/brit/

>How fucking tragic is it that GBBO is the most popular show in the UK?
>People baking fucking cakes and being judged by a scabby old biddie and a sleazy Scouse sex pest.
>Fucking nuke this island.

When will yanks accept that George Washington was a terrorist?

no problem
your TV licence is paid up right? Can't provide this unparalleled service without your 'voluntary' contributions.

play ads?
why would we ever want to do that? I'm getting bored of my silver Porshe, I want a red one now.
:^)

>Smoking permanently damages DNA, new study finds

runts btfo yet again

what language do they speak in scotland? it sounds completely unlike anything i've ever heard before

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Used my new 5 blade razor today, it really does give a better shave
Only cut myself around the chin

Got some nice advice from /lgbt/ and MIGHT start DNP today

Got called a cuck on Cred Forums

Within 10 years desu.

>DNP
Ah yes I'll just consume literal poison

I thought it was gays who took up paganism because the bible said they were sinners

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>How fucking tragic is it that GBBO is the most popular show in the UK?

>People baking fucking cakes and being judged by a scabby old biddie and a sleazy Scouse sex pest.

>Fucking nuke this island.

It's been embarrassing and the way this story has permeated other news items on the BBC too and them having sly little digs at Channel 4.

They're acting as if it's the end of the entire fucking corporation, the sad cunts.

I thought so too

Fedora neckbeards love GBBO

this guy actually looks okay in a fedora

Plenty of people do it, even bodybuilders

also everything is poison

t. that guy

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Greater London

t'leccy??

Who is "Aquaanon" on Poleaboos blog?

Sounds too friendly, think she's really the Polish girl

>the electricity

Post bums

>this guy actually looks okay in a fedora

Not even sure why people like GBBO
do you really watch people baking cakes?
why not bake a cake yourself and then eat it?

*thinks about that*

>everything is poison
Uncouplers are considered poisonous at any level of consumption. This "argument" is mind bogglingly stupid

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"No"

>not watching it over dinner with your bakeress gf telling you everything they're doing wrong

Tramadol and E for me!!!!!!!!!!!

>talking over the programme

hmm yes "women" what great company

It's because TV channels chase ratings now rather than produce quality programs

im broke.......but im woke...........

LEGGO MY EGGWOLL!!

youtube.com/watch?v=2GZrPR5Ajrs
>runts enjoy watching this tripe

might reread heart of darkness

woke is power..................

A redditor was arrested and fined for an offensive post found on this sub by a police office conducting "intelligence research" .... Does sit well with you?

ah yes, because GBBO clearly requires your full attention

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37431509

>Nigel Farage: ‘I Now Strongly Think Trump Will Win’

ah yes, this has definitely not been posted before already
thank you very much for this original post

sorry was watching GBBO on Iplayer, did you say something sweetie?

>Nigel Farage: 'Every immigrant that exists in Britain without my knowing exists without my consent'

You fucking better be voting yank

There's a lad on a football forum who got questioned by the po-liss when he said a local councillor was corrupt, which she was as she had been receiving illegal "gifts"

I said Candice gets star baker

already voted for him in the primaries

voting for him again in november

getting everyone i know to vote for him as well

Fuck off

no one cared when it was poleaboo

nob

>I miss you
what does she want /brit/?

why do scots pronounce police as po liss?

how is that a reddit post you conspiracist mongkoid

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme
>As the Scottish Darien Company was backed by 25–50% of all the money circulating in Scotland, its failure left the entire Lowlands almost completely ruined and was an important factor in weakening their resistance to the Act of Union (completed in 1707). The land where the Darien colony was built is virtually uninhabited today.
Imagine unironically being Scottish

movin like a freight train

can I interest the BBC in this new TV show idea with Mel, Sue, Mary and Ainsley Harriott: The Great British Cake Off.

flyin like an aeroplane

The Conservative Party: Putting the N into 'Cuts To Public Services'

what are you aussie fucks doing itt
i've been busting my fucking dick trying to keep the baltausnz general alive for the past 2 days and you cunts are just jerking off the autists here

can I interest the Olympics in accepting Robot Wars as a new sport in upcoming games

>not Ready Steady Bake

Eggheads' CJ de Mooi arrested on suspicion of murder

So basically bring back Techno Games?
I'm in

there's no reason for Australians to be posting in a /balt/ thread

completely different culture and demographic

plus I'd much prefer being passive aggresively berated for the slightest thing

i don't get it

Shawty Lo died lads ;_;

might listen to some music lads

that's because you're fat and stupid and fat tbqhwy fatlad

Just shows how terrible they are compared to comrade corbyn :L

stop killing the mandem

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Do they? I though it was an Ebonic.

