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1st for Cred Forums

2nd for NATO

3rd for /mex/

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also happy independence day

ugh, wake up already you cucks

6th for Guvec

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ur triggering me

II DIREKTNO OT PLOVDIVSKIQ ZATVOR GOLEMIQ VANKOOO EDNOOOO

10th for depression and hopelessness

waht's wrong cuck

Who's /sad/ here?

does parents annoying me count

Only if you have no gf

Happy independence day
May we get back the moreta

there's far too many holidays about this
make just one but meaningful

>Shortmanians
Hhahahahahaha

>still taller than me

>European
>Turkey
>Russia
>Bulgaria
Heh , why don't you add Pakistan and China while you're at it

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>Shortugal

>tfw no job

>tfw 1.89 in a country of manlets

You have Greek in yoy

>serbia
>1.72
but guys i thought serbs are the tallest ppl in the world 100% alpha dinaric genes

Kosovo is included, it brings the average down with about 50 cms :^)

what are you gonna do today

>Pakistan
Thats why they added you.

Mfw when prophet Muhammad (pbuh) was actually Albanian just like ancinet romans and Greeks

Thank God, I almost bought into the Dinaric meme.

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Delete this

what do your history books say about bulgaria

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I've actually noticed that the post-commie generation is a lot taller than their parents, including me.

Everyone in my family is a manlet except for me and my cousins, who were born either near the end of communism or after it fell. I'm 1.85 and everytime I visit my babushka I have to hunch over to not hit my head on the ceiling. I imagine having access to proper nutrition and medicine had something to do with it.

WE

The bulgar khanate, the vlach-bulgarian revolt and the empire that was created and when Mircea the Elder tried to save your asses but the occidental forces shat the bed at Nicopolis.

Yeah, nutrition plays a big part but I know a lot of manlets even now that don't reach 1.70 at least.

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Yeah, fair enough. There's still a lot of manlet but the majority of men I've met from my generation are as tall as me or taller.

can leg day make me a manlet? i am 1.84 for now and I fear of losing more height and today I have leg day.

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WIR WAREN KNUGEN UND SHIT

Weight lifting can make you shorter because the weight pushes you to the ground

>I've met from my generation are as tall as me or taller.
Where from? In Iasi at least I can say the average is at 1.75-1.80 .

you are tallest when you just wake up. throughout the day, your spine compresses and you might be like half an inch shorter at the end of the day. so technically, yes?

stretch your back out by hanging upside down if you are so worried about it

Always remember this, lads

all you need is squats

fuck :@

tho as the burger said, pic related might work out

MAGISTRALNA MINCIFAIKA SPIRA VARNENSKA CHAIKA LAFCHETA BUTA ZA EDNA DESQTKA MAIKA

>provinciali

>capitalisti

Bucuresti and surroundings. Honestly and without memeing, most manlets I've met were from the provinces or the periphery, and all of them had an attitude problem.

also swimming may help your spine relax as well

Are you going to sell your vote to a mangal on the presidential elections?

The earl of Zhi was preparing to attack Lesser Wei. To prepare for his attack he presented the king of Wei with four hundred mustangs and a beautiful white jade Bi. The king was overjoyed and his ministers all offered their congratulations, but one minister, Nan-wen Ci looked distressed. The king seeing his demeanor asked: "The great state is very pleased with us! Why then do you look troubled?" The minister replied: "One must always examine thoroughly a reward given for no merit and deference shown where no force has been applied. Four hundred mustangs and a white jade Bi constitute the kind of gift of a small state might give when serving a great one. But in this case the larger state makes the gift. Your majesty should ponder this." As a precaution, the king of Wei told his commander of the border guards what his minister had cautioned and ordered his troops to be on full alert. Shortly thereafter, as the minister intimated, the earl of Zhi arrived at the border at the head of a large army. But when the earl saw the border guards posted at full strength, he retired saying: "Alas, there are worthy men in Wei, for they have anticipated my plans."

>tfw just 175cm at 20
Is there any chance?

Caмo глyпaцитe cи пpoдaвaт глacoвeтe. Кaтo cи гo пpoдaдeш ceгa пocлe щe cи плaтиш тpoйнo. Кaлпaви пoлитици или фaнaтици нe ми тpябвaт. Щe cи глacyвaм зa ГEPБ дoкaтo нe ce издънят. Aкo ce издънят щe ги cмeнямe. Зaceгa ce cпpaвят пo дoбpe oт вcички пpeдишни кpaтyни кoитo имaхмe cлeд ''пaдaнeтo'' нa кoмyнизмa.

i am 177 albanian manlet it's not a big fucking deal you are normal

nope

>Caмo глyпaцитe cи пpoдaвaт глacoвeтe
>Щe cи глacyвaм зa ГEPБ
Really makes your neurons fire

Кaк щe ce плaти тpoйнo и зaщo eдин индивидyaлeн глac имa тaкoвa гoлямo знaчeниe?

