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Think it's time for another war on the continent lads, they've been building up in peace for too long. Best get it over with now
*drops a nuke on London*
nth for manchester united
stop making these shit editions
thought: maybe her eye is like that because her oxygen tank fell on her head while she was sleeping
(im going to hell aren't i?)
> I've said multiple times I don't know
Oh well sorry for not keeping up with the tragic state of your fr*cking life m*te... You don't have to get snippy.
The Mentalist
mum liked it but I came very close to blowing my brains out after watching part of an episode one time
AND THEY CALL IT A LINE. A LINE!
rasheed
umm sorry sweetie there's this thing called NATO x
Desperate for a nice bf
Will it still be sunny on the Portugese coast in October lads? Thinking of doing a holiday.
Reminder that gays belong in their Southern containment zone and not up North.
make me paki
Almost, it's called "the mentalist"
t. NORTHERN POWERHOUSE shill
>they dont know that im a normie infiltrating their abnormie shit site so we can stop them before they even start the uprising
Does Australia have nukes??? If not why hasn't China just invaded already
no lad, if you're planning on europe and want sun you're pretty much limited to the canaries and cyprus in october
Just saw Kate while waiting for the bus
She waved to me
bit cute how she acts awkward and nervous around me since I've plunged my willy into her torso
giggled
news.sky.com
>Southern rail staff to strike for 14 days over conductor dispute
Lads, recommend me some comfy but /fa/ shoes for walking about a city all day?
That don't cost over £50 either.
>Tfw no Red John archnemisis
dumb poortherner
...
because they'd lose
>British media refer to shitskin mudslimes as "asians" whenever one is caught raping a British girl so as not to offend any of them
literally lmaoing at the state of your country lads.
always wondered the real reason behind doing this
it very well might be decently sunny
t. was in barcelona for 2 weeks last october and it was pretty hot
Yoga 710?
heard north uganda was really gay friendly desu lad
Chances it could be Shia?
if it's abroad they call him a "Briton"
Coz theres multiple countries and ethnic groups within what people call 'pakis'?
We could make nukes 2bh, got the largest reserve of uranium and also the added bonus of not being a shithole opposed to the west. honestly think we should have some but we've been shilling for non-proliferation since the 70s, people don't want to change
we haven't been invaded because the yanks essentially act as an extension of the ADF ;^)
reminder to report that stalker cunt's posts if he tries to dox the danish girl again
"omg STOP looking at my BOOBS you PERV!~ I only wore this because it was comfy!!~~"
Cackled at this post
yeah you can get lucky but if you're booking a holiday you're better off looking at average temperatures just to be safe imho
*passes you the joint*
*everybody is watching you now*
>Uganda
>Lithuania
disgusting. don't reply to me again.
proof he's stalking her?
prepping the bull
It's because people from the Indian subcontinent and Middle East generally are referred to as 'Asians' here.
Yanks think everyone else in the Anglosphere uses their lexicon.
*passes it straight on*
*drops the joint into the puddle beneath my feet*
whoopsie haha
what? are you saying the lad claiming to be her BF is actually some creep that's stalking her or...?
*wacks my willy on the table*
we got a problem here?
Best Morrissey songs?
*drop it on the floor and stomp on it*
take that runts.
>Yanks think everyone else in the Anglosphere uses their lexicon.
But they literally do with the exception of the UK. And it's not yank lexicon, it's a logical lexicon you fucking mong.
No one thinks of Pakis and Syrians when you say Asian though do they?
*cautiously touches your willy*
n-no... :)
not at all frienderino
anyone in /brit/ come across the trend of hotwife?
think it could over take cucking as a gimmick tbhfams
>it's a logical lexicon you fucking mong
ah yes, because India is not in Asia
melt
kek, no m8. only your media refers to them as asians and you know it. and why do you think that is?
lol no it's not
It's used because the term "Asian" is much more broad than "Pakistani". For most people that also has the added connection of "muslim" which would be VERY racist to say the least
We call them Asians too though
If you want to be specific you say the country you dim witted fuck
are you honesty arguing that calling a paki or iraqi an asian is more logical than calling them muslim when 99% of the time they are muslims?
