How terrible is your spoken English, Cred Forums?

How terrible is your spoken English, Cred Forums?

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its pretty decent but i still have a noticeable accent

last time i went to the US my accent was better than 95% of all the illegal beaners though, and I dont live in the US so i get less practice

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Ok

I over correct and stutter quite a bit. Became somewhat better at speaking it in the last few years, though.

It is very good, although I still haven't managed to get rid of the vampire schtick completely.

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upper class english accent, i would do a vocaroo but its late at night

Now, I'm curious, post it dood

Slight Chinese accent.

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It's understandable, if slightly accented. 8.2/10

Kentucky here
Pretty terrible desu

don't, foreign accents in English are really nice to hear as long as they're intelligible.

Not that bad I think, but every time I start speaking they lean forward like "oh he's gonna speak. gotta get prepared for his foreign English."

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You're definitely Chinese

Your Rs are fucking terrible so I either sound like Rammstein to you or like a drunk hobo. Besides that it's pretty good I suppose.

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>That last second
Hello Wei, how goes the conquering of canada?

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No Hans, your Rs are fucking terrible.

Gutural Rs a shit. And fuck french too.

Native English speakers tend to talk less in the throat if you know what I mean. Other than that the pronunciation is spot-on and you speak very fluently.

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FINNISH FEMALE PLEASE POST NOWWWWWW

This

It's ok

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Chinese Canadian user sounds so qt ░ ∗ ں ∗ ░

He's a tsun tsun

Billy Bob Jackson V pls go.

This, although I think they're too normie for us.

Guttoral Rs or rolled Rs come way more natural to me, the typical English R sounds like a slurry mess hence the comparison with a drunk hobo. English Rs a shit.

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Bantered like a true Floridan if you know what I mean

>dont make fun of my chinethe acthent leeeeeeee

Calm down your katanas, bruh.

Well at least i don't have funny middle eastern accent people usualy think i'm western european so it's ok i guess.

Eichkatzerlschwoaf.

If by true Floridian you mean I'm not from here and I have no family here, then yes, that is what the average Floridian is like. (Except around Jacksonville and Tallahassee).

I'm guessing your family is from Puerto Rico or Cuba?

No he is right, you actually do have a slight "Americanized-asian" accent.

canadian user is korean or indian

Tell you hwutt boi

Oklahoma and Texas

>Eichkatzerlschwoaf
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So your Indian or Mexican, amirite?

It's due to the spead at which you're talking combined with how your voice is slightly nasal. I pictured an Asian American when I heard your voice without even having read the comments.

>Hearing impaired

>Speech impediment

Realest meme. I'm not from Florida (from Maine/Virginia), and most of the people that I went to school with were from Georgia, Michigan, New York, and Puerto Rico.

You get a gold star your effort.

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Me singing in Swedish
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(I live in FL btw)

*for your

Neither

both then?

say: Nascar is the greatest sport ever fucking invented.

Speed not spead wtf. I've been up for a bit too long.

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100% European stock

(although i guess the Irish count as niggers)

give me something english to read and I'll show ya

"No"

>Ir*sh

see

FINALLY

"Cowgirl is my favorite position"

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Somebody give me a bed time story to read to

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, ate a squirrel, ran through the diminutive hedge, and hit a sequoia tree.

Calling all foreigners!

Plz Vocaroo poetry:

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

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Thank you :))))

It's fine. I have a bit of an Australian accent obviously and my voice is a tad nasal because I used to breathe through my mouth but that's all.

You sound like a little kid not gonna lie

I was expecting the finnish girl summoned.

Last time I posted in one of these threads people said I sounded like frank underwood.

I rather like our local clapanese accent though; probably the best pop culture example I can think of is sinclair from bioshock

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Also, you sound Chinese

Don't know why but I want to say somewhere around Ohio or Indiana when I hear your accent.

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Will you rate my aussie accent? Im very proud of it desu.

IM NOT CHINESE IM A KOREAN EXCHANGE STUDENT IN FUCKING LEAFLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where the wild things are, by based (((Mort Sendak)))

Sure, go for it.

intredasting. I've never been to those.

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You've probably never been here then, that guy sound like he's from New England.

Not English, but I've always wanted to know how my dog's breed is pronounced in Finnish, so "Pohjanpystykorva"

called it

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Venezuelabro here

>Started speaking English in eighth grade
>Pretty awful accent up until senior year of HS
>Moved to New Orleans back in 2011 for college
>English is ok; at this point i'm pretty eloquent on paper, but still have pretty noticeable accent and trouble finding words. Blame this on hanging with other Latinos as my main friend group.
>Transferred to Montana State University as a sophomore
>Absolutely no Hispanics here. Would only speak Spanish to my sister and mom on the phone (Dad is Portuguese and I'm fluent so we don't usually speak Spanish)
>Come back to New Orleans summer of 2013
>My accent is barely noticeable unless I'm drunk or if I point out I'm not American

feels good my mens

too bad my name is not anglo-sounding at all so that usually gives it away

Vakker. Bare vakker.

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rate

Here: clyp.it/xtkvgef4
And please stop using vocaroo, it has terrible quality.

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Much appreciated, and very good!

Trying to learn a language right now with difficult pronunciation for me...this gives me hope

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Bitch, where you live? And let's fuck

The audio is really blown out so it's hard to tell, but I could definitely hear an American accent in that. It sounds alright as an impersonation but not really enough to the point where it's natural

*leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FTFY

I guess it's a different mentality but if I was from another country I wouldn't want to lose my accent. Unless it sounded awful or was unintelligible I think it'd be nice.

