Dear Japanese

Dear Japanese,
do NOT come to my country!
You are the worst tourists we have. It's a nightmare...

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Im sorry

>...
japanese or tumblr or reddit spotted

So I can keep coming. Good.

hello

I like you but only from a safe distance
Do not come to Poland and if you must, please properly learn how to behave (from Polish people on the Internet, not stupid tourist guides)

You are fine but you're so Americanised that banter kills your kinds
Please learn to take a joke at Israel

behave ffs

There's not anything to see in Poland anyway. Not much of a tourist destination.

fuck you, we have this and that also some more

That is not entirely true... There are nice places to see, but the Jap does the following instead:
>go by plane
>exit the plane and enter the bus
>get to the city centre in a bus
>make photos of whatever happens to be there, discuss work in Japanese, ignore locals completely
>someone approaches and says 'hi!'
>get red faced, run autistically back into the bus, back into the airport, and back into japan
>tell people Poland is bad

are you indonesia or poland?

sorry im on my phone so i cant hover over the flag and find out

Kek which parallel world do you live in?

i am poland
Are you Jap?
Do not come
I want Viets to come

Bydgoszcz

last time I've met Jap tourists was when there was some Jewish folklore music festival nearby

they were four (4) very excited old ladies, one of them breddy qt and kawaii

I think that's the filthy Chinks desu, they do the same thing here. Japs are ok

They come here every day and all I hear is their DAKATAKASHITASHIMAS language
Do not want

No, the Chinese are rare here but if they do come, they're more childish but also more sociable, so it's easier to talk to them
Japs are fucking weird

Anons, is it worth it to major in polish?
Poland’s future looks bright to me.
also living in Poland is not bad i guess

>not creating containment resorts for retarded monkey tourists like sunny beach
it's like you want to suffer

If you want our money, be a dog and obey us.
We are rich country but you are poor country

great haiku, sato-kun

>Korean
Now I heard bad stories about you guys, but I never met a Korean

I don't want my city to rely on tourism. I want someone interesting to talk to, and with most tourists it's easy, Japs tho are turboshy and this is insulting

We don't want or need your money. Learn to behave

By the way, to all of you mongs that for some reason I can't comprehend thing I am talking about the Chinese

I am specifically saying that the Japs are the worst, and Chinks are fairly alright when they come. And if you're not Anglo it's very easy to distinguish them by their languages
>Japs: daka daka daka shimassss
>Chinks: łuo ly min szy ping miao + anglo "r"
>Viets: ango "r" plus a metric ton of glottal stops
Japs are the worst here please learn to behave or do not come alright? Peace

o-ok
sorry

>worst tourists
everywhere I went for vacation or in my cunt. to tourist-frequented areas the RUSSIANS were the worst tourists. they are loud, refuse to speak other language but russian, they're never satisfied with any services, always get into trouble and arguments.
in egypt a group almost lynched a waiter because the backrests of the chairs were too vertical and therefore uncomfortable

Boy, you're gonna love the chinese tourists when they come to bolan.

>i don't want my city to rely on tourism
>i want to talk to interesting people
no sweat, user

>create resort off into the distance
>mostly underpaid gypsies and recovering alcohol addicts who are in for the free booze and free food work there
>less gyppos and freaks to worry about
>this way the tourists are filtered out as those who are here only for the party, sex and booze stay in their containment zoo and those who are genuinely interested in your country will come to the city to explore

Kind of weird seeing that, considering the fact that I've been travelling to Russia and Russian-speaking Ukraine for years, and these guys speak even quieter and in an even more mumbled way than you Brits do... and they'll turn their face away from you when they speak instead of looking at you like normal people do. Very difficult to understand them even if you know Russian

The Chinese here are fine and I've been to China, nothing alarming about them. I also spent a holiday with a Chinese girl who had no idea where she was and she was fine too, though she touched too much.

I fucked a Polska girl last night
It was so nice haha

delet delet delet !!!

i fucked a jap girl last night
it was nice hahaha

>imlying that you could satisfy an european lady with a 3 inch jap cocklet

She was so sexy and erotic.
She sucked my dick

especially a polish cunt
unless he was talking anime into her ear, maybe she came from that instead of his cock
You know how weebs are

Can i visit Poland?

OP, I see you are wanting to talk with us.

She wanted a change of tone

what about me? can I come?

I love poles! :3

Yes, why not?

Of course I do

Sure you can
Just be warned, we don't serve stallion semen shots here and finding comfort in an owca can get you in jail

a damn shame


I will take comfort in a beautiful Polish woman instead

Absolutely. We barely breed and there are more women than men here. I don't see a reason why one of them can't have fun with one kiwi tourist.
Just be nice to them.

