Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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First for Sweden

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tark健在

Otsu
Cat ketsu nice ketsu

How popular is Cromartie High School in Japan?

What about Great Teacher Onizuka/Shonan Junai Gumi?

would i pass a local in japan?

First Sweden verified

オツ

明日テストだ

just saw this in another thread lol, north japanese are very hairy

i.4cdn.org/int/1474546748710.jpg

勉強しないなら寝ろ

>tfw hairy as fuck
Help me

I'm almost hairless

お前ら、俺の部屋にちん毛を撒き散らすな
せめて俺の部屋に来る時だけでもちん毛を剃ってこい
何?ムスリムは髭を生やしてる?
じゃあ、お前はなんの信条でちん毛を生やしてるんだ、ちん毛野郎

Hairy vikings

You must be the exception, are you also gay by chance?

自分はCred Forums初心者だが
お前は大根だニャ

Shaving?

I shave my face

and my balls from time to time

All Swede boys are gay

>my balls
any reason why?

>balls
U wot m8

Looks better imo (^:

you're a creep

you're right
balls don't have to have hair

Who take a close look at your balls?

i shave my balls too its very nice and tidy and looks better, but im thinking of going to get back sack and crack waxng done from now on because its much better

正直首から下は毛が無くてもいい

your mum and sister
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Any man who (perhaps with exceptions for high-level athlete, those affected by medically diagnosed hirsutism, and those about to undergo surgery), who removes hair from anywhere below his neck, is a degenerate.

俺キツネ顔派

There's literally nothing wrong with trimming (not completely shaving) your pubes and the surrounds every now and then, it just makes it more A E S T H E T I C

FUCKING KEK

There's literally everything wrong with it you disgusting faggot.

t. caveman

Stop being so insecure and go shave your balls you downie fuck

そうですね。
ただ、所謂ムダ毛にセクシーさを感じる人が居たことを
時々で良いので思い出してください。

Better a caveman than a poof.

>Stop being so insecure and just suck dicks for a living you downie fuck

cleverdodo.co.uk/back-sack-crack-wax/419

you sound like a virgin aspie as well

I pluck my hairs around my nipples.

Better a virgin aspie than a poof.

I'm straighter than you by definition because I've fucked numerous women.

>they are talking about hair again………

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>he thinks fucking women makes him not a poof
If you do anything poofy then you're a poof, poof.

>セクシーなムダ毛
思いつかない

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秋刀魚に大根おろし
酢橘をキュッ
確かに見覚えのある口絵やね
海彦と山彦というのがあるのよ
日向?代とかいう先王朝の物語とか
ちなみにpassが一瞬pissに見えて
立ション禁止と書きそうになった
仕事や
俺パイパン好きやけど
陰毛は気持ちがいい
ただ、膣に巻き込んで亀頭が切れたことがある
痛いっす
尻毛の生えている女は嫌い
Moa-metalはタヌキ顔なのにキツネだそうだ
乳頭の毛は男でも癌の原因になるとかないとか
校門の周囲の草刈りは忘れないでね

Time for food porn

In the interests of good hygiene, one should trim their pubic and armpit hair on a regular basis.

ハロワいけ

How does trimming your armpit hair improve hygiene?

That's wrong. Body hair keeps dirt off of the skin and is easier to clean. It's more, not less, hygienic to have body hair, unless you don't wash often.

technically its less hyegenic to trim but i think it looks betetr so i do it anyway

プロクシー?

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac

>implying looking like a child is good

Do you shave your balls?
Just curious

女々しいということにかけた洒落なんだけど
なんかドラクエのパフパフを密かに連想した
クシコスの郵便ポスト
youtube.com/watch?v=rqdGEvWaZNc

日本スレなんか立てたい者が三々五々立てては消えればいいんだよ

i dont know why people bring this meme arguement up

its the same as the one where jealous white women accuse white men of liking asian women because they look like children

remove your nuts

No it isn't the same, cucklord.

Body hair and facial hair are markers of adult manhood. If you are an adult man then it is better to have them than not.

