/brit/

...

Iceland fact:
the only way to travel in and out of the country is by using a modified trawler which serves as an airplane.

going to go to bed so I can sleep and wake up tomorrow to go tow work and then have a horrible day at work like usual so i can come home and be bored on my computer for 6 hours and then go to bed and do it again and then spend the weekend being bored on my computer and then spend the week after that going to work and feeling horrible and then coming home and being bored and doing it over and over and over and over and over and over

good night lads

>Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

genuinely sickening

Just bought an Aeropress 710. AMA.

what if god was one of us

what are they hiding

Shan't be reading this

night...

good night

How do we stop Der Ewige Anglo lads?

>Shan't

shan't be reading a word of this

fit slags

fucking stupid post
it made me laugh tho
not sure how to feel

Shan't

>fucking idiot runt electrician is making more money than me despite him not having any education after gcses

he is not one of us unless we accept him as such

amen

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Would utterly heem this bints fanny ngl

Shantn't

fuck off with this shitty /his/ meme

night lad its will get better one day im sure x

Will you be in the next thread?

Shan't be opening this

Shartn'nt

>.org
Shan't be opening this virus

Which is better?

A) Living with parents at the age of 23, working in a shit part-time job and having no social life, but also saving about £250 each week because you have no expenses

B) Having a job which pays £25k but living in a houseshare with some people who might be alright but are more likely to be arrogant yuppie wankers, and probably still having absolutely no social life, and maybe not being able to save any money

Currently stuck in (A) and looking to move to (B) because I'm too old to be living at home, but both options seem shit desu.

...

stay with mum

Good night.

Kill yourself you fucking scumbag

>Cred Forums

Idiot

you runtworms make me sick

m8 everyone is living at home these days because the bloody baby boomers ruined the housing market

The gf informs me that she lives in the north of Denmark
I believe she said the northern Jutland

don't know what that means

>not staying with ur parents till they die or kick you out

smfh

idiot

Can't wait till I go to bed lads haha.
Alone.
Again.

REALLY makes you think

arse is itchy, lads
think i might have got runtworms

I got a mate in situation B who is on £22k but because of all his expenses he literally saves £50 a month where as i bag a whole grand.
He's keeps trying to convince me its worth it but i know deep down he is fuming.

*runs up behind you and pushes you over*

wheres r9k

machines

I'll join you.

howling at that entitled little stemturd with no clue about how the world works getting mad that a plumber earns more than him

>b.b.but im smarrrrrter

Ow what was that for?

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic locksmith

>Living with parents at the age of 23
me

*joims the army*

>Living with parents at the age of 23

Its not that uncommon desu. rent is fucking expensive. People i know usually only move out when they get into a long term relationship. Its not that bad unless your parents smother you and dont leave you to do your own thing

I'd like that.

nerds aren't welcome here you fucking nerd

once made about 11k pounds in one month

didn't even have a shred of education

Here you are, good sir.
We have taken extra care in preparing your (You)
I hope it's most satisfactory

This image is why I cannot bring myself to go out with girls sub-5'10". For some reason, 5'-5'3" girls are the only ones that actively pursue me and I know we look like that when we stand next to each other.

>look up rent prices
>£150 /w for some runt junkie infested flat

ah yes

business idea: domesticate red pandas so they won't be endangered anymore

Why is it fair that i get fucking memed by the system and told i will make exceptional money and some fucking runt ends up making 8k more than me doing monkey-work.

Why is he talking casually and pretending to be one of us but not posting the fucking machines?

I don't get it

How many lads did you let bum you?

>Its not that bad unless your parents smother you and dont leave you to do your own thing

tfw :(

>tfw overqualified for every job possible
just got my application to CERN denied, they didn't say why but I'm assuming that was the reason..

oh the pains of being a genius...

*joibs the army*

none, bagged the money and pay your mum for a shag

not that poster leave me alone already ughhh

Well get off me then, and stop rubbing your hard cock into my back.