The imam will hear about this

quite fancy that candace baker lady desu

Is this a potato?

do you have any inkling of human decency or are you just a nihilist hollow husk of a who enjoys nothing

>I though it was an Ebonic
Blacks say "poe lease"

Two schoolgirls screamed in my ear when I was walking to work. Why are teenage girls so awful? Why harass people like that. And there's no retaliation possible because they'll tell people I sexually assaulted them

>We all knew this. Johnson is quite simply the most despicable man- even worse than Blair. If he has any decency he will mea culpa and reverse Government position to remain.

Crikey

ye but why'd the scream at you lmfao

what did they scream

should have beaten the shit out of them

i get it

"cuts to publinc services"

>All the butthurt from the losers over the referendum

Kidnap them and make a sex tape la

Suck my plums, lads.

who is this and why is he posted in every thread?

>London's Muslim Mayor Tells New York and London to Get Used to Terrorism
>On a trip to New York, London's Muslim Mayor Sadiq Khan has said terror attacks are just "part and parcel" of urban life

ah yes, very impressive

*bites them off and chews on them*

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youtube.com/watch?v=4Jvn36OVdKs

noice.

>he hasn't perfected the neutral aggression resting face that keeps strangers at bay without you looking deliberately angry
Enjoy being harassed

Kpop nonce

Funny

How come Bitcoin is ridiculously high atm?

How did they get a pic of him?

>mfw the entire world will revert back to the stone age once whites die out
heh maybe next time kids

just naired my bumhole

vocaroo.com/i/s0JlzAtXnY6h

I believe he got doxxed

Yeah bwoi

our matty made a rookie mistake and took a picture of his computer with his name showing

The troglodyte doxxed himself

business idea: accidentally doxx myself then commit suicide

This guy seems like a PR nightmare . Everything he says generates controversy

Fucking kek

Bit lonely lads.

Don't understand why he would take a selfie like that, looks so sad and his eyes look empty

would like it if my knob was there instead of the pencil desu

well they're similar sized so

Only amongst Rorke publications like Breitbart. He's very popular amongst normal people.

>when a rap instrumental is inspired by gospel

Why don't they do this more?

so WHAT

His soul is empty
The only thing he lives for is pop of the korean variety

>He's very popular amongst normal people
Is he?

so buttons

if by 'normal' you mean 'entitled students'

yes, quite hard to be a bad mayor of london

Just looked in the mirror and realised I look incredibly handsome today. Good hair day, bit of stubble, nice shirt.

I'm still confused as to how some people end up doxxing themselves

they must do it on purpose

>normal people.

define "normal people" within this context

normal person here. think he's alright desu. just asked a lad in my office, he said he thinks he's alright too. lad seems normal so that's 100% of normal people surveyed that think he's alright.

>Daniel Radcliffe: 'Pretty Undeniable' That Hollywood Is Racist

Fuck off Harry Potter

Did the man who invented college go to college?

Just fucked up a phone interview

It was for a customer advisor at CO-OP (I think it was some call centre thing)

It started off well enough with them telling me the shift patterns and asking if it was full-time work I was after. tells me I passed the online assessment

Then she asked if I was currently working and prying into details of my last job, had to admit I had been unemployed for a year, she asked if I had been doing anything else during this period and other tough questions

Thought I was out of the woods but then she asked what I knew about the CO-OP group...I knew their origins from school since I'm from Rochdale but that's it.
Then she asked if I knew about the divisions of the company
I said "supermarket and uh banking"

Then she completely shredded what was left of my confidence by asking "do you know what role it is that you've applied for?"
I say "nope"

She then goes on to ask if I have any experience and other shit, questions where my answers are obviously negative

I'm just too flustered and give up, hand up the phone

as it gets later my posts are becoming more nonsensical

Did anyone end up sending stuff to Poleaboo's house?

