Which country can't handle any banter?

Which country can't handle any banter?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
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ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
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productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products
productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
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bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497
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dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873
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Australia.

Dead serious. Whenever I drop the nanny state copypasta, I get at least five Ausralians responding and getting defensive.

The Kinder Egg shitposter started posting because I kept pointing out how massice his nanny state is.

butthurt belt is the most accurate meme I've witnessed on Cred Forums.

France

you type like a 13 year old school girl. Dead serious

dutchies

Every country south of us chimps out at the mere mention of our name

It needs to be taken with a pinch of salt when football is involved tbf

>calling anybody else a 13 year old

Literal lmao.

My copypasta triggers Autistralians every single time. There hasn't been a thread where I have posted it and have not had multiple Australians responding and getting defensive by thnking that because muh kinder egg ban and a 21 drinking age makes us more nanny than you. It's hilarious.

post the pasta pls

I order you to commence the anal damage. I repeat nuke the motherfuckers.

>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia

abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918


>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned in cuckfailia. Most people own shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.


>need a license for fucking air rifles

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia

>airsoft is banned

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia

>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)

ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws


>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls

>novelty toy-like lighters are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters

>smokeless tobacco is banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020

news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d

>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense

>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.

poland
turkey
usa

Brazilians when you say they aren't white

>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

I laugh my fucking ass every time I read this post

Not even canada is this bad

>45 for a pack of cigarettes
what the fuck

Don't forget that nude pictures of women with flat breasts but are over the age of 18 are banned under the pretense that it is child pornography

lol we need that pepe image with a yo yo waterball shooped in

Poland

Canada, England, Germany, and Sweden

Better, which country is the most uncivilized? Me? I'd say Croatia.

youtube.com/watch?v=fCX83zmNFTI

England

Don't forget defending yourself in Australia against an attacker can get you charged for assault

I would expect jealousy from an inferior nation like the US but New Zealand, we are bros how could you???
:((((((
I still love you

I still love you too

Thank you

I love you guys but you guys hate me ;_;
> an inferior nation like the US

Japan when it comes to Chinks and Gooks all around

Sorry but in my eyes no other nations can compete with aus and nz.
We are brothers and the best countries in the world.

US is cool though relative to other countries in the world.

The content doesn't trigger me but the waste of space does

We've seen it, just use a pastebin you fucking faggot

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By country you mean (internet users)?
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Or just real people :)

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Fugg forgot picture

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Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. This is hilarious.
Australia isn't allowed to talk shit on any other country ever again.
This is absolutely pathetic.

Ohohhohlhl
You wish you were able to experience the love we share Finland!!!

USA.

so hurtful ;_;

I'm just laughing at the idea that a country that is 90% desert and filled with the most fucked up wildlife on earth is somehow better than the nordicks.

Because that 10% that isn't desert is infinitely better than anywhere else.

balkans in general

to be fair Jap you guys seem to get riled pretty easily by koreans

Definitely USA, also Finland gets very butthurt when you call them Mongols kek

Also forgot to say the Balkans

top kek we're pathetic

at least I am interested in practically none of those things

that one autistic Japanese guy

I'm not Japanese, I'm a Burger on vacation.

Also, fuck off proxy Leaf.

spic ass faggot fag

Japan.
It's why South Korea is better than Nipland.

Rare flags. They never respond to any conversation at all.

Japan doesn't get triggered by bants, but a lot of times other cunts will come to their defense, especially when its a gook talking shit.

the reasons Japs defend themselves here is that they seriously worry about stupid propaganda gaijins believe. being silence deserves gold, but it doesn't work at this time.

t. self-hating spic

>ignoring the prime banter throw around in that salty rant.

ERA PENAL, PENDEJO

*thrown

Fuck

So, in the end, are they just cool japan shills or something?

Protip: only mixed monkeys feel insecure about their whiteness. It's actually a past time to confront pardos about their whiteness on the internet, especially in Telegram and other imageboards.

JEBEM TI MATER POSRED PICKE PEDERCINO MEKSICKA, JEBAO TI MONTEZUMA TETKU U SLEZENU.

America, you absolutely cannot have anything that resembles a discussion with them at all without some butthurt going on unrelated Trumpist rant, like not even thinly concealed as banter but knives out rage. They get triggered easy.

This is my least favorite part about my country

americans can't handle banter, like at all.

You start bantering and they turn to dumb retorts like world war champs or whatever trying to hide their tears of anger behind their monitors.

lel fucking ameridumbs

You could at least not post under a proxy

Si era penal you fucking Chic*no

Canada.

Brits, they get especially salty when mention that all their historic architecture got LUFTWAFFE'D and that their country just consists of counsel houses and mosques now

This is why I want to leave and renounce my Australian citizenship. I wasn't born here and I don't belong in this penal colony nanny state.

America

When you banter them they get angry and insult you. The worse part about it is they actually think that qualifies as banter.

Most of the mongol oc is made by finns

Ameriburgers, israelis and japs are prolly most defensive and buttblasted nations here

I live in the US my man.

There's also a wry irony in the symbolism of the Australian coat of arms; the kangaroo and the emu. Mostly because they're two animals that cannot move backwards, yet this country is cloaked in nothing but regression.

Ireland lol

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Liechtenstein always responds. For the others i cannot say

Obligatory insult:

U dumb fug

How will poopelia recover

>My copypasta triggers Autistralians every single time. There hasn't been a thread where I have posted it and have not had multiple Australians responding and getting defensive by thnking that because muh kinder egg ban and a 21 drinking age makes us more nanny than you. It's hilarious.
This isn't Cred Forums son, you can't just make things true just by saying it is so.

how's bird hunting going ?

usa

Probably usa but i think its due to their number, apparently they breed lots of autistic kids who then gather here and outnumber any other country greatly
Everyone i post an obvious bait thread like ban gunz or 9/11 shitpost 20 of them go full retard in less than a minute

>British banter
>Projecting this hard
look dude its OK to be appreciative but don't be so jealous
Just because we accomplished more than you ever will in 1/4 the time your nation has existed doesn't mean you have to be so jealous.
Seriously dude its OKAY!

im gonna shart in your underwear and put it in your undies drawer

this I guess.

Ehh. We're a mixed bag.
Your observations are definitely correct, but I'd say Candians are worse.
Australians occasionally are horrible too.

Argentinians seem to be the broest tier.

It's not 2014 anymore grandpa