Unless you're parents are an absolute nightmare I'd think carefully m8. Moving into a new place is always a lottery, neighbours might be loud or psychotic, housemates might be awful. Living with a bunch of cunts and having no money isn't really worth it if it's just because you want to feel like a grown up.

post fucking machines

Start posting machines then

They're too cute :3

*posts machines*

bit shit desu

>leaves the army

post the machines then

Don't give a fuck you better find some machines to post or don't come here

Fuck off Yank.

Do we still say that? Haven't been on here for ages.

Utter leverets the lot of you

supply and demand

t. Jacob

Ta

Errrmm education is a PRODUCT designed to make PROFIT for the retailer, looks like you got sucked by their MARKETING sweety x

Honestly worried I'm going to end up living with my parents for years on end, because I actually like them and I'm an introverted recluse desu. Almost wish I had parents who were wankers so that I had to move out.

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/sep/21/indigenous-australians-most-ancient-civilisation-on-earth-dna-study-confirms?CMP=share_btn_tw
>WE WUZ

get to bed you have work in the morning

*kicks the canadian as he's rolling, knocking his tooth and and severing his spleen*

ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!

ruining the gfs snapchats

youtube.com/watch?v=TJKidcf9ElE

>abbos
>civilization

don't think so

hm yes very appropriate material for a /brit/ thread

please direct you post to the bin

Parents aren't smothering, but I can't see myself getting into a long-term relationship while I still live with them. It'd be downright awkward shagging a girl here what with all the family members in close proximity, plus there's the problem with saying "I'm 23 and live with my parents", which seems instantly unattractive.

Do NOT know who this is

What darkweb markets do people use now? I used to use Nucleus but just found out it shut down a few months back.

...

How tall are abos? Are they manlets?
Been pondering this for a few days

No

You dont bring them back to yours, you go to theirs.

Women are a meme anyway. stay away from them.

love me some Matt posting

when I was in secondary there were several teachers who lived with their parents

Got a hard willy

fuck off fbi

t. Roger
Daytime /brit/ is slow lad, giz a break

Got no idea 2bh

Ah yes, the old "I don't have a gf yet because I'm living at home" excuse.

howling

really?
*grasps your willy*

oh my..

me on the right

Fucking Bent Idiots?

my bf just sent me this

can't believe i get bullied even on imageboards

me liquefied then drained into one of the bottles in that vending machine

Hmm bit gay

thats a big willy

Not saying it's the only reason, but it certainly makes things more difficult. I've literally never done anything with a girl while living with parents, but when I've been away at uni and/or travelling I've had one-night stands and a couple of short relationships. I don't like mixing friends and family at all and it makes things awkward.

why are leaf posts always so bad

just why

Wow, what would you do if I just started sucking it?

Post some fucking machines, then.
And we won't bully you

...

Does Callum not post here anymore? i rarely see grime posted. I liked the retarded Anime vs kpop vs grime autism

Don't seem to be seeing any fucking machines in this post

So's mine, you should see us together.

Wish I had straight friends that bullied me desu haha

wow
insecure much?
I don't have any problem touching men, playing with them a little or licking them because i for one am very confident with my sexuality as a straight man, so if you think it's gay, then it's because you yourself must be a bit gay

me on the far right, the one with the arm

took the pic to make myself feel less bad because I was also alone

Bullying as in laughing you, teasing you, making you suck their cocks?

...

Looks like K-pop won

not a fan

How the fuck can these threads still be a thing.

I remember about three years ago when this general was just starting to get a decent number of posters and everyone would banter and create memes and make fun of Americans who entered the general to shitpost.

Now there's not even a single coherent train of thought.
Its just retarded posting mixed with the occasional homo comment.

It's like someone put all you fucking bongs on adhd meds and energy drinks.

Seriously it's fucking atrocious.

