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caretaker, take care of this mess
nobody likes you
>dating advice
>written by a woman
literally my gf
How fucking tragic is it that GBBO is the most popular show in the UK?
People baking fucking cakes and being judged by a scabby old biddie and a sleazy Scouse sex pest.
Fucking nuke this island.
> The BBC News team think that it's breaking headline news when some runts sign a deal to be on a baking program or not
thanks for the notifications about nothing you stupid cunts
Made me think
/éire/
We live in an age where people take Cred Forums seriously and "alt-righters" actually have a mainstream platform
Just think about that
>How fucking tragic is it that GBBO is the most popular show in the UK?
>People baking fucking cakes and being judged by a scabby old biddie and a sleazy Scouse sex pest.
>Fucking nuke this island.
When will yanks accept that George Washington was a terrorist?
no problem
your TV licence is paid up right? Can't provide this unparalleled service without your 'voluntary' contributions.
play ads?
why would we ever want to do that? I'm getting bored of my silver Porshe, I want a red one now.
:^)
>Smoking permanently damages DNA, new study finds
runts btfo yet again
what language do they speak in scotland? it sounds completely unlike anything i've ever heard before
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Used my new 5 blade razor today, it really does give a better shave
Only cut myself around the chin
Got some nice advice from /lgbt/ and MIGHT start DNP today
Got called a cuck on Cred Forums
Within 10 years desu.
>DNP
Ah yes I'll just consume literal poison
I thought it was gays who took up paganism because the bible said they were sinners
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>How fucking tragic is it that GBBO is the most popular show in the UK?
>People baking fucking cakes and being judged by a scabby old biddie and a sleazy Scouse sex pest.
>Fucking nuke this island.
It's been embarrassing and the way this story has permeated other news items on the BBC too and them having sly little digs at Channel 4.
They're acting as if it's the end of the entire fucking corporation, the sad cunts.
I thought so too
Fedora neckbeards love GBBO
this guy actually looks okay in a fedora
Plenty of people do it, even bodybuilders
also everything is poison
t. that guy
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Greater London
t'leccy??
Who is "Aquaanon" on Poleaboos blog?
Sounds too friendly, think she's really the Polish girl
>the electricity
Post bums
>this guy actually looks okay in a fedora
Not even sure why people like GBBO
do you really watch people baking cakes?
why not bake a cake yourself and then eat it?
*thinks about that*
>everything is poison
Uncouplers are considered poisonous at any level of consumption. This "argument" is mind bogglingly stupid
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"No"
>not watching it over dinner with your bakeress gf telling you everything they're doing wrong
Tramadol and E for me!!!!!!!!!!!
>talking over the programme
hmm yes "women" what great company
It's because TV channels chase ratings now rather than produce quality programs
im broke.......but im woke...........
LEGGO MY EGGWOLL!!
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>runts enjoy watching this tripe
might reread heart of darkness
woke is power..................
A redditor was arrested and fined for an offensive post found on this sub by a police office conducting "intelligence research" .... Does sit well with you?
ah yes, because GBBO clearly requires your full attention
>Nigel Farage: ‘I Now Strongly Think Trump Will Win’
ah yes, this has definitely not been posted before already
thank you very much for this original post
sorry was watching GBBO on Iplayer, did you say something sweetie?
>Nigel Farage: 'Every immigrant that exists in Britain without my knowing exists without my consent'
You fucking better be voting yank
There's a lad on a football forum who got questioned by the po-liss when he said a local councillor was corrupt, which she was as she had been receiving illegal "gifts"
I said Candice gets star baker
already voted for him in the primaries
voting for him again in november
getting everyone i know to vote for him as well
Fuck off
no one cared when it was poleaboo
nob
>I miss you
what does she want /brit/?
why do scots pronounce police as po liss?
how is that a reddit post you conspiracist mongkoid
en.wikipedia.org
>As the Scottish Darien Company was backed by 25–50% of all the money circulating in Scotland, its failure left the entire Lowlands almost completely ruined and was an important factor in weakening their resistance to the Act of Union (completed in 1707). The land where the Darien colony was built is virtually uninhabited today.