I suppose it depends on how much hair you have. My chest and arms are covered in hair and if I don't trim certain parts of me, it makes me feel uncomfortable and sweat too much. I only trim it down to about an inch or so though.

外人は処刑執行すべき

KEK, the japs are gonna love me now

I don't want to cut my balls off.

上手いね

I always imagine you as a hairless young guy

hes a hairy chubby railworker and he has his bum crack visible when he bends down

20時頃スーパーで袋詰してる時に
笑顔を交わしてお互い「最高ね!」ってのを味わいました

illegal child porn?

Who /hairy/ here?

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No
No

What we see in our mind's eye is often more beautiful and more pleasing than what exists in reality.

Could be worse though. At least I managed to avoid getting a hairy back for the most part.

/here/
I used to be embarassed about it because I developed earlier than most kids, but now I don't really give a fuck

nihonjinという基地おっさんがまた俺に粘着している

Aroused
Pics pls

Im not bald

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White/Black people are very smelly due to alot of apocrine sweat glands.

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愛してるの恋してるの残念ながら僕はお前のことは嫌いだ
糞壺に帰りな、キチガイ

新鮮な白子供給システムやね
多分髪(神)がないのでほっとけ(仏)

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MODS MODS MODS

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タイ串捨てたかopener
ハロワいけ

ドイチュラントきもい

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そんな不自然な日本語で言われても

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管理人寝てるな・・・

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いつも通り
ろくでなしだなー

ポルノの場合管理人がシコり終わってから仕事するから消えるのに時間かかるらしい

ドイツは何者かにより国旗を不当に使われてしまいました。
使った糞を焼き殺すべきである

管理人なんていたのか?

ドイツなんてあんなもん。
ましてやCred Forumsやってるような奴だし。

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こいつは明らかにいつものドイツ国旗だけどな

日本語でジャニ太の悪口を書いてもbanされない

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what a time to be alive

すぐ消される時もある

ソース:かつておっぱいを投稿した自分(涙

白人女性と黒人男のポルノ画像はすぐ消されるのに!

荒れたってなんも変わらんよopener

俺なんて昔、あき竹城のヌード写真でban食らったぜw

三次元妖女を貼ると管理人が勃起しちゃったら永久バンw

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Where and who can you pay to do this

今年の流行語ってなんかある?

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ろりぽるん

この絵はどこが変態なのでせうか
教えてエロい人
ご意見無用
モッズ
youtube.com/watch?v=CAsgCy8aPzc
3478
やね
高速花びら回しやね
してみたいわ
これ
babymetal

East Asian Physical Traits Linked to 35,000-Year-Old Mutation

Africans and Europeans carry the standard version of the gene, but in most East Asians, one of the DNA units has mutated.

nytimes.com/2013/02/15/science/studying-recent-human-evolution-at-the-genetic-level.html?smid=re-share&_r=0

ベイビーメタルなんて一度も言ったことないぞ

>black pubic hair

looks like budda's hair...

安倍が
『一定の条件を満たせば世界最速級のスピードで永住権を獲得できる国になる。乞うご期待です』

とか言い出したぞ……
日本オワタ

Have a nice ban Peru.

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これでもしペルーだけが消されたらマジでmodsは糞だけどな

そうなってるぞw
少なくとも先に消しやがった

ペルー、自分で消しやがったな

is it gramatically correct to say "しゅっしんはXですけど、今はYに住んでいます。" to mean "my hometown is X, but now i live in Y"
this shit is confusing

間違いなくて正しいよ

ありがとう!
文法は難しい

別に難しくないわ

ラーメンスレ立てちゃった (*ノω・*)テヘ
各県のラーメン色々知ってる方、よかったら手伝ってください
→No.65215094

ジャニーター君が仕事したよ

ベビメタと言え
ええね
もう寝なきゃなの

japs are smelly.

one time in a starbucks there was a japanese girl tourist who put her bare feet up on the chair. i could smell the cheesy sweaty feet smell from the across the room, made me very sick

外国人参政権への布石だろうな

安倍のメルケル化

You are more smellier than her by nature.

lel

今よりさらに永住権緩和となると、中国人は一気に数年後に、五百万人にはなる

OOGA BOOGA MANKO MANKO

Is that the flaky or wet ear wax gene?

