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Pirate scumbags
Bart
machines
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who should rule the world?
the english
EVERY BODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
The meek
looks like are nige on Hitler's right
Do you lads think I could shag her without the bf around?
that's king Edward VIII
immoral slut
the traitor king
She obviously just enjoys getting a good ol' spitroast
Nothing wrong with that
theyre gonna force you to suck his dick and take it in the arse la its not worth it you think its a free ticket to free pussy delivered from a cuck but in reality its like those blindfolded poor boys in the pornos that i only saw once
if hitler went full retard because his (((shills))) were all getting purged hahahaha
That doesn't sound like fun at all
bored and started playing wolf 3d
amusing how it manages to be better than 99% of modern shooters, $5 well spent
TWO PINTS OF MILK
cheeky bugger
Helga Lovekaty
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Tatar whore
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fuck canada and everything that lives there
why in the absolute fuck is this thread so slow?
this fucking canadian destroying /brit/ just like how he destroyed /cum/
I'm watching Father Ted so I can't keep this shitheap afloat
>british ""cheese""
worse than Nassim DeHouche t b h
>American """"cheese""""
fuck off yank
>American """""Cheese"""""
hahahahah
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black people are overgrown toddlers
FOY. this is a classic British invention. Stop stealing our credit, yank.
>Australian """"Cheese""""
why do Australians always post such low quality images?
25 kb jpeg really?
that's just embarrassing
good post lad
Australians are yanks
Not enjoy your gimmick in the slightest tbqhwyf
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El Gordo MejicANO.......
FUCK
>show off own boobs
lewd slut
>30% female
sup ladettes
The fat Mexican.......
>lewd
>slut
FOY
who else's boobs would she show off?
*30% of male posters pretend to be female
I'm a girl
COR BLIMEY GARETH
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ah yes, progressives
your mum's
Post pikachu hahaha
>Muslim speaking with an English accent
Lmao'ing @ this
mm okay
>an English accent
Yanks everyone
choon lads
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good shite
The Fat MexicANUS
She's Australian you daft cunt. It's not our fault you are mentally incapable of telling the difference
I wish 4channers weren't autistic in real life
>A Yank thought I had an English accent once
DIRE
I sound nothing like it.
post machines
bit nervous about the debate lads
what if trump fucks up
what if he says something stupid
what if shillary manages to impress people
it's all too much. there's so much on the line this election. if shillary wins she'll turn my country into europe
You shouldn't spoon feed him, he won't learn
>She's Australian
umm, excuse me....
you should be so lucky
cucknadian accents are dreadful.
having a lol at this pic
Even funnier in that case
alright?
>cucknadian accents are dreadful.
that's what I have
>But WAtoday can reveal the man getting yelled at is notorious far-right figure Dennis Huts.
>he recently posted a video on a right-wing group's Facebook page, that WAtoday has decided not to identify, threatening to bring "a rain of s--t" to Fremantle council unless the city's restores Australia Day fireworks cancelled after being deemed 'culturally insensitive.'
>Huts has been connected to a range of right-wing activities, including taking an anti-Muslim banner to a Western derby between West Coast and Fremantle earlier in the year.
>WAtoday understands the right-wing group orchestrates incidents like the one at Curtin to then upload them onto YouTube and their Facebook page to garner support.
>Huts took to the right-wing group's Facebook page to tell his supporters he "was attacked by a Muslim woman and some of her Marxist friends".
>He had originally uploaded the verbal stoush at Curtin on his Facebook page, but it was deleted.
wow, fair and balanced coverage, not leftist leaning at all
>what if trump fucks up
>what if he says something stupid
He's been doing this starting day 1 of his campaign and it's only gained him supporters in part because people fuck up and say stupid shit all the time so they feel a connection there as opposed to someone whose every word is carefully scripted and based on focus group results
>what if shillary manages to impress people
I believe her to be wholly incapable of such
gf me
>been lifting for a year now
>doesn't remotely look like I lift
Rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Maybe it's because I'm 6'5" and the muscle's all spread out r-right guys?