Imagine unironically being Scottish
movin like a freight train
can I interest the BBC in this new TV show idea with Mel, Sue, Mary and Ainsley Harriott: The Great British Cake Off.
flyin like an aeroplane
The Conservative Party: Putting the N into 'Cuts To Public Services'
what are you aussie fucks doing itt
i've been busting my fucking dick trying to keep the baltausnz general alive for the past 2 days and you cunts are just jerking off the autists here
can I interest the Olympics in accepting Robot Wars as a new sport in upcoming games
>not Ready Steady Bake
Eggheads' CJ de Mooi arrested on suspicion of murder
So basically bring back Techno Games?
I'm in
there's no reason for Australians to be posting in a /balt/ thread
completely different culture and demographic
plus I'd much prefer being passive aggresively berated for the slightest thing
i don't get it
Shawty Lo died lads ;_;
might listen to some music lads
that's because you're fat and stupid and fat tbqhwy fatlad
Just shows how terrible they are compared to comrade corbyn :L
stop killing the mandem
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Do they? I though it was an Ebonic.
The imam will hear about this
quite fancy that candace baker lady desu
Is this a potato?
do you have any inkling of human decency or are you just a nihilist hollow husk of a who enjoys nothing
>I though it was an Ebonic
Blacks say "poe lease"
Two schoolgirls screamed in my ear when I was walking to work. Why are teenage girls so awful? Why harass people like that. And there's no retaliation possible because they'll tell people I sexually assaulted them
>We all knew this. Johnson is quite simply the most despicable man- even worse than Blair. If he has any decency he will mea culpa and reverse Government position to remain.
Crikey
ye but why'd the scream at you lmfao
what did they scream
should have beaten the shit out of them
i get it
"cuts to publinc services"
>All the butthurt from the losers over the referendum
Kidnap them and make a sex tape la
Suck my plums, lads.
who is this and why is he posted in every thread?
>London's Muslim Mayor Tells New York and London to Get Used to Terrorism
>On a trip to New York, London's Muslim Mayor Sadiq Khan has said terror attacks are just "part and parcel" of urban life
ah yes, very impressive
*bites them off and chews on them*
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>he hasn't perfected the neutral aggression resting face that keeps strangers at bay without you looking deliberately angry
Enjoy being harassed
Kpop nonce
Funny
How come Bitcoin is ridiculously high atm?
How did they get a pic of him?
>mfw the entire world will revert back to the stone age once whites die out
heh maybe next time kids
just naired my bumhole
I believe he got doxxed
Yeah bwoi
our matty made a rookie mistake and took a picture of his computer with his name showing
The troglodyte doxxed himself
business idea: accidentally doxx myself then commit suicide
This guy seems like a PR nightmare . Everything he says generates controversy
Fucking kek
Bit lonely lads.
Don't understand why he would take a selfie like that, looks so sad and his eyes look empty
would like it if my knob was there instead of the pencil desu
well they're similar sized so
Only amongst Rorke publications like Breitbart. He's very popular amongst normal people.
>when a rap instrumental is inspired by gospel
Why don't they do this more?
so WHAT
His soul is empty
The only thing he lives for is pop of the korean variety
>He's very popular amongst normal people
Is he?
so buttons
if by 'normal' you mean 'entitled students'
yes, quite hard to be a bad mayor of london
Just looked in the mirror and realised I look incredibly handsome today. Good hair day, bit of stubble, nice shirt.
I'm still confused as to how some people end up doxxing themselves
they must do it on purpose
>normal people.
define "normal people" within this context
normal person here. think he's alright desu. just asked a lad in my office, he said he thinks he's alright too. lad seems normal so that's 100% of normal people surveyed that think he's alright.
>Daniel Radcliffe: 'Pretty Undeniable' That Hollywood Is Racist
Fuck off Harry Potter
Did the man who invented college go to college?
Just fucked up a phone interview
It was for a customer advisor at CO-OP (I think it was some call centre thing)
It started off well enough with them telling me the shift patterns and asking if it was full-time work I was after. tells me I passed the online assessment
Then she asked if I was currently working and prying into details of my last job, had to admit I had been unemployed for a year, she asked if I had been doing anything else during this period and other tough questions
Thought I was out of the woods but then she asked what I knew about the CO-OP group...I knew their origins from school since I'm from Rochdale but that's it.
Then she asked if I knew about the divisions of the company
I said "supermarket and uh banking"
Then she completely shredded what was left of my confidence by asking "do you know what role it is that you've applied for?"