Happens a lot with trips. They post for a while and assume they're well liked and get too comfortable. Then they start posting personal things and they end up doxxed. Happens to them all eventually.

the brain named itself

>China threatens countermeasures after Dalai Lama speaks at EU Parliament

oh dear lads

jar of anthrax

well fuck mate do you want to date men?

Yeah.
Stupid fat Yank.

yougov.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/sadiq-khan-popular/

He has +30 approval ratings.

>Then she completely shredded what was left of my confidence by asking "do you know what role it is that you've applied for?"

>MFW i apply for so many jobs that i don't keep track of what job i get an interview for (which happens every 50 or so applications)

>terrible debater
>doesn't think immigrants should have to assimilate
>banned fitness posters from the underground
>thinks terrorism is a part of life
utter mong

>remains popular in London
>in London
well obviously

People who don't automatically assume all Pakis are extremist terrorists

>YouGov’s first poll of Londoners

Yes, of all the black and brown londoners who voted him in

got to get my hair cut today lads. used to do it myself with clippers for ages but paid for a toni+guy job once cos i was going to a wedding, and it looked ok so i went back. got suckered in and couldn't face going elsewhere after that but don't like paying £35 a pop. then the girl who cut my hair left so i figured i'd try the turkish barber down the road from my house. bit apprehensive ngl

>/brit/s detective skills
The lad took a picture of his garden in reply to me, and now he's apparently hooked to heroin

>Indigenous Australians know we're the oldest living culture – it's in our Dreamtime

lmao

just got off the phone with the council lads

>He has +30 approval ratings.
ffs, don't even care that he's a muzzie but no way does he deserves those ratings
he's just generic labour politician #481 with brown skin

He's probably popular across the whole country desu, don't think he's had any bad press or put a foot wrong. He's le nice reasonable paki man

People only like him because he's a paki though. He's done nothing impressive at all.

it's a representative sample lad don't be a mong

>probably popular
Not giving a shit doesn't mean he's popular

>its a mummy keeps cheeking out the new black neighbour episode

same could be said for Obama

swung in on a politcally correct rope

he's not even a muzzie, he's agnostic

Lads, anyone fancy coming to Iceland with me in November? I hear there's less of a divide between normies/abnormies, chads/betas etc and that the girls require less effort to fuck.

So hey maybe we can pull wahey

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>only realised that Head & Shoulders makes my dandruff worse after I bought two large bottles of it

JUST

go to america instead
youtube.com/watch?v=UIXHcOjJpxY

>The Governor of Charlotte has declared a state of emergency and called in the National Guard

*doxxes myself*
oops haha silly me

Hopper bus ticket

Plus, the mayor is meant to be a figurehead from the city and he's done that well.

the fire rises

getting some lunch lads brb

Joe Hart's gonna batter you for that, mate

I'm more of a Farmfoods man desu lad

*sends you a pizza*
i'm a lunatic who needs to be stopped

>same could be said for Obama
nah desu I like Obama (aside from foreign policy), at least he has a personality unique to his party and had made some independent decisions over his presidency

I guess Khan's only been mayor a short time, but still doesn't deserve such high approval ratings for being a stock Labour politician

Wish my boss would come back so I could leave and get lunch reeeeee. Pretty sure she's meeting some bloke as well, she left with loads of make-up on bless her.

standard.co.uk/news/london/sadiq-khan-there-will-be-no-more-body-shaming-adverts-on-the-tube-a3269951.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801018/Terror-attacks-parcel-living-big-city-claims-London-mayor-Sadiq-Khan.html
voanews.com/a/on-trip-to-us-london-mayor-says-immigrants-shouldnt-have-to-assimilate/3511670.html
Rasheed.

>tfw no big race riots in London

brisbane we made it

yelling bitch nigger at the police

Any requests for acoustic guitar songs to Vocaroo lads? Feeling a bit bored desu.

If you think he banned those adverts to appease Pakis rather than feminists you're a mong.

It does the same to me lad. Buy yourself some Nizoral. It costs £14 a bottle but it'll clear that mess up within a week or two.

didn't click on a single one of these

I almost posted my name on here when I was tripping on LSD.

She fit?

