/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

I am bored with Norway, and want to try something different. The incoming cannabis legalization is nice. Also I sort of want to learn french.

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meh

she's 19 you fuggin nazi

Good luck friend

What's her snapchat? Does she post good stuff?

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What a disappointmet that show was.
Just like Europe.

do you guys like poo man or do you hate him?

It's violent.

who the fuck thought supernatural hamsters was a good plot device

I dunno but she must snap chat me that pussy if it's cool

why would a grown man watch a foreign children's show

Boring game desu

for the plot

idk but yes

who would win in a fight? pooman or vapeman?

Where did that cuck go?

Bull prep

My money is on poo man but I think fap man can beat them both

who is fap man? does he post here too?

i am also highly suspicious that pooman and vapeman are the same person

literally who, nobody cares about that neckbeard

who would win in a fight? pooman or vapeman?

I care

you don't count

>CS class in the english building

for what purpose

SMASHING TOTS LUV

death to america

shut up, upside down indonesia

He's here a lot, he faps all day

I care he's a bro

american dies - god laughs

So you can get a taste of real academia

he's a weird faggot 2bh

i.imgur.com/EIECo0M.gifv

where do i get a gf like this

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GOOD SONG

wanna flick that fucking mole off of her face

Good night

youtube.com/watch?v=_4aoEUwmj2U

shut up

Why don't Americans care about their Pilgrim history? Most of thetime when they discuss history its either to talk about the Revolution, the civil war, or the World Wars, but never Purtians.

It was pre US

Like Native American history

because it's not very interesting, no one would focus on such boring aspect of history there or elsewhere

We got it out of our system by the time we got out of elementary school.

Plus the fact that a bunch of Puritans couldn't hack it and were poor farmers and needed some natives to bail them out doesn't sound so admirable as the Revolution for one.

not much to talk about

They did some interesting things like locking a metal bucket on the heads of adulterers with a bell on top, and other times they'd bury you under a pile of logs and leave you there for a couple of days.

Simpler times.

Virginia Colony > New England Colonies

>took roids
>girls i used to think ugly are now really cute

>downpouring
>cool weather
>thunder and lightning
>going to continue all night
COMFY
O
M
F
Y

haha what? what are the names for these practices so i can look them up

You're boosting your test, what did you think was going to happen?

how do I into photography?

halp

I thought I was going to grow muscle and confidence, but now I am wondering why this is not legal its fucking wonderful. Every woman I see is beautiful now.

>sirens going off
well fug

That only lasts until you cum.

Pokemon Snap is an expert beginners course

i need to eat to fix my hangover but im too hung over to go get food what do

Is it ok to eat gerber baby food when you're 24 yo

If thats true im never baiting again desu.

Of your a grill this should help you.

Can we take a second to acknowledge what a creepy looking guy Lincoln was.

grills are spectacular

Because it fucks with things like your heart, sets you up for low t later in life, increases anger and suicide rates.

Ummm order delivery

Post yours

justeat.ca

and a little walk to the closest mcds can do wonders.

none of that is true for people who lack testosterone using it to bring their test to a normal level

t. high test alpha

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he had a rare illness, don't remember what

I can't remember the names of them, and it's driving me crazy that Google keeps giving me results about the Scold's Bridle.

But I guess the SB is pretty interesting as it was a means to get bitches to stop talkin' shit behind our backs.

ayy I vaguely remember playing that at a friend's place, why am I not a pro photographer already then?

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Of course. Because he was the worst president in American history.

Didn't he have marfan syndrome or something?

>tfw you will never be an Albertan

Why even live?

Sounds like a fair trade to me
>fucks with heart
Who wants to live a long boring apathetic life anyway? Life becomes increasingly miserable as you age
>low t later in life
Cant i just take my roids? Problem fixes itself desu
>increases anger and suicide rates
Was suicidal and angry before now im just amazed by women and the feeling of my body.

>tfw your fascist movement didn't have cool uniforms
Seriously even the brits looked cooler

Are you lifting or are you just taking roids?

This is Cred Forums home of /fit/ I doubt he's treating low T.

You need to go read US history, because he is far from worse.

Forgot pic

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>going to send the niggers back to africa so north and south quit bitching about it
>John Wilks gets upset because he wants the niggers to go back to africa
>kills Abe like a coward
JOHN WAS DUMB

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Fuck! A better pic

>16kb
fucking kill yourself

youtu.be/UXtGhe46kiQ

Lifting and roids. Finished starting strength but ive just lost interst in everything. Someone suggested just to do w/e i want if im going to kill myself anyway and things are actually good for once.