I say "nope"
She then goes on to ask if I have any experience and other shit, questions where my answers are obviously negative
I'm just too flustered and give up, hand up the phone
as it gets later my posts are becoming more nonsensical
Did anyone end up sending stuff to Poleaboo's house?
Happens a lot with trips. They post for a while and assume they're well liked and get too comfortable. Then they start posting personal things and they end up doxxed. Happens to them all eventually.
the brain named itself
>China threatens countermeasures after Dalai Lama speaks at EU Parliament
oh dear lads
jar of anthrax
well fuck mate do you want to date men?
>Then she completely shredded what was left of my confidence by asking "do you know what role it is that you've applied for?"
>MFW i apply for so many jobs that i don't keep track of what job i get an interview for (which happens every 50 or so applications)
>terrible debater
>doesn't think immigrants should have to assimilate
>banned fitness posters from the underground
>thinks terrorism is a part of life
utter mong
>remains popular in London
>in London
well obviously
People who don't automatically assume all Pakis are extremist terrorists
>YouGov’s first poll of Londoners
Yes, of all the black and brown londoners who voted him in
got to get my hair cut today lads. used to do it myself with clippers for ages but paid for a toni+guy job once cos i was going to a wedding, and it looked ok so i went back. got suckered in and couldn't face going elsewhere after that but don't like paying £35 a pop. then the girl who cut my hair left so i figured i'd try the turkish barber down the road from my house. bit apprehensive ngl
>/brit/s detective skills
The lad took a picture of his garden in reply to me, and now he's apparently hooked to heroin
>Indigenous Australians know we're the oldest living culture – it's in our Dreamtime
lmao
just got off the phone with the council lads
>He has +30 approval ratings.
ffs, don't even care that he's a muzzie but no way does he deserves those ratings
he's just generic labour politician #481 with brown skin
He's probably popular across the whole country desu, don't think he's had any bad press or put a foot wrong. He's le nice reasonable paki man
People only like him because he's a paki though. He's done nothing impressive at all.
it's a representative sample lad don't be a mong
>probably popular
Not giving a shit doesn't mean he's popular
>its a mummy keeps cheeking out the new black neighbour episode
same could be said for Obama
swung in on a politcally correct rope
he's not even a muzzie, he's agnostic
Lads, anyone fancy coming to Iceland with me in November? I hear there's less of a divide between normies/abnormies, chads/betas etc and that the girls require less effort to fuck.
So hey maybe we can pull wahey
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>only realised that Head & Shoulders makes my dandruff worse after I bought two large bottles of it
JUST
go to america instead
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>The Governor of Charlotte has declared a state of emergency and called in the National Guard
*doxxes myself*
oops haha silly me
Hopper bus ticket
Plus, the mayor is meant to be a figurehead from the city and he's done that well.
the fire rises
getting some lunch lads brb
Joe Hart's gonna batter you for that, mate
I'm more of a Farmfoods man desu lad
*sends you a pizza*
i'm a lunatic who needs to be stopped
>same could be said for Obama
nah desu I like Obama (aside from foreign policy), at least he has a personality unique to his party and had made some independent decisions over his presidency
I guess Khan's only been mayor a short time, but still doesn't deserve such high approval ratings for being a stock Labour politician
Wish my boss would come back so I could leave and get lunch reeeeee. Pretty sure she's meeting some bloke as well, she left with loads of make-up on bless her.
standard.co.uk
dailymail.co.uk
voanews.com
Rasheed.
>tfw no big race riots in London
brisbane we made it
yelling bitch nigger at the police
Any requests for acoustic guitar songs to Vocaroo lads? Feeling a bit bored desu.
If you think he banned those adverts to appease Pakis rather than feminists you're a mong.
It does the same to me lad. Buy yourself some Nizoral. It costs £14 a bottle but it'll clear that mess up within a week or two.
didn't click on a single one of these
I almost posted my name on here when I was tripping on LSD.
She fit?