うん、眠い人は寝てほしいよおやすみ。
余力のある人だけお願いしたいと思ったんだ。
ありがとう

jap bros
help me find the original version of this song

youtube.com/watch?v=xITXIrBcq1M

expand below, you find the link.

いかに公務員の生活のために人口が必要といってもまさに終わりゆく国だわな

kek youre a faggot. Ive slept with asian girls while being a fat fuck with a hairy back

Asian girls dont care what your body looks like, they just want to fuck a white man. And by the time you have them on your bed, its too late for them to change their minds anyway. beta faggot

How are African=Americans stinkier than the Africans? You'd think they'd be deluded with a bit less stinky white genes.

Grimgar >>>> re:zero >>>>>>> youtu.be/c5jgWAZc6wQ

このスレで釣ればよかろう
日本国旗などお前ら目当ての女ばかりだよ

I was reading up on the yakuza

Apparently they are 30% zainichi Korean. And now, since jap birth rates are low, they are starting to recruit Chinks to their ranks.

How does it feel that foreigners are taking over your gangs, Japs?

>only 30%
It's more like 80%

二次元と三次元を模写して気がついたんだが、本物の人間は二次元だな

>frequency
That's showing the proportion of people who have the genes for a particular gland, not how smelly everyone is.

why would I, as Chinese, join Japanese mafia?

I would be more accepted and welcomed if I participated in Chinese mafia.

で、日本国旗の彼女たちはすぐネトウヨと叫ぶわけだ
白人男漁りの業務に対する妨害と感じるからだよ

during the japanese occupation of china in ww2 the japanese recruited chinese officials

yes. those were all race traitors.

your point?

theyre not race traitors if theyre both asians though

これ

俺にJKのファンがいるかな
日本に行ったら楽しんで一発でもしようぜ

an alliance would only be rational to form between chinks and japs if we somehow both wound up in prison in a foreign country.

other than that, if we saw each other in the street it's just going to be taunts and exchange of racial slurs/insults.

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top-tier gif

風呂入らない不潔で臭いフランス人はNG

you are welcome to save it and use it however way you like but only if you are a pure hearted Chinese

The first picture looks dreadful.

おい、やめろ

Not Chinese at all but I'm masturbating right now. Something about Chinks and Chink-sympathisers getting killed really excites me.

このスレで全然見かけない国旗で急にそう言われてもな

You don't want to start this race war Australia.

You will lose.

Do you miss your childhood?

twitter.com/iFOREXjp/status/779006438219784192
2017年は欧米が大きく変わる年になる可能性

別にいいじゃないか

You don't want to fuck with me, Australia.

I can dodge bullets by dancing like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix.

Literally one second of your perceptive reaction time is in mere reality a millisecond's worth of cognitive performance for me. You are perpetually lagging behind me.

You're out of your element.

>peru watching dragon ball z and pokemon, drinking a juice box and sharting in his pants as his jewish mom scolds him for being a fuckup

but ur chink women love to be fucked by us desu senpai

10年毎の危機。来年はアジアの番?

1987年 ブラックマンデー
1997年 アジア通貨危機
2007年 アメリカ住宅バブル崩壊
2017年 ???

来年、中国は5年毎の党大会があるので人事抗争は始まっている

Those are the lower echelon tier Chinese whores.

High-class Chinese women are faithful, loyal, and only have sex with Chinese alpha males.

>feeling proud of picking low-hanging fruit

China's pretty wrecked though. The "traditional" girls from good families go to university and study, even though that's entirely untraditional and unfeminine. Thanks gommunism.