>that video quality
>Published on Sep 21, 2016
that lad needs a new phone
>Australia Day fireworks cancelled after being deemed 'culturally insensitive.'
pathetic "country"
eat more you runt, sounds like you haven't even read the sticky.
change your routine up
I've seen more progress in the last year than in the previous two
Muslims are more racists than Christians. Why don't we have right to criticize Muslims?
It was downloaded from Facebook, for some reason that always results in completely shit quality. Maybe they don't allow HD downloads or some shit
Has the shitposting calmed down yet
Anyone get that thing where it feels like there's a bubble in your heart that causes pain when you breath in
I suppose it's more likely an issue with my left lung tbqh
goes after 5 mins or so.
permabulking here ama
unironically considering walking to the shop solely to buy a cheesecake
(((he))) does not post machines
>One council cancels fireworks
>Entire country elects Justin "Currentyear" Trudeau
Ah yes embarrassing
literally have the same thing
think its a genetic thing with the cartilage getting caught
>American constantly eating at a calorific surplus
Quelle surprise.
Current Year Man has done jack shit though and sent the army into Africa at least.
*calls you fat*
nah jokes haha
Do you at least have decent lifts?
precordial catch syndrome
literally just ant to lie in bed and listen to dank choons for hours but I'm a wage-slave
end it boyos
Need to start my own side-businesses, shame I have no applicable skills hehe
wew, thanks.
Might just come to /brit/ instead of the doctors next time I've got an ailment.
could whore out your bp
>sent the army into Africa at least
Yeah to vaccinate children and distribute food
He's helping the African population boom
but he could say something exceptionally stupid
like "ooga booga gibsmedat" or something
nah m8 i'm a hungry skeleton, unironically been put on mirtazapine by my doctor because it's an appetite stimulant
makes me a sleepy cunt too so i'm basically snorlax now
prob not best, they have google AND knowledge. I had it for decades and looked it up this year so knew what it was.
better than bombing Asaad and destabilizing the middle east/helping ISIS.
He basically said something even stupider complete with gestures when he made fun of that guy in the wheelchair
Trump could murder someone in Times Square in broad daylight and people would still support him
Nah not really by ensuring constant chaos in the middle east you ensure that the pakis keep genociding each other which is good because we need fewer pakis on this planet
oath lad, go get yourself a snack then x
i remember that
it was pretty offensive to be honest haha
doing a therameme
you can rub my tummy when im finished x
meme idea: literally go to a barber and ask to have your shit fucked up
here To I even Begin, We Dont talk much at all and Even though that may be I know that If I need something I can come to you. I think of you as a close friend ive known for a while now. Personally we need to talk every day just saying xD we were close at one point I want to get back to bein close cause I really actually Miss you. Your Funny Sweet and Caring. Shine like the sun off the water my friend but ya anyway Message meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>a former reality tv star and all around madman has a legitimate chance at becoming the leader of the free world
>leftists believe the alt-right is a world-ending menace when in reality it's edgy teenagers and manchildren shitposting on the internet
>the other candidate is literally funded by big banks and foreign governments and almost died while walking out of a rally to her car
convinced that the singularity has happened and we are living in a computer simulated universe
trimming the nose hair lads
cleanliness is next to godliness
behold a female runt
stop
then why did they have to simulate the pain so well?
breaking the law
breaking the law
Ouch
>edgy teenagers and manchildren
i am NOT an edgy manchild!
shouting; lager lager lager
Sophisticated choon
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doing a smooth jazz listen while munching a durrie on my veranda
>(2.45 MB, 1920x1080)
Shan't be opening this
neither shall I
doing a smooth jizz while munching on a curried vagina
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doing a do
update #1: done the do
update #2: thanks for the gold haha
Remember getting a demo disk for a game in a cereal box that had trailers of Lego Island on it. Was really young and always wanted to play it but didn't know how I could lel.
