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What do you live for?

kanker

4 more hours ::d

I unironically agree with that picture. I just wish Europe hadn't gone full retard with the concept.

leaf :Dd ddd D

swamp jew, you are my greatest ally

I just got back from America.
I thought those fat people riding in those scooters was just a meme and that you rarely ever see them. But I saw those fuckers all over the place

>''''''ALL AMERICAN''''''

OFFICIAL MONTH POWER RANKINGS

1. SEPTEMBER
2. JUNE
3. JANUARY
4. MAY
5. NOVEMBER
6. APRIL
7. OCTOBER
8. DECEMBER
9. JULY
10. MARCH
11. AUGUST
12. FEBRUARY

?

Which state(s)?

Postin while drivin :^)

>Mexican respect for the general safety of others
>Mexican respect for the rule of law

ye that is not just a meme, it's tru.
but hey, at least they are outside of their house, unlike the Mexican fatties who just sort of jabba the hutt around all day

reported for bullying

ey puto

tu madre

ey hurensohn
deine mutter

The two frontrunners for president in the USA are an obviously corrupt career criminal and a clownlike buffoonish cartoon character. Why does America insist on being a meme?

We're still the freest nation on earth cancuck

I'm gay.

Holy shit, finally i have seen a black person in mexico, and in my city.

25 years to see one, dude was literally bill cosby without beard.

Was he a nigger?

No, dude was really presentable and had running clothes he was well, running, but not from police this time.

Think of a rich black person from the 80s going out for a walk in tennis clothes.

me 2

Why would he go to Mexico
Don't u guys hate blacks?

Blacks? No.
Niggers? Yeah, a lot.

Wanna cuddle?

They don't usually hate blacks, its just that they don't have a PC filter for them and will call them out if they act niggerish.
t.Chicano who's been to several regions of mexico with the family.

I did that thing again where I bought too many video games that I won't beat.

sorry i only cuddle cute bois not big gay homos like you

haha home

We need to get rid of Niggers

Keep the blacks

Got a question, lads.

What's good word for 'vagina' that's neither too vulgar, too overtly sexual or too medical sounding? Something as neutral sounding as possibility, perhaps with some air of elegance to it.

I agree. All healthy men regardless of race or ethnicity who are NEETS for more than 2 years should be executed. The world would be a much better place

Cunny.

punani

I kinda wana know, why is superman holding that little Asian boy so close...?

muff

vaginālā atvere

Cheers, lads.

Trying to get a girl to send me some photos but I don't want to creep her out.

Brüder, überm Sternenzelt
Muß ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Seid umschlungen,
Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt!
Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Götterfunken.

Vag (pronounced vaj)
Coochy
Hoo-ha
Girl pee pee

WTF I love zombies now.

youtube.com/watch?v=vGEeIyuLcO0

twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/778897016390901760

jews are professional bullshitters

Why are the police killing innocent black Americans

>blacks
>innocent

What about the lad who was killed by the female officer?

He was reaching for a gun

He was?

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=vQuBOdStf0o

let's do it buds

I was waiting on a red light tho. Now i'm safe and sound atending class rn

>When the cancerous underage namefag returns
I thought summer was over already

The problem with people these days is they care more about bein right than about finding out the truth
You got all these people preaching open mindedness telling you how ignorant you are for not thinking the same way they do

I got a 68.5/100 on my exam

Feels like I could have done a lot worse but not necessarily happy with my grade. Odd feeling tbqh

what happened to stray x?

>Mexicans think that USD is $20 now because hillary got sick and trump might win
Shit, not sure how retarded this is.

Isn't it though?

>Mexicans think that USD is $20 now
Come again?

1 USD = 20MXN.

It is for banks and business.

What was the exam on?
Also did your prof say what the class average was?
Maybe it was a tough test.

SOMEONE ON THIS CAMPUS GAVE ME A FUCKING COLD

>Normie fucks in my Biochemistry group got 60s and 70s on the first exam
>All Chem engs
>I got a 90
>Im a bio major
Is the Engineers being retarded/undisciplinec meme true?

Think I might fail pe

>tfw i infected 3 of my classrooms with cough

literally how

Don't follow directions well

monster
?

It was a finance course, I'll probably here about it next class on Monday

Its still not a failing grade

same, but I'm a geology major

IM A MOTHERFUCKING STARBOY

morning, /cum/sluts

shut up NEET

Proofs?

Im not a NEET anymore

Y-You didn't

IM FREE

FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw the apartment complex across the street leaves their pool gate open and nobody ever uses the pool because it's not brand new or super fancy

This is the life

>using a pool in late september

>living somewhere ever out of god's warmth
baka desu senpai

>hands wont stop shaking
>dont know why
Havent done any drugs except a bunch of coffee but no more than usual
Maybe I should do some

did you eat? I drink a lot of coffee but if I'm ever hungry the caffeine makes me shake

but you're just sitting beside the pool and not using it either

I didn't end up picking up my gf last night
She stayed over at her friend's house

but she asked me to go with them this morning
it's gonna be fun

sorry son, she cheated on you. it's probably your fault

...