*starts fuming*
generally when someone says asian here they mean pakis lad. anyone oriental would be called oriental or just chinese desu
yeah, we got a BIG fr*cking problem here and only you can solve it ;) x
*kisses you*
not a fan of these australians
might need to return them to JF status
Seen a few twitter accounts 2bh
Shame most seem to be old fucks or into blacks
What do you call South East Asians then?
I wish we could refer to pakis as indians but then the pakistanis, bangladeshis, southern indians, sri lankans and burmese all get grumpy even though they're literally from the indian subcontinent
the subreddit is cringetacular
Pretty much, yes. Arabs and Persians are few here, but they get lumped in with the 'Asian' label.
People from the Far East/SE Asia don't really get referred to as Asians here. They'll be called Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Thai/Oriental.
APOLOGISE FOR BREAKER MORANT YOU SCUMBAGS
like indonesian/malaysian type of thing? they don't really come up in conversation enough desu lad
truth is that /brit/ sucks when the majority of posters aren't aussie
get a trip then
fucking MORONS
This is pure bollocks, no one thinks of Pakis when you say Asians where I live, they think oriental.
hello YANK
how are we then
how stupid
FOY
fuck off aussies, you are no longer welcome here
Twitter isn't much better then
They all seem to follow each other or use the same hashtags too, it's like the commieslags
This
Must be a townie thing
Very much worth the $5. Tastes way better than tap water
>commieslags
pls tell me this is a thing
try folding your legs when on the couch, not crossing them, kinda folding them, its hella comfy
>buying water
>british posters are now angry asat australians because the BBC has indoctrinated them with a dumb usage f the term 'asian'
ah yes, what an excellent state your country is in.
I swallowed the DNP pill, lads
'No' what?
They've been referred to as 'Asians' for decades, long before the Islam problem became as prevalent as it is now. You're literally arguing against our own fucking census, you arrogant cunt.
>aussie thinks he can tell me how my own country labels people
Fucking kek.
Indians, Sri Lankans, Bangladeshis, Afghans, even Arabs and Persians are referred to as 'Asians' here, fella and have been for a long time.
Hmm...
No, I shan't
show me a picture of this
You are the people installing rape culture into our society.
Why??
You're retarded.
think i have social andziety
fuck why am i laughing at this so much
weird, asian always meant paki round here. anyone else was just chinese
Having a laugh atm 2bh, just a couple of them tho so we shouldn't be too quick to judge. It seems at least a few aren't so heavily indoctrinated
Because you don't have an argument?
> hella
foy
Not my fault you live somewhere full of them, lad. I guess it must be to do with which group is most common, because Chinese people are more common where I am than Pakis.
I thought, for just one moment, that I could have a nice, productive, conversation with an Australian
I was wrong
AUSSIES OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
Fuck off chink
You're just upset about being confused with pakis
Like you do when you sit around in school? Do it all the time lad, VERY comfortable indeed
When will Aussies learn that they're JFs and need to fuck off?
got called a drongo in /balt/ lads
>Interview on Friday
>got a prep document on Monday
>Haven't even looked at it yet
Fuck sake lads, this procrastination business is absolute wank.
*verbally assaults you*
in the crosslegged position nearly but just feet touching not legs tucked under each other
This is pure bollocks, no one thinks of orientals when you say Asians where I live, they think paki.
fuck off retard
> Fuck off chink
rich coming from a """leaf"""
Filtering the Australian flag.
@65211787
this one is particularly angry
Filtering all flags
Setting Cred Forums to solipsism mode
Britbongs in full damage control lads
>living in chinatown
I'm sorry is this a picture?
it feel really good if u cum in this position :) also if u flex your thighs as u cummin' it feels real good as well :))
East Anglia here
Asians are yellow, pakis are brown
>Americans refer to a muslim as "President" and elected him twice in a row
literally lmaoing at the state of your country desu lad
actually HOWLING at how mad they are over the fact they are WRONG.
yank tier reaction.
