/brit/

imagine living on a prison island

i'm trying to imagine it

imagine being canadian AND watching anime

can't even imagine something so grim

leave her johnny leave her
oh leave her johnny leave her

fuck off murderer

oops haha that picture wasnt supposed to be a part of the post

>I got new clothes today
hmm yes very interesting
but i don't really care bab

if kaepernick hates my country then he can FUCK OFF

and nobody will miss him

that's how i feel about it

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ah yes riveting conversation

ask her if you can try them on

Fuck it

I'm starting DNP, right now

im not sure about this edition desu

why do women feel the need to announce eveything?

shan't be doing this

>shan't

>4 minutes without a post

aaahhh the french champagne

>servers went down for 4 minutes

When you know you've got a belter of a fart brewing but it's stuck behind a shit, and as you squeeze the shit out the fart lazily sneaks around the sides and you sit there wondering what it could have been

that was me I hacked it

defacing the flag a bit there mate

you're like one of those rorkes who waves an england flag with an ugly non-official emblem on it

Gonna go sunbathe lads, hope it's actually warm outside

right listen lads
i've got a very important question
throughout the ages, countries and regions have developed their own culture, language, etc
how come everyone uses the same time?
what are the chances of that?
everywhere you go there are 60 seconds in a minute 60 minutes in an hour and 24 hours in a a day
how come in china they don't use oogles, and there are 23 oogles in a boogle with 50 boogles in a joogle?
or in africa how come they don't use bongos, with 12 bongos in a dongo and 12 dongos in a pongo?
it's all very fishy

honestly cant imagine myself ever marrying a girl that isn't canadian

Great edition

Need a boyfriend btw lads

it is

hope nobody puts a bullet in my brain which is what I deserve

muslims have had enough
you have no right to be here

fuck lads, it's 27 bongo past dongo already

Shan't be reading this

>Need a boyfriend btw lads
L E E D S
E
E
D
S

would a flight from australia to canada go over the south pole?

Hmmmm

The Empire lad

post fucking machines

bit gay

>
you aren't very smart are you? Going over the south pole would mean we'd end up in Argentina or something. Not the top of earth you moron.

fuck sake it's 12 oogles past 3 doogle already?

meant for

not happy lads

not happy at all

no

fuck off nerd

happy lads

significantly happy

i was merely pretending to be stupid

fooled you

Alri lads. Gonna go buy cool second hand clothes haha x

preparing for a wank

pulling the trousers down

getting my willy out

haha good one laddo

thanks i'm getting pretty good at being stupid haha

almost like i'm a natural

reading all of your posts with my cock in my hand

opinion on metalcore music?

the shart is coming lads hahaha

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Shan't be opening this

ancient egyptians and babylonians used 24 hours because they were smart and figured things out back then

in europe civilizations proceeded to use the egyptian/babylonian systems and eventually the british and french via their large empires helped to spread time about

the chinks had their own system but it was essentially the same

fucking suns out lads

have to go outside

might not bother tbqh

the fuck is this? a bigmac on top of a mcchicken?

business idea: sexual intercourse for monetary compensation

>all these american flags
shan't be reading this thread

What is this monstrosity

>he rates big macs

doing a face of disdain

Hello where the qt britboys at?

youtube.com/watch?v=tptChkpxMoQ

SUNS OUT GUNS OUT

>tfw completely normal around people I know and consider my intellectual equal
>tfw become an /r9k/ autist around stupid people
It's a strange phenomenon

could never get into PWD even though they're aussie

they're latest album is ok i guess.

How the fuck do I swallow this huge thing?

>13:39

bloody hell lads look at the time

it's meant to go in your bum

who the FUCK is this shoe on head sarah silverman looking cunt that plebbit and Cred Forums are making a messiah of? Did boxxy get plastic surgery?

youtube.com/watch?v=BQKs2XxWTlo

*rides motorized cart into /brit/*

Well, howdy there...

*glances at piece of paper in my hands*

...lads

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Shan't be opening this image today I'm afraid

How can I give my life purpose lads?

just realised it's just powder inside a container

Do I swallow the powder?

yeah crack it open and snort it

is shan't the new gimmick you faggots are using

you hit your data limit lad? You don't still have data limits in 2016 do you?