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I I might be wrong, but wasn't he the one that "destroyed" the Jeffersonian American model?

wtf?!

he's pooman without trip and namefag

Yeah, I really wanted to live in the Mecca known as Edmonton.

but we do (kind of)
the entire month of november, the weeks leading up to thanksgiving, are all about pilgrims my man

normie

average candabro

unfunny, overused meme

Not bad, but I resent the implication that people from Quebec are better than people from Alberta.

Edmonton is a nice city desu, had MANY good nights (two) on Whyte Avenue. Nowhere near the standard of European cities obviously, but nowhere in North America is really.

Alberta sucks ass desu, it's just rich and bland. Not even classy or funny, just dirty conservatives anglos.

just realized i have pizza pot bites in my freezer

will this make my hangover better or worse

lol mosley looked like a bad guy from flash gordon

>yfw some quebecois photoshopped that

lel

>pizza pot bites
Do they have pot in them or is that a brand name?

A province that contains Jasper, Banff and Icefields Parkway is not bland at all you disgusting racist. North Alberta seemed to me to be a mix of traditional people living comfy farmer lives and a bunch of fucked-up guys earning far too much money from oil and spending it all on drugs. Still a nice place though.

FOL

it was a typo, pizza pops i meant to say

i am smoking some of that 'dro though

Fucked a Latina lads.
>tfw you suck on her tits and milk comes out
Spooked desu

>pizza pops
Alright, fuck off.

making this chart made me realize how much of a big idiot i am

last latina i fucked had some dark hairs around her butthole

it was a dealbreaker

you don't deserve to have the same boots as me

That means she's pregnant bud

What did milk taste like

Forgot to mention I wear glasses

Tasted like watered down milk but it was kind of addicting. Her kid might be drinking out of a bottle this morning after my greed

if your choice of pants is the same as mine we look exactly the same no matter what else you wear :)))))))))))))))))))

LEL nice

Wow those definitely look like stoner food.

that's vile

theyre good in a gross junky kind of way, theyre also very cheap

does anyone know what poo man looks like?

Admit it you're jealous because Canada only has gooks while the United States get an influx of qt foreigners from around the world.

Not true at all

Hehe...

youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc

Should I pay $1400 for an escort?

You dont even have gooks now?

is toronto super chinese too or is it just vancouver/richmond/burnaby?

how hot is she

She's a hapa, so definitely high

seems a bit pricey, i hope youre doing it in a state where it's legal user

i don't know anything about canada

i really need to eata shit

If you go to Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal etc. There will be people from all over the place. You can meet latinas or anyone else. It's just not Mexico tier like the USA.

She's a high 9 in my eyes

I'm not even sure if it's legal in CA
Also it's only for 2 hours

i dont know anything about mexico aside from memes Tbh

its only legal in nevada i think

seems kinda high

shop around bud, see what else there is

Delet this

what is the motive of changing sizes of pop(soda) all the time?

for example when every fast food place started calling mediums small, larges changed to medium etc

also why are there now 222 ML pop cans

With her Asian promdate. And she is part Latina, no Asian.

>With her Asian promdate.
As always, Asian guys get the BEST White girls.

Basically ugly men trying to convince thenselves that settling means they're more manly

>>With her Asian promdate.
With her prom date's mother

Settling has nothing to do with it. I took drugs and now more girls make me horny until I stop taking said drugs

She's part Hawaian I recall therefore Asian

pls respond

>>>With her Asian promdate.
Her fans love them together. Isnt it amazing how all the White teen girls that user falls in love with

1) Lia
2) Katya
3) That Finnish girl with the smug look
4) Jordyn Jones
5) etc

they always have Asian boyfriends? It really makes you think ...........................

Keep dreaming ho chi minh

>As always, Asian guys get the BEST White girls.

imagine her disappointment when he took her to the hotel room, takes off her prom dress, and as she takes off his pants...

a whole 3 inches hard waiting for her

kek

>they always have Asian boyfriends? It really makes you think ...........................

More AMWF couples below :
instagram.com/explore/tags/amwf/

projecting pretty hard there user

>Keep dreaming ho chi minh
see
Keep watching porn made by Jewish porn producers and masturbating while Asian men are out there in the real world.