Hahah did a prank on mum
having a hot and cold faucet
getting some chinese food for dinner lads, should i get the vindaloo or the curry
gimp boy
It's from the Empire, mate. Long before the BBC even existed. The 'Asians' were the folks from the South.
There's been modern debate about it as other Asians; Chinese and Indian Sikhs for example, feel they get caught up in the "Asian rape gang" drama that happens and want the media to be more nation-specific in their reports.
This doesn't look like a fucking picture to me.
good post
Shitgongs mad they got BTFO'd by their superior successors
Stay mad shitgongs
youtube.com
IT'S ON LADS
made me chuckle
Literally unable to handle the banter
FACT: The only people who use "asian" to mean "paki" are from non-white towns
lads
someone just replied in the old thread lmaooooooooo
>aussies being proud of using yank terminology
I thought Canada was too influenced
Very true. They've been brainwashed to believe this is the normal thing too, quite sad
Correct, literally the only person I've heard use it IRL is an Indian herself
got called a classist at uni
post bastards
m8 even other brits are saying that's bullshit. you all are never gonna be able to clean up your country if you can't admit there's a problem. we're on your side here, don't be so defensive.
very hungry lads
guildford here. doesn't get much whiter. asian definitely means paki here.
Stages of Denial
1. Cant believe its not butter
2. Mad its not butter
3. What can I do to make it butter
4. Sad its not butter
5. I accept it is not butter
got called a waster by my mum
it's literally not yank terminology you fucking mongrel
>if it's not british it must be american
when will this gimmick end?
*posts the angry-crying wojak*
Me and the lady
Epic!
glad to see its not all brits that have been brainwashed. there's still hope for you lot yet.
Frustrated over my Aspergers and how I will never be taken seriously by others
going down to the old paki takeaway lads
should I get the chow mein or the kung pao
if this is real i'm EXTREMELY jealous
thanks
>doesn't get much whiter
>80% white
>2% muslim
>8% of the population of Guildford don't even speak English
The fuckign state of England these days.
I live in Whitby which is as white as the cod it is known for.
'Asian' is pretty much a synonym for Pakis, Indians, Bangladeshis, etc
Got £1000 spare lads. Is it worth learning about investment, or is the amount not big enough?
she might be ugly af you can only see a tiny bit of her face desu
threads filled with swag idiots again im gone
that flooring can fucking jog right on if im honest
yeah true she might have a bung eye (or 2) like that danish lass
Who denied there was a problem, Tyrone?
how about you fuck off mr richard branson
fucking billionaires
>Anywhere in England
>White
Hmm...
>making things up on the internet
found the southerner
why thottie wearing sunnies inside tho lmaoooo
quite comfy documentary, well worth a watch
footsie tracker
Why do dentists feel the need to have a conversation with you while they've got shit crammed in your mouth?
Is it just a dentist joke or are they that unaware
>his town is less than 98% white
how does it feels living in a shithole?
>In Britain, the word "Asian" usually refers specifically to people of South Asian ancestry (Pakistanis, Indians, Bangladeshis and Sri Lankans). This usage contrasts to that in the United States, where it is used to refer to people of East Asian origin.
Australians are island yanks.
>making things up on the internet
>aussies and yanks try baiting
>get utterly btfo
>start getting abusive and angry cos they failed
Glorious Britannia, lads!
>it's a brits can't handle the truth so they resort to insulting the Americans and telling the aussies to leave episode
we lad, this should be a good one
literally the opposite happened though
I've cracked it lads
They are so apprehensive about referring to pakis as pakis rather than asians because they themselves are pakis
Better than being nu-"""Asia""" m8ie :^)
>the prison island of yankstralia
not a fan
>2011
kek, what alternate reality did this occur in m8?
Makes sense to me, because
Hello, I am here.
abc.net.au
>Coalition voters - that is, people who identify themselves as voters of the Liberal or National parties - are most likely to support a ban on Muslim migration. But 40 per cent of Labor votes, and 34 per cent of Greens voters also support a ban.