>Eggheads star CJ De Mooi arrested at Heathrow on suspicion of murder

@65209746
Shan't be replying to this poster

it's normal irish you simpleton

jam it up your arse

is shart the new gimmick your bumhole is using?

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Paddys OUT

If it's in an extended-release capsule it's for a reason you dunce

opinion on BMTH?

>/brit/ - Gay edition

bit redundant, no?

yeah you're right, all /brit/s have editions so we don't really need it mention it

shit

But the capsule isn't like sealed, I can just twist it open

who is this gay guy who hates feminists with blonde hair

howled

yeah about as shit as the band you just linked me, that's why i asked.

why would anyone hate a group of people of a specific hair colour?

>dunce

Nesquik I think

you're one of them slow lads eh? that's alright chap, nothing to be ashamed of. nobody's perfect and all that.

they're only gay south of birmingham and east of bristol

the rest of the country is fine(except for scotland)

>Nesquik I think

only WE will get this gimmick

WHY is this bald man who shouts about blacks and muslims so popular

just had a wank lads lol

kill yourselves fucking pirate scumbags

WHY is this pasty brit who thinks the united nations is aiming to enslave us all and who pronounces every third or so word quite strongly so popular

went to the turkish barber's lads. turned out pretty good ngl

>He hasn't played we happy few

top pleb

It makes me cringe when I see middle-aged people type like infants. Honest to god, my literary competency was better than some of these imbeciles when I was 12.

tried watching someone play and didn't seem like the game for me desu, the plot is alri but it looks pretty generic otherwise

have a soft spot for it because I listened to a shitload of it in high school although some of it is pretty cringe

...

me on the left

got rejected by mcdonalds again lads

gonna kms x

>God not capitilized

haha thicko

sorry geez

quite a fan of this having a gf lark

have itchy nards

Anyone here done the UKCAT?

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME

>capitilized
capitalised, mongo

tell her you don't have a boyfriend and call her a mong

you slip her the ol sausage yet m9?

lel

Ah yes, it matters whether the name of some imaginary man in the sky is capitalised

if it's pronounced as ized why spell it like you have a lisp

>"you don't have a boyfriend you ugly fucking runt."
>*block her*

please do it

>babe

how long have you been dating? pet names and that shit does my absolute head in. I got drunkenly caught at this guys house and he and his gf would literally only refer to each other as babe. that entire night with them was so fucking weird hahah

this the danish spastic girl?

no plz dont! xo

Dancing the Manta Ray

If your talkin bout literal competense ya

it's this kind of thing that makes people call the irish thick lad

found the jelly abo

Uh, you don't get to bring Yoga 710's

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>competense
you're doing this on purpose aren't you

do you spell psychology without the p?

pet names/babe etc are objectively gay as fuck

>h-he doesn't use british spelling conventions

i've never seen a people so insecure before they cling to the teensiest piece of relevance so dogmatically

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'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now' is such a fucking flawless tune

The banger to bang them all

filtered Spain

How can people drink tea without a splash of milk?

Just got around to watching Under the Sun lads, was pretty good. Bit freaky to see the making of propaganda/people spouting bold-faced lies without a second thought tho

You fucked up in one key aspect: the BBC would never call anyone "white British", that's an uninclusive term

>having a gf to call babe as you're cuddling her after a nice shag
>gay

try being happy for others rather than jealous of them. you'll feel better, I promise.

Im not quite sure why gay movement flag is rainbow - pretty much it should be brown - color of shit.

bit rude that

I'm not doing this
she would literally cry

Nearly a month

Yes

no

i hope you realise that's not a real image pedro

Reading Dune

Honestly can't remember the last time I called the gf her actual name to her face, feels a bit weird

never change, russia

kek, so freaking true

>color
FOY

>freaking
good lad, don't want to upset mummy

Check out this hot new band The Cure too.

got another pic of that tasty specimen?

>color
FUCK
OFF
YANK

>that's not a real image

Anything that exists is real, unless it is a product of your mind. I made this image (after 30 hours with the paint) btw.

why would I be happy or unhappy with some random cunt because they have a gf? I just said pet names and shit like babe is fucking gay to say hahaha especially when they've been dating nearly a month

DOOPIN MENTAL

should have spent another 50 2bh, it's not looking very polished

just told mummy to fuck off and now she's mad at me

what did she do to deserve that

did she cut your tendie rations?

