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A celebration?

D.A.K.

16.10.16

I love a girl but I don't know how to tell her. she haunts me every evening before I go to sleep when I sleep my eyes and think about her curves. I'm fed up to be a social retard.

hi

p.s.

i love estonia

Hello i have awaken

Send her a box with your dick in it

hello
thanks
Good morning my friend

Hi

How do I join the mafia?

If you dont know already and need to ask you never will. Sorry

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I want that website to be real

probably the best manners in this thread
thanks

Pls help me

On Cred Forums while taking the shīīoiwer ģhaha

hmmmm
having some thoughts at the moment

And my thoughts?

kill me fqm

hi

>Kaip praneša Šiaulių apskrities VPK, trečiadienį apie 17 val. Šiauliuose, Pabalių g., namuose neblaivus vyras (gim. 1980 m.) rožiniu smaugė močiutę (gim
. 1927 m.). Moteris kūno sužalojimų nepatyrė.
It's like real news is immitating Onion.

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done

Having some Hesburger thoughts atm lads
Thoughts?

Fatty

>two burgers and fries
>sitty alone
Fatty-bom-bom

Hesburger is ok tier

>no sauce with fries
wew lad

thought it was once

the resurrection?

They're not frice, they're pieces of chicken in a soya garnishing with a chilli sauce

How many weet bix can you eat?

>(((soy)))

What are you 1,5m gnome that you can only hold 1 burger?
6

I eat more than once throughout the day.

Right, soy

You eat those bad boys raw or with milk?

With milk, and peaches if I have any.

Eating them raw Isn't that fun.

balt?

more like literal shit

hehe xd

Just grabbed 2 italian white wines for 3€ each instead of 5€ each at Iki

Thoughts?

Did you get some goon too?

xdd

What is goon?

Shto eta gun??? Ja nie panimaju

thanks

Wine in a bag

Ah, no I didn't
Do you have vermouth in Australia?

Hello again friends

Yee

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Where is your gf? Why are you eating alone?

Hi.

Wow you're finally eating something that looks like real food. Hello how are you doing?

Hi

looks good

Thanks

i dont consider myself a weaboo for what it's worth

HI

Litva, pls don't kill urself...

mówi się litwa pojebie

I'm eating doshirak, thanks for asking.

Poland, pls don't kill urself...

hello /Aus/ + /baltnz/

it's /lit/ + rus these days mostly 2bh

Is that some curry, nigger?

hello /aus/ +/litrus/

No. /lit/ + /natasha/

Lithuania

is full of niggers

hello 7th state

hello West Island

hello

hello future australian clay

wow I ordered an long island today and the waiter asked me for passport to check if I'm older than 18. I'm 30 actually XD

my bum is ready to become ur clay right now.

hmmmmm

What information does this image contain?

I can not read it.

Number of babies born in Lithuania.

ah yes, of course

Oh and 2016 data is only till August.

Good year for breeding it seems.

Good places to buy (mens) clothes in Tallinn? I just started a new job and today a colleague I just met asked me to join to take a few drinks tomorrow, together with other colleagues I have not yet met. I'm freaking out because I got nothing to wear but litterally 2 shirts. Help me out brehs?

Seems like a lot of fucks were give on new years eve.

just wear the 2 shirts

Weave some new shirts out of flax.

Saves coin.

you guys are so helpful

Red:Wave: Selling flax 100ea

Icelads never die

Just get a clean casual dress shirt, there must be tons of shops selling those.

You're right so just wait like any good man does.

My right foot has a blister on it as well.

>mfw that other swede is just stealth Icelad

funni runescape pic lol

Nice

dovydas?

nice

A friend is cuck.

Tomorrow comes today.

>melbourne
>all churches have signs saying "refugees welcome"
>in the city only 1 in 5 people are white
>hmmmm

come home balt man

I am Shrek

G'evening, fellow c/balt+ausnz/unts.

protestantism tbqh

I hope by lord and saviour the image meant Kek, the official /balt/ + /ausnz/ religious path and god.

It's raining like hell and I have no jacket, lads.

Hello do you see me?

hello, yes i see you

thanks

did i say you could talk?

>be from Melbourne
>Latvian gf leaves you

catholicism tbaqh

very good
very bad

underrated post

>not Kekolocism

benis
prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't

Search European people art on google images or American inventors on google.

Jewgle really makes you think

Kaaaaaaaarums!

because there is nothing to prove

>why yes i do believe in a mysterious heaven man
xDDDDDD

good for you, champ

Hmm this problem is hard to solve...hmmm

>using google
lol haha waddup boi

>yandex

is it 1/3?

