/slav-;-cnab/

Poland's greatest ally after hungarians (btw Magyars aren't actually allies, they are much more, they're our Brothers, the best friends)

sup slav(e)s

this is a 'kaplica' in my city, pretty old

How many churches do you have? You need at least 55 600 to beat our churches per capita.

I'm drunk, we /cossack/ now.
youtube.com/watch?v=HbfqPapzRF0

I'm high, na zdrowie
youtube.com/watch?v=ffytfg6Y1HU

Post creepypasta from your cunt

I'll post from mine

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankou

There is a third one, but google street view hasn't got that area in its database.

>pic rel: between my village and a village next to mine

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любo
youtube.com/watch?v=dqCA-s91TUU

post a similar musicks pls

youtube.com/watch?v=V4lUv9SbXno

Hey guys, I'll just leave you some links regarding "a short story" about russia / slavs I happened to come across a few days ago.
I found them quite interesting.
Here it goes:

youtube.com/watch?v=TU1N8KTxIJU

youtube.com/watch?v=HNfSBCygXTg

youtube.com/watch?v=2QH9WWxLPNQ

youtube.com/watch?v=cV9G1QUIm7w

youtube.com/watch?v=AxlytWahi7M

we stronk!

is Brno a nice place to live? i might go there for work.

~10200 churches and 33000 priests.

>be me
>tfw there are 3 priests from your village
>village has got about 100 citizens
>all 3 are closest family, they are 2 brothers and son of their sister
>They are your family aswell, they are 2nd level cousins of your father and that young priest is your 3rd level cousin
>Your father wanted you to become a priest before your birth and this is the reason they have called you "Piotr" in case if you would one day became a pope.

Since there is o curch in my village, this is church to which i belong. It is pretty old.

>slavonic march

youtube.com/watch?v=7Cf9BuOegJQ

brez topov/10
youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

M8 they teach this shit in schools

Is it another "le crazy evil Russians" meme history?

youtube.com/watch?v=zMC-yWYFTOY

Yeah, but I found it interesting because it was well produced, it doesn't seem like those crappy documentaries we often get to see

I found it quite unbiased, as far as I can tell
The videos seem to be made by independent students, nothing that was paid for by western propaganda or something like that

>"a short story" about russia / slavs
>videos are about russia only
Thanks for the history lesson

youtube.com/watch?v=G1QvngQBYfY

Have history of Poland and Belarus too, quick videos. If you are interested, ofc.
youtube.com/watch?v=stEuQamTLXw
youtube.com/watch?v=ZXlagbg9qkM

Czechs are gays, perverts and autistic pussies.

Well, these "independets students" are usually taught whatever "independent" information they give them at colledges.
Just saying because I've seen a couple of the same shit on youtube, not sure about this one though because I'm too lazy to watch it.

memes aside, Brno is pretty comfy
all the pros of a big city minus the hectic pace of Prague
but their beer (Starobrno) sucks

great, thank you for answering

why you bully Knedliks

Stop bullying czechs, they are bros and their beer is top tier.

my favourite russian song
youtube.com/watch?v=n3Go8ub9a1k

>Funfact: Singers are Ukrainians, so obviously they sing in Russian FUUUGGG XXXD

I've met many ukrainians in past year, SADLY, I need to admit that hardly ever there is Xoxol that actually cares about Ukraine, never minding loving his fatherland. How can it be? I mean Xoxols are literally Rus+Pol, so how can mix of the most nationalistic countries ever, can have so large lack of it?

but we really love Czechia!

19/68

what about Banderowcy?

Are you kidding me, their country is literally infected with nationalists, from top to bottom.
You just met some good hohols who were sick of this shit, come to the real western Ukraine and see what happens.

Who's diagnosed with anxiety or OCD?
I was diagnosed with both.