Is sunbathing meant to be this boring?

sunbathing is so boring. i did loads of it this summer because i wanted to look sexy. best thing to do is to play music, or studying materials with you to get through it

floppin mental

i stated that i as a 25 year old man did not have to explain myself to her, when she disagreed i told her to fuck off

now she's telling daddy on me

No I got it because one of the Aussies used to post the a Milo pack every time he was mentioned.

HAHAHAHA UNLUCKY YOU HAVE NO UNIQUE CULTURE AT ALL HAHAHA

I got the belt when I swore at my parents 2bh
only done it twice

>said "shit" by accident
>dad spanks him with a belt
>says "OH FUCK YES, DADDY, HIT ME"
>gets knocked unconscious

don't care third worlder

check our HDI and GDP per capita then check yours and THEN get back to me sweetie x

Leave her Janny, leave her

>Spend £55 on some Adidas
>Find nearly identical looking shoes for £15 at retailers

I guess I've fallen for a runt trap, huh lads.

stop being mean about my gf

*catches HIV*
*dies at 25*

ah the life of a poof

Excellent post

Your type are not welcome in the Aire Valley.

eh? just wanted to see another pic. wasn't being mean was just using fruity language m8

>the libdems
lmao lads

listening to 2007 fall out boy and you runts can't stop me.

HIV/AIDS are very treatable nowadays lad, no cure but death can be delayed for several decades

I farted in her oxygen tank

*Prods you as you dangle by your ankles*

Heh, another runt for the ol' farm...

Death is a cure

depends on the strain though desu some strains are still

so i can become a bender in my 40s and it won't kill me because i would die anyway

haha take that aids #winning

providing it's caught early, yes

but a huge percentage of gay men are undiagnosed

no
everyone was mean about her
never posting her again because you lot can't be happy for me

It's a machine actually
No tank involved

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...

thanks for the (You)'s lads

Anyone try out Tim Horton yet

got 2 points to make today:
1) honestly hate gays and wish they would all leave
2) im spendin my day off reading poleaboos blog
3) first for maisie

the cheapies might look similar but theyll fall apart on the way home

wait is your gf actually retarded or disabled?

Chuckle like a madman every time I see this image

Tennant > Ecclestone > Capaldi > Smith > Tom Baker > * > Not A Doctor McGann

jenna > Rose > Sarah Smith > * >>>>>> Donna

buf flag is kinda c00l desu

Disabled.
Not sure what's wrong with her, never asked

Developing my guile

isn't australia's only export some rocks and a bit of abbo poo(for chinese medicine)?

the state of my toenails is atrocious.

i don't cut them at all, i just wait for them to get so long that they break during my daily activities and then throw the nails in the bin.

that's what doctors think, yes. A lot of people who get AIDS right now will most likely die by natural causes before they die by the disease

exceptions being, as other lads have pointed out, certain strains or just waiting too long to get diagnosed

You should play Blanka instead

now what shall i have for lunch?

gays are mental, i've had gay sex and it was fun but so many of them are diseased and the sex is dangerous

no, not in the least

I'm very happy for you mate, I said as much last time. Said I'm glad you found your slice of happiness.

>i had gay sex but i'm not gay

I think so too. Regardless of fascist meaning is a cool symbol.

you'll find that special someone one day man. all I'm saying is trying to drag down others who've had success with women isn't gonna help you land a gf, that's all.

>disabled
>never asked

what the fuck does this mean? How is she disabled? Mentally? Physically? is she actually attractive? is she in a wheelchair?

be specific you melt

isn't burgerville's only export interracial porn?

The gf made me this :3

don't forget fosters

the only popular beer that actually manages to be worse than all the american ones

i'm the same lad. it's good fun tbqh, you should give it a try

i'm not literally not though, ex-gay

but youre so gay?

*survives polish death camp*

>popular
hmm...

Congrats, you look like a massive poof

this wasn't bad
youtube.com/watch?v=LBr7kECsjcQ

received blowies off benders twice in random nightclubs in barcelona and thailand, convinced myself i've probably got aids now but oh well YOLO innit

*also not gay btw

>poof

im impressed by how much this yank reaches

If you're not going to be horrible

Well, there's the thing about her eye (not sure what's going on there but she physically can't open it), and then there's the fact that if she doesn't sleep with this oxygen mask and machine she'll fucking die.