No
I doubt it
she just got caught up talking with a friend she hasn't seen in a long time

it's cool

>it's cool
famous last words

I'm italian and I don't think americans should be allowed to call their round shaped plastic "food" pizza

user. Does the friend have a penis or is your girlfriend college age? Either way, I think you need a new one.

>I'm italian
I completely disregarded the rest of this post

what makes you think we care?

*devours feces*

I'm American and I don't think Italians should be allowed to call their boot shaped plastic "country" Italy

doesn't pretty much every country have american style pizza?

Whatever

The friend was a girl, and I'm 29 she's 26

Perhaps you're safe, user. At least until she gets bored.

I agree with your beautiful a post, Luigi.

I'm not worried about anything
Also if she wanted to be with somebody else she'd let me know

God must love the 50th most dangerous city in the world because its 48°C here.

hello, am I welcome in the country built by white immigrants?

no commies allowed

>white

She does, everytime she goes out to visit her "old friends"

we only take russian gays here

let's see that dick

It doesn't work like that moron

just kill your girlfriend already

Okay then, how does it work?

yeah i ate breakfast, eating lunch right now
if i dont calm down enough before school i'll just pop some clonazepam, took 0.5mg just 10 mins ago so hopefully that sets in

would you play it?

I already told you
she'd let me know first and ask for my approval

No
I love her

>she'd let me know first and ask for my approval
>

>Bodyweight exercises
Pfft, this is okay for beginners but it needs a squat app

People from Cred Forums are a bunch of meanies

Business idea: we buff D.Va

I guess you've never been in a trusting relationship you virgin faggot

>trusting women
I don't trust women to count my change, man

>throwing around accusations
>slander
>still defending your cucking
wew

If only u guys were in /cum/'s irc

I get my fill of autism here, thanks.

yeah i ate breakfast, eating lunch right now
if i dont calm down enough before school i'll just pop some clonazepam, took 0.5mg just 10 mins ago so hopefully that sets in

yes, we're really missing out on CIA and LMM having an autism contest

they're actually pretty cool people

who would want to miss this

Whatever faggots
I'm out of here

they're just being ironically autistic

Off to prep the bull then lad?

Ummm his country was built by whites AND blacks

Cutting my own hair buds. What should I go for?

shave it all off

JUST

bald and brash

wew lads

How's it going buds

What are you listening to today?

youtube.com/watch?v=wHwsKwJAAcY

Are u black

I'm glad they're autistic about self moderation, they at least stay on topic to their board. Not many non dead boards can say that.
Cred Forums for example has become Cred Forums lite + old Cred Forums with flags.

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>old Cred Forums with flags.
I like it
It makes shitposting more of a challenge not being able to post nsfw

I don't understand how to play dva

>ever being a Cred Forumsfag

gee lad

i used to browse Cred Forums but not as much as to consider myself one of them

I haven't been one if over 6 years

also
>lad
don't use that word here bud

what seems to be the problem lad

Post your state/province's most famous landmark.

Pic related.

do you have a garage?

probably this or the Golden Gate Bridge

yes

Yes

btw is your refrigerator running?

he's not your lad, bud

Don't even have to Google

...

Useless eyesore that's only function is a tourist trap

I'm not your buddy guy

Who else /blueskies/?

I remember the first time I heard about Obama was on a late-night talk show and they were joking about that.

Wait that pic is legit

I have a car port. It's just a roof for me car

if I had a car

bet you could trap a lot of tourists in there tbqh

>i own a car and one american doesn't own a car
ajjajjaja mexico is richer than the usa!!

please no bully I'll eat the rich any day now

don't worry things may be entirely different in two years

i love being a foreigner in canada desu

where are you from?

hello chocolate bar

>here about it
>here
kys

Proud to be voting for Based Hillary
youtube.com/watch?v=xrkPe-9rM1Q

How the Fuck do Mexicans have internet

finally have a house with a yard and few neighbors

what school of maker project should I practice first? I think I've narrowed it down to woodworking, pottery, or metalworking. never took shop class so I'm totally fresh, need to buy tools and everything.

I will dedicate my first half-decent project to /cum/

Where's Footkraut?
I unironically had a dream about sucking on the toes of this fob chink girl in my class

elaborate

What are some of the best cities or neighborhoods for families to live in in Canada? Most importantly with low crime, educated populace and high quality of life. doesn't matter if costly.

