/asean/- getting high edition

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Do you love Japan?

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Dutdutard thread, now we wait for more dutdutshills in action

I love collecting 2nd hand jap goods for cheap

I hope i get a 2nd hand neps products soon, i got higurashi, gundams, miku for like 600 pesos

I am high on being raped by all the hot Malaysian airlines stewardess on board an A380

não.

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Có!

Do you know what goes will in between two buns?

A sausage which Malay chan and Flipchan can share

Oui !

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kek looks like someone needs a cardboard necklace

of course me old China
youtube.com/watch?v=Nuw6eWEXnrk

Any Indons that live in a small "no one know" island?

absolutely haram, the drug you should be able to use is marijuana and it should only be used as a pain reliever if you're dying from a disease

There used to be a Yandere chef that posted here

I wish I can rape her

why don't you take a seat, I'll give you a talk about why raping someone will end with you homeless and raped in prison

t. Matobato

>Afrikaaners (Dutch boers) protest because Afrikaan is being dropped as a main teaching language in a univeristy
>South Africans argue that they want remove memories of colonialism by making English official teaching language

>wants to forget about colonial past
>leader of South African group who want to remove Afrikaan talks in English
>adopts English as official language
I don't know how these people got into uni

youtube.com/watch?v=dolLuO9hM5s

Yandere don't mind, so it is ok :/

It is merely rapeplay

Reading the comments
>blackmoses706:
>"Go back to your fucking country problem solved to easy"
>Black guy asking white Afrikaners to go back to their own country

Really made me think...

>blackmoses
Wewuz prophet and shieet

>blackmoses706
WE WUZ PROMISED LAND 'N SHEEEIT
WE WUZ SPLIT THE SEA 'N SHEEIT

Flipbong is in one of these pics

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In which Island you want to live?

Normies reeeeeeeeeeee I actually only drink in my place and play drinking games with my friends it's much more fun that way,

also, I remember this one story
>be fresher
>go out for the first time (manchester I think)
>get stabbed
>die

aka yandere left you for dabido-kun

sorry for late reply
playing csgo and league

Real men drink cider
Daily reminder

Also, if you get stabbed and die in Manchester, why are you still here!

Don't haunt my toilet

DELET NOW

Lol the probably got paid by drug money
I wonder if they got to fuck those high profile Chinese ones

Come shit on this thread, lads

its already friday tomorrow, tfw going out with my friends again drinking spree

Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=YF-tBVVumMw

You jam, you lose

Hello user from Cred Forums here

Is this the Cred Forums general of Cred Forums?

>there was nothing wrong with it
rip kek, I bet they prostituted themselves to the prisoners too

maybe
probably
yes

/asean/ is the place where everything can co-exist

Yes

yeah niggerbia, were anime

y-you can't spell /asean/ without Cred Forumssean/

also, were all brown girls here

I need to see Ken Ashcorp porn

Furry

you mean hentai right?

oh finally new chapter is up

dont click on image if you dont want spoiler

I give to you for free :3

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No

Sure

already got this boipucci right here this one is very puffy

>another weeb browsing the thread
>time to trigger dem flipcentric threads

/asean/ is anime

Ken Ashcrop is panda

I believe that user is a cute girl

do you enjoy lewd anime posting though
this is the home of it

wtf

Nice

He doesn't look THAT furry

Pls be a cute girl ^ 3 ^

Why have a panda when you can have a real person?

ez $2k right there.

you've got nothing on this one

youtube.com/watch?v=5nGGsxyKq0w

I am a boy!

See that girl on the video? This is her.
The guy were starting to get disliked as his rap were getting too raunchy

Make the dislike more understandable since they both flaunt on their supposed badness, taunting haters altogether.. they thrive on hatred

ALLAH LIED TO ME

i never like dyed hair women. dont know why its just something about their personality that i cant trust

>tfw you paid Mocha's manager 75k to bang her
>find out she's a druggie prostitute instead of a regular escort

Sauce on the animeme in the top corner

>ywn bang her and her sidebitches when they were high and unconscious

Okay, let's get this shit straightened out once and for all.

MCDO, JOLLIBEE, OR KFC?

you don't want to know
but if you really wanna, search Shindol

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Henshin Emergence

Thanks I will jerk off now

mfw with your shit taste

Wow, the latest chapter of Shokugeki no Soma looks intense!

How and why did she evolve like that?

is that Shingeki No Kyojin?

feminism

Is this what feminism looks like?

Good lord who the fuck is that?

You actually can but its expensive and there's a long waiting line.

75k pesos here is like 6500k Malaysian dollars.

