/brit/

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wot tae fook

don't know why i opened this thread when i have the full intention of going to bed shortly

what AM i like

how are the laws regarding research chemicals in bongland

I've ordered tons of different drugs and they just show up at my mailbox. Its great.

*paid leave

show some respect mate

Can confirm, checked his payslips.

>Mexico

who cares

youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

Probably illegal to consume them after that 'Psychoactive drugs' ban which means everything is banned unless they say it isnt. Retarded law desu

>drugs
enjoy your DYING

american king dedede

king dede poster hahahaha

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>mind-altering drugs

fun fact:
haggis is made out of whatever the scots could find in the englander's rubbish bins

ibtimes.com.au/poll-says-49-australians-want-muslim-immigration-ban-1529291
hmm
not sure I like where this country is heading lads

what happened with toot poster though

not even a degen druggie but the law is shitty

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

not a fan of having to converse with girls
can't they just open their legs and shut up?
when do they ever have anything of value to say? fucking rarely, that's when

i miss Gideon

Yoga 710?

Reminder to live moral lives lads

scottish girls 2bbqh, lads

Leaked footage from UK Muslim school teaching students to kill gays

youtube.com/watch?v=cYhpN7tkBSU&feature=youtu.be

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bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37420032/australian-man-patents-the-hamdog---a-hotdog-and-burger-combo

Met a Greek girl who from front on is VERY qt but when she turns her head it turns out she has a massive chin. Got her number but dunno if I wanna proceed

GIRLS, LADS

any news on the current state of the mandem?

seeing pete debate russel brand made me really fucking hate brand desu

I never knew it was possible for one person to be so patronising, antagonistic and irritating at once

vagina sex

>PJW is 6' 3

had him as a bit of a manlet or maybe a bit over 2bh

Dunno how anyone could stick their dick in this t b h she's fucking hideous

The whole time I'd be thinking I was fucking something that wasn't human

She will get the gas

Not a fan
anal sex with another man is where it's at 2bh

very insensitive

hey guys

Do you:
>wrap it up
>finish inside
>pull out
>whatever she says

she looks like the walls in a silent hill game

It's a literal genetic defect

You're supposed to be repulsed by it

he's not

seen him in London at some rally, he's about 5'10

welcome back, mate!
hows the wife?
*pats your belly*
feeding you well, i see? HAHAHAHA
OI, lads! he's here!

Finish inside every time

very generous of you to assume i have a wife desu

>could you do an easy gluten, wheat, corn and maize free recipe

at what stage do you say enough is enough?

jesus fucking christ

the smiths are an insanely depressing band yet i can't stop listening to them

< lvl?

corn and maize are different? i thought that's just what the indians called it

Rorke

ah yes, classic
the "big romeo" always waiting for the right moment. ring in the champagne and what-not
HAHAHA

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lol :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=3NYvEiJBf_c

stomper of a choon tbqh

in britain "corn" is/was a general term to refer to any grain product. usually wheat

some people literally can't eat gluten desu, it's in wheat as well (not sure why they asked for it separately). maybe they have the same issue?
my nan has the disease 2bh

Good lad

i think we're hovering at 30% of the population born overseas desu

i bet there are millions more people who would fuck her as opposed to you though

my mum was born overseas

(to english parents in the army stationed in germany hehe got you there)

youtube.com/watch?v=NbfxNoYxMhI

choon lads!
(not really)

woah, the uk is a land of contrast

youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

Doing a communism.

/ck/ is one of the dumbest boards on the site, it puts Cred Forums to shame

i will be forcing a gimmick tomorrow evening during peak /brit/ hours

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youtube.com/watch?v=vXtdG1PzjxM

Hmm

you must be a faggot in denial, she's a qt

How many are Brits? Everyone wants to move to Austrailia

youtube.com/watch?v=tjUgFFrovNM

Reading this collection of wisdom again lads

reddit.com/r/farshnukeofficial/comments/4cywg2/ask_me_anything/

About a million last I checked

hmm yes

didnt open this

nice try mate

It's funny how right wing communists are almost non existent nowadays hahaha

>being a leftie
>being an alt-right

kek, centrist here laughing at you biased and bigoted cunts

thanks to the good U of S of A of America, baby

Why did socialists write the best national anthems?

youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM

>centrist
utter scum tbqh
radical centrism is the only acceptable political position

stalinists in finland are considered far right

How can you be English or Welsh if you're "foreign born".