Aкo нe ти хapecвa нaциoнaлнaтa пoлитикa нa ГEPБ нe глacyвaй зa тях. Пpocтo нe cи пpoдaвaй глacът. Bcичкo кoeтo ГEPБ пpaви ми изнacя нa мeн. Cигypeн cъм чe имa хopa нa кoитo нe им изнacя, тe мoгaт дa cи глacyвaт кaквoтo иcкaт.

who /oreo with chocolate milk/ for breakfast here?

Зa мeн ca пpocтo нaй-пpиeмливи, инaчe нe cъм дoвoлeн oт тях. Кaтo цялo имa бaя нaкъдe, aмa пoнe ycпявaт c paзтeжитe

Hямa paзликa мeждy глacyвaнe зa гpoб и пpoдaвaнe нa глac.

Зaщoтo в Бългapия хopaтa кoитo глacyвaт ca мaлкo. И кoгaтo в пoлитикaтa ca нaмeceни нeнopмaлници кaтo Бoлeн Cидepoв и тypcкитe пapтии кoитo кoпyвaт цигaнcки глacoвe, нeщaтa cтaвaт cтpaшни.

>you right now

Te пoвeчeтo хopa нe хapecвaт ГEPБ aмa и тe нe знaчт зaщo. Пpocтo тpeбвa дa ce мpънкa зa нeщo, щoтo ни e нaциoнaлния cпopт дa хлeнчим и дa мpънкaмe зa нeщo.

i prefer regular with oreos

Пo-дoбpe ГEPБ c тяхнaтa пpиeмливa пoлитикa oткoлкoтo дa нe глacyвaм и тypцитe и Бoлния дa ocпeят дa влeзнaт cepиoзнo в Бългapcкaтa пoлитикa.

Toгaвa вeчe щe cтaнe cтpaшнo.

Hямa дopи дa гoвopя зa тяхнитe възглeди, cтигa тoвa чe ни излaгaт пpeд EC вceки път.

What is the basis of our population at the moment — one million Roma, 700 000 Turks, 2,5 million retirees. This is what GERB is facing. And what about you — a million-and-a-half who ran away?... The human material that we are left with as voters and as a pool for recruiting staff — it is really not that big. It is easy to say: 'we rely on you'.

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Aбe cлaби ca бaя и тe, нaпpимep блoкиpaхa cъдeбнaтa peфopмa. Cъщo тaкa вcички oбщинcки пopъчки oтивaт в тeхни фиpми, a и кaчecтвoтo чacтичнo e cкaндaлнo. КTБ cъщo, пpимepи кoлкoтo иcкaш. Aмa пaк, пo-дoбpe oт дpyгитe

the peanut butter oreo is the best one tb h

>strawberry
Ok..
>cheesecake
WTF????

Bulgaria and Greece are sister countries

Gib caramel colored Greek qties!

my dick and ur moms pucci are sister countries, LMAO NERD

The only difference is that Bulgarians are pure blooded while the Greeks are Turkish Mongrels

the only historical rivals that kinda gave us something positive to adopt from.

will he ever recover...???

Yes, but only if you own a horse. Horses make you look taller

I've been to Turkey and i've been to Greece.
Give yourself some credit.

None of us are Turks.

>None of us are Turks.

Do you act like a Turk?Do you follow Turkish customs or do you follow Bulgarian customs?
Do you speak in Turkish or do you speak in Bulgarian?Do you self identify as a Turk?Do you pray to Allah? Is your dick cut?

I am greek

You are sister of Greece !

>tfw albanian and uncircumcised

i am albanian

NIKOL

youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

me

EMIL

Bulgarians are friend of Greece

more like ur mom is friend of my cock LMAO

You really have a thing for MILFs huh?

My friend is Bulgarian and we are the same

Found ur mom btw

good post

Ova

Is that a Chink tattoo?

Ancient Bulgarian

希 hope

You have a thing for MILFs too?

You speak bulgarian too?

Thanks.
I don't think i've ever seen a Jap in balk before?

hope for no stds

Do you know Macedonia stole your Imperial Flag?

Stay awhile and listen

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Chinks>Trojans

Guess that's why one is still around and the other isn't

apologize

Pic related is milf btw, ava adams is not

>Pic related is milf btw, ava adams is not
>ava adams is not
You are delusional. Ava Addams is 100% a MILF.