Thank you for the links lad, I'll check them out

Yeah, I agree with you, most videos about russia are just western propaganda
It's often quite hard to know what is not propaganda and what is the truth, but I think those are okay, you can check them out if you have the time

So here is the main difference. We might have 2800+ churches but only around 1200 priests. It's not unusual for priests in my area ti be in charge of 3-5 churches. It used to be different though.

because ukraine is poor and they all earn money in russia

being a "patriotic" singer singing on ukrainian "language" isn't a good way to become rich

because they are chauvinists and arrogant bastards

I like her

youtube.com/watch?v=5Q-qzjM3PWc

They are but they are cute like babies, you just smile, pat them on the head and carry on

Literally nothing will happen, ESPECIALLY, in western parts of Ukraine, because they literally live off tourism.

Shit may happen in Kiev, Kharkov, Odessa or Dnepr, due to retarded youth, but not in the west.

There was an article in Lenta.ru about russian journalist travelling there by train for some meeting or something. Pretty interesting read.

This, Ukrainian nationasilm is just so cute, I can't really hate it.
youtube.com/watch?v=0XLC3pXtKV0

>about russia / slavs
"russia" is not a synonym of "slavs"

are ukrainians autistic?

Białoruś - wesoło, kolorowo, z piosenką
Polska - patos, wyniosłość, walka, z przepychem w chuj animacje porobione

No kurwa, to jest aż za, no aż ciśnie mi się "can't make this shit up"

>Bóg: Polsko, możesz wybrać jeden z darów przyniesionych Jezusowi przez Trzech Królów. Kadzidło, złoto lub mirrę.
>Polska: A co to ta mirra?
>To symbol cierpienia, balsam ziołowy do ran, ale nie przyniesie on nic po za cierpieniem. Raczej odradzam.
>Odradzasz, powiadasz? To ja chcę ten Amol.
>Definitywnie, przecież mówię że odradzam?
>Definitywnie.
> Muh Chrystus Narodów

Dunno, last time I heard, Lwow or Ivano-Frankovs or same big western cities are filled with nationalists.
Literally who travels there for tourism, I thought most people move to near sea regions for that.

More or less.

Czy Polacy kiedys przestaną narzekać, ehhh.

I know it, but there are parts of the videos talking especially about the polish lithuanian commonwealth and all of eastern europe
It also talks about the scythians and many other groups that lived in eastern europe

>are ukrainians autistic?
Nope. Autism is polish dominium.
Google: Sarmatism

Found it.

m.lenta.ru/articles/2016/08/10/ukrainebytrain/

>most nationalistic countries ever
looks like you haven't been to the balkans

Actually, it's one of the least biased reports on Russian history.

Well, this is a paid reporter story, I've heard the opposite from Ukrainians who know about it by themselves.

Pepiki taki pepiki

C'mon slovenia, you're almost austrian desu

Austrians are germanised Slavs.

slovenes are hellenes

what the fuck were the argonauts doing in bumfuck slovenia back then?

Why do you have a pineapple on your flag, Croatia?

Can someone post slavic languages division with meme Slovenian? I always forget to save it.

>meme
wew

No need to deny your Germanic roots, dude. Slovenes looked like Germans and Austrians.

What are those empty spot in the north at the coast and Russian border? Fedoraland?

Probably because the majority of both are germanised Slavs

bump
what are you doing today guys?
I'm just chillin

Hvala.

This is the song that the Slavic March was based on. It is quite dank.
youtube.com/watch?v=idDTg2RbdAI
drinking

>zelje
From Proto-Slavic *zèlьje (green plant)
>jagode
Same as Old Church Slavic agoda (smaller fruit, berry). Seems to be used in other Slavic languages as well.

>Dres
>Tytka z biedronki
>Klapki na białe skarpetki
Może konkurować z pic related w kategorii: Kwintesencja Polskości.

Угaдaйтe
Кaкoй aктёp нa этoт paз лeтит к Лyкaшeнкo.