Fucking stupid chat.

stopped caring about this gimmick imported from /brit/pol a while ago

only homegrown gimmicks permitted

i'm not being funny but i don't understand the question

those anthems were written with love and pride

part of the propaganda innit

>It's a literal genetic defect

>You're supposed to be repulsed by it

I'm right-wing.

Personally I feel we don't do enough to help the top 1%. Also, we should be going to war more often.

Pirate scumbags

Good god female politicians and """"""pundits""""""" can't argue for anything without asking for the opposition to think about the children first, can they

transgenderism?

like those crazy people you see on the telly?

how is it a genetic defect m9

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>implying based Thatcher wasn't a mtf tranny

her entire gabinet were men hahaha and of course, her main ""opposition"" were the trotskyists hahaha

Gorby was a CIA plant intended to destablise the USSR through "reforms" that would inevitably lead to its destruction
The '91 coup should've been more violent with such clear enemies of the state 2bh

It's either that or they go to the opposite extreme and act too masculine or strongman. Like

*pretends to post a choon*

youtube.com/watch?v=vXeuuetuQSd

>british """""""athletes""""""""""

theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/10/russian-mps-say-mikhail-gorbachev-should-prosecuted-treason

>Leftist? Alt-right? Not my cup of tea, I identify as

I love are lads

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The korean gf touches my dick and says this is mine

>based Thatcher
>based

holy shit hahaha

gaybos

alri rasheed haha

>(2.59 MB, 3326x4989)
Shan't be opening this image

youtube.com/watch?v=GjhJmVsvzws

>ass
FOY

you in the pic?

Would quite like her to throw the javelin right into my bollocks tbqh

i wish

can't say i'm a fan of this mexican (you) denial

changed my tinder bio to "swipe the direction of your political orientation" the other day and matched with 2 real, hot girls. i normally only match with land whales

>tfw no choker gf

>Mexican is so poor he can't even afford to give (you)s

who's the specimen on the right la?

>changed my tinder bio to "swipe the direction of your political orientation" the other day and matched with 2 real, hot girls. i normally only match with land whales

gotcha

Peru is more relevant than your frozen shithole

Same sex couples should NOT be allowed to raise children.

it's mad!

business idea: open a white-only record shop called "The Vinyl Solution"

if we just use the general rule of 9 months before birth, when were you conceived lads? my parents shagged to make me on 20th march 1991

but then who would raise you?

Lmao'ing @ this

i bet you thought this was witty you funny cretin

the only people who buy records are hipsters and they're all sjws

Sometime around my mums birthday 2bh

youtu.be/mMNXWid9fnI

Choon

is he talking about me or you?

Cracked a grin at this

Terrible gimmick

The hipster thing these days is to be "ironically racist"

obviously, thats why I posted it

kys

me
he regularly questions Iceland's relevancy

RIP in piece guru

Wish I lived in a big American house desu

Krauts OUT

good to know we're not the only "frozen irrelevant shithole" around

What's that piece of classical music that goes: do do dododo dooooo do, do do dododo dooooo, doooooo dodo do dooooo do, doooooo dodo do dooo

repeat

what do you call /brit/ without the german poster?

hans-free! haha!

youtube.com/watch?v=Lkcvrxj0eLY

Blue by Eifel 65

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473634382187.webm

Found it for you lad. Just dropped it into google

youtube.com/watch?v=teMdjJ3w9iM

fur elise

Did you compose this? It's pretty good for a first try.

What you you call a german musician?
Jazz-hans

Don't care for labels like "millennial" and "gen y"

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

what did your mum give the refugee?

a hans-job!

I have noticed all porn sites all have a cuckold section filled with millions of videos of white American men gleefully watching their white wives have sex with black men as well I have noticed much of American media portrays white men as uncool, being unable to dance were as black men are cool being able to dance very well.