>Is she attractive?
Most people would say no but I think she's beautiful

>Is she in a wheelchair
No

Lads has anyone here watched 'under the skin'? If so, is it worth watching?

Wanna meet up for some hanky panky?

The worst thing about gays is how badly they age. After 25 they turn from qt twinks into saggy old balding walking AIDS vectors.

Patrician lifestyle: marry a woman, shag twinks on the side.

ah yes the death camps

*grumbles to self about how the holocaust never happened*

good marketing and being cheap makes beer popular

it tastes like anus

>not stomping fools with lord bison

this is why the best British SF player is a black chap and even he can't compete with the yanks and japs.

She's an alien

Howling at the thought of this guy shagging his Danish gf and her then wearing her oxygen mask as they sleep together

thats a bog dig

I had it in Niagara Falls, if that counts
Had a tea and a cinnamon bagel

why do americans obsess over the nazis on Cred Forums but always love their own military when it comes to japan?

Literally almost impossible to get Aids from getting sucked off. There aren't even any verified cases of aids from sucking someone off.

i hate using the shower right after someone else

>brit thread
Why am i not surprised?

really enjoy how the gf's anus tastes desu, poor simile

STOP BEING MEAN REEEEEEEE

>i will never fuck a petite girl while she sucks her toes

Not as bad as I thought, I kinda thought she was bed ridden or something

Hope you get out to see her soon lad. Good luck

im as gay as christmas

nonce

she's a qt bro

>he's never tried banterous sex with another lad
lighten up sergei the cold war is over

*vomits externally*

every fall out boy song post-2008 should be deleted.

ok so is it just one eye?

jesus, why don't you ask her why she might die in her sleep? How long have you been """together"""?

she looks decent minus the fact she has an autistic fashion sense. I get the feeling the average danish girl is attractive though.

the libertines were a good band

how old is she?
nonce baka

Don't understand people who aren't bisexual

I don't like to be the sort of person who is able to identify pornstars, but I must admit I do search for Sasha Foxxx blowjob videos because they really are patrician-tier.

What if they had a cut inside their mouth and some small amount of blood got into me?

*calls rubbish garbage*

No one here drinks it 2bh, can't remember the last time it was offered at my local pub

wtf vlad? my post had nothing to do with those poofs.

yay, new episode of gangland is out today :)

business idea: get the gf to send me pictures of the machines and stuff she has to use so she doesn't die in her sleep and let /brit/ tell me what they do

Will tell her you said that
pic related
>it's her

they're just stubborn

or their parents were rorkes so they repressed their sexuality to conform to their parents memes

>there are people itt RIGHT NOW who have had penetrative sex with another man and think that they're hetero

*walks into /brit/ with a pink feather boa, purple feather hat*
HALLLLOOOOOOO
/br --
*trips over my green stilettos*
ahahahahaha
YAAASSSSSSSSSS!!

it's literally not popular here you dumb pom

oh shut up m8 fob did some good newer songs

centuries that user posted is deece, phoenix and my songs know what you did in the dark are also good

I never said I'm hetero, but I'm not gay or bisexual. I don't know what I am anymore.

What kind of conversation ends up with you having pictures of the machines without asking her what they are?

quasimodo

honestly don't "get" how someone could genuinely have a "fetish" for "feet"

very disgusting desu

worse than a scat fetish imo

youtube.com/watch?v=KyApb7i0lQQ

I thought Tim used to work in IT?

very good post
personally think everyone with a fetish should be culled

this student's got 5 minutes to eat a bowl of red hot fucking pasta before going to a fire safety talk, let's go

we are talking about EXPORTS you absolutely braindead stupid fucking ozzies fucking hell

you're clearly bent, no shame in that

>is it just one eye
yes

>why don't you ask her why she might die in her sleep?
I'm worried talking about it might make her uncomfortable

>how long have you been together
a few weeks. it's a month on the ninth

*refuses to surrender*

just found a can of fosters that expired in 2014, is it safe to drink?

bizarro maisie

same, i never quite believe it's a thing to be completely one or the other

65210877

don't "get" what type of "person" this "gimmick" is trying to "portray"

dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/meet-the-neets-theyre-young-and-able-but-completely-unwilling-to-look-for-work/news-story/4c73b1b33844ef2f3223dd0bdce30fc7

fug lads
alt-right, NEETS, pepe... whats going on

this isnt your gf its just some random girl youve found on the internet, fucking weirdo, stop posting her pics you retarded swag idiot

No idea what are you talking about. My English is basic, just enough to talk to some drunken british tourists girls.