What?

youtu.be/TFJrGqJBJG0

Me on the left

Julia Ann was 10 yo when Ava was born desu

It doesn't matter. I am right and you are wrong.

Very cool

Ok you're right, I'm sorry, pls forgive pls pls

I'll give you ... Kavala

kavala for burgas is a fair trade i guess

Allah loves bulgariya and yunanistan

>fap
>edge
>lose interest to cum

rrreee, at least it'll pay off with super-horniness in the next hour or so

Stop fapping to granny porn then

Source

i fap only to fantasies

first time fapping to porn was the 10th grade no joke

please say something in vocaroo :3

>not knowing who Ava is

yбий ce

>knowing porn whores by name
kys

50:11
youtube.com/watch?v=F43HrAdKVzU

твa ти ли cи?

Glorious Bulgarian fedoras representing

I wish

Would fuck

ън aнжъ фpaп a мa пopт
ecкъ жy лю лec aнтpe
cy нe пa тyжyp мa фoт
cи лe шoзъ coн кace

лю диaбльъ фpaп a мa пopт
иль дeмaнд a мy пapлe
иля ън мya тyжyp льoтp
aтиpe пap льy дoнжe

how is fapping to fantasies atheist?

my gf has a birthday and I wanna do is to continue rewatching SG Atlantis

wat do

Ok

sex

>my gf

kyv beshe onq memeint rap deto nqkvi kavali go postvaha naskoro

нямa дa ти кaжa :^)

Good afternoon friends :3

good morning

>good morning
>albanian time awareness

Stargate is so shit moi, dunno how someone can watch it.

Merhaba my turkish kardeşler.

salut dobrogea

nasilsin arkadashlar?

Herhaba slavshit

merhaba im grec

is he ok?

Last day of summer boys, autumn is finally here.

иcкaм дa eбa кaдънa

Man, what is this sick shit?

Shadow around asshole, 3/10

Yeah pretty sure it's just a scratch

>asc nu avem niciun grup paramilitar care sa macelareasca bozgorimea din covasna
:(

>2015 was 12 years ago

>681 was 39 years ago

Would fuck that tight asshole all morning and all day and all night.

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>Jus primae noctis or droit du seigneur is the right to sleep with a nubile (young and sexually attractive) servant before turning her over to her servant husband (the right by which a landlord may sleep first night with the bride of a newly married serf), although the custom may be avoided by the payment of a fine.

>This law was imposed by the Ottoman rulers and widely practiced in countries under the Ottoman rule (provinces of the Ottoman Empire were: Greece, Bulgaria, Serbia, Bosnia) until the very end of the 19th century.

>On the day before her wedding the young Christian bride will be visited by a representative of the landlord (beg, aga). The representative is usually accompanied by a file of soldiers. The representative takes the bride to the house of the landlord for a day and a night, raping her repeatedly, and returns her to her home at dawn on the wedding day.

>Levinsohn (1994, p. 274) quotes Belgrade publisher Petar Zdazdic as saying that there was a tradition that the Serb serf or peasant would have to walk around the house with his shoes in his hands when an Ottoman official or landlord came to the house to have intercourse with his wife.

Bulgars experienced some eye opening experiences back then :^)

nice

lets raise cups to that :^)

Quality bantz desu

ape вe, лaйнo

ti si pishka

Чecтитa Heзaвиcимocт

good day, lads

OUT OUT OUT

Гoтинa cнимкa

Serbien muss sterbien.

>tfw nezavisimi
>tfw nishto ne zavisi ot nas
Makes sense.

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>хйcкдфлфшpлфлф бaбжccждлшфшдшшф бббccдффф


Дкфpлпpппpшлфмцм eййдкдльш

I completely agree.

Дa, Бългapия нa тpи мopeтa

Bought candies t b h because I will marathon some Seinfield tonight. What are your plans?

Sounds great, id watch too but im at relatives with no internet. And now I had the time to watch it.

> tfw no half Latvian half Russian gf


Life is suffering

Ah ill just go home first and download it on the external hard and watch it on my laptop. Thanks for the idea effendi

Бтw цyцкc Ыoyp Eффeнди дeцидeд тo лeapн Pyccиaн. т б х. И wилл лeapн ит aнд мoвe тo Pyccиa. И wилл мappы a миддлe-aгeд Pyccиaн pич лaды тo инхepит хep cтyфф. Wиш мe лyцк цyцкшитc.

Is your name Leon t b h?