大阪で目撃!マニアが集う幼女撮影会

仕事で訪れた兵庫県内の保育園で、裸で水浴びする園児を盗撮したとして、大阪府警曽根崎署は20日、児童買春・ポルノ禁止法違反(製造)の疑いで、大阪市浪速区の会社員弘永元容疑者(37)を逮捕した。今回は“単独犯”だったが、大阪のロリコンネットワークはすさまじい。マニアが集うゲリラ撮影会が開催されているのだ。

大阪ではたびたび白昼堂々、ロリコン撮影会が行われているという。大阪市北区の某公園に異様な集団がいた。

「未就学児っぽいコや小学生の少女と大人の男性がそれぞれ10人くらいずついて、それが1対1のペアになって撮影してたんです。家族連れとは雰囲気が違う。母親がいませんでしたから」とは、一部始終を目撃した地元民だ。

体がやや大きいミニスカ姿の女の子も2人ほどいたが、モデルの大半は小柄で明らかに幼く、しかも派手なミニ浴衣姿。

「女の子をブランコに乗せたり高いところに上らせたり、モデル歩きさせて、それを男性陣がバシバシ撮ってました。明らかに父と娘じゃないです。ペアを替えたりしてたし、ちょっと親しげにはしていたけど、ある程度の距離はあったから。女の子たちはかわいらしいオーラを放って、オヤジたちに媚を売ってる感じがしました」
tokyo-sports.co.jp/nonsec/social/595749/

Osaka is lolicon paradise!

法則来そう

2017年にイスラム国がサウジアラビアを占領して、中東は一気に地獄と化す。

Hotto motto!

なんでわざわざVPN使ってるの?

キモオタ白人が日本の女子高生に虐められるAVくだちゃい

こんにちは。

ジャップ連呼さんはもう撤収ですか
根性なしですね

こんにちは

二度寝しろ

でも今アメリカ国旗が日本ホルホルスレ立ててるのみると黙れと思ってしまう
あれ中身日本人なんだろうな

just came to home from seven eleven and it's 3:22 am here

>walking the streets at that time
here, a wild nigger would stab you and steal you're belongings - even your shoes.

Does this hairstyle have a name? You never see it on western women.

Yes, ugly

Yes you do. It's called a pageboy.

ボブカット、ショートボブ、おかっぱ

ボブカット?

Yes peru
youtu.be/bRWkniXDC_4

光輝く死が飛来する

forgot pic

ボブキャット

Hey!
Can anyone help me, and tell me what this says?

I guess it starts with nande (why) なんで , but I cant figure out the rest.

アニメの女の子と声優の声に超キモく興奮してる俺もモテそうw
萌えすぎて死にそうwwwwwww

Some family member gave me Rosetta Stone for Jap speak, is it decent for learning if you use alternatives with it?

コイツがセンター

Thanks!

>おかっぱ (御河童)
面白い髪型名だ。由来は何だろうか?
少し伝統的なことがあると思う?椎名林檎が「いろはにほへと」の動画に特にこの髪型をしてる理由があると思うの?

どのスレかわからなかった
ついでだがこれは面白かったw

ライスプディングは米をミルク(多くは牛乳。ヤギ乳など他の家畜の乳も使われる)で煮て作られる。主食として供されることもあるが、デザートとして甘い味付けがされる場合が多い。
デザートとしてはシナモン、カルダモンなどのスパイス類、各種のジャム、ナッツ、ドライフルーツなどが加えられる場合がある。また温かいままか、冷やして食べられるかといった違いも地域や習慣によって多様である

I don't think her hair cut is okappa. It's bobcut, western style hair cut.

200個のレスを超えちゃったなw
SASUGA日本人

I think the music video has not very deep meaning...

does peru consistently smell like farts?

please check your answers

1) yes 2) no 3) maybe

Yes it does

寿司に合う酒は何でしょう

やっぱり、日本酒?

私も深い意味がないと思うが、クリップで少し京都らしい伝統的な雰囲気を滲み出たいらしいんだ。

日本のビールはいかがでしょう

おかっぱ is not related to Kyoto though?
When you talk about 京都風 hairstyle, it's 奴島田 like 舞妓 do.