>still in prison

howling

I still see some grime posted but not his style of posts
Think he stopped coming here after he got doxxed

don't want to be an adult anymore

ah yes, the alt-right

You know what would be a laugh, if we sucked each other off at the same time.

if you're still studying and shit then it's fine desu tonnes of people here live with their parents at 23 because rent and property prices are fucked

k-pop plastic whores

Hmm yes all of that sounds alri

then why don't you buy one?

FOY

Shan't be reading a single word of this.

Doesn't look like what I imagine a /brit/ poster to be
*scribbles down some notes*

there are people who still like him anyway

They've overtaken the Aussies as the most irritating, pointless cunts on /brit/

unironically have 3 fans in my room but im still sweaty

>Hey lads, let's show user our cocks
>Hahaha look how hard he's getting, you gay boy
>Go on user, suck us off you little gay boy

that's more like it, mate
just let loose and don't worry about the petty things

you know what would be a grand laff is if i came in forcibly and gave a little push of my hand into your bums until elbow

i want to die

How did he even get doxxed

strawpoll.me/11274608

strawpoll.me/11274608

strawpoll.me/11274608

...

its just a bit of fun

"why don't you just get an AC?"

-Yank Yankenstein

Haha yeah, we should show each other our cocks, just for a laugh like

Just finished my master's desu, been applying for jobs for the last few months but haven't even got a single interview yet (even though I've aced all my academia so far). My fault for doing a meme degree really, want to go back and do something different but I have even more student debt to pay off now.

>he has never taken a bite of a warm, quivering deer heart as a wee lad
disappointed tbqhwyf

business idea: develop a final solution to the Jewish problem in Europe

sure, what's your email?

I believe he posted an image of some kind of Job centre email to point out someones name and accidentally revealed his. Or that may have been Matt

why don't you just get an AC?

really should get an aircon 2bh

think merkel already came up with a solution

strawpoll.me/11275217
strawpoll.me/11275217
strawpoll.me/11275217

Vitally important poll

strawpoll.me/11275217
strawpoll.me/11275217
strawpoll.me/11275217

get that ugly flag away from me sonny boy

careful, mate
that sounds a bit "Hitlerish"

how about now sweetie x

fuck off yank twat

degrees are worthless, genuinely feel sorry for all britsters starting uni this year

hahaha

I'd let him fuck my arse but not too keen on his politics
hmm...

Both need to be gassed tbqh

some of the best days of my life were during summer break where i was off from uni and wasn't working

>wake up in the afternoon
>no responsibilities
>eat good food mum makes me
>do whatever errands i need to do...or not, it's my choice

can't comprehend how people get tired of being a NEET

is it more of a social force driving you to do something with you life?

Ahh, yes, you see, we are not so different!

GET THE FUCK OUT

Enjoyed this post

[email protected]

yeah m8 dw ay, we constantly try and compare our situation with previous ones but afaik this is the worst the housing has been here for youth probably ever. I don't know a single 23 year old who lives by themselves and everyone who has moved out has either gotten lucky, lives with like 5 people or lives in a slum.

good post

atrocious post

not sure how i like the yank trying to tell other foreigners to get out desu

Most important post of the thread.

eh, sounds like a paki name
no-thank-you-very-much

FOY

dumb frog pirate

Fuck off Pirata

*shoots arrows at you*

>Nigel Al-Britani likes MEXICANS
Should've expected this.
I'm cutting off ALL U.S. aid across the pond.
That means NO MORE CIRCUMCISIONS for you, lad.

OUT OUT OUT DIRTY FUCKING MEXICANS
DON'T YOU HAVE DRUGS TO SELL SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS

No it was randomly generated, give me your Icelandic cock.

Ironically eating oats atm lads

pirates

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

But here's the thing.
One could deal with /brit/ if it was just contained to /brit/.

The British are a huge group on Cred Forums.
Let them have a place where they can locally shitpost and discuss their country its harmless fun right?
Wrong.