MUH DICK

I'll risk it

Yeah it is a lot

But she is qt

>tfw you summon am/wf spammer

>projecting
How am I projecting when I posted a link showing real Asian men with White women?

>Asian men are out there in the real world

kek

i think you mean masturbating to futa and tentacle porn while pretending to study after eating only white rice for dinner for getting a 94/100 on an english test

sup guys? *vapes a giant cloud*

Whos this beauty?

because posting your fetish to /cum/ is no better than the footfags posting theirs

>futa and tentacle porn
confusing Japanese men with Chinese / Korean men?

a prostitute in california

an user is considering purchasing her services

you didnt specify which asians, i generalized

Today's meal buds

Sauce is bbq btw

>because posting your fetish
The OP posted a teen White girl. I posted that same teen White girl with her Asian promdate.

Healthy desu

How much do you get paid, again?

You need more variety

Autism

how much do you weigh that you consider that a meal?

that is a perfect sized meal, how much do you weigh buddy boy?

not even you believe that, user

cartoons and videogames are for little kiddies

Sing me a lullaby cum

shit's cheap and can be bought in bulk

All schools in PEI closed and evacuated today due to a vague and anonymous bomb threat.
Sweet Jesus and bleedin' murphy b'y.

This got me banned

Kys subhuman

>get off work this morning
>tire blows out
>$450 gone for new tires and tow

what a nice day

youtube.com/watch?v=0HTFdCfK46A

think i might cut back on anime in an attempt to become better adjusted

That's an epic pic fap man

6'0 170 currently eating an entire plate of pasta and sausage
go to the gym faglords

Honestly though, all memery aside, do you really think that white women in general prefer Asian men?

bitch

>That's an epic pic fap man

why is everyone in their default outfit except Reinhardt

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Why do you hate fap man so much? Did he cum balls deep in your girl or something?

im so lonely

An escort

I don't think a guy who masturbates to overwatch porn 20 times a day is gonna be balls deep in anyone's girl, mate.

Good point 2bh

>that white women in general prefer Asian men?

The club skank - nope.
The high quality educated upper class attractive White women - yeah, they do.

nytimes.com/2016/09/18/fashion/weddings/vanessa-dube-and-gary-le-married.html

She is literally perfec. How can you even create a human that good looking?

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I honest to God feel bad for you. I truly hope you find a pretty upper white class girl.

>google "white women asian men"
>post to thread
>c guiz wite chix luv azn dix

NORTH JERSEY REPRESENT

> #
I don't think a guy who masturbates to overwatch porn 20 times a day is gonna be balls deep in anyone's girl, mate.

;_;

2bh mate, I'm not racist but I doubt even the angriest Cred Forumsfags feel threatened by Asians. Trust my flag when I say 90% of them are loners and elliot rodgers tier in sexual frustration. I'm glad these guys could break free from the mold and find a girl. Here Asian women have single handedly made sure no white Canadian kid is a virgin. It's kinda brutal on the Asians and I feel for them.

Don't antagonise him or be rude. He seems like a smart guy, hopefully he will meet the white girl of his dreams, in fact, I'm sure he eventually will. He doesn't know any better, he's just basing his life off of some google image results. We've all been there, don't be a dick about it.

>google "white women asian men"
Why do you have to google anything when White girls post their Asian boyfriends every day, every hour, every minute, etc on social media?

instagram.com/explore/tags/amwf/

They look so happy :3

I hope I'm happy one day with a wife, it doesn't look promising though

I'm not denying reality, I believe that lots of Asian men get to date pretty white girls. Bonnne chance mon fil.

What's the point of Manitoba?

he's baiting too hard m8

what a fucking qt. it is sad I will never get a girl like that

Girls like that are a dime a dozen in Miami

Really? Because I've never known a white girl with an Asian boyfriend but I know 3 white guys with asian girlfriends

Yes, it's just bait.

Them eyes, who is that?

Hola nenes

>lots

Let's be realistic, it's rare. That's why you see them taking so many pictures with their co-workers or friendzoned uni friends and posting them online and pretending to be in relationships.

He's been doing it for years and he gets paid to post the am/wf stuff. Legitimately. Some asian masculinity types pay him to spread it or some shit lol.

>gets paid to post the am/wf stuff

kek

no shit?

that actually makes this hilarious, shilling for something that stupid and making actual money

Fuck. Where do I go to get paid fo stupid shit like this?