>marchew
>ogorek
Wew

ten obrazek na drugim miejscu

Oпять Cигaл?

Those may be less populated areas

нeт

Bracie, you got it wrong. It is funny because jagoda, in polish, is that small violet thing that grows in the woods and ziele means herb, so the cabbage is the last thing you would consider as ziele here.

>small violet thing that grows in the woods
Bluberry? That would be borovnica.
>herb
Zel(išče)

Huh, in Russia jagoda means berry too, but zelen' would usually mean herbs, sometimes green plant stuff in general.

Imagine if all of those blobs instead was a university, research faculty or a server hall? Imagine what Poland could accomplish if people focused on science rather than worshipping a sky daddy while simultaneously wasting an immense amount of money on financing this little children's game.

Have fun in hell, atheist.

>Mama mogę się wykąpać
>Nie bo karpie są w wannie, jutro babcia zabije, to będziesz się mógł wykąpać.

Ej, Danony, też zawsze wrzucaliście okruszki chleba, żeby patrzeć jak karpie będą jadły?

You won't be able to colonise space, muslims will take over your godless asses sooner

>korenje
>kurenije (smoking)

I am already in hell, having to share this planet with mindless sheep following a religious dogma.

Looks closer to burning than smoking

Tak. Potem mama mi mówiła, że karp popłynął do morza. Kiedys sam musiałem zabić.
trochę related:
youtube.com/watch?v=2x0pOulw-Gc

>Tytka
ale do pieca to ty wracaj

>I am already in hell, having to share this planet with mindless sheep following a religious dogma.

t. sven al arab'ihi, the guy that took christianity away from its country only for him to be flooded by real extremists, instead of just peaceful local christians

Enjoy your mosques and your "new state religion", lad

lmao, i remember when i was little my mother bought a carp but didn't have the guts to kill it, so it lived in the bathroom for a while
then we took it to the lake in a jar

That's cute. I had to kill it with an axe, I remember that I've done it clumsy and there was blood on the snow.

This story is so cute.

Mam taką sama wannę, kek.
PS: Wie ktoś jak usunąć kamień w wannie?

Kup mocny odkamieniacz, polej i zostaw na jakis czas a potem trzyj

Chuja, litry domestosu tam pływały i nic, a nie znam mocniejszego niż domestos.

to chuj, kup nową

nagotuj wrzątku żeby dno zakryło i wpierdol butelkęoctu.

Mieszoj.

No i przygotuj sięże będziesz jebał jak starucha w zapoconym autobusie przez następny tydzień.

Ale ona jest z porcelany, takich już teraz nie robią. Ledwo nalejesz wody ona już jest ciepła. Teraz robią już tylko akrylowe, a taka z porcelany to pewnie majątek kosztuje.

měla babka čtyři jabka a dědoušek jen dvě

dej mi babko jedno jabko, budeme mít stejně

post polish milfs

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miała babka cztery jabłka a dziaduszek jeno dwa

daj mi babko jedno jabłko, będziemy mieć po równo

In polish last part doesn't rhyme, KURRWAAA!!!

preferably thicc

don't have thicc
I have only her
maybe someone else will post

you're welcome

>see this map
>go to Google Maps
>pick a random Polish town
>go to Street View and try not to find a church
>mfw i landed directly in front of a church

the same is in USA but with McDonalds

it is same everywhere in this area

not only towns...every village have a church

Based Maria Theresia

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pretty

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jelq

so cosy
I love winter

youtube.com/watch?v=L0SS_42jXDE

youtube.com/watch?v=oqKUHVeugWA
security lad and gas, action from 28 sec

>cnab
m8

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butifel

If you don't have a rapping priest then you're pretty much a non-country
youtube.com/watch?v=cgJH42D4084

in winter everything looks nicer
save pic

indeed

Bretty good.

Beautiful

My village, not exactly in winter though

Looks nice, my town is depressing as fuck.