Still very very unlikely lad. Getting sucked off is the safest unprotected penetrative sex you can have.

Fosters is brewed in the UK, along with pretty much every other mass produced pleb beer drunk here you utter moron

I could literally ask for pictures and she would send them no questions asked

my ex called her that when she tried to win me back
because insulting the new gf is a way to appeal to me apparently

that's quite the scar on her neck there. you should find out more about her condition or whatever it is and report back. would be interesting to know what it is.

Don't think we were 2bh

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does she do boxing?

I'm not actually bent anymore though, the amount of disease in gays put me off it.

time to take out the normies.

beta uprising, WHEN?

my penis has been in two guys mouths, and i tongued them both. i gave their willies a bit of a tug but that's it

i'm definitely not gay. i have a gf and i like fannies i promise

paywall

i saw that article in the pape' a few days ago though

the normies are exposing us haha

criminal minds is a really shit show

You are to some extent bi if you've had sex with men la, that's the way it is

Is literally my gf
her name is emilie
she lives in Denmark (the northern Jutland, whatever that means)
Her favourite Pokemon is Squirtle
She likes the colour red

amazon lass goes from being a 7.5/10 sometimes to a 'is that a man'/10

*chitters at you from beneath the floorboards*

to be honest, being bisexual is the best

you get to fuck women and you get to fuck men, and yet you don't have to put on a gay lisp like the full on puffs do.

Except it doesn't that work that way if you are no longer actually attracted to men.

sounds about as autistic as you

perfect fit

now post yourself

reverse image search came up with nothing. don't be jelly that he has a gf user. :^)

it was imported here why can't you get your head around what that word means

guy literally said "australian exports mate"

pleb

24

Business idea: make dildos that shoot out my sperm

Oh you took the internet gf gimmick and made it real I see

pick a bloody side

Yeah but how are you gonna ask for them if you don't know what they are?
>"Can I see them machines that are keeping you alive?"
charming

Some "hide the sausage", Pedro, ey???

Yeah I might do that
Just don't want to make her uncomfortable if she doesn't like talking about it

Only when she annoys me hahaha
but seriously no she doesn't

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Class at 8:30AM fucking sucks lads

Should not be a thing in uni

Stop doxxing someone you care about for fuck's sake

*eavesdrops on you conversation about me*

LMAOing at your life

>but seriously no she doesn't
do you see why i asked?

Serious question, what's going on with those eyes? Did she have an allergic reaction to something at the time that picture was taken?

>all these bi/gay men itt absolutely convinced they are special snowflakes who don't fit into a category

o shit
well the URL explains the article 2bh

Soon lad, soon...
tenplay.com.au/news/national/september/australia-s-army-of-neets

Is working for the civil service a comfy job lads?

How do you "import" the recipe for a bog-standard mass produced lager, you absolute troglodyte? Fosters was indeed a historically Australian brand but that's where the association ends.

just got a raise

the first 6-7 seasons are ok, nothing special but watchable. after that it goes to complete shit though.

niamh is a hog

fuck off student

why? it's not a war. gays and straights are not competing with each other why should i have to pick a side

i'll take the best of both thx

i used the small arrow next to the post number for that one

id suggest you do the same

no way, I fell for that once

internet gfs are the best fuck you man

Pretty much desu

Yeah looks like she has a permanent shiner

I don't know mate
I've said multiple times I don't know

new

>WAHH WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE MY LABELS?!?!

whats that shitty police show with that australian cunt who puts on a yank accent?

the mental something?

Because you literally can? It was first imported here in 1971. I really don't understand why you're having trouble with this.

yeah true that

did you read the thread m8?

I want to cum inside my bf's bum and then cuddle him.

The Mentalist?

>Oh look, there's user, he's kind of hot, right?
>Nah I heard he's gay as fuck, likes to take it in the ass
>Hahaha, OMG, thanks for telling me!

THIS GENERAL IS SOOOOOOOOOO

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yes that conversation is very likely m8

i want a bf to cum in my bum then cuddle me

well done

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Why?

idk
cuddle me

Alri lads?