The tudung girl

meh not worth it, i can buy a new phone or go scuba diving with that kind of money

youtu.be/5j2qZb3H2D4

youtu.be/aZb7S5_TRP8

sumber?

Right here la

dat ending lol

I have pet rabbits

She was sent to continue her high school in a big city (Jakarta)

We have a saying that says, The Capital is Crueler Than Step-Mothers (Ibu Kota Lebih Kejam Daripada Ibu Tiri)

rabbit stew is delish

what is the ibu tiri refers to? luar bandar?

just a wordplay

LADS it's Friday tomorrow at last :^)

Gotta get down on Friday

PECHA DE PELIGRO PUTANGINA

Ibu Tiri is Step Mother
Ibu Kota is Capital City

i know lol, but its okay i get it already i just thought theres a hidden meaning behind them

Cruel step mother was meme'd by too many movies hence the saying.

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>mfw

>my mom didnt bought eggs this week
well thank you for getting me out in 12 am to buy eggs to satisfy my urges

Flipbong can you explain this?

youre a good boi buying eggs dindu nuffin, dont get shot lol swag

>Me on the egg

Sweet, I want to apply. Maybe I get a higher chance of getting deployed to foreign countries since I'm not white

The only downside of working for the intelligence services is that you can't tell people that you work for them

What if they sent you to join IS?

You will like this too

F to respect Merkel

>tfw you will never be a agent pretending to be a dumb overseas worker
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>Chicken and gravy
KFC > Mcdo > Jolibee

>Burger
Mcdo > KFC Chicken Burger if it counts = Jolibee

>Fries
Jolibee > KFC > Mcdo

>Price
KFC = Jolibee > Mcdo

>Perks
KFC has mashed potatoes and flavor of the month meals
Mcdo has better sundae and float
Jolibee has wider variety on meals

>burger
>mcd first
you never had carl's jr or wendy's ?
far better than lmaooversaturatedsaltburger

cheeki NICA, I bet they're checking if Fiipino moslim fighters went there to "work"

For Queen and Country senpai slice the throats the muzzies when they're asleep

tb.h Germoney is doing everything to keep the peace in Europe.

What are small villages like in you're cunt?

Are there cute village girls there?

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Respect the fourth cottage

I think I'll actually buy the Times more often now.

It's filled with a lot of ridiculous SJW stuff or cringe jokes. Quite entertaining

best chance to find qt in penang, selangor and KL

Post your Louds.

They aren't qt most of the times.

>tfw packet sniff all my housemate account and password
>open their fb and its just some stupid shit
fuck this

Dude this is a three-way between Jolibee, McDo, and KFC of course those two wouldn't be there

Wendy's are god tier and Carl's is great IMO

Something like this with neighbours either across the unpaved road or several hundred metres from you.
No, working under the sun in the rice fields doesn't make anyone's skin pretty although its always fun to play with the childhood friends.

I just have a thing for cute village girls.

I kind of want to go around the world impregnating conservative village girls.

Memenose a slut

Flipbong a slut

The Davao bomber is a NICA agent who did a false flag.

The ones who pinned down Ampatuan and slaughtered half of his private army are NICA agents helped by Army Scout Rangers. Notice how the Ampatuans looked bruised and shit when they were carted off?

During Mamasapano, the SAF escorted CIA officers and NICA agents. The reason one unit was wiped out is because they retrieved the dead CIA officers and NICA agents.

They are also reading this post and I will be gone forever soon.

Are you a sociology student? Because you seem to not post or believe in evidence

Evidence can be manufactured, manipulated and fabricated.

i rather join the special air service desu

they probably caused zamboanga siege to delay Bangsamoro basic law.
aquino is probably a closet muslim hater

Good lord next season of anime is boring as fuck

Cant wait for next year 1st Q for Season 2 of konosuba

BBL was never intended to pass, it was just aimed to create a divide and make muzzies fight each other. Misuari and MNLF were angry that MILF were going to dominate the future Bangsamoro, that's why the Zamboanga siege happened. It worked, in the end BBL was unpassable and now MNLF is on the run and MILF lost their small arms given by Malaysia as part of BBL and still no Bangsamoro

SOURCE

>tb.h Germoney is doing everything to keep the peace in Europe.

best place to get underage whores

4th Reich when?
I want to see kike being gased again for good.

Philippines is the best and the most powerful country!

No AirAsia?

I can't wait to rape you

I can honestly believe vast conspiracy theories in Dutdut's Phillipines
I hope you're ready for when it all unravels in 20 years time and you find out who was in whose pockets

How much more based can he get?

Demikianlah perempuan, dia hanya ingat kekejaman orang kepada dirinya, walaupun kecil, dan dia lupa kekejamannya sendiri kepada orang lain walaupun bagaimana besarnya