Noice.
Did she do anal?

Hillary pays shills to shill for her

Where do I sign up?

Here's not even bullshitting you, there was a "ABC Nationalists" shilling on Cred Forums (ABC=American born Chinese) offering too pay basement dwellers money too "effect social media with positive images of Asian males" or some shit. It was fucking hilarious they thought if more white women were into k-pop they could fuck some pathetic fatties because they are obsessed with white women.

>I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop

LET ME SHILL FOR YOU

Why are boobs such beautifully shaped things?
Life is difficult for a man

just if you don't have a girl to play with her boobs, otherwise life's bretty gud

kek

i enjoy this immensely

come with me to Cred Forums we can shill for DC, Snyder and SS.

I'm getting paid right?

youtube.com/watch?v=PCblCImmgu8

sure

Why doesn't Canada join the European Union?

That's actually really sad. I hope they get what they're after.

in valhalla all the gfs are built like lia

Right in the feelz

half a penny a post my man

if you shitpost quickly you can make dollars a day!

because it's more likely to join ASEAN

not sure if having a coffee machine in my room was a good idea lads

I looked into it. Believe it or not, apparently Canada is not actually in Europe, not at all, not even a little bit. I'm as surprised as you tbqhfamalam.

ASEAN doesnt include China, so why would they?

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Iceland, the UK and Finland aren't in Europe either

then BRICS?

And in hell? Are they built like chloe?

just make some decaff when you want a casual cup laughing out loud

youtube.com/watch?v=i4odD2Bg1_0

STARING AT THE WALLS

>decaf
might as well drink some non alcoholic beer while im at it lmao

is this a shoop

she literally looks like spurdo

Well, Iceland isn't, and the collective soul of the UK thinks it isn't.

Chloe broke up with Brooklyn Beckham because she was caught on camera in the house with this Asian guy

whats your going rate per post

seriously, im interested in how this works

Yes of course. Top notch detective work Basil.

Bathroom selfie

he's literally an attention whore

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Is 24 to late to turn it around?

I'm 32 so I hope not

I'm 26 so I hope not

her face looks so weird in that picture

Fuck no, user. You have probably 16 years before it's too late to turn it around. Less if you're no good at adapting.

Do you want an autism-off bro? I can google pictures and spam them too. I bet only one of us get's upset.

i'm 25 and turned it around just this year

got a job doing manual labor so i'm essentially getting paid to get in shape to keep up with the pace of work

and now i'm tan as fuck because i work outside

nah, last time i fucked up badly i was 27 or so and managed to turn my life into something great.

i'd say is not late until you're in your mid 40s

We could always form a Former European Colony Union.
We'll even have out own flag with a circle of stars on a blue background, and we'll combine one day as a federated united states, maybe a united states of north america, or united states of america (USA) for short.

It'll be really cool.

kek

godspeed user

Don't do that you autistic man crème muffin. He is a sad gent just trying to show you how cool he can be.
Let him have it swamp donkey.

Speaking of autism, what's the most autistic thing you've ever done?

For me, I think it might be the time I spent 5-6 consecutive hours debating German fertility rates with the Irish Germanboo shitposter. I think I'm the only poster who was ever able to beat that guy at his own game.

I want him too leave, he get's scared and runs off whenever that finn posts pictures of Asians with white men

sure, go ahead

I bought Minecraft in Beta.

Americans physically repulse me tbqhf. The fuck's wrong with you people?

shitpost in 4chins, literally

to hell with that

lets build up an export business in Guyana and export brazillian grains to the coastal nations of west africa

nigeria in particular on account of their exploding population

Very well m8

Here is a Playboy model

Why not just let him be? He's not hurting anyone.

I roleplayed on GTA San Andreas for years

>a fucking leaf

I'm happy for him

>Here is a Playboy model
With her Asian husband

do you have gf?

Neither am I

He said he's turning his life around, not throwing it away in a vacuous pit of alimony and broken promises.

>>Here is a Playboy model
Another pic of them

>chinese girl norwegian bo(...).png (687 KB, 583x581)
The girl in that picture is a British actress and the guy is a British actor named Douglas Booth. They arent dating.

BLEACH'D

i want to impregnate a woman

also, divorce is immoral

Fat Asian guy with his tall White bride on their wedding day. Ever the ugliest Asian guy can get an above-average White girl.