But can i visit Poland for grocery purpose?

t.cuck

not him but Cuckraine pls send us more qts

Sure you can. Let me know if you have a bad experience, we'll glass the shop

t. cuck as well
I'm usually having fun with Ukrainian immigrants instead of cheeky Polish wenches

So sluts are gone good.

You know what? you can't expect from those tourists, they are normally fucking busy in spending their time in one city because they came from something like " 5 European cities in 7 days tour".

You should get a 3D wifeu

Its funny how sometimes its cheaper to shop in Poland then in local store here, feels good having cheap neighbor

Kaliningradians even made a song about shopping in Poland youtube.com/watch?v=dUJyctyAqsI

Sluts, not-sluts, a lot of people left Ukraine and among them are some really nice girls.

That would explain a lot but it's still rude to come and blatantly ignore us and - to add insult to injury - make photos of things that are irrelevant and ugly

That tends to happen when you have euro

Let's make a list. So we know japs aren't welcome in Poland, but are

>chinks
>Koreans
>Thailanders
>sharters
>Indians
>CHIcanos
>blacks

?

kek
poorland is soft as fuck
japanese and germans are litterally the nicest tourists.
Try american,british and chinese

They are just coming by accident, you need better signs.
They want to go to Germany or something, no one wants to visit Poland.

Polska vpered

>chinks
They're really OK, just don't let them in a church or they'll touch everything, they're clueless in knowing what's sacred and what's not.
>Koreans
They ARE NOT coming here. No opinion.
>Thailanders
All Thai bars are run by Viets here.
>Sharters
>
>Indians
No Indians here.
>Chicanos
meaning what?
>blacks
ayy lmaos you may spot in Warsaw
Unless it's Omena Mensah or John Godson

>American
They're usually pretty chill, but also insanely "muh heritage"
>British
agreed, 10/10 in terms of shittyness, like everywhere else
>Chinese
In what parallel universe do you live in, they're chill

Don't reply to this thread. OP is an attentionwhore and the reason he made this thread is to satisfy his desire for attention. Notice how quickly he replies to each post.

I reply quickly to each post because I take my job very seriously.

If it makes him happy, I will continue to post ITT.

Where in Poland he may be, I am sure he cold, hearing the wails of drunks, surrounded by uncolored stone walls, and a potato for a computer.

I. Will. Continue. To. Post.

I checked the archives and you make like 40 exactly the same threads already

BEKA Z CWELA

>surrounded by uncolored stone walls
Joke's on you, I'm going to hang a carpet there

why you hate Japan so much?
I speak well of Poland literally everyday,I always defend Poland,please love japan back,
why should I live if you hate me?

lol you again how have you been? well I'll give you right to fug my sister when she troubles you there.

I love your country (fuck anime though)

I don't mind you if you can behave
I don't target the Japanese, just those Japanese that can't behave or interact with people

I don't want to dishonour your sister, I just want to have a sit and talk about Cred Forums-related shit, our countries, bout music or shit or just get wasted together like normal people do

t. Korean with a proxy

I don't know anything about Korea except people say they're really fucked up but have nice alphabet

)Liking chinks but not Koreans

KILL YOURSELF

And
>we have no Indians
Demonstrably false.

I've literally never met an indian in my life, here or abroad.
Same with Koreans to be honest, just as I described. No opinion. Let them come and we'll see

i think there's not many Japanese tourist to go by this decade. In the mid to late 90s probably but they have some how dwindle to an extend that recently we remove Japanese information brochures from the hotel im working in.

The Mainland Chinese are the ones doing all the traveling, feeding tourism industry in epic proportions. For the first time their wealthy businessmen bringing their country bumpkin family along to see the outside world which are the ones being blacklisted as "inappropriate behavior", doing unmoral things that disgust locals.

On a contrary, you probably met with younger generations or Diasporas from say HK or Malaysia

*in your fucking country

I can easily distinguish Chinks and Japs, you have to be an Anglo not to be able to tell the difference, thank you very much

Is this true? More woman than men???

Yes, there's plenty of girls
And due to nationwide autism most of Poles are single, girls included

of all ages

わろたwwwwwwwwwww

Question to the Japanese: why do your tourists always wear surgical masks? Is it because they're afraid of the toxic gaijin air?

Would they go for a somewhat average looking ugly Anglo bloke with super heavy autism?

I heard Poles are racist so...

Do you love Japan?

Ah yeah, I forgot about this too... it's like saying we're dirty or something

Yes, Japan is the only country in the world with four seasons.

>call somebody bad tourist
>brit
O-ok

Their cleanliness in their country has made them weak to illnesses by not having constant exposure to build resistance to future illnesses.

The common cold in the states or in your country could probably kill them. Even in anime, the kids that get sick stay at home and sleep all day.