>doesn't matter if costly.
If money is no object, Vancouver >>>>>>> the rest.

youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q

it's going to be a moment of great relief the world over when she gets elected, desu

Any of the larger cities in the Maritimes except Halifax, like Moncton, St. John, Charlottetown, etc.

He asked for low crime, Vancouver has government funded heroin clinics, homeless everywhere, and a higher crime rate than the GTA

Shaved most of it off, looks like shit cause I sliced myself quite a lot shaving it and missed some spots but I'll manage.

No

>use Matrix to absorb shots as it can block most projectiles
>harass using guns
>boost and potentially push people off the map
>use ultimate recklessly in an attempt to kill people who are grouped up

That's about it.

It's been awhile since I had a good Tom Tom Tamale

I don't think you made the best decisions possible today

Those programs don't create crime, they're to stop the spread of AIDS and shit from junkies sharing needles. That's all. There are homeless in every big city on the planet, from my experience Vancouver isn't really that bad.
I'd be more worried about Chinese people than the homeless. Homeless are a meme issue unless he plans to live in crack central East Van, which I'm assuming he doesn't cause money is apparently not an issue. Vancouver is pretty clean and safe. You have to look for trouble to find it.

I'm going to come clean with you guys. I like cute women.

Like many people, I enjoy alternating between swimming in the pool and sitting beside it.

I live in Florida so it's still Summertime.

But why

fag

Gay

Cred Forums was ruined by over-moderation and basically banning people for having fun.

Cred Forums five years ago was so fucking comfy, now I am only interested in a couple threads at a given time because the whole board is only generals now and there are no more power rankings of off topics stuff or old school hip hop threads like there used to be.

>6 hours is enough of sleep

If we gas all the old people will we solve our nation's denbt problems?

5 hours is enough to sleep

>5 *yawn* hours- uh- is- uh- enough sleep

ftfy

Same, meng

good american boys

No
Gas the lazy punk neets
Old people are good people

National debt is a Jewish scare tactic used to distract you.
Our have Wall Street Wizards to remedy that.

This, nothing wrong with diversity

Especially when it involves a black girl bouncing on my viking dick desu

Me too. For some reason Europe is better at fucking things up than USA is.

>Old people are good people

>viking dick
Nice try Abdullah.

It's 4:20, anyone else smoking?

Yeah I know my weed is shit, gonna try to get some dank to mix it with.

Exprain

Better than leeches who people waste their taxes on until they suicide

At least old people worked hard and lived long

WE WUZ WIKINGS N SHIET, PEKKA!

Yeah, I should've waited firm my roommate to come home so he could do it for me, but I just washed up so it looks somewhat better.

Because I like to feel the autumn breeze blow on my bare scalp, that's why.

Why are Europeans obsessed with trains. Is it autism?

I would run a train on her if you know what I am saying

Doesn't look too bad up close, but is very leafy and has a gross piney smell instead of a sour, dank smell.

Better be a white train if you know what I'm talking about.

This train doesn't burn any coal if you can transcribe what I'm vocalizing.

You can trust me.

Is Charlotte a crappy city?
I've lived in Raleigh my whole life I never got the impression it was different

Why not just run through them?

Good for nature and shit nigga.

Because trains are cool and comfy.

I wish the blacks would go back to Africa and be KAAAAANGZ there already

That's not the case with Cred Forums, its been that way since at least 2011 when I started lurking there and it does a decent job at keeping the majority of Cred Forumsirgins and Cred Forumstards from spreading their cancer there.

I want to fuck those thighs

why does /cum/ steal and /brit/ memes and general culture at any opportunity they can?

bit sad you don't have a shred of original thought permitted

that's my wife you cunt

>implying she would even look in the direction of a limp wristed fatboi such as yourself

>It's 4:20, anyone else smoking?

>Yeah I know my weed is shit, gonna try to get some dank to mix it with.

Nobody steals /brit/ memes

no clue what you're talking about bud

that's not the point I only want the THIGHS

youtube.com/watch?v=hosMejZZfo4

who?

>why does /cum/ steal and /brit/ memes and general culture at any opportunity they can? bit sad you don't have a shred of original thought permitted

>it is so ingrained into the north american mind that they cant even tell that they do it anymore

jesus christ that's terrifying, i wonder what happened to the people at the front of the line

>tfw some fag at work unironically vapes
Can't not laugh at him desu

what flag is that?

Why aren't we allowed to just use aerial drone strikes on these people, again?

>Why aren't we allowed to just use aerial drone strikes on these people, again?

bongistan lad

it's an island full of stinky brown people who shit in the streets

Sounds awful. Was it always like that?