Those 30% are all the smug lolies on Cred Forums and /jp/
hahaha holy shit same I remember trying everything and clicking everthing to get it to work
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Think I pretty much did the same lel. I remember being super bummed out about not being able to find it on the disc. Didn't know what trailers were.
lefty ones try too hard and don't get the characters right.
WHA'LL BE KANGZ BUT CHERLIE??
Every time I enter this general I can't stop laughing because of the critically high autism levels
alri lads
alri
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Fuck OFF you jacobite yank cuck
This is a staunch Williamite general
good post
fuck me lad when does monsoon season end, the storms are daily now
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It feels later this year. I give it another 2 or 3 weeks.
I got fucking drenched last night even with an umbrella.
Lads I'm gay what do??
Shag a bloke up the arse I suppose
ahaha
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bend over then lad let's have a go
soliciting a do
*unbuttons my trousers*
*pulls them down to my ankles*
Alri lad but I'm not gay this is just for the banter haha
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getting a bit fed up of these nignogs
Same especially since this shite is going on in my own state
I always hoped we wouldn't get any BLM nonsense here but looks like that was just wishful thinking
>the Dutch
Feck reminds me I need to invest in a sturdy quality umbrella
My shitty pop up one barely holds up here
>carrying an umbrella
no self respecting man should ever carry an umbrella
wear a fucking jacket ffs
I need one that can handle horizontal rain
THAILAAAD
just now found out that seinfeld ended in 1998
that's weird because i could have sworn there was an episode about it being the year 2000
morning lads
Had a wank and now doing a poo
You'll look like a guy, in a jacket, that's just jumped into a swimming pool.
Which is fine if you're going home, If you're on your way somewhere, not so good.
:/
morning
Move to the PNW and say that
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very impressive
Maybe it was curb your enthusiasm
It's called a rain coat and a hat
>move to one of the most liberal and heroin addicted places on earth
Gonna have to pass on that one senpai
nah it was definitely seinfeld because it had that fat bloke in it
>2016
>wearing hats
poofter
There have been over 500 black on black murders in Chicago alone this year, why aren't blm protesting there? Because black life only has a value when it can service the narrative of being oppressed by the evil white establishment. Blacks are professional victims
I don't think you fully appreciate the kind of weather I'm talking about here.
>thailad is black
really makes you think
doop off
hats are stylish AND functional
back in the good old days a man would never leave home without a hat
>women drops her money when buying a bus ticket
>stop it falling off the bus, pick it up and hand it to her
>don't even get a thank you
bitch
going to work bye
take it back, thems the rules
have a nice day
I do
I lived in Manila for 3 years
I remember seeing 3 feet of standing water in the streets on a regular basis during the rainy season
Valium was in everything food that I ate
So you know you're basically fucked either way.
I didn't even bring anything today, just going to yolo in a t-shirt and jeans from the underground to my flat.
just came across this little peng
NEED her to be my gf
really makes you think
Be my bf :3
really wish Northern would fuck off and get better trains already
Who here /arrivabus/
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>using public transport
Sure fire way to identify yourself as a runt
Such a disgusting racist thread
>Underground: 25 minute journey.
>Driving in rush hour traffic: 2 to 3 hour journey.
RUNT PRIDE
>not wanting to save money AND save the environment at the same time
ah yes it makes much more sense to buy a car for thousands of pounds and pay csr insurance and road tax for the opportunity to have a stressful 40 minute drive to and from work daily rather than just buy a season ticket for the train which takes 20 minutes and i can shitpost on /brit/ while commuting
lanklets BTFO
she grim
Ah yes, the runts first line of defense: aggressive sarcasm. What it neglects to realise is that there are in fact other forms of transportation, namely cycling.