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zajebiste

I can see that temperature about 0C
The snow is wet and sticky

Этo чe BELARUSE?

нy типa дa

Well, it was taken on 28th April, when there should be a proper spring here.

wew just like in Siberia

yes helo this is archikatedra

I like old pics
nostalgia

Ljubljana, winter 1951/52

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Krasnoyarsk, winter 2015

No wonder, if they have less than 500mm of precipitation per year, which is semi desert-tier. It was still cold af I guess. Also winters in Ljubljana nowadays are more like autumn with occassional snow.

my ban is gone!

fuck you

why angry?

The Belarussian one is way better tbqh
also it's surprisingly anti-Russian, how come it wasn't censored?

I like both but Belarusian is cuter
>anti-Russian, how come it wasn't censored?
no idea. It's not THAT harsh imho

>also it's surprisingly anti-Russian, how come it wasn't censored?

channel "Russia 24" banned

yesterday we have for the first time since 1999, a man was fined for insulting the Belarusian language

>pic
Belarus and the United States discussed the issues of cooperation in the military sphere

Lukashenko promised to "optimize" the cooperation with Russia and threatening to withdraw from the EEMA Council officials
No comments

hory shiet

it gets interesting
p.s.
they even officially allowed to hold a concert BRUTTO band, and they are not exactly loyal to L

>SADLY, I need to admit that hardly ever there is Xoxol that actually cares about Ukraine, never minding loving his fatherland
>SADLY
>

reported

can't wait for winter lads

Mummy is whore

NO SHE ISNT SHES PRETY

cъeби в /rus

Czechs are crazy zoophils and misanthropes addicts

Hopefully they make the ban longer.

no i didn't do anything

Fucking knedlik's subhumans

S-subhumans

Czech flag looks like shit

Toлcтoвaтo, бpaтишкa.

He бpaтишкa ты мнe, чeхoдpoчep.

>S-subhumans
hmmm

>He бpaтишкa ты мнe,
what does this mean

What the fuck, Czechia? That's totally not progressive youtube.com/watch?v=Dkn-dlcSCEo

go to pidor

why they hat me ther to

>being that much asshurt you actually have to look up videos about czechs, photos of czechs, etc just to post them on Cred Forums

Because češki are dirty whores who love nigger cocks

I like Natalia too but I don't spam her pics all the time
best commercial

but i like mummy pics

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So stare at them but you don't have to post it all the time

posting makes me feel close with mummy

Ur mummy is sexy, I will rape her

She is prosecutor you will be imprisoned for rest your life

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1 0 / 1 0

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Sjebal otsjuda, pidoras češskij

@65219655

All chechs are pidors

@65219856

youtube.com/watch?v=iNZZss_iijg

aaa cyкa eмy eщe и пoхлoпaли
пpocтo в гилac

жиpик в кpaй ёбнyлcя

who loves russians here?

Moй извpaщeнный мoзг вocпpинимaeт этo кaк тpaллинг пyтьки((

Nikto

>Mr. Vykadil discovered Cred Forums

nobody

Why are Slavs so addicted to winter and snow ?

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This is a Goebbels quote I don't understand. What does "leavening agent" mean in this context?

Here's my favourite Goebbels quote btw

Cause both spring and autumn are shit.
And summer is too hot

I like them.

>Has a favourite Goebbels quote

spring is ok till it starts to get hot

Imam tudi najljubši Hitlerjev citat čsi

>that fucktard destroyed Gdańsk's shipyards
Germans truly are a sick nation

Goebbels meant that the healthy people in every society define and motivate themselves in opposition to the weak and stupid. They push themselves to do more than they thought that they were capable of just to show themselves that they're not the same as the people that they consider below themselves.

t. subhuman

This. Wish I lived in the British isles or the Low Countries. 10 - 15° with light rain the entire year round and no snow or heatwaves = the optimal climate.

ueu tip
Zakaj je kvas tu negativec?

