Australian Aboriginals are the most ancient civilization on earth

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/sep/21/indigenous-australians-most-ancient-civilisation-on-earth-dna-study-confirms?CMP=share_btn_tw

I knew this country was glorious.

Even older than us?
Contratulations Australia-senpai!

Ahh yes, Australia

>Ancient
>Australian
>Civilization

>civilization

>The analysis shows that their ancestors were probably the first humans to cross an ocean, and reveals evidence of prehistoric liaisons with an unknown hominin cousin.

Who could have seen that coming?

...

>“There is no evidence for a magic mutation that made us human,” said Willerslev.
makes sense

>40,000 years
>Invented a fucking stick

"civilization"

>civilization

a stick that combacks to you.
Thats space age shit.

plus they surivived fucking australia with nothing. Thats hard mode. If a naked european was in the bush hed die by nightfall.

""""civilisation""""

a stick that combacks to you.
Thats space age shit.

plus they surivived fucking australia with nothing. Thats hard mode. If a naked european was in the bush hed die by nightfall.

>Australia
>"""Civilization"""

Cred Forums BTFO

abbos were indeed kangs

Why you do dis to me Canada? Why twice?

>boomeranged

1/4 most ancient human on Earth here. Praise me

Is this you

>abbos
>civilization

dayyum
wuz dey build Ayers Rock?

How can abbos be the oldest civilisation when they still haven't created civilisation?

Christ those are some recessive genes

No we wouldnt.