderie, gets you through tough times.

spoiler that hog

>just dont give a f**k
hmmm contradictory post

thats me la

who /shy blue labour/ here

...

I've got experience in wrestling men to the ground, you wouldn't last a second with me.

BET YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE ATTITUDE OF SOME MUH CUNT BEAVER, EH LADS????????????????????????????????

I demand one this instant.

You're the not-right if you can't admit some men are attractive, even if you don't want to fuck them.

>Suede shoes

Literally who has ever thought these are a good look?

would you lads?

yes well done clap clap

Looks like I'm seeing Foals by myself laddos
The homie went and bailed on me
Maybe I'll meet a qt though

I have experience with grinding queers, so I think you'd find yourself in some serious trouble gaylord.

Dislike this beaver gimmick

Very leveretacious in my opinion

>posts on Cred Forums

don't think so

vodka sauce, alfredo sauce or bolognese sauce lads?

elvis presley

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That tough image is to mask her insecurities

big fan of tim farron

but that's gay

HOW ABOUT SOME SCOUSE SLAG BEAVER, LADS???????????????????????????????

Who the fuck is Elvis Parsley?

Oh experience with grinding eh? Alright then, try me, see if you can take me.

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It's not gay if it's a feminine penis.

tits > arse

oh fuck

1,2

extremely close though

Good Lord, did the slag in question post this to fb?

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474493270410.webm

Fucking Bitcoin price FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wew lads

Look at this gayboi

>qt from uni that I haven't seen for 6 months is already texting me asking if I have plans for Hallowe'en
Fuck sake luv, it's not even October.

yes it is

grim

>some men
You said 'inherently' earlier, stop shifting those goal posts pal
>even if you don't want to fuck them
Well if you don't want to fuck them then they aren't sexually attractive are they?
Unless you have a psychological deficiency

yes please lad

The BEAVERPOSTER LADS is a good lad

Done with this weird queer fanfic you're doing. Not replying to gaybos anymore. Would utterly murder you.

getting my daily dose of Cred Forums

Very swarthy looking this one

agreed

Long runs the fox

meh, i have the plug, can do the same

>image.jpg

good lad

This

It's not gay if you're the one doing the fucking.

Take a note from the Greeks and Romans.

>yank replies to you

Nah I think you're the psychological fuck up for falling for the women gimmick and not just fucking men and using women for baby making.

WHAT ABOUT SOME CHAVVY NORTHERN BEAVER, LADS???????????????

losing the plot lads

fag

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ah yes, the """"""""""feminine""""""""""""" penis

You wouldn't, you'd fuck me, or even more likely, you'd have me fuck you.

That's actually the muslims that believe that.

me in the stripy shirt in the photo in the background

A major airline is going bust tomorrow

Screenshot this

who is this cock lass

Whatever you say mate
have fun at the pride

>Gaylords fantasising about being beaten into the dirt and killed and getting off on it
Mental.

Yes please

literally unironically the danish gf

>traps are gay

easyjet?

DO YOU REMEMBA

I don't do prides, they're degenerate.

I'm off me chops

bit hairy

her arms are hairy as fuck

>slowly sucking on a Crunchy bar atm

Slowly suck on my cock instead.
I do love Crunchies though.

The 11th of Spetemba

WOULD YOU TRY SOME CHUNKY CHINKY BEAVER, LADS??????????????????

Where are all the spicy gimmicks?

Why is one of her eyes closed

You give her a shiner lad? Good on you

youtube.com/watch?v=JDf2G1vyNX8

fuck sake lads

felt lonely so i went to mcdonalds but because i hadn't been for ages i panicked and ordered a happy meal

i was the only person in there and i sat in a corner eating the happy meal, i didn't realise it came with a toy and everything

pretty sure most the staff were laughing at me

...

Not bad tits:waist:hips ratio

I would

>Crunchie
>not Friday

KILL YOURSELF RASHEED!

youtube.com/watch?v=ljqs63uYZ5s

>>>/britfeel/

not just her arms, have a good look

fags of the thread show your faces

DON'T INSULT MY PURE DANISH ROSE YOU BASTARDS

You first :3

@65189170
@65189306
@65189452
@65189879
@65190101
literally the worst 'gimmick' out

simply awful; i cringe every time i see it

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Don't really care for this fascism gimmick tbqh

WANT SOME CHEERY CHOCOLATE BEAVER, LADS??????????????????????????????????????

@ posting is the worst gimmick.

guy i went to school with is modelling at milan fashion week
meanwhile im a neet that watches anime all day

Ohayo minna-san!

@65190240
>Everyone is talking about BEAVER
>No one is paying attention to me
>I keep making the same posts I make every day and no one cares
>WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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bit gay

I'll show my body, but never my face, I mean I'm good looking but still.

youre tryna look bougie in milan
i'll be eatin sushi in japan

do it

unironically me

Yeah I am, I don't wanna get killed for it, otherwise I'd be up for it.

...

reckon some antibiotic-resistant disease will eventually end us all one day

knew it

" BORDER HIGGINS

4/10

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last post claims this thread in the name of the american empire