/balk/

but y D:(((((

Sup fgts hows life

you are my cum rag, stephen

Is she even legal?

shes 35

>tfw possible war in bosnia

>is this even legal
>letting laws cuck you out of your sexual desires

war? in the balkans?

lmao that's impossible ur fucking paranoid

source?

republika srpska breaking off?

What the fuck is a cum rug tatar

dumb rumors that RS might split, but they won't, not even bosnians want war right now

can't that just be prevented thru the constitution

Sorry, underdeveloped children don't get me hard.

>balkanfags start killing each other for petty shit season 4
when?

Yep they have a referendum and if they want to leave the federation than the dayton agreement is not in motion but it is a high chance of peaceful leave of srpska

>tfw mom found the cum piano

constitution doesnt mean jack shit

soon, but I have to go to the village to grab my shqip killer AK

what about brcko?

>be you
>fap to knowing she's 35
>she's secretly 16
what do?

If you need someone to tell you someone's age in order to decide whether you get hard or not, you might have a problem.

She looks like a malnourished gypsy, so I'd be caught dead before I'd fap to her.

>shqip killer AK
lmao.

I will conquer it with my powers and crown myself the king there

Gonna legalize weed cocain opium prostitution and owning a gatling gun

And looking at it a year after I made it, with a ton more experience, I think I did an utterly shit job.

Pic related
>fixed it

》putting a slingshot form on a flag

kek there's a baltcuck mod on Cred Forums

higher res

gr8b8m8

Let me guess you nazis think jews are in control

noice cunt
wouldn't have cucked you out of your thread if you hadn't posted such a shitty OP pic

nat socialism is a meme ideology 2bh pol edgelords dont even know what it means just that its edgy and le cool nazis liked it

>grab your grandpa's ak from under the bed
>exit your hut
>see a nato bomber
>try to shoot at it
>sqip killer jams
>get bombed
>die

Le better love story than romeo and juliet

this time we'll finish the job before amerika even knows whats going on, we might even call putin to take our side

t. alexander goldberg

You need to get your life path back on track or someshit if your life revolves about waiting war to happen

fuck you kike

This one? It's just banter, m8. You don't know how much time I put into those fyrom underwears.

>call russia for help

that sure worked for the serbs

Putin halp pls shqiptars stole my bubreg

when serbs were at war russia was trying to get its shit together after wars and brutal transition, this time even if putin flinches at the americans they won't risk world war over a single merican military base and some shqip dicksuckings

yeah but why'd you make fyrom into a boy? weren't these animeshit templates with 2 girls?

also i hate anime

>if putin flinches at the americans they won't risk world war over a single merican military base and some shqip dicksuckings
that shit goes both ways, autist
you think putin would risk getting blown the fuck out for some bum-ass serbia or fyrom?

if it means sticking it to the west and getting more influence ofc u sperg, as i said US would never risk serious shit over fucking shqip dicksuckings

Because Mace posters would relate more to a beta cuckboy being dominated by a confident girl than a girl.

It's a conditioning tactic, we're conditioning them to think of Bulgaria as filled with cute girls, and the innocent little cuckboys will start to push for annexation because they want to get their dick wet.

Too bad all they'll ever get is enslaved.

what the fuck does a strawberry picker diaspora know about bulgaria, fuck off shitter

what you don't understand is that putin is desperate as fuck, and that crimea shit shows it

NATO is literally surrounding him
first by incorporating the Baltics and adding us bases there, then Romania and Bulgaria

that's why russians are trying so hard to keep ukraine out of NATO/EU

Putin would never risk his country for literally whos in the Balkans

if he gets for example a russian base to contest the huge american one in the middle of the balkans ofc he will
doesn't even matter in the next war by the time mericans know whats going on shiptars will be dead

are you literally braindead? again, Putin does not give a single fuck about Serbia or Fyrom or Albania

he can't place a russian base in serbia or fyrom because that would be retarded, because by the time russians arrived there in a war scenario they'd already be demolished 10 times over

lol there's 3 u.s. bases in bulgaria alone

Maybe not as much as someone who lives there, but it's for damn sure I know more about Bulgaria than some Fyrom monkey.

yeah because bulgaria has no sovereignty anymore, theres also a huge one in kosovo
dont worry though, we'll be quick

>a picture of a bg girl sexually assaulting a shy mace cuckboy is secretly a conspiracy to have macedonia annexed by bulgaria

you can't make this shit up
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>lives 8000 km from bulgaria
>i know more about bulgaria than u xDDD
gtfo you disgusting subhuman slime strawberry picker whose mother sucked 100 dicks to get him into canada

Actually he does but i dont want to talk about it

xaxaxaxa
he only cares about bulgaria and romania and the baltic states, who border russia by sea and land

he doesn't give a fuck about serbia or fyrom
serbs just happen to be very great cocksuckers so he shows up at military parades there from time to time