Czech vatniks only

You're vatnik?

Not really.

I'm /vatnique/
youtube.com/watch?v=bIPCvCERghQ

Saj ni. Odigra svojo naravno vlogo pri vzhajanju mase in se pri tem porabi. Top naciji niso zares verjeli v židovsko zaroto, pač pa so samo videli potrebo po grešnem kozlu, ki bo nenehno utrjeval narodno solidarnost.

Someone give me a rundown on this lingo. What are vatnik, gopnik, bidlo, ksoksol and whatever other term is used in Eastern Europe?

Čisto preveč filozofiranja čsi. Vse kar moraš vedeti je THANK YOU BOMBER HARRIS

vatnik = ruski patriot
gopnik = ruski mali kriminalec, ki ni član kakšne kriminalne združbe
bydlo = poljski nižji sloji (dobesedno pomeni govedo)
hohol = ukrajinski izraz za dolgi čop, ki ga turški narodi nosijo na sicer pobriti glavi; ruski zaničevalni izraz za Ukrajinca

vatnik = putin's bot

What's the difference between a German comedian and the bombing of Dresden?

Only the latter makes you laugh.

>#3 Slovenia
and we laughed at Kekia
brb packing condoms

>vatnik
The one who support Russia and p*tin. Deluded, thinks that West is degenerate, is sure that dollar and US economy will collapse soon, thinks that all eastern europeans are nazis, hates gays and blacks, thinks that EU will collapse soon because of immigrants

>gopnik
bottom-class criminal, he usually robes kids, teenagers and old people. Wears track suit Abibas, Buma shoes. Always eat sunflower seeds and drinks cheapest beer.

>bydlo
Anyone who speak low-style language, wears like "seee how I'm actually rich???". All football fans are bydlo.

>khokhol (хoхoл)
Ukrainian

This makes my current status even more humiliating.

>West is degenerate
>thinks that EU will collapse soon because of immigrants
that's true though

you just reminded me of that qt slovene grill I met at the festival this summer
why do you do this to me, Jacek?

I know this chance is low,
HOWEVER
it is NOT impossible that when I get there I WILL stumble upon that one qt slovene girl you liked and then I'll give her some of my
Big
Sarmatian
Kiełbasa.
So be happy for me, Peppo, I guess I can even tell her that you wanted to say hello. If you ask me nicely, that is.

The point is that vatnik himself don't see any problems with widespread of homosexuallity in russian prisons and army, have problems with alcohol and drugs, and see nothing wrong in prematual sex and abortions. So he is literally "degenerate" but criticizes West for it.
Also I think Russia is much more "degenerate" country than most of Western countries

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it's ok, just bear in mind that the
Big
Bohemian
Sausage
made it there first
I'm just sad that we didn't exchange any contact

>Also I think Russia is much more "degenerate" country than most of Western countries
there are many different kinds of degeneracy
feels gud to be relatively free from all of it tbqh fąm

Do you like a grl in this video?
youtube.com/watch?v=E9Pe-GpKoZI
I think she is super qt but has a little bit ugly nose

>I'm just sad that we didn't exchange any contact
you need to focus and connect telepatically with your sperm spirits
they still dwell in her vagoo

I cringed at several different levels when watching that

B Бeлapycи выпyщeн 98-дюймoвый yльтpaчeткий мoнитop для вoeнных
42.tut.by/512857

Gays from Czechia again... Go home to /v4/

She's ok.

oпять aйcep нaклeйкaми интeгpaл изypoдoвaли?

Zhi est

:4

hmm never thought about that
really made me think

youtube.com/watch?v=qUrJpD7dvG4

KOPER NÁŠ

how many gays in Slovenia?

Nč ne slišm v vsem tem šundru

kot da bi govorili po polsk

Fewer than in Czechia.

Praha naša! můžeme opakovat

Kangler: Čuj, kje si se ti rodil?
Bossman: V Gani
Kanger: Kako naj te jaz to fganem!