*2/3 was thinking of silver lol

cho skazal? gans

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>replying to pedo*oto

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sorry

>be 14 year old Estonian girl
>get stabbed to death by refugees
oh my maybe that rainbow map really means something

thanks

Shitstonia btfo

Hmmmmmmm

hi

>retarded pedo is making shit up
>btfo
pretty fucking lame tbf

>get stabbed to death
shitstonia, everyone.

Will Shitstonia ever recover?

It's because you phrase your sentence like a nigger. Try writing like a white person and it will show white results also people is automatically associated with people of color in googles algorithm.

>niggers
>people
liberalstonia, everyone.

lmao what's with the try-hard kiddies itt? everybody on their period? xdd

>be shitstonian
>get stabbed
lmao

>i watch cuck porn
>t. estonia

wtf

WTF I hate Estonia now

I'm too lazy to check

What's the cheapest hostel in Riga?

>so much mad from the two shitstains of baltic
keep it coming bois! i'm enjoying the attention :DDD

>be shitstonian
>get btfo
lmao

your mums cunt lmao

>the best day of the year is 9th may
>t. estonia

WTF

I was in cheapy hostel, somewhere in the old town, not sure if it's cheapest, but was pretty cheap for me and in the old town

It doesn't have to be in the old town.

then just scan some booking sites, you won't get anything from here

D

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E

I tried
Everything is like 9eur
I guess I'll just pick a random one

I want to eat rice

TV is full of political ads

>watching tv at a non-basketball time

You're getting lazy with your cooking.
This is the third time in a row you're posting a similar dish. You should make some soup.

Only similar thing is rice compared to my last meal.

The one before the curry was some kind of a stir fry as well.

What do you guys think of the band Gorillaz?

really makes me think

It was different tho.

Lith Chad post ur pic again :3

Really?

>total asylum seekers per 1 million inhabitants
>openbordersstonia
>welcomeeveryonetvia

Oh I remember, you had borscht before that. Make some pancakes.

We're at ~35 per million right now.

>you had borscht before that
I don't remember that.

Is there more than one estonian foodposter? Simply amazing.

that was another user and it was solyanka

t. another user

airbnb

doing sex and travel, lads.

Germany yes. And those assholes don't give Russians visas for a long period. Fucking Paki lovers.

>sex and travel
идeшь нaхyй?

reeh

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>that PC
How are 90s?

that's a weird corn and a weird plate

don't need a good pc, not into gaming anyways

>Windows XP

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

I feel so extraordinary, something's got a hold on me

Estonia, can you confirm this?

So here's the thing, take this as truth, user.

The bigger the girl, the more ass crack there is. Bigger girls, when they wipe front to back (to prevent shit from swiping across their vagina) tend to leave a bit of shit still in their ass crack.

Yeah, it may be lazy or un-hygienic, but it does happen. It's just a side effect of bigger girls.

If sex is planned, you'll almost never experience the smell. Most girls clean well, and they are super particular about smells. Best time to do anal is after a shower, of course.

All of that said, if it's a spur of the moment type thing, and the girl hasn't had time to "freshen up" scented/flavored lubes will definitely hide most of the smell.

Speaking from experience here. Just trust me.

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Well that sure took a long ass time for a reply. I guess nobody reads moonrunes anymore.

thank you for the insight

I smell like shit and I'm not going to do anything about it

I miss my gf...

is this a question?

I miss her too xDDDD

Posting comfy pictures.

Looks like a jew.
Was she a foreigner?

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i miss her too

Hello my fellow /balti/ians
How was today's debate on LRT?

There is one chubby eestie girl itt. I wanted her thoughts on this statement:
>The bigger the girl, the more ass crack there is. Bigger girls, when they wipe front to back (to prevent shit from swiping across their vagina) tend to leave a bit of shit still in their ass crack.

From Spain.

9.67/10

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>Eestie

Kys

Gintautai?

Mantai?

>There is one chubby eestie girl itt.

Ne...

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>Taste my own smegma
>It doesn't taste like cheese

Why is it called dick cheese?

Nu va, būtum Gintautas, tai nebūtum su ja išsiskyręs.

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Good evening

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looks like some kind of dark satanistic ritual

how many nicknames have you got in real life?
I have like 6

n-no

fuck marry kill

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>taste my own cum
>tastes like snot with that distinct cummy taste

i find it weird that cum has this weird dryish aftertaste, almost like a white wine?

I don't like the aftertaste at all. It kind of burns my throat and I can't wash it down with water either, so for the next hour I feel like I have cum in my mouth.

Coke or some other sweet drink usually solves the problem imo--

I'll have to try this.

because it resembles in texture and in some form it smells like cheese i guess.


s-so have you only tried to taste your own cum?

My own only.

I offered a "friend" of mine a blowjob while I was really drunk but he declined and told my parents the morning after

Funny part was that he started licking my face while I was lying passed out on the bathroom floor unable to stand up

but there at least 4 girls ITT.