>says countries with bases on them has no sovereignty
>wants a russian base in his country

xaxaxaxaxa
he shouldn't worry about bulgaria then since you've gotten used to the taste of US dick

>tfw makke autism is unrelenting

Truly the aussies of /balk/ but minus the wits

small price to pay to keep NATO terrorist supporters away

they are nothing like the aussies of /balk/
aussies are funny and only pretending to be retarded

fyromites are cringy and unironically retarded and autistic

He actually wants to expand his business of natural gas threw the balkans because the european market got closed thanks to.him being stupid and annexing crimea

On top of that hes a dog of the chinese who project power in europe threw him

"pretending to be retarded"
ahahahha fucking redditor
you have to go back

as i said, cringy as fuck and unironically retarded
you're the one that has to go back

Yeah true that's why I said minus the wits.

Would be nice to have a controlled environment where we can observe them in real life. Like a Big Brother: Autist makke posters edition.

Nato aint bad

shut the fuck up you newfag kiddo

mk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Воен_конфликт_во_Македонија,_2001

>bulgaria is of great geopolitical importance to everyone as we're really close to the bosphorus, and on a crossroad between europe and asia
>macedonia is a shitty mountain villager country that shouldn't exist
>puting would give two shits about the maces
try harder

Russia's strategy over the past 100 years has been to support interests behind us, their direct competitors of the Black Sea coast. I do the same thing when I play strategic games, I make friends with the guys behind my neighbots.

Memetics, search it up.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know earning 6x as much as you will ever achieve makes me subhuman.

lol at the stats

Now, many fyromites are ready to betray us at the first opportunity, but they, too, eventually will learn that Rashka is the death of civilization.

like i said he shouldn't worry about you as you've already accepted the US dick

wow i guess the strawberry picking is going good now a days

whats this supposed to mean?

God bless America.

Those meme nazi flags are really shit. Why are modern Nazi's so uncreative?

Pic related. A quality flag.

so fucking shitty

You have green in your flag. Just like Saudi Arabia, Brazil and Nigeria. Your argument is invalid.

>800 dead contrary to 86 dead
>completely leaves out civilian count on both sides
>completely leaves out the loss of tanks and armored vehicles

you have red white and blue just like america

You are correct. And so am I.

what the FUCK? i didn't even know we had US bases
GET OUT OF MY BULGARIA YOU STUPID AMERILARDS
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS
THE MEDIA ONLY REPORTED MILITARY EXERCISE NOT FULL MILITARY BASE
GETOUTGRTOUTGETOUTGRTUOUT

relax, autismo

in a war where shiptars hide in shiptar villages in the mountains and use other shiptars as body shields ofc you're going to lose armored vehicles while trying not to kill every shiptar you see even though they deserve it for harbouring terrorists

russian or american bases
ur choice

btfod
youtu.be/MD1V59N3K5c

>low intensity boring conflict

youtube.com/watch?v=_1W1MJtz82I
>serb charges at albo with ak
>albo disarms him
>serb runs away
LMAO

>albos try to start shit after 2001
>get captured and beat up and begin apologising
youtube.com/watch?v=aVTxRNRUb3k

xaxaxaxa why are serbs so fucking pathetic
they're the awkward nerd kid of the balkans

By that logic the Imperial Grand Golden Army of Macedonia(tm) was hiding behind 20 civilians too.
I wonder where they hid their tanks and APCs.

those civilians were picked up from different locations, subhuman
>The NLA abused the ceasefire announced by the Macedonian security forces, and set fire to an historic orthodox church in Matejce, considered one of the most important cultural monuments in Kumanovo, as well as to houses of Macedonian civilians. Before Macedonian police entered the village in June 2001, the church was used as a headquarters for the NLA.[67]
>The monastery at Matejce, near Kumanovo, was also damaged in the fighting and the church of St. Virgin Hodegetria was vandalized by the Albanian insurgents who spray-painted and carved anti-Christian and Albanian-nationalist symbols into the church's 14th-century frescoes.
>On 9 August, thirty NLA insurgents kidnapped five civil workers who were busy doing construction work on the Tetovo-Jazhince highway. These people were brutally beaten and their skin was cut off with knives. When they were released, all of them were taken to intensive care.[126]

you have no respect for anything

i can't watch the video but lol, that guy's a pussy. if i had done what he did i would go knowing the fact that i could get captured and tortured and not be a little bitch about it. however, that isn't me and i don't support the insurgency, but your autistic posts make me feel less bad for you.

>literally 0 deaths
>burn church
>use it as base

What does your brain even run on, cow dung?

Oh and >MUH CHURCHES
You're far more religious than us kek

I'm off to bed, have fun hating famalam

>vandalize 14th century church
>think its okay
jesus christ fucking pathetic, and setting fire to peoples houses or killing random workers is okay as well i guess