Why do Americans only eat cheese pizza?

Why do Americans only eat cheese pizza?

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People who order cheese pizza get made fun of in America, even moreso than the pineapple lovers.

Cheese does not make a pizza
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Ananás in pizza shouldn't be as good as it is. Especially when it's hot and almost burns you.

Chicken + Ananás pizza is goat, though.

Nobody ever, ever eats cheese pizza. Even anchovy pizza is more popular.
Everybody knows the winning combo is pineapple and pepperoni.

Cheese Pizza is present at events with many people to avoid offending people with a specific topping preference or allergy. It's somewhat silly given that many other toppings of pizza are also present, but still, there you have it.

i like sausage on mine, sometimes pineapple and some other meats.

If I wanted chicken I'd fucking eat an actual chicken. Why would I drive my order up? Only toppings I really like to get are Jalapenos from Dominos (they offer two free toppings with the promotion I use). If I buy Pizza from a local place, which I do most of the time, I will definitely be buying plain.

Pepperoni is just cheap Chouriço, though. I honestly don't love it because it tastes exactly like bad chouriço most of the time.

It's alright, 2bh. I think the Spanish Chorizo (IDK if your Chourico is the same) is a bit too strong to put on a pizza.

>1998+18
>still watching maddox

I wouldn't put chouriço on a pizza either, I just never liked the taste of pepperoni in general.

The Spanish chorizo I had was spicier but less meaty than our good chouriço. But we have a seasoning type and a proper eating type, so I imagine they do too and I just ate some seasoning chorizo, which is usually spicier and with cheaper meat.

Pão com chouriço is goat for hangovers, though.

pineapple + ham + jalapeno

desu

Do Americans have BBQ Meatlovers?

both of these are accurate

Yep, BBQ meat is a very popular topping here.

>"so guys want kind of pizza should we get?"
>that one dude that's insistent on sausage

Fuck you.
There's nothing wrong with that.

Not really outside of California, tbqh.

Do Americans like egg on their pizza?

Wait. Who gets the egg? Does each person get a tiny slice from it, since it's at the centre?

I'm getting the feeling that Australia's even worse than the West Coast with Pizza.

Do Americans like meat pie with their pizza?

Sausage is by far the best pizza topping

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the egg is in the centre so everyone gets a bit but the yolk will be entirely on one or two slices so we play a game called eggy to decide who gets the prime yolk pieces

So margherita pizza ? or is it different?

Cheese pizza is for children

Pepperoni is the best pizza topping and generally goes solo but sometimes onions are appropriate company.

Why do Australians not celebrate 4th of July?

This

Do Australians like cream pie with their pizza?

Literally Heartattack: The Pizza.

This 2bh.

>eating art

HERESY

>CP
Reported. This board is pepperoni+ only.

We're talking about child porn right

"Hey, we're ordering some pizzas, you want anything?"
"I'm a vegetarian, can we get one just cheese pizza?"
>eats half of one slice, rest of pizza completely wasted because normal people like toppings
Fucking snowflakes, man.

You're almost completely wrong.

No I'm not, here it's mostly either Pepperoni or Sausage, with mushrooms and onions as ancillary toppings and Cheese Pizza for large gatherings or vegetarians.

How about this

BBQ meatlovers is a thing just about everywhere, not just California.

Hmmm, here, and in SW Utah by my Grandfather' house, it's only "Supreme" and "Meat lovers" without reference to BBQ.

Only in gourmet/boutique restaurants.

Well if Utah doesn't have it then I guess nobody does.

Also not existent in Chicago, a city prolific in Pizza, 2bh. Where are you from?

One of the "BBQ capitals" of the US.
Honestly, Chicago doesn't surprise me. They call tomato casserole "pizza".

Ah, also doesn't surprise me as well given your Barbecuing experience. I myself don't like the 'go 'za, although some friends of mine do, but Chicago is also pretty good with thin crust pizza. That being said, I stick with Pepperoni most of the time, so I shouldn't be talking about other topping 2bh.

degenerate

That pizza looks fatastic.

italifags trying to copy the greeks

Oh boy is this the pizza thead? Here is authentic full English pizza

They don't cause they don't have regular bbq sauce the same as Australia, their bbq is Australia's Smokey bbq sauce

I assure you, we have every kind of bbq sauce.

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They would get called pussies, but they're worse than pussies. Even pussies like at least pepperoni on their pizza.

Not by itself. You need something with it.

But anytime ANYTIME you suggest adding another topping he just keeps insisting "No, only sausage"

>not eating a whole pizza on your own
A-Are you a cute grill? :3

No, but I know one who'd eat a pizza with me after sex :DD

Objectively false.

Kys.