It's not meant to, the Zinc in H&S is meant to stop your head from shedding as much dead skin
Fucking hell, you're cool lad.
rape ya]
- big poppa
Why is England so intent on keeping the Union together? England really doesn't need any of the other nations.
dave
whoops haha sorry lads tripping my nuts off here
Just get somerhing sulfate free
Should sort dandruff out
Girl here, love lads that take drugs. They're so dangerous and exciting. Fancy meeting up for a shag?
wonderwall
business idea: music for the jilted generation
Almost posted my bank account info here once when I was tripping on caffeine
Nah, I'm one of life's great losers. I'd slash my throat and be done with it, but there's so much fucking fat there I don't think even with a swipe of my katana would nick the jugular.
Nobody wants to hear your shit guitar IRL, why the flying fuck would we request anything from you online, you tard
t. Londoner damage control
Rasheed.
>tripping on caffeine
fuwa fuwa time
Do you think it would be possible to hire a prostitute just to cuddle for a bit, maybe lick her fanny and touch her body? I'm not into penetrative sex cos I can't get a stiffy anyway with all the meds I'm on. I'm just bored and want a bit of company.
didn't read a word of this
Too many coca colas you mad twat haha
>licking a prozzie's fannie
fucking hell lad
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don't mess me about sunshine
>using /éire/ memes in /brit/
Get out
on a nice SSRI and ibuprofen combination lads
Just go fellate the handle of a public toilet and be done with it
This just doesn't even make sense anymore.
woooooaaaaaa ....
sorry lads just tripping on anime
Irish people not reading isn't a meme, it's reality
>he doesn't orally pleasure ladies of the night
Wew lad you should try it. There's often a wide range of tastes and smells down there that you won't find anywhere else.
love my gf tbqhwyl
gross
>tries to insult a country famous for it's literature
Stick to the famine jokes la
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throw a paracetamol into the mix and you're set
FOY
gf just cucked me this
Put the Normies in a bin put the Normies in a bin put the Normies in a bin AAAAAAROOOOOOOOOO
The people on YouGov are unreal. They may genuinely have more autists per poster than Cred Forums.
I was being serious btw.
got called a cunt in woolies earlier lads
She's the best desu
It's 6 in the morning here I'm proud of myself for managing to think that up while this sleep deprived
this fetid festering shit hole smells like fetid SHIT
did anyone watch National Treasure?
FOY
>tfw finished LOTR trilogy again
>tfw escapism has gone
>tfw back in my boring life as a pawn to my boss
yui's voice actor is a fucking beast
Got a drug test today lads. I ate some poppy seeds the other day I'm fucked
The ending is so fucking shit though that I find it easy to leave it.
yeah it was a shite
foy
i feel like i'm /brit/'s favorite yank
Quite fond of you ngl.
Can't wait for independence lads.
England is going to burn when Brexit comes and we'll be high and dry with all their banks.
foy
they're justing yanking your chain hahahahahahahaha
retort
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>tfw the hobbit was fucking shite
id put all of you runts into the ground tbqh
Pls no bully.
Bastard recording cut out after 38 seconds, will try and rectify this in future recordings.
just finished reading the k-on novelisation again
>Using pof instead of EliteSingles
You lot are a lost cause.
I really don't mind most of the Yanks that are on /brit/. It's the Canucks and the Aussies that are the worst, closely followed by the Paddies.
There's also that Algerian cock knocker who is an utter arsebiscuit too.
i feel like i'm /brit/'s least favorite jew
and im the only jew posting
enjoying my FOY (You) stimulus package lads
Extended edition?
Wish I could eradicate every Yank in this thread
mumsie uses elite singles
she's not really elite tho
more like favourite wank wahey
shan't be listening to a second of this
I've had the trilogy sat on my hard drive for about two years maybe, and still not bothered with it.
LOUIS
YOU'RE TURNING FERAL LOUIS
I'M GOING TO CALL NINE NINE NINE LOUIS
NIM, STOP DEFENDING HIM, HE'S SICK
post fucking machines
i am the best poster here tbf
pity that the other irish posters are so awful
youtube.com
this is the best version of wonderwall
But if you're the only Jew posting, then you're also our favourite Jew :3
Yeah, watched it online and they all have the extended version
post jewish conspiracies or i'll beat your shins
you're the worst person I know
Stop fucking shouting you mongoloid
i was listening to that just yesterday lol, whatre we like xx
gf is off on another girls night out with her gay friend Jamal
Hope she has a good time
rasheed
It's 12pm
gf is out whoring herself for a bag of scag again lads
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rorke
i hate all jews but george soros is definitely my least favourite jew currently
it's spelt skag, yank
I've had a long think and I don't think Jamal is gay and he's probably inside her rn
forgive my ignorance in the field of composition of street nicknames
reckon the guards are going to come for me any day now
really makes you think
you'll learn
Any of you fat twats have a TP-LINK Archer C9 router? Any good?