V tem videu potrdi, da gre za resnični zgodbo.

the same number as everywhere else?

Koper is a goddamn shithole that lacks basic amenities such as restaurants and 24/7 grocery stores. But at least it looks nice, sort of.

It's good. Czechia is birthplace of gays in Europe.

>the same number as everywhere else?
I hope not.

it must be a sad existence being butthurt about some random country 24/7
I hope you find some love, Saša

хpeн eгo знaeт

ther is already 30k rusáků in Prague+shitoad of russians from stan countires

they all look gay

are russian hospitals outside of moscow really that bad?

They aren't Russians, you can do with them whatever you want

lel

not only hospitals

but I'm ugly

so what are they? they are ethnic russians

even ugly people can find love m8, she's out there somewhere
anyway, I'm off to sleep, dobrou noc /slav/

this

if girls is ugly thats a problem

when guy is ugly he can still be charismatic, funny etc and have 10/10 chick

гyд нaйт cлaвики

I'm coming to Slovenia for Erasmus studies for the whole year, what knowledge do you have to bestow upon me?

they are traitors

Yes

Slovenia is not balkan or yugoshit, rember that.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474571967305.webm

wew lad

that's some ture shit, their whole country [separated in smal regions] has greater purchasing power index than our capital

здapoвa ёптa

You realize you ruined us too?

I hope Brezhnev rots in hell forever. And I mean it. For both us and Czechs and for letting his people fall into alcoholic apathy.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Hn39okkAZU
flickr.com/photos/alandenney/albums/72157604978890551

Choď do piči, shitposter.

When? I will probably live 300 m away from you.

Well, if I ever met a Lithuanian, I know it will be you.

Always use condoms

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/779056333249142784

W-what's going on?

I think that it's because of Cred Forums

Is everyone already asleep?

Not me.
Hello, how r you?

I'm good and you?

I'm high and I have to go to work soon.
Are you drinking / doing something?

Just laying on my bed searching russian girls.

where do you search?

Have fun.
I wish I could fall asleep.
I didn't sleep for 2 nights.

Mainly on 2ch, sometimes i search through vk.

For me, I felt asleep without me wanting to, for 3 months.
This is the first time that I'm awake.

Our only relation with Poland is that we both say kurwa.

take some speed

take this vk com /vkmiss
it will costs you 5 euro

I'm not a fan of drugs.
Only smoke weed 3 times.

>it will cost you 5 euro
Only have that to bet on football games.

You live for nothing

drugs are fan of me

Poles are not slavs

We speak a Slavic language, we have Slavic folklore etc.

I already live for nothing.

Btw, thanks for the vk

Are you a fan of football?
This week a Polish club will play against my club in Championship League.

you're slavicized sarmatians - a scythian tribe.

not really
I am ok with being just Slav but there are many here who would agree with you

>I already live for nothing.
epфeы why you must to try lifgt things

>thanks for the vk
you are welcome (5 euros fucker)

is it well known in poland, by the way?

Kind of, I think this Sarmatian thing is known by some people.
We know that we are Słowianie, most don't care, we consider ourselves simply as Poles.

youtube.com/watch?v=0dYPYAMxviw

IT'S TIME

not for long, inshallah

I'm glad I made you happy by bringing you here

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Things are getting interesting

classy

>having to share this planet with mindless sheep following a religious dogma
>thread about churches
>sweden

this Swede is probably beheaded by now

Czechia...

It looks like a little shithole,

50% gipsy
Racist scum
Not religious, godless atheists and perverts
Prague is dirty shithole full of thieves and swindlers
Ugly women
Boring nature
Gays and feminazi lesbians
"Pussy" guys
Chauvinists, misanthropes and arrogant bastards
Slaves of Germans
Mixture of Germans, Celts and Slavs aka untermensch
non-Slavic language, which is very hard for foreigners