It also is a bit odd how much of American cultures surround the worshipping of the superior black man whether it be the superior black athlete, black musician or black president. Did all this come before America's cuckold love or did America fall in love with the cuckold life and the cultural worship followed after?

the girl has gone to sleep
at least I don't have to compliment her awful cooking anymore

pretty sure i got poisoned just by seeing a picture of it

what's the point of naming generations in the anglo world?

Fur Elise and Pachelbel's Canon are where it's at desu. Claire de Lune is nice too but I'm only mentioning it cause it's on my end

She actually despises them

I consider myself a modern day warrior.

I fight for the honour of my family, my country and the glory of Christendom. The weak nu males, the cultural relativists, the selfish individualists who do not seek to preserve that which is pure and good are enemies of justice. If you do not join our fight against these savages, everything we have gained -everything our ancestors bled for- will be lost.

Do not seek pleasure. Seek to do your duty.

>have to be up at 7:30am
>Can't get off /brit/
Ah yes, my life

Bit racist mate.

She can't do anything about it so why the hate?

not my first, but i have been doing it since 1778

Not a choongument

Give me a (you) and I'll tell you

You just made me realise the time

may o' 96

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g'wed lad lets start a new knights order and reclaim byzantium from those savages off the steppe

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Going to sleep lads, anyone getting in bed with me?

youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

That's nothing
I have to leave the house at 7:30
Alarm goes off at 6:40 haha

Nighty night little wagey

Dayton looks like the kinda lad who'd be into that tbqh

sorry, mate
i've got fleas

yes

doing a think about the first girl i ever fell in love with

I'M NOT A WAGIE

Have a shower then you dog.

mmmm okay

Doing a think about the first girl who fell in love with me

I'm staring at pictures of a lad I'm in love with. He's so perfect.

You're as blind as that famous black blind guy

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why is stevie wonder always smiling?

he doesn't know he's black

Yeah there's no way he's straight

he has a better life than you

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Helen Keller?

Ray Charles?
Stevie Wonder?
Art Tatum?
Willie McTell?
Willie Johnson?

The Mexican communist . . .

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why has stevie wonder never seen his kids?

because he's black

might have an imagination wank thoughts?

Why can't Steve Wonder read?

because he's black

Is
>31 years old
>fat
>virgin
>lives with his mom

>tfw thinking of what could have been

>Literally spent £65 on a night out in the SU and spoons

Fuck's sake lads why am I so shit with dosh?

memes

What goes

*ring ring ring* *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Stevie Wonder answering the Iron

lol

How would you feel if Stevie Wonder was reading this thread right now? Pretty shitty I'd wager.

imagining having a wank isn't as good as actually doing it

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you spent 65 quid on spoons?

Shan't be watching this

Literally how?

they were both fooled by the CIA

really makes you think

To be fair I did get an Uber, a kebab, some biscuits and and paid london prices as well

drugs

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what's a good free video editing software

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hate the fact that i'm naturally bilingual

wish i only knew English

una vela

Depends how much you really want to do with it

>my ex has apparently got back with her ex husband who she fights with all the time and used to slap her around
>their marriage lasted literally six months the first time because they both used to beat each other up

can't wait to see how well this goes

nothing crazy, just to clip and paste, adjust audio, a few transition effects

iMovie was perfect for me

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you dated a divorced woman?

wew lad

>>my ex has apparently got back with her ex husband
does this imply she had an ex husband before you got with her?

oh deary

xmedia-recode.de/en/download.html

maddie rose, alice goodwin and brooke lea all have no knickers on on babestation

shan't be downloading this

around the time kurt cobain died, which means i'm him reincarnated

insecure faggots

shan't be downloading this

My gf got a tattoo saying "BLACK OWNED" on her lower back, I love her so much :3

Yup

Yeah
She was 19, he was 20 when they started dating
when they broke up she was 20
She dated me for about a month, then she went crazy and broke up with me and now they're back together (or so mutual friends say)

>he fell for damaged goods
lamoa la..

foy

Last time I went to download Xmedia Avast picked up a trojan in the file. Bit weird that

Movie Maker might be OK, Avidemux is pretty decent for really basic stuff but I think they both still might be a little too basic.