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Volume is a bit low.

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The austrian user was right this is better so how's this?

Takk, I've noticed that I tend to hit the ending letters in some words a little to hard sometimes though.

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i rly want to encourage you americanbro but i feel english is p easy to learn

i also almost only listened to music in english before i decided to learn it so that was a plus

not to mention the amount of american pop culture i grew up around

but yr probably smart and dedicated. i believe in you user

i feel you
i was into the accent at first because it's a nice icebreaker and some girls are into it, but after a while i got tired of using it as an in. Also, once people figure out you're not American they wanna know everything about you like your life story's straight out of a Dostoyevsky book

like, my parents are white and i grew up with money man my life is as lame as yours

Much better quality.
It sounds pretty good honestly, sounded a bit Irish at the beginning though. A little Kiwi too. A little bit foreign sounding but that's probably just because I'm used to natural ones. Maybe not convincing enough to 100% fool Australians but I'm sure it's more than enough for others.

>hispanic parents
>white
okay

lol, you actually got it right

pls r8

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Right? So please use clyp.it, vocaroo is shit.

Thanks friend ill keep working on it

my dad's Portuguese
mom's Spanish

pls sing this:
O'er azure skies
And emerald plains
Where freedom and justice prevail
With courage and strength
We'll fight to the end
For liberty in our land.

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한국어 배우지마. 필요없어.

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r8 pls

A FUCKING GOOK

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so not white

Could you stop talking like a gook?

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Feel free to feel me bois

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발음은 어때? 문법은? 잘 몰라...

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could you stop talking like a monkey you subhuman nigger?

And here, by the way, Oachkatzlschwoaf.
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Are you a turk living in Germany right now?

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yea my man

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I didn't even post my vocaroo you fucking subhuman gook

Fuck off caipiria

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U wot

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Understandable

fush n chups

Why are you whispering, regular german?

Guttural rs are fine, if you don't like them you're probably one of the few fag dialects that don't use them

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Excellent.

Are you sure you know what guttural Rs sound like?

This is my impression (note: I don't really speak french) of a french saying "Aurore". clyp.it/b5wjaam4
I'm dead certain no R in portuguese sounds like that.

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But seriously; It's rather late here to speak somewhat loud. And I'm a shyguy.

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????

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I hear nothing out of the ordinary.

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theres one i didnt have

What was that?
The sound of Jamal fucking your wife?

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"""Standard""" pt br sounds a bit like that

too spoggy 4 me. gotta say something more that rapist breathing sounds

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Are you sure you're not a bong in disguise?

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It does not, no one speaks like that.

Imagine "aurora" with an R like that.

shut the fuck up

Kawaii desu

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Thanks...I'm mainly hoping to be understandable, I think sometimes I sound unintelliible with my accent

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not very good tb h

I can only stutter in both English and Japanese like an imbecile, who I am.

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...

I have an accent I really can't underpin, would love some critique.

Also, disregard that I sound like I am swallowing seven hundred cocks, it's a symptom of being tired.

we kings and shit
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I talk with a guy from Broomfield (I don't remember where that place is) for my job and the guy sounds like John Wayne.

I can't understand a damn word.

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Read this:

"Tyrone say he Wojamba dealer ain treenum rie. Jamal’n he come rowmy hows’n he say: Skeezy, less go shoo summada Wojamba mamayy, dis nigga ain done is due diligence rie. Needa shiff dis, a man gotta hustle nowwamsayin. An I de, nohimsayin, an weez hopt ineez lowtop go cruiz’n dow t’da play’ngraw at da skoo awwe gone ow mad hustlin, n’den sum nogoo honkyass muhfuckaz playbaw on aur turf’n Tyrone goz poken attez noz likit sum fatass juisee watameloww. I tella mang T’n I wenn fukken ape twas sum fooh Woowstaw chimpouw sheei muhfucka, n’we groppin aw dicks like deyz bouta fawda fuck off maa, fo reah. An wez wipe dafloo wi’whitey hea bu’all a sud he fadenta Hyp’sfee, anden sum porkchop cum strutt’l long, say he cawt bisum freenj bizniss. Allo sud w’uner aress jussfo cuz we black, laik, rachael profil’n, man. Jusaint rite. Ani tole da rasee muhfucka t’suh ma uuj blaq coc and firet magatat eem rea fass, lie, bu’ yo ma sheei wuz stuq bulless imma chaymba he drawsa peas, ani entup dedon daflo cuz he shoome f’bean blaq… Din even do nuffin."

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I would hire you for tell me stories when I go to bed, for sure

CONCHETUMARE

Gracias boludín.

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Didn't know Germans could be this fucking assburger

I know that feel
I tried, but that was too fucking hard.

...

literalmente qué

>I tried, but that was too fucking hard.
dude the fucking autists at /lit/ wrote that, dont tell me they are actually SMART and CLEVEr

What are you guys chuckling to tonight?

I'm watching this classic

now, let's not give them that much credit.

Whoops

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Pretty bad. I still can't say th properly after having been here for 5 years

I made some grammar mistakes but fuck it

Pronunciation is good.
You do sound like an immigrant, but with mimic training and help. That should go away.

>mimic
No please not. My hands look like my grandfather's corpse.

wut? you just copy or follow a recording of a native and match an english recording
no entendi lo que escribiste

Que mis manos son tan feas que parecen las del cadáver de mi abuelo.

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technically perfect but I feel like my accent is getting stronger

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I just woke up so sry for the low voice
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Not that bad

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