/sg/ general. Singapore thread !

你好. Welcome to the Singapore thread. Reboot edition.

Ask questions, learn Singlish, travel, etc.

Pic related, our landing ship, that's old as fuck, because our government spent too much money on useless shit.

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shit country, very third world

The majority of people in Singapore, respect and support Duterte. We recognise that he is the only man who is capable of reforming the Philippines and bringing it to first world status, unlike the crook Najib and sissy Jokowi.

Many people would support Duterte to become the PM of Singapore.

I heard that living in singapore is literally work, shit, sleep, there's almost nothing to do even though country ( or city) is rich
how true is that

>你好
>Not selamant datang

Why does this general exist

If /isr/ and /danmark/ exist and can sustain themselves, there is no reason why an /sg/ cannot.

There is so much, lmao.

We earn a ton of cash, through tourism, so there's a lot of stuff you can do.
>Being malay
>Not being shit

Pick one

is it easy to get gf in singapore for korean?

>singapore has a navy
which country are potential enemies?

No natural scenery, bars and clubs are expensive by western standards, fucking sin taxes on cigarettes and alcohol.

No there is nothing to do here

Yes they are very loose and moral-less, except for the church going ones

Malaysia and Indonesia and [spoiler]Japan[/spoiler]

Maybe. I know a girl/woman in SG who got some kork boyfriend. Apparently korks all want to get citizenship here, because our conscription is better than yours.

Msia, Indonesia, I suppose.

Please let us buy Hyuga, or at least Shirane

>Yes they are very loose and moral-less, except for the church going ones
are you talking about koreaboos or normal singaporean girls?

All kinds

>Be me
>Swiping through Tinder
>Matches with one girl
>Profile says "If you're here for sex, swipe left!"
>Fuck her one week later
Literally just

I fucked a sg chinese girl once
she smell fishy

Why do Singaporean girls like me?

Tits or GTFO.

Kek, they never shave nor clean their puki properly except for the Malays one

Because you are white and by extension, rich and handsome ez pz

...

Proof ?

BEcause you probably went to pubs, and they wanted to show off. It's called collecting dick.

CHINKaPOOrean starter pack

I look like Korean

Please send more maids.

I am not even white

This is how I look like

This is how I look like

flipbong/sakurahimie pls
we all know how you look

Let me fuel you up

Fuck Shirane bro, it's ugly af.

At least the RSN ships have some aesthetic. Maybe go for the Arleigh Burke, or something

Who is he?

sure. as a twinky brittle obnoxious numale like this average chinkapoorean right here you surely need more maids to assist you like the beta faggot that you are.

Checked.

Hi Singapore, will you be accepting Malaysian Chinese refugees fleeing syariah law?

Come lah

t. son of Chinese Malaysians

Am I welcome too?

I am not white sexpat

Come lah
All are welcomed

Would you welcome me into England? I'm going their this fall. Would you mind letting me homestay?

test

go away lah

Wanna meet?

Pls be a girl

YES. M Chinese are real cool people, and better than PRCs.

Can we just VX them ?

Malaysian chinese penis is bigger than Singaporean chinese one

DELET this

So it's true

No need to be so Kiasu

I have no idea 2bh

I can go and compare my uncles' and cousins' the next time I go back :^)
[spoiler]Or even my father's and brother's[/spoiler]

Hmmm...are you a girl?

If so you just need to look at mine

What is your opinion on Hongkies and Taiwanese?

NO!!!

I like Taiwanese people, Hongkies are ehhh. Beats PRC tho

I'm cantonese, so HongKongers are my heng dei

Taiwanese are pretty cool people

(You)
(You)
(You)

Girl girl girl girl girl

You are mine now

>tfw Hakka
>tfw nobody wants us ;_;
>kicked around in China, kicked around in HK, kicked around in TW, kicked around in MY, kicked around in SG
We have to restore the Lanfang Republic now!!!

Go away...
Sexpat!!!