It's not meant to, the Zinc in H&S is meant to stop your head from shedding as much dead skin

Fucking hell, you're cool lad.

rape ya]

- big poppa

Why is England so intent on keeping the Union together? England really doesn't need any of the other nations.

dave

whoops haha sorry lads tripping my nuts off here

Just get somerhing sulfate free
Should sort dandruff out

Girl here, love lads that take drugs. They're so dangerous and exciting. Fancy meeting up for a shag?

wonderwall

business idea: music for the jilted generation

Almost posted my bank account info here once when I was tripping on caffeine

Nah, I'm one of life's great losers. I'd slash my throat and be done with it, but there's so much fucking fat there I don't think even with a swipe of my katana would nick the jugular.

Nobody wants to hear your shit guitar IRL, why the flying fuck would we request anything from you online, you tard

t. Londoner damage control

Rasheed.

>tripping on caffeine

fuwa fuwa time

Do you think it would be possible to hire a prostitute just to cuddle for a bit, maybe lick her fanny and touch her body? I'm not into penetrative sex cos I can't get a stiffy anyway with all the meds I'm on. I'm just bored and want a bit of company.

didn't read a word of this

Too many coca colas you mad twat haha

>licking a prozzie's fannie

fucking hell lad

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don't mess me about sunshine

>using /éire/ memes in /brit/
Get out

on a nice SSRI and ibuprofen combination lads

Just go fellate the handle of a public toilet and be done with it

This just doesn't even make sense anymore.

woooooaaaaaa ....

sorry lads just tripping on anime

Irish people not reading isn't a meme, it's reality

>he doesn't orally pleasure ladies of the night

Wew lad you should try it. There's often a wide range of tastes and smells down there that you won't find anywhere else.

love my gf tbqhwyl

gross

>tries to insult a country famous for it's literature
Stick to the famine jokes la

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throw a paracetamol into the mix and you're set

FOY

gf just cucked me this

Put the Normies in a bin put the Normies in a bin put the Normies in a bin AAAAAAROOOOOOOOOO

The people on YouGov are unreal. They may genuinely have more autists per poster than Cred Forums.

I was being serious btw.

got called a cunt in woolies earlier lads

She's the best desu

It's 6 in the morning here I'm proud of myself for managing to think that up while this sleep deprived

this fetid festering shit hole smells like fetid SHIT

did anyone watch National Treasure?

FOY

>tfw finished LOTR trilogy again
>tfw escapism has gone
>tfw back in my boring life as a pawn to my boss

yui's voice actor is a fucking beast

Got a drug test today lads. I ate some poppy seeds the other day I'm fucked

The ending is so fucking shit though that I find it easy to leave it.

yeah it was a shite

foy

i feel like i'm /brit/'s favorite yank

Quite fond of you ngl.

Can't wait for independence lads.

England is going to burn when Brexit comes and we'll be high and dry with all their banks.

foy

they're justing yanking your chain hahahahahahahaha

retort

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>tfw the hobbit was fucking shite

id put all of you runts into the ground tbqh

Pls no bully.

vocaroo.com/i/s1EGimrEROKX

Bastard recording cut out after 38 seconds, will try and rectify this in future recordings.

just finished reading the k-on novelisation again

>Using pof instead of EliteSingles
You lot are a lost cause.

I really don't mind most of the Yanks that are on /brit/. It's the Canucks and the Aussies that are the worst, closely followed by the Paddies.

There's also that Algerian cock knocker who is an utter arsebiscuit too.

i feel like i'm /brit/'s least favorite jew
and im the only jew posting

enjoying my FOY (You) stimulus package lads

Extended edition?

Wish I could eradicate every Yank in this thread

mumsie uses elite singles

she's not really elite tho

more like favourite wank wahey

shan't be listening to a second of this

I've had the trilogy sat on my hard drive for about two years maybe, and still not bothered with it.

LOUIS

YOU'RE TURNING FERAL LOUIS

I'M GOING TO CALL NINE NINE NINE LOUIS

NIM, STOP DEFENDING HIM, HE'S SICK

post fucking machines

i am the best poster here tbf

pity that the other irish posters are so awful

youtube.com/watch?v=3yQFebRcznA

this is the best version of wonderwall

But if you're the only Jew posting, then you're also our favourite Jew :3

Yeah, watched it online and they all have the extended version

post jewish conspiracies or i'll beat your shins

you're the worst person I know

Stop fucking shouting you mongoloid

i was listening to that just yesterday lol, whatre we like xx

gf is off on another girls night out with her gay friend Jamal

Hope she has a good time

rasheed

It's 12pm

gf is out whoring herself for a bag of scag again lads

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rorke

i hate all jews but george soros is definitely my least favourite jew currently

it's spelt skag, yank

I've had a long think and I don't think Jamal is gay and he's probably inside her rn

forgive my ignorance in the field of composition of street nicknames

reckon the guards are going to come for me any day now

really makes you think

you'll learn

Any of you fat twats have a TP-LINK Archer C9 router? Any good?