Bongs are such Fucking autists that they need to drag whatever meme is popular on /brit/ onto every other board.

Do you remember the /cara/ general's on /fa/, nearly destroyed that board for a good couple of months. It was nothing but that same fucking retarded /brit/ posting (she makes me weenie hard desu, i would give her my cock m8s desu).

Go have a look at the /grimes/ general on Cred Forums it's the same shit.

Hell the retarded slang you guys have got so prominant on every board that they had to word filter it.

How can you not see how fucking awful you all are.

Seriously it's a fucking disgrace that a once mighty country does this.

ahhh, yes the infamous christian terrorists

>That means NO MORE CIRCUMCISIONS for you, lad.
thank goodness

fuck off you stupid retard

why aren't you in /cum/ instead of shitting everything up here

You should only do a degree if you've got a clear idea of what you want to do as a career, and that degree is necessary for that career, imho. I was lucky enough to get in on the last year before tuition fees went up, but I've still got a shitload of debt that it'll take me ages to pay off.

Yeah I know, housing situation is completely fucked for young people all across the western world as far as I can tell. Boomers don't realise how lucky they had it.

are you thick? you're on holidays from uni or not working for a period so having nothing to do is nice. having literally nothing of any responsibility to do and the NEET lifestyle gets tired after about a week, and only the runtiest of people actually enjoy it.

Like how the Mexican BTFO yank pirates every time hahaha

*catches it mere centimetres from my face*
*snaps it in half*
ONWARDS!
*a hoard of horsemen com charging towards your village*

Filtering all limey posts now.
Ahh, yes, /brit/ is much improved.

but u are a pirate as well

read your post and decided that I literally do not care

AHA

me

>fuck off you stupid retard
>
>why aren't you in /cum/ instead of shitting everything up here

SHAN'T BE READING THIS

Not posting selfies right now.

>throwam
i know

not going to share my genitalia online. waiting for that special someone

>tfw you started the gayposting gimmick

My plan to destroy /brit/ from the inside has worked

That was matty ludders

...

filtering the kpoopster 3 weeks ago improved my brit experience tenfold. that cuck cant get round my super filters either its fantastic.

@65195173

literally mad that /brit/ has more influence than /cum/

hm yes normies

I fail to see the problem

literally can't stop watching buzzfeed videos

What if I'm that special someone?

>americans can't stop sharting all over Cred Forums
wind your neck in

wouldn't mind destroying YOU from the inside, if-you-know-wadda-mean oxoxox

All generals are innately bad

but a-user..
if just not at that point in my life

Got a quite sensitive and tight bumhole so you'll have to be careful desu

>ubuntoo leenucks
>duck duck go

buzzfeed is obsessed with dolan trunk

got here and not read a single post

Really, really wishing you didn't post this.

*me and a bunch of fellow yanks stick straws into /brit/ and start sucking it*

*/brit/ shrinks until it's all gone leaving all it's posters threadless*

*we all start burping and hop away*

kill yourself fucking scumbag!!!

>ooboontoo
>not Arch Linux
>duckduckgo
>not Startpage
>Cred Forums
>not Reddit
Honestly thought about not replying to you.

>tfw generals are proof multiculturalism doesn't work
>tfw people want to stick to their own kind

Because he gets views

There's nothing wrong with sharing something intimate online with a stranger user...

NEMATODES

not my computer you turds

top banter
he was wearing a parachute

Once I rang babestation and told the woman on the phone that I stuck a granny smith apple up my arse and it's stuck

I'm going to ram my eight inch cock in you mercilessly.