Pics

My mom's Hakka.

So we are compatible.

For what purpose?

>linguistic chauvinism
at the end of the day we all have common enemy right?
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[spoiler]Hokkien still best dialect[/spoiler]

THICC

Those pesky Cantonese

No it's not.

CANTONESE MASTER RACE

>Hokkien
>Cantonese
'no'

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So are we tsundere for each other, or yandere?

>Malaysia and Singapore conducting business negotiations
Which one is Singapore again?

I want to fuck a MY qt 2bh

Opinions on local music industry? Not the previous generation but the current ones (The Sam Willows, Gentle Bones, and all the other not so well known artistes). Looking at being a musician as a career choice but seems like I would have to go for an "indie" or "pop" kind of sound to appeal to local tastes, let alone international audiences, which is kind of boring.

Go overseas if you looking to do music, Singapore's a shithole unless you're doing conventional shit like Medical Doctor, Engineer, Computer Scientist, Business person, Banker...

I am not a sexpat. Please marry me

Indifferent.

Now if anyone could make cute pop and some Breaking Benjamin tier songs, I am happy enough, if it sounds pleasing to my ears.

Did you file a permit for creating this thread?
Do you think emperor lee kwan yew will approve this thread?
Is this thread being monitored?

I still think there's a certain aesthetic elements to the music industry in Singapore. I.e. how good you sound can only go so far. Your looks will also have to appeal to the public.

Yeah that's true. Too bad I'm ugly as hell lmao

>Good morning lah
>How are you doing lah
>I'm fine lah
>That's good lah
Why do people in Singapore say lah all the time?

Local slang, stay here for a month and you'll find yourself using it unknowingly.

"ah", "wor", and "nya" also acceptable depending on context

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real singaporeans are working 24/7 for mr. chang
pretty sure its a foreigner in singapore created this thread

>nya
I'm kawaii nya!

But... We are the Mr Chang...

>TFW scared away that cute Singaporean user

Don't leave I am not sexpat ;-;

It doesn't work that way.
It's
>Eh morning
>How are you/ How's life
>OK lor
>Liddat good la

>cute Singaporean user
Where who what???
And it's nearly midnight here 2bh. He or she probably has work/school tomorrow. ;_;

It's not regulated yet.
Yes
Maybe.

This poster I am not bully ;__;

You botched your chance to get this fine qt singaporean legs

I have nice legs too :3
Too bad I'm a guy...

I am sorry

I won't be horny anymore

>bean sprout
why do you people like this alot?
taste like shit desu

This 2bh
Disgusting af

Taste nice by itself or in a soto, I hate those with big bean tho.

Nothing wrong.

Bittergourd is disgusting

If it's prepared correctly the bitterness will mostly gone.

Try stir fired papaya flower if you want something different :^)

I like bittergourd soup though.

Are you the user with beautiful legs eating bean sprout?

i heard singapore is one big shopping mall and that's it

That was some singaporean user months/years ago.

Wait...I see you are Indon.

Maaf

>The name of this escalator company

They're Swiss, I met one of their representatives. He complained that due to our restrictions on foreign talents they were having trouble finding enough qualified technicians, hence the current breakdown problems

Is everyone asleep? :(

no but you're not posting cute SG girl feet so the thread is not worth posting in

> kicked around in SG

Are you joking nigger, do you remember what race this guy was?

Fuck off the cute singaposter's mine

Suck on toes elsewhere

...

are those girl feet tho

I... I think so ;_;

Is Singapore racist? I'm black and tired of living in this racist country. Can I move to Singapore if i work hard?

The racism here is against other Asian races, you should be fine. Black people are still a rare commodity here after all, and blacks that are rich enough to come here on vacation/educated enough to work here don't cause trouble.

move back to somalia

I hope those are boy feet desu

Why would hope for something like that? Ewww

And thanks for bumping the thread :^)

>selamant
One job, user.

We are all descendants of former Malaysians anyway.