She looks like a fat Kiera Knightley
>Hillary Clinton had 2 pneumonia vaccinations
>got pneumonia
Ah yes vaccinations good goy get vaccines
>tfw a thicc amazonian qt will never crush your bollocks under her stilettos
gf called me "daddy" today
Quite pleased
ah yes it makes much more sense to leave the house at 7:30 every morning to cycle 12 miles to work by which point i will be exausted, sweasy and stressed and then have to do the same thing home
>Kiera Knightley
She has a fine face but should really consider eating solid food occasionally at least
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Yanks BTFO
Is she a new Jersey whore?
>.uk
Shan't be visiting this virus site
>blah blah yanks blah blah blah
She was a hooooah
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Do some people just HAVE to have something to complain about in order to function?
Ah, a fat runt. I see. I ought to have a talk with its owner, he's been overfeeding.
I see the irony of your post is lost on you
the walk the station is a good 2 miles so not fat
t. southerner
On a bus back from work with my suitcase
Little do they know it's filled with half a dozen bags of noodles
Bout to catch a pidgey lads, wish me luck
Public transport and noodles? Hmm, quite the runt. I wonder how much its owner would want for it. I could probably sell tickets to the hunt to make up the cost later.
that's a pidove
Probably takes you the same amount of time overall then, just cycle you pleb.
On your bike tyke
what's some good european bread
I have childhood memories of going Belgium and getting some top loaves
Anything that isn't French. Don't know why they insist on making baguettes you could break rocks with
Hovis best of both
>not Warburtons
lol
no.
imagine unironically living in rochdale
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
Middle-class twat
I'm sorry that your childhood food memories revolve around Greggs the bakers
Just caught myself humming Billy Joel's Uptown Girl.
*posts the daily dose webm with sound*
I just had a massive dump
Just had a massive pump (of my cock)
unironically sitting on the toilet right now
>US Secretary of State John Kerry called for aircraft to be grounded in parts of the country so a ceasefire agreement can be extended.
then
>Rebel-held areas of Aleppo in Syria have suffered their most intense bombing by warplanes in months, according to reports.
it's quite funny how incompetent the yanks are
doing a poo
having a wank
sittin' own de toilit
sittin' own de toilit
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>Naked Nigel, the God Kek and modern politics
They literally link to knowyourmeme
really doubt it was a mistake t-b-h
something fucky going on as always
quite glad Cred Forumss childish memes are being exposed to the masses :)
I wish gays would stop visiting my profile.
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brings a tear to my eyes
Praise Cuck
doing a post
Hillary told me they were a serious threat from white supremacists
Think we should give Thatcher's body the Cromwell treatment desu
thread is suspiciously dead
>drivers licence needs renewing
>my photo is a 17yo slim, handsome face
>I'm now an overweight neckbeard
just fucking kill me
hahahahaaaaaa....
faggot
That first sip of the day...
cheers
just lost a 1v1 and now i'm feeling upset
>monster
>not relentless
you disgust me
dust2 lets go
Cycling > public transport > being a cager runt
it was an rts
which one?
red alert 2
Get the Shockwave mod for Generals lad
TW WH
cheeky
>cycling
>wearing a swimming hat and gay shorts.
If you browse via the catalogue, you're a runt
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>2007 was 9 years ago
waiting for my mum to come home with my dinner x
Bit bloody dead today lads
i bet you are you fat bastard
could listen to mistress t all day
very strange
get jobs you runts
feels like the entire internet is a bit dead
doing my worst
none of you have made posts worth replying to. put in a better effort in your future endeavours please
you don't know me nor my time shifts
Bellend genuinely smells like fish food
Fish food genuinely smells like bellend
oversight committee hearing about clinton emails is in 5 hours if anyone cares(i doubt any of you do care i just felt like posting this because it's a fairly big deal)
did they do this already? and she was guilty, but meh..