I don't know about you guys, but I just keep going like any other day, but with sniffling

No, because Japan has all four seasons.

Damn son, how old is this shit ? Also, how new are people here ?

Ever had Chinese tourists?
They are by far the worst

why would i go visit poland? even i've heard poland is nothing to see though

...

What is it with you and the Chinese, they behave politely here in Poland

Then don't come, I don't care if you do or don't. Go to Germany.

Russians are poor af you never see them
Chinese on the other hand are everywhere and are so rude and loud

Pls respond Pole bro...

lel, I think I've seen the very 1st one.

Yes most of us think gaijins are dirty

Tell them you're Australian and they'll take the lead. We're facking bored, a foreigner is always fascinating.
Disgusting, insulting, don't come here

What.

>What is it with you and the Chinese, they behave politely here in Poland
>chink diaspora in warsaw

>Then don't come, I don't care if you do or don't. Go to Germany.
no germany is a boring country to trip usually korean tourists are visiting paris and rome or swiss

>be Israeli
>meet Poles
>tell them that Poland is poor
>Poles have a giggle and agree
>then Poles say that Israelis are racist genocidal maniacs due to Palestine
>Israelis take umbrage, feel insulted and say everyone we're antisemites
This is how your youth behaves here

No idea about Warsaw. I'm not from Warsaw.

I always found chinks to be much more annoying/louder/obnoxious/cancerous than japs
they are like brits, except they are sober

I guess I wouldn't know since I'm kind of new to this board.

How can you distinguish us from China?

Chinese are more yellow than pale, plus their eyes seem smaller.

>we're behind some slavs
This has gone too far now. Gas the kikes.
Flay the politicians to reveal their lying insides.
Burn the journalists on the same piles as their lying newspapers.

Japanese tourists abroad always wear t-shirts and headbands with picture like this to show pride in their uniqueness.

the language sounds different
also this

this really make me embarrassed

Your languages are mighty different.

Yours is DAKA TAKA DAKA WAKA SHI MAS DES SHURIKEN ANIME WAIFU
Theirs is more like ło mi shy meng czchao ni ma?

>a foreigner is always fascinating.
Then why do you always attack them?

Dear Japan your sluts are the best. Top notch. Send more of them over here.

Thankyou

Ime, Japanese girls don't really like '. gaijin' men.

Also apparently they're really bad in bed.

Then marry me

The majority of their girls? Probably. But the ones that come here through the exchange program are almost always sluts and very good ones.

Because we're fascinated, silly

U SEE THAT INT, SOMEONE WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT CHICANOS ARE, SUCK THAT CHILE AND BRAZIL

Can I come to Polen?

Sure you can!

ofc

Can I come to Polen?

Not if you call us "Polen"...

Poo-in-Loo-Land
When I was a kid I had a polish lady who used to watch me when my mom went to work, the lady had a daycare in her basement, she used to drink all day and feed us strange potato tortilla things with more potatoe mush on the inside, she ended up killing herself, but man, no a good example for poland

well fuck

if Jap keep coming I will do the same

what were these strange potatoe tacos i used to be forcefed i some times wonder, im sure she killed herself because she had a daycare full of shitskin Chicanos in her basement

>potato tacos
pierogi?

They are probably coming to Poland because they don't want to go to the shitskin infested Western Europe.

Those have meat in them don't they?

Depends, some are with meat, some with cabbage&mushrooms, some are called ruskie (with twaróg- white cheese), some are served sweet with blueberries and such.
It's our national dish.

THOSE ARE THE POTACOS I must find a store to buy and remember Ms. Czarnowski's legacy

>strange potatoe tacos
What the fuck are tacos

>potacos
cute

Did we do anything bad?
What kind of thing is that?

my polish gf makes these for me, thanks poland

though she says the pierogi ruskie are terrible

Poland a cute cunt. I love it.

>Did we do anything bad?

No. Guy who made this thread is just autistic attentionwhore.

Look at this shit
desuarchive.org/int/search/text/dear japanese/country/pl/

i have never had....tacos? what sort of grey slab concrete brick have you been living under?

It's nothing, relax
you're welcome
I like pierogi ruskie tbqh
Gee thanks, I love you guys too

this is zainichi
remove a Japanese national flag.

I had tacos in Ireland, kebab is better, not to mention homemade pierożki

>zainichi
domo origato mr robato

Yes, not to mention you have four seasons and the rest of the world don't.

>kebab is better
>kebeb better
>kebab
>kebomb
>bomb
That is what you get for encouraging middle easterners, you have sealed your fate Potacochachos

you really like word play, don't you
also our kebabs are mostly served by Poles

Never heard of any tacos mate

Po-chan is not cute

Please come to Japan

>cute
Cuteness is for children
We don't want to be cute. We wants to be stronk

No, not even if they paid me for it.