She actually looks really for 50 desu but she'd be a nightmare to go out with. She's really insecure, constantly asks me if she looks alright.

the Israeli just took all of our (You)'s and ran lads

i like the machine poster better if were being honest

Think janny is a poofter lads, this is still up

>/brit/memepost on another board
>get a lengthy serious reply

every time

>TP-LINK

haha, toilet paper link

why do you think he only deletes waifu posts?

>@post on another board
>get a bunch of angry replies telling me to go to reddit

banterlicious haha x

is no-fap worth it?

this is a fucking classic

people get so pissy about the missed (You)

>posting board specific ''memes'' on different boards

cancerous

It most definitely is

tell them you're not going to read a word of it

yeah it's pretty decent

find i struggle making eye contact when I'm low-t

scared of moving out because it means i'll have to buy my own toilet paper

>about the missed (You)

they're more annoyed over the fact that some reddit twat considers it an anti upvote

i reckon youre just being angry for the sake of it x

hahahaha

wont it make me super premature? like i feel wanking regularly makes me last longer.

you'd be severely mistaken

Just booted the neighbour's cat over the fence, I think it might be dead.

It's about time these creatures know who runs the world.

hahhaha

hmm......

*recalls the past few times I've had sex*

hmm..............

maybe

I'll sleep easier knowing there are people like you tackling the world's problems

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watching girls play video games on twitch

can't stand ben stiller

shit actor

wanking doesn't change test levels

Got 12 (You)s this thread
Think that's a record desu

literally cannot cum at all during sex, my willy will only yield the baby batter for mrs. palm and her five daughters

what girls
what games

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Have your 13th babe xxx

I do my bit. With the passage of time I will be looked back upon as a great man doing his duty for the interests of humanity

Hope they throw away the key desu.

I'm going to go to your house and destroy your boipussy you fucking roach

BASS FOR YOUR FACE LONDON

can't wait til you show up with a pair of mismatched tits calling yourself after the polish girl and they realize what a sick freak you are and expel you

Isn't thirteen an unlucky number?

This isn't a legal thing, already got away with that

janny's on point today

QUICKDRAW JANNY

Fuck off, you potato sucking taig

prove it

I certainly feel and act conciouslydifferent post-fap compared to no-fap

hope they throw the book at you xoxo

>not deleting your own posts to avoid ban

sounds good :)

wtf is a "taig"? shit tier insult lol

>dose yourself with hormones in an attempt to get sympathy in court
>your bail date passes
>regret nuking your bollocks

cant flinflan the jinjan

Just Allahu Akbar'd a bacon sandwich.

>autoupdate isn't catching poleaboo's posts
ffs janny wait for the 10 second mandatary period please

What, so you can report them?
They're getting deleted already, what's the problem?

hey hahaha

I want to read them
hate the twat but feel like I'm missing out with everyone quoting dead links

we're posting in a kpop thread though

Chicken and stuffing sandwich, big Red Bull and a 4 finger KitKat.

Based three quid meal deal

a formal greeting?

/lgbt/ convinced me that I'm trans again

Only deleted the one post

>I confirm that your email has been received and that the University will be in contact shortly regarding the misconduct hearing.

makes me HOWL desu

Should you take DNP on an empty stomach or a full stomach

I feel like I should start today or tomorrow

you're nothing but a deviant

thank god you sterilized yourself

oh saw that one, thought there was another I missed
feel rather foolish, please refrain from any more (You)s

he's starting DNP, he's gonna be dead soon haha

did a thing

I'm hearing conflicting things, some say 3 months is the max time it takes to become sterile, others say it's the minimum

Switching to Bica today anyway

Feel like /brit/ is doing the country a charity by involuntarily hosting pakipoo
He's castrated himself so there's less chance of him raping anybody else, all that's left is an insufferable prick and giving him an outlet here HOPEfully means no poor innocent will have to deal with his bullshit