You would think that, but you'd be wrong.

Where is that guy who wanted a twink Lithuanian bf, he will not get a better chance then this for him.

Or was it a Latvian twink bf?

>VLND
mida ta sellega mõtles? viljandi?

What's going on here?

he wanted a latvian one ;_:

pieci

hmm ;_;

*RING RING*
NEW MEME ALERT, BOYS XDDDD

columbus got lost again lol

I've tasted my own cum once. Gf started making out with me after swallowing my load. It was odd tasting my own cum and her pussy at the same time. Taste was alright. A bit tart, but fruity.

what the fuck is wrong with you people

just tasted my own cum and it tastes nothing like you said you faggot liars

youtube.com/watch?v=9MjS6GFQfSM
>your dad will never be this cool

t. dog

0

The balts shall be now named "Las segundas indias" and be provided with cocaine, plastic chairs and sancochos.

The bf is jealous because I'm on PC chatting with someone all the time (shitposting on boards). He thinks I'm cheating XDD

lads, I miss, I really miss the NEET times, probably best days of my life

natasha... you said you were single and want a Lithuanian bf (me), how can I ever trust you again?

Me too

I dont get it how some people can enjoy swallowing that. 1 man on the dating site asked if I swallow and do anal, he is also divorced and has kids. Someone even made kids with such perv.

CHACHA, WAGESLAVES

are you a neet or a student ?

why do you notice me only when I claim to have a bf?

Who?

good, i need a new showering chair

>trusting natasha
that deceitful whore would sell her own mother for a pack of cigarettes

he is jealous
t. psychology expert

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>have to wake up at 6:45am
>cat is napping on my legs
>throw cat on the pc chair
>keeps napping
wageslave life is such a disaster

Happy Day of the Baltic Unity, Latvians!

and a happy upcoming slavic genocide to you too, young balt

>you will never be a cat

aww. miss my kitty

O MAESTRO KAIP VISADA GERAI PAVARĖ :DDDDD

You again?

inb4 the kitty was your boyfriend too

I thought we agreed to not reply to it

will send my tits to the first qt Lith bf replied to this post.

natasha is a man but she is cute leave her alone

pidor

ačiū

Please do not reply to pedojew

you too, love
very good post

>slavic genocide
What's that?

killing all the borgeuousisos scum

kill all latvians and lithuanians

>showering chair
¿?

why are you russian wannabes so gay?

to be seated under a shower. you should try, it's really fun :DD

>polish/german wannabes
Low tier bait

wow, that's a really good idea
bravo estonia

Hey, don't put me in the same pot as these faggots, i was just asking a question

Cuck.
>p-pls like me big black argentinian

Sooooo
Do you guys play League of Legends?

Do you love us?

>he has never been to Argentina

>he thinks skin color is an issue outside his small hug-box

Me on the right

>snot
This, I dont understand how can you swallow the cum and not vomit immediately.
>tfw someone asked you to swallow the cum

Yesh.

are you cutie? post mail :3

>skin color is an issue
No, but niggers are.

Guess what, pussy doesn't actually taste much better either.
You do that shit to please your partner, not to sample it like some expensive whiskey.

Natasha, I've got a date on saturday night, we're going to a pizzeria

How do I get her to in bed and not sperg out?

gay

Ja tylko dodam, że to, co [mh] opisał w poprzednim poście, to jeden z trzech "argumentów", zaraz obok "ciekawe co byś zrobił jakby twoja żona zaszła w ciąże po gwałcie" oraz "widzę, że tylko mężczyźni się wypowiadają na ten temat", które użyte w jakiejkolwiek dyskusji powinny ją przerwać i pozwolić przejść do rękoczynów.
Nie może być bowiem zgody na to, żeby osoby takie brednie wypowiadający mogły się czuć jak równoprawni partnerzy dyskusji. Kontrolna lepa na ryj (albo sztanga, jak woli mh]) powinna szybciutko sprowadzić rozmowę na właściwe tory.
[pd]

Wilno, everyone

t. Kaunas

t.MinasTirith

>t. Kaunas
Wilno, everyone

t. Ōtautahi

me on the left

I have no fucking desire to chase girls wtf
im not gay nor asexual
wats wrong wit me

maybe you have caught...the gay?

fucking leftie

fag

>being gay is somehow bad
Kaunas, everyone.

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>having mental illness isn't bad

Wilno everyone

>
disgusting

Iiiiiii
CAN'T BELIEVE THE THINGS
THAT I DID FOR LOOOVE

I think I don't like P*les.

fucking cheater, don't talk to me anymore.

shut your gob russian dog

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you must have mistaken me for someone else.

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Good and funny meme