Be Greek

>be Greek
>cover yourself in olive oil

I am greek

I tried that once. Never again.

I am too in fact a Greek

>be Greek
>put your shitty toilet paper in the bin

Word around the office is you have a fat cock.

>be Australian
>get stomped by a kangaroo

Was the kangaroo greek?

Preferably.

That's disgusting..... why would they do that?

And drenched in olive oil?

But of course!

In mainland Greece there's no problem if you flash the paper down, there's a problem in the islands though and some other places where the sewage system is literal shit.

The stench must be awfull considering how hot it is there.

>be Australian
>cover yourself in kangaroos

>be Australio-Greek
>cover your kangaroo in olive oil

Not really to be honest and I don't know why. I've been to many islands and stayed in some hotels that had shit bins there.

The smell comes in if you let the paper there for way too long. I've heard that you must empty the bin at least four times a week.

Well, that's good.

You must be drenching the shit bins in olive oil.

I have a fat cock too

Not as awful as seeing your girl getting fucked by Ali up the arse and her calling you to clean her up, tho :^)

Maybe you should rub your fat cocks together sometime.

I don't even have a gf.

Haha the jokes on you shitlord.

>Be Turkish
>Cover yourself in oil and fuck another man
>Call it wrestling

Ready for Bulgarian gorilla to fuck your ass

Nice quads senpai, let's fuck.

Really? In Epirus ive been told all my life to not flush it down, is it really that shit there?

no

What about me?

u r not grill

shut up fatboy

homo türkiye XDD