She actually looks really for 50 desu but she'd be a nightmare to go out with. She's really insecure, constantly asks me if she looks alright.
the Israeli just took all of our (You)'s and ran lads
i like the machine poster better if were being honest
Think janny is a poofter lads, this is still up
>/brit/memepost on another board
>get a lengthy serious reply
every time
>TP-LINK
haha, toilet paper link
why do you think he only deletes waifu posts?
>@post on another board
>get a bunch of angry replies telling me to go to reddit
banterlicious haha x
is no-fap worth it?
this is a fucking classic
people get so pissy about the missed (You)
>posting board specific ''memes'' on different boards
cancerous
It most definitely is
tell them you're not going to read a word of it
yeah it's pretty decent
find i struggle making eye contact when I'm low-t
scared of moving out because it means i'll have to buy my own toilet paper
>about the missed (You)
they're more annoyed over the fact that some reddit twat considers it an anti upvote
i reckon youre just being angry for the sake of it x
hahahaha
wont it make me super premature? like i feel wanking regularly makes me last longer.
you'd be severely mistaken
Just booted the neighbour's cat over the fence, I think it might be dead.
It's about time these creatures know who runs the world.
hahhaha
hmm......
*recalls the past few times I've had sex*
hmm..............
maybe
I'll sleep easier knowing there are people like you tackling the world's problems
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watching girls play video games on twitch
can't stand ben stiller
shit actor
wanking doesn't change test levels
Got 12 (You)s this thread
Think that's a record desu
literally cannot cum at all during sex, my willy will only yield the baby batter for mrs. palm and her five daughters
what girls
what games
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Have your 13th babe xxx
I do my bit. With the passage of time I will be looked back upon as a great man doing his duty for the interests of humanity
Hope they throw away the key desu.
I'm going to go to your house and destroy your boipussy you fucking roach
BASS FOR YOUR FACE LONDON
can't wait til you show up with a pair of mismatched tits calling yourself after the polish girl and they realize what a sick freak you are and expel you
Isn't thirteen an unlucky number?
This isn't a legal thing, already got away with that
janny's on point today
QUICKDRAW JANNY
Fuck off, you potato sucking taig
prove it
I certainly feel and act conciouslydifferent post-fap compared to no-fap
hope they throw the book at you xoxo
>not deleting your own posts to avoid ban
sounds good :)
wtf is a "taig"? shit tier insult lol
>dose yourself with hormones in an attempt to get sympathy in court
>your bail date passes
>regret nuking your bollocks
cant flinflan the jinjan
Just Allahu Akbar'd a bacon sandwich.
>autoupdate isn't catching poleaboo's posts
ffs janny wait for the 10 second mandatary period please
What, so you can report them?
They're getting deleted already, what's the problem?
hey hahaha
I want to read them
hate the twat but feel like I'm missing out with everyone quoting dead links
we're posting in a kpop thread though
Chicken and stuffing sandwich, big Red Bull and a 4 finger KitKat.
Based three quid meal deal
a formal greeting?
/lgbt/ convinced me that I'm trans again
Only deleted the one post
>I confirm that your email has been received and that the University will be in contact shortly regarding the misconduct hearing.
makes me HOWL desu
Should you take DNP on an empty stomach or a full stomach
I feel like I should start today or tomorrow
you're nothing but a deviant
thank god you sterilized yourself
oh saw that one, thought there was another I missed
feel rather foolish, please refrain from any more (You)s
he's starting DNP, he's gonna be dead soon haha
did a thing
I'm hearing conflicting things, some say 3 months is the max time it takes to become sterile, others say it's the minimum
Switching to Bica today anyway
Feel like /brit/ is doing the country a charity by involuntarily hosting pakipoo
He's castrated himself so there's less chance of him raping anybody else, all that's left is an insufferable prick and giving him an outlet here HOPEfully means no poor innocent will have to deal with his bullshit