Could try asking desu

Germany is finished.

archive.is/sM2Am

>Germany: Nearly 40 Per Cent of Under Fives Now ‘Migrant Background’

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

F.O.Y.

so they started dating, got married and within 6 months got divorced?

jesus christ why would you go for her

ah yes the proto-bollockpost

been using it lately
>avast
Vipre didn't find it suspicious

>we get to watch Jermaine Defoe's wife expose herself on national TV every night and people call her up to talk about wanking while she shakes her girl meat around

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2642707/Jermaine-Pennant-wife-Alice-Goodwin-shows-beach-bodies-Seychelles-honeymoon.html

Does that make him a cuck?

got depression and anxiety lads

byayyytt bbyyaaaayyt byyyayyyyaat

ah yes the proto-yank post

RIP Guru, your last music video convinced me that UFO's exist.

AMAZING post desu

what's a babestation

>doesn't know what proto means
foy

Its what i call my penis cause all the Babes dock there

>have literally the most important test of my life tomorrow morning
>cant sleep

Hello darkness my old friend

fucking frustrating that windows movie maker is not on windows 10 anymore

watched a bit of babestation before I remembered im not supposed to be wanking hehe silly me x

Niche UK radio station that only plays music from the Ba Be genre of Asian-fusion. 102.4FM/100.9AM

the more they say ""DO NOT VOTE 4 TRUMP" the people wants to vote for trump xD

unironically used to ballbagpost on facebook back in 2009-2010

one of you runts has stolen it from me and passed it off as a /brit/ gimmick

Shit get

take it up with ulster

You can download it for free though

Tbh I find Windows 10 in general to be a bit shit. Only problem is they've just forced it on everything so it's not exactly easy to escape it

Don't reply to my posts thanks

alri

Trump is literally Hitler.

*annexes Alsace-Lorraine*

how is he like hitler

If it's in the morning then just do an all nighter you colossal fag

racist

racist, xenophobic, misogynist, violent, pro-war, strongman, demagogue etc.

I really hate you

collection of channels showing naked models ready to talk about wanking on the phone with u

Its an aptitude test. I have nothing to study, I just have to be super concentrated and alert to do hard questions at speed.

Went to bed at 8, literally laid motionless for 5 hours.

Fuck this

great leader

Get a Life bin that Knife

trump is nowhere near as competent as hitler

take adderall

have fun and toss that gun

Take caffine pills or drink coffee an hour or two before to make yourself more alert

guns are expensive

whats it fo, the navy or something?

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not as valuable as a human life
x_x

Jesus the Job Centre are really cracking down these days aren't they?

Fuck that shit I just want to sleep. I can score pretty good when im well rested.

Ive fucked this up so badly

snort some speed

m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7LWJaBFIFw

>tfw no lindsay gf

Naw nigga
I'm gonna stab you to death and eat your heart

Medical school

Leave him alone or you'll have to answer to me

want to beat up alt-rightists t b h

and me
*emerges from your back

more like I need more niggers

there's no hope (there's no hope)

you all look so small from atop the moral high ground

>t. BLM chapter leader

my friends

What test are you taking in September for medical school? UKCAT?

anybody got any good videos of canadians getting the shit beaten out of them?

Yee

>want to go buy weed
>check balance before heading to cash point

ah yes

>Medical school
good lad

Runt

Why are you taking it in September? Are you on 2017 intake?

DUDE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON WEED LMAO

Yes

>getting triggered about the devils lettuce

dont you have a meth fuelled high speed car chase and suicide by cop to attend to, cletus?

You can buy a quarter of a nugg

fucking hate canadians

Utter cretins, all of them

stop this hate rn

>I am against marijuana therefore I must be a methhead
hmmm

I see I won the argument

really wish i had a mac

they're fucking crazy expensive though

can't even take out less than $20

and my dealer gets annoyed when i text him for 1 gram
there's no argument, but your reaction to someone consuming drugs is pathetic

fuck off

she messaged me back lads i didn't fuck it up #yaasssss

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all drug users should be killed

youtube.com/watch?v=O0lf_fE3HwA
I heard this song today from a random place and I realized how much the culture has changed from 10 years ago when this was released.