So now what exactly is happening?
haven't washed the willy in 2 days now
absolutely reeks
does tim have a job or does he collect autismbux?
And to think the JFs get grief for the quality of their posts on /brit/
hillary's IT guy, who used bleachbit to wipe the emails, will be showing up today. he was supposed to show up last week but didn't. this same guy was also caught asking reddit for advice on how to delete the emails. the guy was given an immunity deal by the state department which means he can't be prosecuted(even though he should be), but this means he has to spill the beans in front of congress today and tell them everything he knows, live on camera for everyone to see
the stench of fetid SHIT fills my nostrils
It just seems like there's evidence enough already to prosecute her if there was any intention to do so.
He's a customer support supervisor at a Santander call centre
there is but they couldn't prove intent. the hope today is that combetta will say "hillary told me to wipe the emails" and then there will be proof of intent, and she'll go down(hopefully)
I don't think mainland Europeans quite understand how important this case is, what with our being a common law nation with a precedent based legal system
Ah right..
Sing you little redditor
Isn't there precedent already for this kind of case? I mean obviously not so high profile, but mishandling of classified documents or whatever.
greetings fellow anglos how do you do
As-salamu alaykum Mohammed Ahmed Sven al-Nordi
Maybe I'm ignorant to the way this sort of thing works, but I would argue that this case is high profile enough that the judges will treat precedent as sort of secondary, with whatever happens with this case becoming the new standard
I'm not a lawyer so I'm just talking out of my ass though
*leans back in my chair, contemplative as brahms plays loudly in the background *
Maybe... No. NO!
*throws my pen against a wall*
blast this writers block, I now declare myself /brit/s silenced poster
wot de bloody fok ill nip ya mate
>Congress is going to impeach a presidential candidate and wife of a former president
People unironically believe this?
bill was impeached. people like to forget this
>Congress is going to impeach a president
People unironically believe this?
>nigs
>bill was impeached
For getting a blowie from an intern, nobody was ever going to prison for that. And he was still acquitted because of course he was.
but they were trying to nail him for years. they finally caught him lying under oath about a blowjob
he got a telling off cause he lied in court
might get a cheeky early night
Please do
Remember that time we almost went to war over fucking Oregon?
dog next door is going off its nut for no reason again
hope it dies x
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yeah i remember it like it was yesterday
*walks off and talks to someone else*
>Mary Berry quits the great British bake off, saying "I'll always stay with the BBC"
Think I found something for innuendo bingo lads
*you slip over a banana peel*
I'm not through talking to you, boy
waheyyyyyyyyy
Oregon a qt tbf
How easy is it to switch t'leccy, you southern poofs?
waiting for the new tbqhwyf
>there are people from my generation whose grandparents fought in WW2
>my great grandfather was in the korean war
it just don't make no sense
t. spermatozoon
redpill me on pensylvania
>spermatozoon
*copies this into google*
ah yes of course
*strokes chin*
>spermatozoon
can't believe I have to share a thread with such literal children
You're low class white / black trash, your family breeds early and often
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haha have you lads seen this one it's a riot
Things will work out in the end right, lads?
shall not be opening this
Read Candide by Voltaire, and also the Story of Solon about Creosus. they contain all the information you need.
Maybe after I catch up on Hollyoaks
good plan.
has /brit/ seen this movie?
the camp town ladies sing this song doo-dah doo-dah
>go to hairdresser
>"you like it swept up and to the side right?"
>yeah
>cuts it
>longer on one side and short on the other side
>didnt even notice this till I got home
>looks stupid
ahh yes very impressive
serves you right for getting such a gimpy haircut you pleb
Go back and get it fixed. Repeat business his how hairdressers stay afloat, she won't want to lose a customer who's so reliable she's memorised what you're going to ask for
more beans mr taggart
take a pic lad give us a twirl
*sips an energy drink*
ah yes delicious runtmilk
*filters the word 'runt'*
new
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very good film that