>34 per cent of Greens voters also support a ban.
interesting
fedoraposting about 60% of the posts in this thread in a separate microsoft word document
why are poms so afraid to call a paki a paki?
>All these arseravaged Aussies and Yanks flopping like a drunkard's dick
Literally make minimum wage la, I've just lived very frugally and saved up a few grand over the last year. Putting a couple of it on the student loan, wondering what do with the other one.
Explain that to me as if I'm literally retarded? I know what FTSE is, but haven't heard of the tracker.
>.net.au
Shan't be opening this
Yeah lad, the aussie's right. That's factually the opposite of what happened.
>not date at all on your "data"
Convenient.
Stop trying to rewrite history, check the archives from 6 months ago if you want to know what really happened.
paki is literally an insult
and you can't call them indian because they get uppity
No longer reading any posts from cuckstamped nations.
>paki is literally an insult
ah yes, so is 'aussie'
>calling a pakistan a paki is wrong
>calling a briton a brit isn't wrong
hmm
girl I'm seeing wears some boots that I really hate
dunno what to do
>this paki slurping the yank and aussie semen hoping they'll throw him some (you)s
>brits turn on the aussies the moment they realize the aussies won't go along with their delusions
VERY interesting
tea tastes like goddamn ass
no.
it's to do with how the term is used
in the case of "paki" it's used almost entirely in a negative way
Australians? Not a fan.
>the masketta woman
>Dane?
HOWLING
paki
same way they turned on us when we threw their tea in the harbor
Rasheed
The pakis like them.
I don't even no why you're all arguing
>2305
FOY
Well they shouldn't be such a negative race then
>being such twats your literal name is deemed an insult
@65212324
shut the fuck up island yank
???
>and you can't call them Indian because they get uppity
might want to delete that lad, looks like you accidentally just told the truth about this whole situation.
>2326
>harbor
POA (new twist on the old meme)
t. Paki
LITERALLY my theme song right now
))65212345
shan't be providing a (You)
...
t. (((asian))) brit
strawpoll.me
CRUCIAL poll
Reminder that we're not all brainwashed, thanks
think that settles it
all answers after this moment are null
It's not just used as an insult to Pakistanis though.
lel
why would you put a captca on that you useless cunt
t. no voting
Sadiq the Khan
The entire basis on my argument was that only non-whites call pakis "asian". How buttblasted are you about being non-white?
oh yeah that's right, 100% asian.
born and bred.
straight from asia.
yep.
asian.
haha
here i am
one of the lads
Check again. 9 votes for East Asian and 0 for Pakistani/Indian.
according to /brit/, malayasia doesn't exist
ah yes a noble ASIAN gentleman right here
t. strawpoll
me on the right vibrating fiercely
im gay
and you
He is of Asian extraction though.
Really causes my neural cells to depolarise by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.
>this desperate paki literally begging yanks and aussies to acknowledge his existence
hi gay I'm dad
Uhhh, I think you'll find that's pronounced malaypakistan
hahahahaha hahaha literally zero votes for paki.
what say you now brits?
say it with me lads:
P A K I
When will you retake London?
when you post fucking machines
exactly the type of gent I think of when someone says asian.
A S I A N
post fucking machines
Never. No one wants it.
l-lads
what is happening in this thread
what's everyone sperging about now?
your fellow countrymen are defending pakis (as per usual)
Here
>t. Paki
Retake it from what? The asians you mean?
pakis
they can't even admit there's a paki problem so likely never.
Aussie and Yanks failed to bait successfully and are now thrashing about whilst some paki tries to impress them
fuck sake
rasheeds pls leave
Anyone who isn't British
True. Sad
Think it though, you slimey Kike.
t. 3rd stage of denial
Love how that Eggheads man is being arrested right now for something he mentioned in his autobiography
TIL Osama Bin Laden was of Asian descent
lads, afraid I'll never lose my v and if I do it will be a major disappointment. cum in about 30 seconds. what should I do??