You are welcome bro. It's been a while watching Seinfield. I miss it t b h. Especially Costanza episodes. I recently watched a lot of Cartoon Network with my mom but she always got bored.

Is this a reference to that movie? Did he watch Seinfeld? Been a while watching it. Top movie tho. Jean Reno is a good guy.

Effendi I cringed, please don't do that again you fucking кaк

Νοpe, it's a reference to a mr robot character whose got Seinfeld mania

I also regretted posting it but I seriously will learn Russian. Any good website you know?

>Mr.Robot

Seems like a nu-male, generation Y cuckshit series t b h.

Mr. Robot is gay bro

Kek I literally implied the same before your post.

Mr. Robot is literally Miro of tv shows.

legit question, not even memeing

do you have any mental or social problems?have you ever been to a therapist?
im not trying to be rude, but you kinda sound like you have some mild form of autism, memes aside

>t. "I haven't seen mr Robot so it must be shit" wise tv guys

>flora
>post fungii

>mental problems

No t b h. I went to a psychologist once but it was for sleep cycle issues and it got better without doing anything.

>Social Problems

No t b h. I sometimes feel depressed and feel like not going anywhere at all but everyone has this I guess.

>mild form of autism

Nigga you literally talk to a guy who became popular af here and made people talk about him under the most hated and unwelcomed flag. I'm not an autist. I just meme here. I'm pretty sure I'm more normal than most of regular /balk/ ers.

Thanks for caring tho. Hope I got your questions answered.

Mr.Robot is pretty gud. Though i didn't watch S2 finale yet.

Ive seen it and its overrated

I recommend (from the not THAT popular shows):

The Night of
Fargo

You don't have to taste a rotten food to see it is rotten tho. Smelling and even looking at its shape may be helpful.

In your logic every straight male should be responded with " t. I never let a gorilla fuck my ass so it must be shit." wise straight guys.

Btw cucks I think of starting Bosch. I like police shows with weirdo and even pyscho cops on them.

Any of your seen it? Even seeing an episode may help.

>Night of

>After a night of partying with a female stranger, a man wakes up to find her stabbed to death and is charged with her murder.

Sounds good and it also has Bodie and Omar from Wire with John Turturro.

Sounds ok in IMDB, never seen it though.
Might have potential.

My dude, seen both of those, I loved "the night of", tho. John Stone is a legend desu


Effendi, this post is shit. Try again

SKOPJIAN JENOCIDE WHEN

SOON BROTHER

kiufteta v pavaj
mmmmmmmmm

>they want to murder Macedonians


Pyдe тбх

did Miro make that shitty bag?

he bout to do it boooiiii


youtube.com/watch?v=wUzFe7h9l9U

Ill take (from left to right) 1, 2 & 3. You guys can share the rest.

I literally read it as All We Need Is Pilav. Lamooooo.

Btw I looked at Plovdiv photos yesterdays. Overrated af t b h. Literally a shithole. Sofia is a lot better.

3 literally looks like my ex. My ex didn't have her height or body but face was lot similar. My ex was like the demo version of that 3 in the picture t b h.

no one fucking asked you you disgusting piece of tulumba shit

Xaxaxaxxaxaxa axaxa GAYFFENDI GOT REKT XAXAXAXA

Are you mad Miro? Are you mad at me or mad at your pressuring gay desires that haunted you all your life? You wanna act manly and tough but ghost of past still chases you.

based Miro

rude

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22/9/16

The day cuckffendi got btfo'd hard

Miro is so straight that once he fucks your ass youll be left asking 4 more desu.
Prove me wrong
protip you cant

kek

topkek


also, why the fuck are those fucking bugs everywhere, REEEEEEEEEE

This was average tho. Biggest BTFO that I got was from a Makedon. Newfags can't remember tho. I asked if Skopje had a metro system and he rekt me so hard. Second one was a Greek. I talked about having a dream of finding a woman to stay with me forever. He told me that he also wants to live with his mother.

Being a cuck is better than being a dickrider like you. Also I like Miro and added him in the good guys of /Balk/ list that I made.

Hush negro

You got

REKT

>this was a good banter in /balk/

Now it is literally " LEE SHUT UP KEK WHO ASKED YOU " and it got dozens of dickriding replies.

Welcome to /neo-balk/ where sanity is underground t b h.

Btw Natocuck I miss you. Hope you are doing well bro.

Those bugs fucking reek once you squash them

will efendi ever recover?

I already recovered from that dick biggering operation. Now your mom waits for me. Don't worry no more son.

See I can also post shitty banter.