>turd
foy

>le action posts in September 2016
omg yanks really are culturally behind

hahahahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=hml9-2mGnFE

*actions*
ahh yes feels good being so FRESH

dropped my packet of mi goreng in the toilet

i don't think any water got in but i'm not risking it

Not sure I could handle that

...

i hope the little fuck bought a ticket

want to sleep
Still have 3 hours until my wage masters let me go home

>the girl who wants to shag me is now complaining about "money problems"

bab if you weren't smoking illegal substances half the time you wouldn't have half the problems you have

user....NO!
i can't do this!
my parents didn't raise me like this
i owe it to them to be on my best behaviour.
they haven't had it easy since my sisters fell into the seed distributor and got crushed.
i can't disappoint them; i am all they have left in the world

you work until midnight? tick tock and have a good sleep later, wagey :^)

lolbertarians are so funny

>addiction shaming

Ahh yes VERY impressive

You will handle it, and you'll cum harder than you ever have before in your life.

Why are people so bad at saving money? I buy loads of stuff and still manage to save a good amount

Looking through the album of when I was a camp counsellor in Canada desu lads, it was a much happier time in my life and I like to do a reminisce every once in a while.

night /brit/ - JF general

Because all you cucks are fucking children and newfags I'm going to take you back to country shitposting circa 2005-2007.

When one talked about making fun of countries there was really only one they were talking about. The USA.

How couldn't they we're all stupid fatties who ride around on motorized carts shooting guns and worshipping Jesus.
Sure other countries were made fun of a bit, but europeans especially stuck together to troll the mass of Americans on Cred Forums.

Fast forward throughout the years and you see other European countries slowly distancing themselves from the Great Shitstain. The posts you guys made were on such a lever of retardation beyond even what the Americans could produce that slowly the target of bully changed off the Americans and was rightly placed on the heads of the British.

No body will stand up for the brits on Cred Forums anymore. You all ruined Cred Forums and won't stop until you ruin the rest of the site.

>bab
midlands master race detected

Until 11
It's 8 now
Actually I have tomorrow off so I can sleep in

id have quite a lot of money if the government didn't keep stealing half of it

addiction isnt real

lolbertarians say corporatism, while trotskyists say state capitalism hahahaa

i'm shaming how she handles the addiction, not the addiction itself
not my fault she's in debt to her dealer mate

baited

You won't disappoint them, you can still do all the right things, you're just giving someone something they want, you're a nice person right? It's just a little thing, it's okay, I'm very horny user you can't just not give it to me.

decided after thinking it over that I will NOT be replying to this post, thank you

also didn't read it

not going to read a single word of this

Why are you so horny all the time lad
Where do you live
Are you a virgin

shan't be reading a word of this

>what is dependance
>what are PAWS

Live in Kent now, but I was brought up in Shropshire

americANO

life would be 4x better if I could wear t-shirts

business idea: visit another country's general and consistently lower the quality of posting

>when you word something really poorly on tinder and she stops replying
haha

Gf leaving her used bloodied tampons around again

Not sure if she's doing it to try hint something at me, but it really pisses me off

paws are the feet that catds and dogs have haha

Won't even CONSIDER reading a single solitary word.

Fucking traitor, don't ever reply to any of my posts again.

Why can't you wear t-shirts? Do you have two arms on the same side?

>cucks
stopped reading there

Don't think you could lower the quality of other generals tbqh, they're already inherently worse than /brit/ by quite a bit

would try this concept out with /cum/ but the post quality is already rock bottom and even i can't lower it anymore

>>what are PAWS
those are what doggos have haha

the 4th international and austrian school intellectuals have sexual fantasies about the state and bureauocracy hahaha

tinder is too easy desu

Lads I have started watching the Twilight Zone, it is fucking GOAT

shan't even entertain the thought of reading this

only met two and banged one off it tbqh :/

Going out for a communist revolution you lads want anything?

i am starting to see you in a different light, user.. and i don't like it one bit
it's the principle that matters, my restraint shows my dedication and my love for my parents and the holy lord
nothing you say will ever change the fact that i owe it to them to never stray away from the path of my teachings

Why don't you fucking make me stop replying
I'll fucking grind you to dust beneath my boot heel.

