Which country can't handle any banter?
Which country can't handle any banter?
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Australia.
Dead serious. Whenever I drop the nanny state copypasta, I get at least five Ausralians responding and getting defensive.
The Kinder Egg shitposter started posting because I kept pointing out how massice his nanny state is.
butthurt belt is the most accurate meme I've witnessed on Cred Forums.
France
you type like a 13 year old school girl. Dead serious
dutchies
Every country south of us chimps out at the mere mention of our name
It needs to be taken with a pinch of salt when football is involved tbf
>calling anybody else a 13 year old
Literal lmao.
My copypasta triggers Autistralians every single time. There hasn't been a thread where I have posted it and have not had multiple Australians responding and getting defensive by thnking that because muh kinder egg ban and a 21 drinking age makes us more nanny than you. It's hilarious.
post the pasta pls
I order you to commence the anal damage. I repeat nuke the motherfuckers.
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned in cuckfailia. Most people own shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.
poland
turkey
usa
Brazilians when you say they aren't white
>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
I laugh my fucking ass every time I read this post
Not even canada is this bad
>45 for a pack of cigarettes
what the fuck
Don't forget that nude pictures of women with flat breasts but are over the age of 18 are banned under the pretense that it is child pornography
lol we need that pepe image with a yo yo waterball shooped in
Poland
Canada, England, Germany, and Sweden
Better, which country is the most uncivilized? Me? I'd say Croatia.
England
Don't forget defending yourself in Australia against an attacker can get you charged for assault
I would expect jealousy from an inferior nation like the US but New Zealand, we are bros how could you???
:((((((
I still love you
I still love you too
Thank you
I love you guys but you guys hate me ;_;
> an inferior nation like the US
Japan when it comes to Chinks and Gooks all around
Sorry but in my eyes no other nations can compete with aus and nz.
We are brothers and the best countries in the world.
US is cool though relative to other countries in the world.
The content doesn't trigger me but the waste of space does
We've seen it, just use a pastebin you fucking faggot
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By country you mean (internet users)?
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Or just real people :)
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Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. This is hilarious.
Australia isn't allowed to talk shit on any other country ever again.
This is absolutely pathetic.
Ohohhohlhl
You wish you were able to experience the love we share Finland!!!
USA.
so hurtful ;_;
I'm just laughing at the idea that a country that is 90% desert and filled with the most fucked up wildlife on earth is somehow better than the nordicks.
Because that 10% that isn't desert is infinitely better than anywhere else.
balkans in general
to be fair Jap you guys seem to get riled pretty easily by koreans
Definitely USA, also Finland gets very butthurt when you call them Mongols kek
Also forgot to say the Balkans
top kek we're pathetic
at least I am interested in practically none of those things
that one autistic Japanese guy
I'm not Japanese, I'm a Burger on vacation.
Also, fuck off proxy Leaf.
spic ass faggot fag
Japan.
It's why South Korea is better than Nipland.
Rare flags. They never respond to any conversation at all.
Japan doesn't get triggered by bants, but a lot of times other cunts will come to their defense, especially when its a gook talking shit.
the reasons Japs defend themselves here is that they seriously worry about stupid propaganda gaijins believe. being silence deserves gold, but it doesn't work at this time.
t. self-hating spic
>ignoring the prime banter throw around in that salty rant.
ERA PENAL, PENDEJO
*thrown
Fuck
So, in the end, are they just cool japan shills or something?
Protip: only mixed monkeys feel insecure about their whiteness. It's actually a past time to confront pardos about their whiteness on the internet, especially in Telegram and other imageboards.
JEBEM TI MATER POSRED PICKE PEDERCINO MEKSICKA, JEBAO TI MONTEZUMA TETKU U SLEZENU.
America, you absolutely cannot have anything that resembles a discussion with them at all without some butthurt going on unrelated Trumpist rant, like not even thinly concealed as banter but knives out rage. They get triggered easy.
This is my least favorite part about my country
americans can't handle banter, like at all.
You start bantering and they turn to dumb retorts like world war champs or whatever trying to hide their tears of anger behind their monitors.
lel fucking ameridumbs
You could at least not post under a proxy
Si era penal you fucking Chic*no
Canada.
Brits, they get especially salty when mention that all their historic architecture got LUFTWAFFE'D and that their country just consists of counsel houses and mosques now
This is why I want to leave and renounce my Australian citizenship. I wasn't born here and I don't belong in this penal colony nanny state.
America
When you banter them they get angry and insult you. The worse part about it is they actually think that qualifies as banter.
Most of the mongol oc is made by finns
Ameriburgers, israelis and japs are prolly most defensive and buttblasted nations here
I live in the US my man.
There's also a wry irony in the symbolism of the Australian coat of arms; the kangaroo and the emu. Mostly because they're two animals that cannot move backwards, yet this country is cloaked in nothing but regression.
Ireland lol
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Liechtenstein always responds. For the others i cannot say
Obligatory insult:
U dumb fug
How will poopelia recover
>My copypasta triggers Autistralians every single time. There hasn't been a thread where I have posted it and have not had multiple Australians responding and getting defensive by thnking that because muh kinder egg ban and a 21 drinking age makes us more nanny than you. It's hilarious.
This isn't Cred Forums son, you can't just make things true just by saying it is so.
how's bird hunting going ?
usa
Probably usa but i think its due to their number, apparently they breed lots of autistic kids who then gather here and outnumber any other country greatly
Everyone i post an obvious bait thread like ban gunz or 9/11 shitpost 20 of them go full retard in less than a minute
>British banter
>Projecting this hard
look dude its OK to be appreciative but don't be so jealous
Just because we accomplished more than you ever will in 1/4 the time your nation has existed doesn't mean you have to be so jealous.
Seriously dude its OKAY!
im gonna shart in your underwear and put it in your undies drawer
this I guess.
Ehh. We're a mixed bag.
Your observations are definitely correct, but I'd say Candians are worse.
Australians occasionally are horrible too.
Argentinians seem to be the broest tier.
It's not 2014 anymore grandpa