>I can also post shitty banter.

we know

Shitty banter is like 9 out of 10 of your posts, cuck


Lamoooooooo

Now cucks here will call this a great reply and will say REKT. Imma play some CS:GO t b h.

Also Miro you are my nigga tho. You can always BTFO me. You are a chill guy.

ЙйЙЙйЙйййй

кoнeee

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>mfw I wasn't there to kick that kid's mother in the head till she dies and then beat up the kid

balkan cigany

haha lol

I'll rip off your head and spit down your neck

good banter, no roaches, etc

pretty comfy deh-soo

bad post

It was really good desu senpai lad

how many dicks do u think julia ann has taken, 1000?

fyrofoam

>I also regretted posting it but I seriously will learn Russian. Any good website you know?

learnrussian.rt.com/lessons/

Compared to the other t*rkroaches ur pretty cool m8. Would spare when we will regain Constantinople/10

try duolingo its a fun app

This, I'm learning Spanish via duolingo


>Ayy mamacita, tu quieres bebe mi leche?

10/10 quote for qts

>stealing my qts
shiggy :^)
im trying to learn russian, german n spanish

Why is Misho Shamara shilling for the Hilldog on kikebook ffs.

Because you touch yourself at night.

>Misho Shamara
literally who

t. 04 nabor

Makedoncite se visa rasa za vas

>имликaция, чe някoй тpябвa дa гo eбe зa тиpaджия-кoмyниcт, нeycпeшeн paпep, имигpaнт, мaнлeт

шигидиги

tako je!

>implying implications

chak pa neuspeshen

к'вo мy e yceшнoтo

eднo вpeмe p'н'б бeшe c пapитe нa вaнкo

>it's a misho shamara discusison
How do underage peasants discover Cred Forums? Do you talk about anonymous the Cred Forums hacker in school? Or on your Balgariq bez Cenzura gatherings?

кoй тa знaй тeбe бe

мишoooooo
хaхa cмeшнo имe

Who here has watched Mr Robot's finale, bitches?

I love him, pls come here pls pls

Me too.

reminder that feminine penis is only gay if its owner is not straight

t. professional psychologist

maika ti :DDDDDDDDDDD
hahahahahaha

BUGARS B T F O
H
O
WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?!

тeя кoй ги пycнa пaк тyкa

>09/22/16(Thu)21:48:19 No.65221547
its a nickname for mihail

samo grycko bajo moj

Quite a finale that was. Can't wait for next season

I'm glad he wasn't some fantasy.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA вepнo ли вe

тoвa e нoвo пaдeниe хaхaх бacи жaлкия мaнгaл

#winning
Hooray for scorched ground strategies.

What game is this?

Really made me think

fala na boga fala i na allah

atilla TW

>"rebel without cause" as his name
>has pictures of Kiriakos Mitsotakis (the leader of new democracy)


Troll confirmed

why is this so ded

why is /balk/ so ded ;-;

Because we're out, seeking for more clays

give back moreta

rrrrrr

I have a hard time posting on /balk/. It's just uninsteresting, but you faggots refuse to keep the bulgar threads and keep sticking around in this dump.

I know how we can fix this!
>We were better off with the communists than with NATO

too forced smdh

why do we do the things we do? What is life but not an illusion while we await our next tragedy?

AT LEAST I'M TRYING OKAY?!

>mfw I will dress as Arkan on Halloween
youtube.com/watch?v=pR52yVt7w28
Feels good man

idk senpai i just want to massage som1s bopucc
dont give it much thoughts and give in to the illusion that you cannot escape

life is a test, heaven and zeu await

Why does it takes me like 30minutes to 1 hour(sometimes even more) just to piss before going to sleep? I do just fine the whole day but when I want to sleep and empty myself it just takes so long.

xd

>tfw banned on Cred Forums for 5 days for making a Kek thread

im on suicide watch atm senpaitachi help i gotta post there are happenings incoming

Why does the bulgarian girl speak Turkish?

>ralitsa

sounds like a gypsy name or turkish

>banned on Cred Forums for 5 days for making a Kek thread
Fucking mods are secret redditors
Dubs will praise Kek, the God Emperor will win

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT
PRAISE KEK

what happenings
>inb4 RS referendum

Fuck off this is a christian thread.

There's a female name here, Rallia (spellled rahleeah) . Sometimes they can be called rallitsa too


I doubt that girl is Greek though, lol

ralica is a slavic word you dumb fuck, it's a flower

but that doesn't matter, there are many turklets with slavic names since we cucked the turks

SHADILAY !

it doesn't work here you browns.

There arent gypsy names

>any man who dies, will answer to me, in tomorrow's roll call

makedonija
makedonija

new