初めはビール。あとはさらにもっとビール。
そのあとは日本酒。最後に焼酎だね。

白ワインが合うんじゃないかな
魚料理だから

そう言わなかったが、クリップは伝統的な雰囲気があるのに、どうしてこの髪型をしてるかなと思ったんだけだ。
なお、海外よりそのような髪型は日本に人気があるらしい。

I have no idea then. I don't think they have to wear traditional clothes and haircut in traditional themed music video, that's all.
Bob cut is more popular in Japan than in west? That's probably true, but what's the point of it?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3802248/The-hidden-horrors-Nagasaki-Confiscated-photographs-devastating-effects-America-s-atomic-bomb-taken-12-hours-blast-revealed-70-years-on.html

all those americans in the comments lel

>That's probably true, but what's the point of it?
面白い由来か説明があるだろうという疑問があった。そういうのが無いそうだけど。

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youtube.com/watch?v=3NFCY6_gNzA

Japan is the worst country in the whole Asia

How hard is it to become a japanese citizen? Is it even possible? I heard something about citizenship via marriage laws changing

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HP 1/9999

What's wrong with counting your pulse?

I can't see the video.What kind of those comments are?

there is no video

さあ、大阪へ行かう

Do you like クンニ?

Yes

>クンニ
No

mouthbreather

most of us will never reproduce

>average English teacher salary in Tokyo is now $1500-$2000 or less than 200,000 yen

kek. I wouldn't want to be a teacher in Japan right now

自分はなにもせず他人ばかりを働かせようとする奴は、死んだ方がよい。

名前を表すには他に方法がないことをわかっていながら、他人にストーカーして自分はなにもしない。
お前は自分は真面目にやらないで、
不真面目にやって得をしたいだけだな。

Eh, it's more than what I'd make as an engineer here.

please come here, otherwise we can't speak English forever

What kind of ingredients have you ever raped ?
Me :squid,cup noodle,konnyaku,etc.

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I love to rape mushroom

在仏日本人は高齢化して本人もその家族も福祉を受ける活動をしているらしいけど、二世はどうしようもないのがいるのかもな。

It looks like sweet delicious gash

High cost

If weebs didnt want those jobs so badly the salary would be higher.
With a higher salary, better teachers would be drawn to Japan.
With better teachers the Japas would be able to speak English.
Ergo it is the weebs' fault that Japs can't speak English.

How?

stop posting white busu

The same way you'd rape a noodle

>fault that Japs can't speak English.

Actually. even weebs are smartening up and refusing to take those jobs now.

Japan is so desperate for English teachers that they've apparently dropped their high standards and are now hiring Filipinos and other shitskins to teach because they're the only ones that will accept such a low and pathetic salary

Yeah
Post Jap busu instead

>Japan is so desperate for English teachers
If they were truly desperate they would pay more

make it 36 degree Celsius, and fuck it
it's high cost but it's perfect

I never took any officlal english lesson, I learned all playing DOTA and online games
why cant japs do this ?

I dont know what you guys talk about, but I just wanna say that its strange every Japanese person on Cred Forums speaks english really well.

When I talk to Japanese people they only speak Engrish

got a japanese gf and she's absolutely shit at sex

how do I teach her to be better?

English, Spanish, German, French have same origin.
but Japanese and English are completely different
so we can't

Any employers never employ pedophilia in the world.
There is no merit.
Pedophilia must not use Japanese language.
It's troublesome.

what

is it true that japanese conservative politicians said no to having kids start learning english earlier in school because they thought it would lead to lack of patriotism or something like that?

How common is coffee in Japan? Do most people drink tea and coffee? Do any people just drink coffee alone?

If that's true, I think they made the right call.

Silence, fool!
What he said was profound Japanese wisdom that us baka gaijin have difficulty understanding

“I” say you "what are you talking about".
pedo shouldn't be here.

The pic is almost true in Japan too. But we drink green tea more than black tea.

anonimusu san ha totemo baka desu

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Hai!

anata mo baka desu ka. watashi ha baka ja arimasen. wiiabu mo ja arimasen

a man can dream

明日は自己紹介

YAMETE!

Where is hot cocoa/chocolate milk drinker?
To the left of them rite?

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日本語のクラスは始まりますか??????

Two or three steps to the left.

Pic related, it's the average hot cocoa drinker.