It's just a dumb mindless pop song, but it has an agreeable message. The first major point to notice is that the woman singing the song in the video is fully clothed.
That almost never happens in today's billboard top 40. The second major point to notice is that the song doesn't reference casual sex, drugs, clubbing, alcohol, or any other irresponsible activities. Compare that to today's music where at least 50% of the top 40 songs go a step further than reference, and explicitly glorify and normalize these irresponsible behaviors. "50 shades of grey, beat that pussy like Hulk Hogan" is a line from a rap song that hit number 1 on the rap songs chart this year. The rest of the song talks about smoking "broccoli", wasting money, and fucking sluts. Very wholesome stuff.

The next point to notice about "Sweet Escape" is that the song is about a woman admitting she is wrong. She apologizes. There's no sarcasm, it's just a true apology. I cannot imagine that happening in today's culture, which is ensconced in abject narcissism, in a post-feminist society where all females are taught to externalize blame. Today, when a woman makes a mistake, it's everybody else's fault except her own. She is supported by all of her friends, the media, her parents, and everyone else.

Although "Sweet Escape" was just a dumb pop song, it still promoted decent values in a small way (taking responsibility for your actions when you do wrong). The song doesn't need to swear, have a naked woman writhing on a bed for 4 minutes in the video, or appeal to hedonism and bad decision-making in order to sell. The fact that I am praising the song for not promoting utter filth in society, like virtually all of the billboard top 40 does today, is a signal of how far this culture has fallen and how depraved normalfags are.

bit rude this one

>ewwwww user dont talk to me!!!!!!111

wish i had a big mac

there is no McDonalds in Iceland

Well good luck then. At least it's one of those tests you can practise down to a fine art - that's what I did.

mcdouble and a junior chicken stacked is better imo

Who would win in a war, Nazi Germany or one Billion bees?

I also enjoy smoking cannabis

>there is no McDonalds in Iceland
Of course Iceland wouldn't sell another company's products.

oh, i was just making a joke, sweetheart

i don't eat devil jew food

a billion bees you say, huh...

business idea: we breed out dog's ability to bark

one billion? i don't know. two billion? now you're talking my language.

>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

Holy shit KEK

Yeah so did I and now its all fucked because I have to wake up and do it in 5 hours and my body is literally refusing to sleep.

I convinced a classroom of SJWs that what the german Volk did in the lead up to the war was logical and that we cannot blame them for their actions. I convinced people who want to import millions of refugees into canada because "we have room" that the German volk were not to be judged or blamed for the holocaust lmfao.

that really is a hell of a lot of bees

spider just absailed right into my fucking face

>>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)
>Holy shit KEK

really funny actually
no really, i'm not kidding, that was really, really, really clever, never have i seen a joke which makes this comparison, maybe you should seek a professional career as a comedic writer
absolute gold of a joke, can't believe we don't see these types of jokes on the telly, you might really be onto something with this unique approach to humour

hard typing all this when you are laughing as hard as i am laughing right now, literally urine in my trousers

just absailed right into some utter twat's face haha

Don't pay attention to lad, it's a good joke

bet this iceland twat would actually love a Filet-O-Fish from Mickies

Yea but I imagine flame throwers would plow right through them

benzos have stolen my emotions

plz give them back

lmao banter

LOL

a billion though

that would be utter chaos

T minus 53 minutes until I can go back to my ruby den

>webm
Western Civilisation is finished.

thats one of the most degenerate things ive ever seen

Would bee fun to watch

How many bees are there irl?
Because there are already many tens of billions of ants

going to dive head first into bed, lads xoxoxoxo

>1916: The Irish Rebellion
>narrated by Liam Neeson
This gone be good niggas

Is that woman actually a peeformer or some random degenerate from the crowd?

i dont know

maybe you could google it and get back to me

Won't you crack your head on the Ice though?

looking for a strawberry blonde pornstar

Bet you racist bigots would be opposed to curing malaria

Idk which would be worse

Somebody knock me the fuck out

New

Isn't there already a cure but wogs are afraid of bad juju so they won't take it?

uhm, try to make some sense alroighty, hunny? you can't just use the word "ice" as punchline

>that one dude trying to touch her piss stream

what exactly is happening here
some kind of watersports festival

anny aurora

Zara DuRose

Your post was as cold as ice.