Your cunt

All of Greenland is ours.

I fucking love you I really do lets be gay it up together da?

>Implying Sweden is enough for us

The winter chinks are our new worst enemy, get over it.

no

they have a dispute over a fucking tiny-ass island

No one. Everyone loves us.

>not us

Phew, dodged a bullet there

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>implying anyone cares about that
we wuz war with denmark m8

This, Cucks went too far this time. Caliphate in neighbourhood means war.

>implying you'll get Greenland before we do
>implying you'll ever get Alaska
Canuck tears are delicious.

Liechtenstein

Sweden

All of the nordic countries

first england, now ameriga

fucking sweden

m.youtube.com/watch?v=D2SH2Pu00P8
:(
Gayreeks

Nah mate we're cool now. I can't help but actually like you these days. Don't fuck up europe no more ok thanks.

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uk
everyone

The world cannot have peace until every single non-brit is executed.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish–Norwegian_War_(1814)

we will never forgive you bastards

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portugal
spain

tbqh no one deslikes us (except the shitty immigrants) except the spaniards

but i wuv you norway 3:

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Swedish_War_(1810–12)

they call this a war ?

kek

Guess thats why ive never heard about it

You ain't reall niggas if you only got one enemy.
Russia, Germany, Ukraine, Lithuania,

NEVER reply to me again

Niemcy

Flag

Ourselves

this
t. eternal enemy of russia and sweden

never reply to mee or my son ever again ?? stob crying about it, it was a long time ago

>enemy of russia and sweden

Russia

Mexcriment

:(

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sorry finland

maybe more luck next time

Germany
Austria
UK
Slavic countries (with exception of Serbia)
Turkey
partially USA

fuck dumbmark

also we're going to crush you euro goobers tonight
>yurps
>hockey

>Slavic countries (with exception of Serbia)
Gee i wonder why.

Are... are you sure? I'm pretty sure enemies are meant to be a two way street, and have feelings ranging from postive to neutral over Ireland.

Southeast pls leave, we don't need 2000 years of rape babies representing us as a nation.

This user gets it.

>TFW working for a Dane

Feels bad man.

I hope he throws Legos at you.

Flag.
How many do we get to pick?

All our neighbors tbqh.

Fuckers are always finding ways to cockblocks us and they doesn't even invite us for military exercises.

Ourselves is already our enemy, please go pick someone else.

Sweden is our beloved enemy, Russia is our archenemy.

>Flag

Which one could it be, hm

>Sergaya, obviously

England because of the falklands/malvinas (although i don't hate them)

Brazil at sports, mainly football

>Niemcy
>This is what our alt-right believes in
God damn.
Russia.

this
and this

Our eternal enemy is the sea.

The sea has taken more norwegian lives and made more norwegian woman widows than any other nation.

Lithuania
t. Lithuania

>asspain
>normies and lefshits

Lol. You're too much of a cuck to do anything.

Have fun sucking Syrian cock.

India/over 1 billion people?

Why does the north sea hate people?

France
Germany/previous iterations of it

The UK are a friendly rival nowadays.

Lol. Cancuks being this butthurt.