>group assignment
>group members are saying memes in real life

Beautiful. I'm not a fan of Donald "flip flop" trump but I hope he wins just so he can add these fucks as domestic terrorists.

vocaroo.com/i/s0E7s6MxHg1u

i unironically think anita sarkeesian is a very attractive woman

In a room full of autistic English majors. What do?

youtube.com/watch?v=26ToSKdfeRY

>mfw I unironically chew Redman

>actually has something he can discuss with people and make friends.
>instead he gets triggered and makes a blog post on a meme sharing Laotian forum.

What options are there for a history major?

Say "could of" and watch them sperg

Fast food chains and Walmart

I majored in history and now I make 300k/y managing a hedge fund

I hate seeing Cred Forums memes on campus
Lots of cuck chalk graffiti all over now

he's gone user

nothing's gonna bring him back

Really?
How'd you manage that?

the fuck

Yeah ;_;

Great man

you really want friends who are spouting memes irl?

I just sent in an application for the position of hedge fund manager online and they hired me

Any prior work experience in that field?

Nope, I was hired straight out of college. I never even did an internship

GOD DAMN IT

I was masturbating and then my roommate knocks on the door. Thankfully he forgot his key or I would have been caught
But the main point here is that I really wanted to finish and now I'm not able to

m.imgur.com/a/88Q6X

No.
Just trying to give you shit since you kind of implied you're somehow superior while blog posting in this shithole

Now I'm more than a bit skeptical

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/779056333249142784

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Uhh

What did he mean by this?

...

it ends tonight

Good riddance, let it all burn to the ground.

What happened

Holy shit can we just nuke /qa/

All it did was sent a flood of "meta" shitposts to all the boards

I want to be a roadie lads. Any bands posting in /cum/?

Oh baby

I will visit the US one day.
Or Canada.
Idk.

They made thread about this twitter update on Cred Forums and everyone is going crazy about the dubs in the thread
Le fuck do I say

you say check em

tell them you're mongolian hiro from the future and the site will be as real as finland very soon

We're full

Stay over there. Cred Forums is a shithole who's active members consist of underage retards.

rip /cum/

Just visiting.
Cultural exchange.
Experience.

keep crying bitch nigga

Carry on then.

but i hate Cred Forums

No, it's actually pretty nice.

>A C*nadian that browses Cred Forums
Not surprising from reddit:the country.

I think Cred Forums is shit but I hate even more the holier-than-thou attitudes some people have about not liking it

yeah, they're a bit fucked up and maybe have some insecurities, but they're a part of this website, we're all in this together

this 2bh

RIP Cred Forums

somewhere along the line Cred Forums got too popular and was invaded by dumb kids too obsessed with memery
like they'll post some random shit asking "is this Cred Forums approved?" or "redpill me on x" without the ability to formulate their own opinion or do their own research on a topic
in the end it is 100% what a Cred Forums politics board is capable of being

>mention of Cred Forums makes you poo your pants
>has the audacity to call me a redditor

stop being a whiny little no-balls baby

>canadian banter

Cred Forums may be Cred Forums 2.0 but at least there's a bit of oldfaggotry there.

triggered faggot

>can only reply with le triggered meme
>I'm the one who's triggered
ok kid

I wouldn't mind them if they kept to their containment board but they can't help but shill their ideologies and politics on every board. Cred Forums are the biggest shills on Cred Forums and has the highest rate of crossposting reddit/Cred Forums.
>Post a single sentence saying something negative on Cred Forums shilling
>lel you mad triggered u sjw cuck xDd
Posting reddit links and screencaps is commonplace there.

>dude REDDIT lmao

like Cred Forums isn't full of cringy redditors. You just find Cred Forums offensive, be honest. If you're the kind of persons that loses your shit at the sheer mention of the board then you are no better than the stormweenies.

the only person losing their shit is you though

lol "cum"

Removing Cred Forums would be an abjectly retarded move.

Not really. I don't browse it because its identical to sjw rhetoric, if you're not with them you're against them. (You) are proving me right BTW just read your posts.

What happened?

There's been worse done on this site.

I agree, the retards would spill over even more than they already do.

>tfw internet is complete shit and barely loading webpages on my computer
>fine on my tablet and phone
;_;

cuck is a really funny word, I don't actually understand politics or economics but that is a great word imo

I'm developing a niqab fetish

Clear your cache, run CCleaner, and turn it off and on again

I think Janny's going to have a heart attack if Cred Forums goes full samson option and invades Cred Forums

>I don't browse it because its identical to sjw rhetoric

Cred Forums is identical to sjw rhetoric? You mean some Cred Forumsaks use rhetoric that's just the other side of the coin. I agree, but you're still stupid.

youtube.com/watch?v=GWJhD0Eb1lM

Glad we could /cum/ to an agreement. I'll use a trigger warning next time

310th

You're not gonna make me mad, junior.

Is that who I think it is?

(Lia from teens react)

Indeed

actually, like a 20% of poltards are jews

people have posted her pics for years
why do you have to ask?

who the fuck watches that shit?