How you even know that is weird man

Witty

>Fat Asian guy with his tall White bride on their wedding day
Another pic of them

>asian guys get the manly looking and slutty white women
>white guys get the hot and pure asian women

hmmmmmmmm...

O rlly

>neither am I

Your hurting AMWF guy though

Engaging women in any way is degenerate.

no but im not a virgin

i graduated college with an associates degree (was wasting time/money on lib arts bullshit and decided to cut my losses), now i work in a plant nursury

this

i blew a lot of money on booze and sluts when i was in school, now i've had to get my shit straight and save money which meant cutting those both out

which means being kinda antisocial but a lot of my friends are in the same boat but also deep in debt with a degree they can't use so they also work shit jobs

Both are actors and not dating. I forget their names.

>BLEACH'D
YELLOW'ED

A ching a ling a ding dong too you too

>someone older than me in /cum/
wew what are we doing with our lives

Yo what's up with this retard posting pics of couples? Does he feel more of a man if someone from his race gets a date?

>YELLOW'ED
Same couple as above. I just proved many of Canadian user's pics are just 2 people of a different race standing next to each other. Meanwhile I post actual real AMWF couples.

all mgtow's should be put to death

You're probably gonna win this because I'm guessing you have a massive folder of these images and most of the things I'm finding is amateur porn lmao

What lives

is that kid drinking piss through a straw out of a bag??

Burn all retards who think they're the one who won't get hurt by a woman.

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that is literally what's happening, yes

apparently he's a paid shill for an asian masculinity group

>How you even know that is weird man
I actual know pop culture and keep current with mainsteam media. Here are two actual white celebrities

1) Emma Watson
2) Shailene Woodley

With their Asian boyfriends.

you both lose for being complete faggots

stop this autism

You keep up the good work of posting actual real things

well any person born in the 80's still a millenial, a bit different from any faggot who's under 25 nowadays but still, we saw this internet thing unfold and shitposted long before you were playing with your pokemans.

being on the internet is just a thing we do and is not something you get over with after you hit certain age.

btw i'm 31

I have zero knowledge on pop culture
It's an autism-off. Nobody gets out alive.

>O rlly
The guy on the left is a billionaire and one of the most powerful people in the world. Here is regular Asian guy with a 1000000x hotter girl than what Rupert Murdoch got.

youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

tunes buds

Fuck lads, my neighbour wants me too go get a coffee. The chink wins.

>Here is regular Asian guy with a 1000000x hotter girl than what Rupert Murdoch got.
Same couple as above

thats only because Emma hasnt met me yet

See what happens when you reply to him?

I'm getting a coffee, be back in 20 fgt

At the end of the day chinks still have 10cm dicks so they will never win

same age. it's funny though, i play way less vidya than when i was 21. but there's something irreplaceable about Cred Forums. the simplicity, banter, impermanence.

> I'm finding is amateur porn lmao
White men with SE Asian whores is supposed to mean anything? You do know SE Asia is one of the poorest places on the place with per capita incomes equal to many parts of Africa. Meanwhile Asian guy with his real White girlfriend.

aww

they're trying to avoid SARS together

The fact that you have this saved in a folder is pretty disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

it started in the forum flamewars until people found a platform to say stupid shit without being accountable.

mix some neomillenial/Gen Y autism with that shit and you have what we see lately.

to be fair its no worse than thigh guy or any of the others with "folders" on Cred Forums

those are probably worse actually

The girl is that pic is Jamie Chung and the guy is Bryan Greenberg. They both are actors and they are a real couple. As his last name says he is Jewish which White nationalists do not consider as 'white'.

Meanwhile here is German supermodel Stephanie Michova and her Asian boyfriend.

Yea but this is just creepy as fuck

Everyone in this thread should be ashamed of themselves

afaik the Asian/white girl guy is been consistently shitosting that thing for years now.

pretty sure is just his hobby

why do you know this

shit dude

go outside

>Meanwhile here is German supermodel Stephanie Michova and her Asian boyfriend.

Tell me about it

I fucked up the subject for the new thread

>Fuck lads, my neighbour wants me too go get a coffee. The chink wins.
4 different AMWF couples on their wedding day

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new bread when

when i say so

its ok user

your dubs redeem you from all sins

new i guess

i like it when you take charge, germany

>mfw they gets blacked

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not /brit/ edition

NO

WHEN YOU SAID YOU FUCKED UP I DIDNT THINK YOU MEANT THIS BADLY

fuck off