Bolton, and no of course I'm not a virgin. I'm just a very horny guy you know?

Unironicly have had more luck with girls on interpals than tinder

>start smoking a joint
>makes me need a poo
>put it out and go do a poo

saranetto

i find it more fun picking up munters from the local wetherspoon's than on tinder

all about the thrill of the chase

God wants you to do this user. Restraint is cruel, and you can still do right by your parents. It's nothing serious at all.

Berlin

i find only cigarettes do that for me and it's only when i'm smoking them as i walk home

fuck off stoner

You should make a leddit account and post pics so I can wank to them desu

>interpals

howling

From the country of tentacle porn.

ahahahaahaha

Fucked like 4 girls off interpals and fooled around with a bunch more

youtube.com/watch?v=6N7VrwlJWHk

Ausgezeichnet

the Means of production

"nothing serious at all"?
how can you say such a thing?
i'm sorry, user, we are just too different
i'm just going to have to accept the fact that you will never see things my way.

I would like you to leave now before my parents get home

I already have. Haven't posted in a while though.
reddit.com/user/jakethesnake90/?sort=top

i am v skinny

think the girl might be into meth
fuck sake lads

How? The ones I matched with always seemed apprehensive, maybe I have a shitty personality.

No I mean it isn't a serious crime or anything, it's just a short, intimate moment between us. I take that very seriously, but it isn't like, a bad thing like you think.

where can i buy adult diapers offline

>love cooking
WTF
is this 1870 or 2016??? xD

youtube.com/watch?v=sfGwjact_9E
youtube.com/watch?v=sfGwjact_9E
youtube.com/watch?v=sfGwjact_9E

choon

disregard the furry album art

boots

always need when you get home anyway and it starts setting in when you know you're nearly there
non stoner leafs are cancer

Ever notice how the Mexican flag looks like the Italian flag with a shit stain in the middle?

*slaps you on the cheek*
GET OUT! before my parents see you and get the wrong idea

edl

youtube.com/watch?v=wxASFTAkRyA

smart pirate frogposter

think she means "i can put a slice of bread into a toaster"

*starts crying*
user, I only wanted a special moment with you, fine I'll leave then...

Hmm yes you are very fit
Makes the willy think

apparently there's something in nicotine that acts on your gut so it's an actual physiological thing

not sure how it works for a joint, unless you really mean spliff?

Thats Scalie rather than furry album art desu

Ever notice how the union jack looks like the Iceland flag with shit stains in the corners?

*speaking softly to myself*
i'm sorry user..

If you've got red and white skid marks on your undies then I'd recommend seeing a doctor.

same thing but yeah there was baccy in it of course

this was the accompanying photograph
apparently it's mac and cheese
told her to foy

>he doesn't have patriotic skidmarks

bet you aren't wearing a poppy this year either

so ackshually it's a cheeky spliff and not a joint mate :/

very VERY good post
i mean that in a completely unbiased way

>EDL
>calling anyone else scum

Leaked footage from UK Muslim school teaching students to kill gays - [03:36] (youtube.com)

youtube.com/watch?v=cYhpN7tkBSU&feature=youtu.be

pretty sure my dog could cop a root on interpals

doing a poo then i'm going to try and sleep

actually come to think about it she'd probably fuck up putting a slice of bread in a toaster desu

Can I see your thinking wily?

yes, and you idiots want to kick them out

lel

new

No it's very average

don't care

No it's okay, I understand, I'll be going if that's what you want...

having to compliment the girl on her subpar cooking "skills"

Is it aesthetic though? That's what matters.

Idk, there's less pressure and its easy to be casual for me.
I get lots of matches on tinder but they rarely go anywhere. It's easier just in a bar with randos

On interpals I think because it's not a dating site you can pretend to be interested in her personality and get her to open up more.
All of them were qt too, either Canadians or naive foreign girls visiting and looking for a tour guide.

Wouldn't say so

Well I'll be the judge of that if you like.