Post-university anons, how much money do you and the people you knew at uni make now? I think I only know one guy who's on £30k, and the rest of us are either working some non-graduate job on minimum wage (me) or working some shit job for ~£18k.
be yourself
Man the fuck up.
what do you mean? lose your virginity if you want to man it's not a big deal
I see. Nothing out of the ordinary then.
do you wank a lot? you'll probably have the opposite problem like me if you do
I can't even find a job as a waiter, fucking kill me.
ive never had a sexual encounter or girlfriend and im 23
those damn asian terrorists, always causing trouble.
I admittedly do, is this the cause?
I'd normally say get a proz but I've been reading some of their "support" websites
all they do is talk behind your back
always suspected it was the case but now I know it happens for a fact it's a bit worse ;_;
Are you telling me that people who chose to put themselves 3 years behind everyone else in their generation by wasting other people's money on getting drunk and a piece of paper are finding it hard to get employed?
Well colour me fucking flabbergasted
Just keep looking, I'm a barman/waiter and staff retention is pretty low, meaning we could be fully-staffed one week and looking for a few members of staff just a couple of weeks later.
>tfw you'll never by dommed by this goddess
Wow and I thought I had issues
*slide down of bass*
*crowd jeers*
age?
I wank too much and when I lost my v i couldn't cum and kept going soft
you'll probably have the same if you ever get in that situation
W-w-we were sold a lie user, be more sympathetic and gib jobs.
/brit/ has gone to shit lads
have to pick up mum from work soon awwwwwwwww shit hell no
>we make bad choices
ah yes, the exact kind of person I want involved in a company
It's been shit for a long time, lad.
Nothing new
Would it be worth applying at the same places? I've literally almost applied at every single restaurant within a 5km radius and I get a few call backs but nothing solid. A couple of them fucked me around saying they'd get me in for a trial then just stopped responding. It's fucking doing my head in, I have experience etc. Is there something I should do differently when I drop the resume off?
I wouldn't worry too much about it
I'd probably find it flattering if a bloke only took 30 seconds to cum, bit of a let down but it's not like you can't have another go at it when your refractory period is up.
what city?
well, yeah
ill qualify the statement
/brit/ is worse than usual
Try going back to the past and picking a good course at a good uni then.
I think a load of JFs got chased off their own generals and came here thinking they'd be welcome cos of "muh commonwealth", but no one actually likes them other than a few pakis
I don't know about wages, but a lot of the people I went to Uni with went on to be pretty successful. Not me though, I'm the bloke who puts all the price stickers and the security tags on all the DVDs at HMV.
Smellbourne
all the jfs are big leftists too
the dutch cunt fucks up the place with his constant fedoraposting
new
people need to stop putting everyone who went to uni in the same basket.
Some people do completely retarded degrees while others do smart degrees where work is available.
decided that I won't use that thread
Not sure, couldn't hurt to take in a CV and leave it with them.
You leave my (first-class, hons) psychology degree alone Robert.
How long since you were at uni? There's a few of my friends who I know will be on big salaries in the future, but they're not quite there yet.
not on board with a brazillian doing a new if I'm honest lads
I'M WITH HIM
>do degrees
yeah about half the people i know are struggling for work here
nah i'll stay here
I graduated in 2012. Mind, I graduated with a 4th-rate degree in a mickey mouse subject, so feel free to ignore my experiences.
Staying here since the other thread will be deleted in due course
posting a bit of banter
we're in here lads
don't be afraid to join us
:)
sugoink
JANNNNNNNNNY HELP!
new
you know what i meant cunt
breaux, chill out
*evolves from primate*
There's a surplus of workers and so purchasing power is going down. People my age are increasingly having to accept lower wage jobs because the competition is so fierce. It wasn't like this even just 4-5 years ago.
new
fucking neck yourself
I've noticed a lot of them are absolutely desperate for Brit attention too. There's been a lot of British-related topics on Cred Forums recently from JFs, and if no GB flag posts in them they end up linking their shit in /brit/
thinking
new
I'll just sit out the thread wars in here
oh mr custodian...
he works for free...
please save us now...