はい、ストックホルム大学です。

To all Nihinjins
Whats your opinion on Nintendo

俺はヨーロッパでは移民管理は国の大きい仕事で人手が足りず、
働く若者にとって責任ある仕事を任されるひとつの機会になってると聞いている。
既に一定身分がある者にとってメリットが無いのはしょうがない。
だがそれ以外の者でそう考えられない人間は、なにやっても駄目だろう。

がんばってくださいモハッメド君

ignore him, he is mentally ill.

super big game company. the rival of sony

i feel a shart coming on

peru, where are you

...

I don't like coffee

日本も人手不足だ罠
介護は特に激しい人手不足

a Frenchman who doesn't drink coffee is like an American who doesn't shart

A good man with astute mental faculties?

안녕

Annyeong

>just fuck my shit up: Japanese version

I hate this trend so much

’Fat korean’ the haircut

Why is a coffee drinker smelly? Coffee is the gear that allows the world to turn.

Whats good time of year to visit japan?

You don't know how good feels fresh milk

介護システムも高齢者が増えて2000年以降に生まれた新しいビジネスだ。
移民システムが出来て新しいビジネスになる可能性はありうる。

Coffee makes your breath smelly if you're not careful.

Some people carry around teeny tiny mints to protect their breath from acquiring a foul odour.

What's Japan's opinion of Middle America during the 1980s?

youtube.com/watch?v=s7FGbhpr2pg

That post is the same as French proxy's one.
The word of 処刑執行 is unnatural.
No one use such a word in Japan, but in the case of the way of "処刑執行人", that can be used the word as famous Charles-Henri Sanson probably.
That can be straw man sock puppet.

daebak chingu

I like coffee. I drink every day.

One of the most famous company from Kyoto

Your Japanese is also unnatural though

Autumn

That's a very diplomatic answer, user.

That post is English tho.

>""faithful, loyal, alpha""
u never find these words in any chinky products including ur whores kek

I don't like smell of coffee, it is similar to smell of tabaco. I think who loves coffee also loves tabaco, they are low paid worker.

リゾットっぽい和食があるかな
日本は米とか魚がたくさん使われるから日本にもリゾットらしい料理があるはずだと思った

そもそもリゾットがなんだかよくわからない

>Annyeong
I didn't know that it means 安寧

雑炊、もしくはおじや
必ずしも魚を使うわけじゃないけど
野菜だけでもいい

i will make new thread

>安寧
I don't know what that means
What is it?

NEW THREAD

リゾットわからないってマジかよ

米を焼いてだんだんワインとダシやスープストックを組み込んで、米はべたべたで柔らかくなると魚とか野菜を入れるイタリアの料理だ
本当に大好きそれw

>必ずしも魚を使うわけじゃないけど
リソットは同じいだよ
きのこのもうまい
雑炊はたべることはおろか、聞いたことがない
教えてくれてありがとう

>>>>people are actually hating on coffee

トムヤンクン

I don't know so much but I had a friend from Cuba at that time.

答えてくれてありがとう
美味しそうだけどトムヤンクンはソウプじゃないの?

>why yes, i do drink coffee

お前が犯人なのか。

>why yes, i am a teabagger

>do i drink tea? *smirks intellectually*
>actually, i think you'll find *unsheathes katana* *teleports behind you* *whispers in your ear* that i actually prefer coffee
>...nothing personnel though

おれも言われてあれかと思い出す程度だよ
女じゃあるまいし

リゾットも知らんのかよ
外食ひとつも出来ねえじゃん。どこに監禁されて暮らしてんだ

>throw the tea, into the sea
>brits get out, my co-lo-ny

nice meme

さあw

早く犯人のスキをついて脱出しろ

監禁といえなくもない
激しい仕事だったから遊んだことはない

どうでもいいけど、「監禁でもされてんのか」とか日本語スレで他の人が使ってた煽り方を面白いと思ったからって丸パクりすんなよ
たまにはお前のオリジナルの発想で面白いこと言ってみろ、クズが

宅配で取れ。ピザ屋にもある

そいつが俺のをパクったんだろ。お前か
無能の上に特許権主張って中国か

>宅配で取れ。ピザ屋にもある
デブ確定

監禁デブの分際で

起源を主張するなよ
お前は韓国か?
韓国は批判できないんだっけ