>We wants to be stronk
this!

>Poland
what a minor county for traveling from Japan.
I can't believe that there are enough Japanese tourists for your analysis in Poland honestly.

But Poland already stronk.

how i picture poland. I am now forever in debt to you for your potato tacos

Don't you like Japanese? Don't you want Japanese to come to your country? Why is that?

Po-chan is not stronk

We will only be stronk when we nuke Russia, China and the US and no one will be able to do anything

You behave insultingly autistic

yeah... eheheh...
We are stronkest in Central-Eastern Europe (except for Russia ofc)
we need to create a strong V4 army and kill all angry moslems also germans because why not
youtube.com/watch?v=Z7rdQNeGECw

Can I live there please?

yes

Depends on your culture, young man.

fuck off slavic scum

...

please be nice

...

Fuck off Slavic scum

fug I love this pic

I NEED DIS

please be nice to me

Placki ziemniaczane, moron.

lol you too impolite as fuck

seeing this video always warms up my hearth, just like picrel

wtf I hate Japanese too
do NOT come to Bydgoszcz

same
I'm glad we have each other

fuck off chink manlet

WHAT THE FUCK

literally animale

I'm not even slav you cunt

I love Japan

forgot to mention I love Japan because of the four seasons

I hope Japs are not doing it here too

fucking kek

why do you have that funny video

really makes me think after I just watched political show reporting Brexit and Poles are very ferocious to TV crew.

to use it in these threads

Poles are trash primitive people. Brexit made them butthurt because they were basically told to fuck off from UK. It reminded Poles no one likes them, especially in the West where Polacks go to be parasites and annoy everyone with their stupidity, violent nature, physical ugliness etc.

t. butthurt ugly violent stupid bydło

Fuck off you self hating cuck.

I am Greek

No. You're filthy Jap

You are definitely Greek.

You're my mommy

lol truth hurts polaczku

Japanese please come to funland

Zawsze i wszędzie
polska syfem będzie

...

Poland girls are pretty, Polish men are manly.

Can I go to Poland?

poles are very rude desu
no pole comes up to you and says "hi"

They're pretty good tourists here in Barcelona. Every kind of tourist is pretty good here except for the chinese... And the british, of course.

yes
>coming up to strangers and saying hi
I thought this is an American thing
If you mean people who know each other then I always greet my acquaintances and coworkers

I am a Greek

i am a jap

Am American, saying hi to strangers is not acceptable is poorer urban areas, if someone walked to me i dont know I would assume they wanted to rob me

Gas the Poles

>poles whining about jap tourists for 5 fucking hours

kek I didn't know poles have such strong vitality

Uh, Uganda...

Of course.

...

hey dont say that ...Its.. like ...rude
Havent you people from Uganda learn from the tootsie-hutu genocide?
Genocides are NOT ok

Japs make me cry

The Japanese uses the rest room neatly.
However, why is it?

This thread is awssome

Where can I buy sex in Poland?

Prostitute as I am in excess in the town of the Korean

Bad English
Go learn something from those English teachers that fuck your sisters

We don't come to your ugly country, only if lost.

chicano is an ethnically latino person who lives in usa iirc

you're mom is ugly

Excuse me, you're literally who?

Your mother is very beautiful

>strange potato tortilla things with more potatoe mush on the inside
>potatoe tacos
>POTACOS
I think we might have a genuine retarded person on our hands here

Yes, it's been several hours, yet it still hurts.

Nobody travels from asia just to poland lol, they see multiple countries at once.

I am still here, in class now, i looked for a polish retaurant today to but some slav potacos but all i found was a russian restaurant, and that sounds awful, i will make mashed potatoes at home and put them in taco
sorry m8

in all seriousness your pierogies are just potato empanadas for poo-in-loo tier eastern europeans

What the fuck is a taco
Sounds like some exotic crap

japanese people run with their arms flailing behind their back

Empe what?

POTATO EMPANADA

Why potato?

that is only food group in poland besides turnip

Well we do eat a lot of potatoes but pierogi are made of flour and oil lol

kek

Not funny...

top kek

it's actually funny if you find famines hilarious

OH SHI-
I'm so sorry Latvia.. I didn't expect to see you here...

Poland is Korea of Europe. Germany is Japan of Europe.

can i come?

Yes!

can i bring friends along?

The more the merrier, h-haha!

is that average polish girl?
she looks really sexy

Yes, please be nice to her, Hans
You can use cologne to appeal to her, but don't overdose the gas...

Dont worry, friend, us Germans have a reputation for beeing nice

>is it worth it to major in polish?
its not

I hope Japs will avoid us..

no to all, it's a shithole and our language is so fucked up even poles don't understand it